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#babes
(Probably Not) Scarlett Johansson Nude
Our friends at Yuhmm have dug up this NY vs. LA graphic that appears to contain a naked Scarlett Johansson. Okay, we're near certain it's a photoshop...but isn't it nice to pretend? More » -
#photoshop
Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better
Over the years, we've seen more than a few counts of earnest fetishists using Photoshop to make their fantasy a (photo) reality. But we were still... fascinated? Confused? Mildly disturbed?—by augmenter's Flickr collection. More » -
#sarahpalin
Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn
Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?). More » -
#celebrityupskirtwatch
Sorry, Julianna Margulies Fans, But That's Not A Vagina
To any and all of you who believe you've now seen Julianna Margulies' hoo-ha, we regret to inform you that that is not what a vagina looks like. More than likely, it's either a picture of Julianna's thighs pressed together, a picture of her pantyhose seam, or a poorly done Photoshop job put together by someone with a limited knowledge of female anatomy and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Trust us, we know. (defamer.com) -
#amateur
This Week In Digitally Altered Amateur Smut
When one of our lovely readers was kind enough to send us a link to some fairly hot but pretty standard amateur porn stills yesterday, we couldn't quite figure out what was so special about them to merit an email. And then we noticed the disturbing bit of Photoshoppery going on in that first pic, and we had to smile. (Then we called our dermatologist, because after that last round of Botox we shouldn't be able to smile.) Depending how you feel about petite redheads, naked fat guys, and various combinations thereof, you might find it amusing too. (pix.jj.am - thanks R.) -
#found
Fun With Photoshop's "Remove Nipple" Tool
There's something not right about this lingerie model, but we can't quite put our finger on it. Don't tell us—it's right on the tip of our tongue! (kroppsnara.se, via PhotoshopDisasters) -
#fantasy
Squeezegirl Brings Out The Squeeze Fetishist In All Of Us
Pity the poor squeeze fetishist: it's hard enough to find photos of sexy models with boa constrictors and elephants, never mind being squeezed by them. That's why we're grateful for Photoshop ... and for artists like Squeezegirl, who has lovingly rearranged a bunch of pixels to make everyone's hot babe-meets-terrifying crushing beast dreams come true. Now if only an artist would come along to make our Stoya Vs. Linda Hunt whipped cream wrestling match fantasy a reality too ... (flickr.com, via Boing Boing) -
#babes
Elizabeth Hurley isn't just the designer of these bikinis, she's also the model. Who cares if she got a little help from the airbrushers? None of us are ready for swimsuit season. (dailymail.co.uk + cameltap.com) -
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#celebritynipplewatch
She might be American soccer moms' favorite lesbian, but that doesn't mean that the rest of us can't enjoy the sight of "Work Out"'s Jackie Warner's digitally enhanced nipples. Not that they made us break out in a sweat or anything, but then we didn't have to pay her $400 an hour to see them either. (nytimes.com + cityrag.blogs.com + skysportspa.com) -
#truthandillusion
Porn Detective: The Not-So-Mysterious Case Of Katie Fey's Hardcore Doppleganger
Since a big part of what we do here at Fleshbot involves looking at porn all day (o.k., it's pretty much all we do), it's natural that we frequently get emails from readers asking us to identify such-and-such a performer in an anonymous video clip or inform them whether a certain model they stumbled across has appeared in other venues. And as much as we'd love to claim we know everything there is to know about every single person who has ever taken his or her clothes off in the histories of various pornographic media ... well sometimes we just don't. (Still love us?) More » -
#wildkingdoms
Erotic Falconry: On The Wings Of Love
Sure, you might think that the combination of deadly sharp talons and soft tender flesh is strictly for the birds (sorry) — but you have to agree with the folks at Vice that a site combining "sexual fetishes, antiquated hobbies, and photoshop humor (that) doesn't even show up on Google" deserves at least some credit. We have to say, though, that although Erotic Falconry might be a parody cooked up by a bored Photoshop enthusiast with a little extra time on theirclawshands, our long experience nosing around the sexual netherworld has convinced us that there really are some folks out there — probably in Japan — who get turned on by the prospect of getting penetrated by a three inch beak. And we totally wouldn't be surprised if one of them happened to be Robert Loggia. That guy has always creeped us out. More » -
#photography
Ingrid Baars' Tricky Bodies
We adhere to what we like to call the "two click rule" when deciding which photographers to feature here on Fleshbot: if we don't encounter any exposed skin within two clicks of landing at their website, we move on to the next name on our list. So it was a good sign when we visited Dutch photographer Ingrid Baars' online portfolio and were greeted by a smiling topless model splayed across her splash page; surely there would be more where she came from? Well, yes and no: while frequently smiling and often topless, Baars' cheerleaders, strippers, and swimsuit models are also distended, fragmented, flayed, and otherwise enhanced via the magic of digital manipulation, leaving them somewhere in that grey area between sexy and disturbing. Which is just fine by us ... and which just goes to prove once again that sometimes rules are made to be broken. More » -
#boobs
Big Boob Giantess Fantasies By Automan
It doesn't take an advanced degree in Freudian psychology to recognize the fact that our collective fascination with big boobs relates to a certain kind of infantiliazation fantasy: the desire to be protected, nurtured, and coddled. With that in mind, it's easy for anyone to understand a seemingly outré expression of that fascination like Automan's wonderful Photoshop mashups here: if getting your face all up in Milena Velba's 36-J charms is good, getting your entire body enveloped by all that bustacular goodness must be even better. And surely we're not the only ones who look forward to the day when we can simply press a button and shrink ourselves to the sort of dimensions that would make all of the fantasies expressed in Automan's delicious art come true. Er, right? More » -
#babes
We're sorry, Chanelle. The editors of Nuts seemed to have misplaced your nipple. If we happen to see it, we will definitely let you know. (dailypoa.com) -
#babes
Avatar Advanced Provides Photoshop Tips (And Lots Of Boobs)
Our lack of foreign language skills are well documented around these parts, but we're pretty sure that Avatar Advanced is a website full of tips on how to use Photoshop CS3 to make snazzy looking desktop wallpapers. Fortunately, it also happens to be a website that's full of pictures of naked glamour models and more boobs than you can shake your airbrushing tool at, so there's plenty here to pore over even if your photomanipulation skills don't extend much beyond drawing devil horns on people's faces using a copy of MS Paint. From what we can tell, though, the Photoshop tips here are totally worth checking out. After all, anything that makes boobs look this good has to be worth learning. More » -
#photography
Jose Manchado's World Of (Naked) Wonder
Nice or naughty? Sweet or sadistic? "World Of Warcraft"-inspired cheesecake or "Heavy Metal"-esque fantasy babes? Whatever your fancy, Spanish photographer Jose Machado's photos of lusciously digitally enhanced models run the gamut, from naked fairies and arty nudes to tattooed pinups straight out of your favorite alt girl showcase site. And hey, he's even got pictures of girls making out! Whatever your pleasure, you're sure to find something to like in this portfolio. (And if you don't ... well, what do you have against fairy wings and girls making out anyway?) More » -
#fantasy
Heroines In Peril: What Happens When The Bad Guys Win
Sure, Wonder Woman might triumph in most of her encounters with the forces of evil, but what happens when her Lasso Of Truth and her magic wristbands aren't enough to save her from a particularly sticky situation? Find out in the guest gallery of the sprawling Heroines In Peril site, a collection of thousands of non-comics code-approved images in which artists explore the sexy side of the superheroine genre: according to its curator, "Basically, if you ever wanted to see what would happen if the villains in those comics were more interested in getting their rocks off than ruling the world, this is the place you would go." Admit it—you are kind of curious, aren't you? More »







