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more about #straight more comments → MCWHAMMER: Here's one more that isn't "cake", but is still very good: [youporn.com] more » Conrad: Are we sure that's not just an excerpt from Californication? Sorry on further inspection it is just a look-a-like of Rick Springfield. Close, but not... more » MCWHAMMER: My god, we'll have to get the FBI just to verify that that is both a man and woman - the video seems to have been recorded via a 1997 cameraphone. more » Crystal_Mountain: Now I actually care about this movie. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE. more » FrankN.Stein: who is bai ling? oh, yes, i remember those nipples... ;) more » Snowbunny: I lost my mind last night with her whole twist at the end. God, after like three episodes of nothing happening this week was insane and next week mig... more » otko: Ottimo, you should write The Fleshbot Guide: When And When Not To Cross The Threshold more » otko: I'd love to go to Argentina just to interact with the most beautiful women in the world. Don't they speak english there too? more » bmonkey: Oh, to be a loofah... more » bmonkey: My hands would never get tired. Just saying. :-D more » Ruthless, If you let me: Danika link looks borked. [shermsshack.com] This should get you there. more » justingeist: The Justin Geists of the world love Jena Malone. more » Princess Commands, Darling: I'm looking forward to Bai's look catching on across the country... more » Princess Commands, Darling: Is she actually the first girl to go from pro cheering to the pron? Given what cheering looks like these days, it's a pretty natural progression. more » fragile: Splish Splash? more » -
#babes
(Probably Not) Scarlett Johansson Nude
Our friends at Yuhmm have dug up this NY vs. LA graphic that appears to contain a naked Scarlett Johansson. Okay, we're near certain it's a photoshop...but isn't it nice to pretend? More » -
#photoshop
Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better
Over the years, we've seen more than a few counts of earnest fetishists using Photoshop to make their fantasy a (photo) reality. But we were still... fascinated? Confused? Mildly disturbed?—by augmenter's Flickr collection. More » -
#sarahpalin
Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn
Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?). More » -
