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We'd Rather Look At Keeley Hazell Than... Anything Else

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

It really doesn't matter what Keeley Hazell is promoting, we'll buy in. It could be "Keeley Hazell For the Abolishment of Obscenities" and we'd only start to question the naked prophet's words halfway into burning our massive porn stash.

Luckily, all Keeley is doing is posing for PETA. As if we didn't already have a thing for activists, now we have to deal with another gorgeous girl using her nudity for a good cause. What has this world come to?

· I'd Rather Keeley Hazell Go Naked Than Wear Fur (egotastic.com)

We'd Rather Have Christian Serratos Going Naked, Too

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

We were under the impression that "Twilight" was targeting a tween audience—but with all the skin its stars have been showing, it seems like they might be looking to attract an older age group.

First we had Ashley Greene's (alleged!) nude pix and, ahem, other assorted sexiness; now co-star Christian Serratos is stripping off for PETA.

What next? Will Emma "Hermione Granger" Watson start taking off her clothes too? Oh wait...

· Christian Serratos Nude for PETA (egotastic.com)

PETA Tracks Down Sexiest Vegetarians

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:30:01 EDT

PETA has announced the winners of this year's Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door competition. Interestingly, the two contestants crowned sexiest also happened to be some of the nakedest. Funny how that works. (peta.org)

PETA Wants You To See Your Neighbors Naked

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

We used to think that PETA's sole mission was to get celebrities the world over to get naked in the name of animal welfare. But it seems that's not all there is to PETA.

No, PETA is also interested in getting ordinary people to get sexied up, too; as evidenced by their latest publicity stunt: a "Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door" contest. You—yes, you—have the chance to vote for your favoritest sexy vegetarians, who will face off against one another in a four round, bracket-style competition, until only two champions (one male, one female) remain.

We had our doubts about the whole thing, but after looking through the contestants, we have to say that there are a few lookers in the mix—and, even better, more than a few who aren't afraid to show a little skin. Think there's any chance that they'll shed more garments as they advance through the rounds? Come on, it'd be good for PETA's image.

· Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door 2009 (peta.org)

Too Hot For The Superbowl: PETA's Banned Ad

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 10:30:00 EST

PETA's known for pushing boundaries, what with their radical vegetarian views and edgy use of naked women, but we never thought we'd see them make an ad hot enough to get banned from the Superbowl.

And yet they have: "Veggie Love"—and ad celebrating the joys of vegetarian sex—was deemed far too lascivious for primetime. Specifically, NBC objected to the following shots:

- licking pumpkin
- touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
- pumpkin from behind between legs
- rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
- screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
- asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
- licking eggplant
- rubbing asparagus on breast

Well, someone was paying close attention to that ad....

· "Veggie Love": PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad (peta.org)
· NBC's Sexually-Explicit Super Bowl Ad Rejection Makes Us Blush (peta.org)

PETA Through The Years: A Tribute To Naked Activism

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:30:01 EST

As the weather gets colder and colder, there's a part of us that longs for the warmth of a nice fur coat—but an even bigger part of us knows fur is wrong, wrong, wrong.

And who do we have to thank for that? Why, PETA, of course—without their models who go naked for animal rights, we might never have ~~learned~~ cared about the cruelty of fur. Or eating meat. Or animal testing.

It seems that the team over at Toxic Magazine has been similarly effected by the great work of PETA, as they've put together a collection of PETA ads featuring naked celebrities from over the years. Their list is far from complete, but if you supplement it with this, you should have a pretty thorough tribute to ~~boobs~~ women who care about animal rights.

· Getting Naked for PETA (toxicmagazine.com)

Khloe Kardashian Gets Naked

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:30:01 EST

... for PETA, of course. Think it's too late for them to work this into "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians"? We'll keep our fingers crossed. (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

PETA Adds Kristen Johnston To Its Collection Of Naked Celebrities

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:30:10 EST

We've wanted to see Kristen Johnston naked since, like, forever (or at least since we first saw her on "3rd Rock From The Sun"), so we're eternally grateful to PETA for getting her to disrobe for the camera. Only maybe next time she'll pose in a way that actually allows us to see something? It's for the animals, man! For the animals! (peta.org)

And speaking of wronged sheep, we finally...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:45:38 EDT

And speaking of wronged sheep, we finally have something to thank PETA for besides all those many naked pictures they've provided us with over the years: they've introduced us to Aya Sugimoto, a Japanese model/actress/singer/dancer/erotic novelist. Actually. "naked erotic novelist" would have been enough to win us over to their side. But all the other stuff is a pretty nice bonus. (blog.peta.org)

Proving once again that the quickest way...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:45:26 EDT

Proving once again that the quickest way to a would-be animal rights activist's heart is via strategic use of scantily clad girls, PETA offers up this striptease quiz which gives you the chance to watch a hot girl strip down to her skivvies. Oh, and you're supposed to learn about animal birth control or something. They make condoms for dogs? (peta.org)

Holly Madison And Jenna Jameson Get Naked For PETA

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:20:12 EDT

It seems PETA has run out of mainstream celebrities who are willing to get naked on behalf of the animals—now they've turned to the professionally naked to plead for the rights of the helpless animals, with both Jenna Jameson and Holly Madison featured in recent PETA campaigns. Frankly, we're not that surprised to learn that Holly and Jenna would rather go naked than wear fur. But it's nice to see them using their naked bodies for another cause besides getting us off. (thesun.co.uk)

And speaking of corporate-sponsored hot...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:55:22 EDT

And speaking of corporate-sponsored hot blogger contests, it seems that PETA has run out of vegetarian celebrities who are willing to shed clothes for them; now they're turning to the blogosphere with their recently announced Sexiest Vegetarian Blogger competition. Much as we love bloggers, we would have preferred something along the lines of "Sexiest Vegetarian Page 3 Girl." We're sure there must be a few of them out there somewhere. (blog.peta.org)

Hey PETA, we appreciate that you're doing...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:20:22 EDT

Hey PETA, we appreciate that you're doing your part to get the hot women of the world to take their clothes off. But maybe try to use a little less stabbing the next time, okay? (afp.google.com)

The latest entry in PETA's campaign to give...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:05:55 EDT

The latest entry in PETA's campaign to ~~give the world free porn~~ save the animals is 2008 Australian Penthouse Pet of the Year Kobe Kaige, who urges us all to "Give Fur the Cold Shoulder." We're really attached to that vintage ermine laprobe we use when we're sitting here trawling for stuff to write about, but ... anything for you, Kobe. (news.yahoo.com)

Your Daily Jenna Jameson Update

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:59:54 EDT

Jenna Jameson kindly requests that you not harm any animals when you tie up your lover and abuse them with various flogging devices. After all, there are enough raw hides out there as it is. (peta.org)

Eva Mendes and her ass are standing up for...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:53:18 EST

Eva Mendes and her ass are standing up for a good cause ... and if you'll give us just a few more minutes alone with this photo, we might figure out what it is. (peta.org) Update: PETA cares, but not enough to take a new picture, apparently. (theblemish.com)

Just like that we can now add Dita Von Teese...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:41:45 EDT

Just like that we can now add Dita Von Teese to the list of sexy babes who have dressed down for PETA. It's for something called animal birth control, which we've never heard of but sounds kinda hot. (latimes.com)

Naked For The Cause: A PETA Retrospective

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:09:55 EDT

A long time ago in a PR office far, far away, the folks at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals realized they could get a lot farther in spreading their message with a hot model in no clothes then they could by throwing pig's blood on people's coats. Thus was born their iconic "I'd Rather Go Naked ~~Then~~ Than Wear Fur" campaign, which became one of the most recognizable ad slogans in history and is still an ongoing part of their strategy today. In fact, it's so successful that they'll break out naked ladies to protest any cause they've got going—bullfighting, circuses, carnivores. Even an actress who hasn't had a hit movie in years can get them a ton of media play just by dropping trou for one of their commercials. It's also what prompted Phun.org to take a trip down memory lane and gather as many of their sexy posters as they could in one spot. So relive the magical history of naked activism while we go order another hamburger.

· Naked For PETA (phun.org)

If you were all in a tizzy after hearing...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:32:56 EDT

If you were all in a tizzy after hearing about Alicia Silverstone's "naked" PETA commercial, prepare to be disappointed. Not that we have anything against Alicia—we're sure that somewhere under all that editing, she is actually naked. (peta.org)

You can now add "PETA spokesperson" to the...

Fleshbot — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:59:33 EDT

You can now add "PETA spokesperson" to the ever-expanding list of Jenna Jameson's many accomplishments—which makes us love her more than ever, even if it means she's helped to totally ruin our taste for Extra Crispy wings for the rest of our lives. (But whatever. Popeye's makes better fried chicken anyway.) (blog.peta.org)