PETA Tracks Down Sexiest Vegetarians

PETA has announced the winners of this year's Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door competition. Interestingly, the two contestants crowned sexiest also happened to be some of the nakedest. Funny how that works. (peta.org)

PETA Wants You To See Your Neighbors Naked

We used to think that PETA's sole mission was to get celebrities the world over to get naked in the name of animal welfare. But it seems that's not all there is to PETA. More »

Too Hot For The Superbowl: PETA's Banned Ad

PETA's known for pushing boundaries, what with their radical vegetarian views and edgy use of naked women, but we never thought we'd see them make an ad hot enough to get banned from the Superbowl. More »

PETA Through The Years: A Tribute To Naked Activism

As the weather gets colder and colder, there's a part of us that longs for the warmth of a nice fur coat—but an even bigger part of us knows fur is wrong, wrong, wrong. More »

Khloe Kardashian Gets Naked

... for PETA, of course. Think it's too late for them to work this into "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians"? We'll keep our fingers crossed. (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

PETA Adds Kristen Johnston To Its Collection Of Naked Celebrities

We've wanted to see Kristen Johnston naked since, like, forever (or at least since we first saw her on "3rd Rock From The Sun"), so we're eternally grateful to PETA for getting her to disrobe for the camera. Only maybe next time she'll pose in a way that actually allows us to see something? It's for the animals, man! For the animals! (peta.org)

And speaking of wronged sheep, we finally have something to thank PETA for besides all those many naked pictures they've provided us with over the years: they've introduced us to Aya Sugimoto, a Japanese model/actress/singer/dancer/erotic novelist. Actually. "naked erotic novelist" would have been enough to win us over to their side. But all the other stuff is a pretty nice bonus. (blog.peta.org)

Proving once again that the quickest way to a would-be animal rights activist's heart is via strategic use of scantily clad girls, PETA offers up this striptease quiz which gives you the chance to watch a hot girl strip down to her skivvies. Oh, and you're supposed to learn about animal birth control or something. They make condoms for dogs? (peta.org)

Holly Madison And Jenna Jameson Get Naked For PETA

It seems PETA has run out of mainstream celebrities who are willing to get naked on behalf of the animals—now they've turned to the professionally naked to plead for the rights of the helpless animals, with both Jenna Jameson and Holly Madison featured in recent PETA campaigns. Frankly, we're not that surprised to learn that Holly and Jenna would rather go naked than wear fur. But it's nice to see them using their naked bodies for another cause besides getting us off. (thesun.co.uk)

And speaking of corporate-sponsored hot blogger contests, it seems that PETA has run out of vegetarian celebrities who are willing to shed clothes for them; now they're turning to the blogosphere with their recently announced Sexiest Vegetarian Blogger competition. Much as we love bloggers, we would have preferred something along the lines of "Sexiest Vegetarian Page 3 Girl." We're sure there must be a few of them out there somewhere. (blog.peta.org)

Hey PETA, we appreciate that you're doing your part to get the hot women of the world to take their clothes off. But maybe try to use a little less stabbing the next time, okay? (afp.google.com)

The latest entry in PETA's campaign to give the world free porn save the animals is 2008 Australian Penthouse Pet of the Year Kobe Kaige, who urges us all to "Give Fur the Cold Shoulder." We're really attached to that vintage ermine laprobe we use when we're sitting here trawling for stuff to write about, but ... anything for you, Kobe. (news.yahoo.com)

Your Daily Jenna Jameson Update

Jenna Jameson kindly requests that you not harm any animals when you tie up your lover and abuse them with various flogging devices. After all, there are enough raw hides out there as it is. (peta.org)

Eva Mendes and her ass are standing up for a good cause ... and if you'll give us just a few more minutes alone with this photo, we might figure out what it is. (peta.org) Update: PETA cares, but not enough to take a new picture, apparently. (theblemish.com)

Just like that we can now add Dita Von Teese to the list of sexy babes who have dressed down for PETA. It's for something called animal birth control, which we've never heard of but sounds kinda hot. (latimes.com)

Naked For The Cause: A PETA Retrospective

A long time ago in a PR office far, far away, the folks at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals realized they could get a lot farther in spreading their message with a hot model in no clothes then they could by throwing pig's blood on people's coats. Thus was born their iconic "I'd Rather Go Naked Then Than Wear Fur" campaign, which became one of the most recognizable ad slogans in history and is still an ongoing part of their strategy today. In fact, it's so successful that they'll break out naked ladies to protest any cause they've got going—bullfighting, circuses, carnivores. Even an actress who hasn't had a hit movie in years can get them a ton of media play just by dropping trou for one of their commercials. It's also what prompted Phun.org to take a trip down memory lane and gather as many of their sexy posters as they could in one spot. So relive the magical history of naked activism while we go order another hamburger. More »

If you were all in a tizzy after hearing about Alicia Silverstone's "naked" PETA commercial, prepare to be disappointed. Not that we have anything against Alicia—we're sure that somewhere under all that editing, she is actually naked. (peta.org)

You can now add "PETA spokesperson" to the ever-expanding list of Jenna Jameson's many accomplishments—which makes us love her more than ever, even if it means she's helped to totally ruin our taste for Extra Crispy wings for the rest of our lives. (But whatever. Popeye's makes better fried chicken anyway.) (blog.peta.org)

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