Over the course of the coming year, Taylor will be the face of Penthouse, representing the magazine at all public functions. And if the genteel Texan would like to make a diplomatic visit over to Fleshbot HQ, well, we'd be more than happy to host her for a meeting or three—we're sure such a sitdown would result in quite a bit of, ahem, progress in the world of smut. (Or at least our own dirty fantasy world.)

· Penthouse (penthouse.com)
· Penthouse Pet of the Year: Taylor Vixen (yuhmm.com)

We're not entirely sure when the photos were shot, but we can say with a large degree of certainty that the interview was done a very, very long time ago (questions about "Pirates" and the AVN Awards? Really?). Not that that matters, really...unless you're one of those people who reads Australian Penthouse for the articles.

· November 2009 Pet of the Month, Stoya (australianpenthouse.com.au)

And, you know, now that she's achieved the coveted Pet of the Month status, it's only a matter of time until she rockets to higher and higher levels of greatness. Hey Ryan: when you're eventually made Queen of Everything, will you remember that we knew you way back when?

· Ryan Keely (ryankeely.com)
· Ryan's Privates (penthouse.com)

Kyla shot her last fully nude shoot for Australian Penthouse, who currently have her featured as their Pet of the Month. Can't make it to Australia to pick up a copy? Never fear: the shoot is available online as well. So why don't you mosey on over to the Australian Penthouse website, take a good look at Kyla's photos...and relive the memories of all the good (and naked!) times we shared over the years. (It's okay if you shed a tear or two. We won't tell.)

·: September 2009 Pet of the Month: Kyla Cole (australianpenthouse.com.au)

Not surprisingly, most of the women who landed on the list have, at one time or another, posed in some state of undress (that's how we know they're hot!). You'll have to buy Penthouse if you want to actually see their tribute to these WAGs...but we still managed to dig up some pretty sexy photos of the ladies who made the list. Take a gander below—and let us know who you're glad to see on the list (and who was unfairly left off).

1. Vida Guerra (Jeremy Shockey, TE, New Orleans Saint)

2. Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia, QB, Oakland Raiders )

3. Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush, RB, New Orleans Saint)

4. Brande Roderick (Cade McNown, QB, Chicago Bears)

5. Heather Kozar (Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns)

6. Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta, S, St. Louis Rams)

7. Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett, WR, Philadelphia Eagles)

8. Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo, QB, Dallas Cowboys)

9. Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady, QB, New England Patriots)

10. Mercedes Lindsay (Jason Campbell, QB, Washington Redskins)

· Penthouse (penthouse.com)
· List via Nudography (nudography.com)

Which explains why she looks so comfortable appearing here in Penthouse Germany—she's just a natural born porn ambassador, one who doesn't shy away from foreign countries and their foreign languages and foreign customs, one who goes where her porn is needed. (Well, that or it's just a repurposed Penthouse USA shoot, but we like our story better.)

· Erica Ellyson Naked - Penthouse Germany 04/09 (dailypoa.com)

The classic porn company VCX has released a trunkful of Golden Age titles, including "The Second Coming of Eva," a delightful 1975 romp in which redhead Eva (Swedish Penthouse Pet Brigitte Maier) sheds whatever thin pretense of innocence she once had at a randy sham boarding school where the sideburns are as long as the pubes.

Meanwhile, at the dawn of the next century, the not-so-innocent (after all, she's a mom now) Eva Angelina stars in a series of vignettes directed by Jonni Darkko in which the thick, bespectacled, and xup-besotted Latina takes all comers in whatever entrance is currently available.

Of course, nothing connects these two movies other than the name and the fact they arrived at Fleshbot West in the same month, but it is interesting to see the tradeoffs porn has made through the years.

I, for example, would have liked to have seen much more of Brigitte Maier, but I was genuinely charmed by the sense of fun in "Second Coming."

And as for Eva Angelina, well, she's so winning in person that I think a movie would sell even if she kept her clothes on a moment longer. Sure today's Eva can deliver in one minute what it took the old "Eva" a popshot-free movie to get around to, so I guess what disappeared in the past three decades is the free time to wait for it.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy "Second Coming of Eva" (tlavideo.com)
· Buy "E for Eva" (tlavideo.com)

The notorious foot lover opens up in an intimate interview where he reveals his struggle with the stereotype of tardiness that models continually reinforce, as well as how a woman's eyes are the nipples of her face.

Ed also revealed exclusively to us that he is currently working on a new book for release through Taschen. We'll be expecting a new copy to be rushed over as soon as he is done proofing. (Got that, Ed? Good. Don't forget!)

· Flashes of Brilliance (australianpenthouse.com.au)
· Ed Fox (edfox.com)

Penthouse director Marcus London walked the red carpet with his beautiful wife Devon Lee. Mick Blue made the scene with Diana Doll. Eric “Swiss Balls” Swiss showed up with two uninhibited starlets and gave everyone a partial sex show. Justine brought an entourage composed of several hot models including punk rock pin-up lesbian Zoli Suicide. Mmmmm.

Other fabulous celebrity type porn people in attendance included Lisa Demarco, Brandi Wood, Sophie Scarf, Shy Love, Jenny Hendrix, Eric Everhard, Marco Bandaras, Magdalan St. Michaels, James Bartholet, Ashlyn Brookes, Christian XXX, Lexi Belle, Evan Stone, Pete Warren, Dan Miller, Chris King, Zander Kane, Tony Batman, Lexi Tyler, Cleatis Mack from Digital Underground, Lexi Love, Layna Lee, Nita Strauss, Alyssa Rose, Sarah Beth, Kat Scarlett, Alexis Gidden, Heather Scarlett, Kiera Kiss, and two crazy UCLA students who snuck in and then obnoxiously crashed the red carpet. We snapped them anyway thinking maybe we were being punked by Sasha Cohen for his upcoming Bruno movie.

The evening's festivities included exotic painted models serving cocktails, an exclusive live burlesque performance by Carmit of the Pussycat Dolls, plus the ridiculously sexy all girl group Killy Slowly playing something or other. Go-Go girls gyrated to the sexy hip-hop beats, and libations liberally flowed until the wee hours of the morning. Pets dry humped each other up and down the VIP while onlookers gawked. We drank so much with the Pets that we had to be driven home and spent two days recovering before writing this post. You see the lengths we go to just for you? You are all very, very welcome.