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RetroNudity: Penelope Cruz In "Jamon, Jamon"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

There are at least two very wonderful things about 1992's "Jamon, Jamon." The first is the tagline: can it really ever get better than "A Film Where Women Eat Men & Men Eat Ham"?

The second wonderful thing about "Jamon, Jamon" is that Penelope Cruz takes off her top in it. Though given that we're featuring this in our RetroNudity column, you probably figured that one out already.

· "Jamon, jamon" (imdb.com)
· Penelope Cruz in "Jamon, jamon" (more @ movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Penelope Cruz's Broken, Topless Embrace

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Pedro Almodovar's "Los Abrazos Rotos" (or "Broken Embraces") won't be out in the States until this November—which explains why we hadn't heard of the "four-way tale of dangerous love" until this morning.

It is, however, currently in European theaters, which explains how we got this clip of Penelope Cruz—no doubt distraught by dangerous love—writhing around topless, walking around her apartment topless, and, well, just being topless. It may not be the first time that Penelope has stripped off for her art... but we're glad to see she's still every bit as dedicated to her craft.

· "Los Abrazos Rotos" (losabrazosrotos.com)
· Video Clips of Penelope Cruz and Kira Miro from Los Abrazos Rotos (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· "Los Abrazos Rotos" (wikipedia.org)

Five Out Of Ten Of The World's Sexiest Women Have Shown Us Their Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:30:25 EST

Another day, another list of the world's sexiest women—this one from E!, who gave top honors to Czech lingerie model Karolina Kurkova. While we were surprised by some of the list's inclusions (and exclusions—no Keeley Hazell??), we were pleased to note that many of the world's most beautiful ladies are quite well known to us—in the boob flashing sense, we mean. We've compiled a list of nip slips and boob shots from the loveliest ladies in the world; join us after the jump for some naked celebrity action.

Karolina Kurkova: No on boobs, but yes on butt.

Bar Rafaeli: Somehow, this girl has remained off the Fleshbot radar (Fleshdar?) for five years. We'll get right on changing that.

Angelina Jolie: Yes. Angelina showed her cans in Cannes—and, you know, got topless a bunch of other times, too.

Gisele Bundchen: Yes. Tits and ass, as a matter of fact.

Scarlett Johansson: No, but we keep hoping!

Adriana Lima: Sort of. There was that "I'm topless my my hair hides everything" GQ cover... and, of course, thefake Adriana Lima sex tape. Half point!

Heidi Klum: Sorta. Had a little nip slip. Another half point.

Penelope Cruz: Yes. Bared her boobs in "Elegy."

Manuela Arcuri: Yes. has a history of posing topless. Nuff said.

Shakira: Nope—and, even worse, she gave up a chance at her very first acting role cause she didn't want to do nudes.

· Model Karolina Kurkova voted world's sexiest woman (news.yahoo.com)

An "Elegy" For Penelope Cruz (And Her Boobs)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:20:03 EDT

Depending on where you live and your skill at downloading bootlegged movies, Penelope Cruz can currently be seen in the film "Elegy"—you know, one of those painfully arty independent movies that you constantly tell friends you really want to see, but never quite get around to seeing since you're too busy watching "The Pineapple Express" for the sixth time. Like every movie in that genre, it also stars Ben Kingsley. If you need more information before spending your hard earned money at the cineplex/DVD store/pay-per-view button on your TV, perhaps you'd like to know the film is based on a Philip Roth novel (so the dirty sex quotient is likely above average) and that Ms. Cruz generously exposes her breasts in it. Yes, it's an a love scene with the aforementioned Ben Kingsley, but sometimes that's the price you have to pay. Well, that plus $10. Unless you look at this gallery of stills and save yourselves a little trouble.

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· Elegy (2008) (imdb.com)

Scarlett Loves Penelope, Briefly

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:00:49 EDT

It's about a second-and-a-half of a two minute movie trailer, it's in a reddened dark room, and it's a crappy low-res YouTube video, but ... it's still Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz making out. Like you're really going to complain about that?

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· Vicky Cristina Barcelona Trailer (YouTube, via nerve.com)

The good news: We get to see Penelope Cruz...

Jonnobot — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:31:54 EDT

The good news: We get to see Penelope Cruz naked once again in "Elegy" ... and she's not even pixelated this time! The not-so-good news: she spends most of her naked screen time being poked and prodded by a naked Ben Kingsley! The better news: The scene is on the dark side, so you don't really have to see that much of Ben Kingsley without his clothes on after all! The good news: We totally get to see Penelope Cruz naked! (Uh wait, did we say that already?) (egotastic.com)

Even with the subtitles, we're having a...

Jonnobot — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:19:39 EST

Even with the subtitles, we're having a hard time figuring out why exactly Penelope Cruz and her sister start making out with each other at around the four minute and twenty second mark in the video for their brother's new single. (Unless they're trying to tell us that dubbing porn films into Spanish for a living is the sort of thing that automatically leads to incest ... but you'll have to sit through the other four minutes and nineteen seconds of the video to figure that out for yourself.)

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· Eduardo Cruz "Cosas Que Contar" directors cut (YouTube, via toxicmagazine.com)