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So remember that new "nude" magazine out...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:40:42 EDT

So remember that new "nude" magazine out of Harvard? It's 44 pages long, but contains only 2 naked pictures ... and they're both of the dude who founded the magazine. We guess he's not attending Harvard Business School. (diamond-mag.com + collegeotr.com)

This Just In: Size Still Matters

Richard — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:55:17 EDT

So apparently there's been yet another study on women and the penises they prefer (we'd post links to other surveys, but, you know, we're lazy) and while there's a lot of (ahem) wiggle room on the enjoyability scale, the schlong of choice among those polled was kind of big. (Then again, they could have just asked a few pornstars we know and saved themselves all that trouble.) (buzzfeed.com, via ArtFagCity; also spotted @ Jezebel)

Hungry For More: "Cum For Cover 2"

DCypher — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:55:54 EDT

With gangs of thugs roaming the streets of suburbia in search of gas to syphon for their SUV's (it's totally true—a friend of a friend told us!), we here at Team Fleshbot recommend that instead of taking the family on that road trip to the Grand Canyon this summer, you may want to just whip up a batch of potato salad or two and stay home to enjoy a good old-fashioned hot dog eating contest instead. But not just any hot dog eating contest!

Starring a bunch of girls you've probably never heard of including Alien (!), Lisa Sparkle, Baby Silver, Regina Moon, Black Angelica, Nikki Rider, and Antynia LaRouge, "Cum For Cover 2" comprises seven oral-only scenes that should provide blowbang fans with plenty to chew on. Those heterosexual male viewers who are uncomfortable staring at so much peen might want to consider viewing them as mere decorative elements on the set (albeit ones with a disconcerting habit of spewing white goo every now and again) instead of the yards of flesh-and-engorged blood man junk that they are.

And if you're tempted to try any of this at home, remember that these young ladies are professionals and that all stunts were performed on a closed set—so, like, don't. Have a hot dog instead!

· "Cum For Cover 2" (julesjordanvideo.com)
· Order: "Cum For Cover 2" (Adult DVD Empire)

Attack Of The Penis Copter

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 20 May 2008 09:59:06 EDT

Oh, those crazy Russian activists! They interrupted a speech by chess champ turned politician Gary Kasparov with some sort of flying dildo contraption. But they sure made their point! (Wait, was their point again?) Click for video and the security guard's King Kong reaction.

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· Flying Russian Penis Caught on Tape (daveandthomas.blogspot.com)

Penis For Passover: The Fifth Question?

Jonnobot — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:40:47 EDT

Every time a Jewish holiday rolls around we here at Fleshbot find ourselves asking the same question: why isn't there more decent kosher smut out there? (And no, "anything starring Ron Jeremy" doesn't count). Turns out, though, that that wasn't the most important question we should have been asking: join ace reporter Misha Rosenberg as she uses more bad penis puns than you ever thought possible to find out whether certain things really are allowed to rise during Passover. You don't have to be Jewish to get the joke ... but it couldn't hurt!

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· "Penis For Passover" (iklipz.com - thanks E.)

This art installation featuring a full-size...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:04:26 EST

This art installation featuring a full-size plastic caricature of pervy photographer Terry Richardson is um ... interesting, but we have a suspicion that it's not exactly to scale. (hypebeast.com, via complex.com)

The Australian version of Big Brother is...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:30:35 EST

The Australian version of Big Brother is looking to bring back its too-hot-for-primetime highlights show, which was canceled last year after the "infamous 'turkey-slapping' incident." Wait ... the what? Perhaps you'd like to see the explanation for yourself? (Click the picture then ...)

(livenews.com.au + duncanriley.com)

Special Moments With Dana DeArmond: The View From Down There

Fleshbot — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:40:07 EDT

As you've probably figured out by now from all those home movies we've been posting over the last few weeks, superstar pornstress and Fleshbot crush object Dana DeArmond really is just a regular gal: like you, she tends to spend her weekends simply lying around the house with her boyfriend not doing uch of anything. Unlike (most of) you, however, she also spends her weekend lying around her house with a video camera making impromptu POV scenes while her boyfriend jerks off all over her, and then sends us the video to share with all of you. Which is why she's a superstar pornstress, and you're not.

See what the world is like through Dana's eyes after the jump.

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· Dana And Daniel (Shufuni)

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Previously: Special Moments With Dana DeArmond, More Dana DeArmond Hot Mail Bag Action, More Special Moments With Dana DeArmond, , (Not So) Special Moments With Dana DeArmond: Movie Night,

Breaking: Skin Shamelessly Used To Sell Skin Care Products

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 May 2007 14:56:10 EDT

In what can only be described as a cheap and tawdry stunt completely unworthy of the dignified world of corporate advertising, British skin care company Elave is using nude spokespeople to push its latest brand of "cleansers" and "moisturizers". The new campaign, cheekily titled "Nothing To Hide", features a website and commercial starring a totally naked pitchwoman who tries to convince customers of the alleged purity of their products. That any marketing executive would stoop to crass tricks like full-frontal nudity (male and female, even!) and dirty puns just to sell some face wash is a deplorable spectacle and we're sure that the rest of their more respectable peers in advertising community will take them to task, perhaps even shunning them for besmirching the respectability of their profession. Plus, we only have basic cable so we'll probably never get to see these ads on TV. Now we're really outraged.

· Elave: Nothing To Hide (Flash video @ nothing-to-hide.co.uk, via adrants.com)

Previously: Strip Club Commercials Go For The Hard Sell, Playtime With Honey And Bunny, Sloggi Thong Billboards: Create Your Own Controversy!, The Bunny House: Sex Work Advertising, The Pants Whisperer: Penis-Based Marketing, Sexy Ads of the World