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You Wish You Could Party As Hard As These Girls
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#youarethere
Burning Angel's Boob Filled Birthday
Certain editrixes of Fleshbot may have been out of town and unable to attend Burning Angel's 7th birthday party—but at least our trusty friend Igor brought his camera along to document the very sexy action. More » -
#parties
Speaking Of The Type Of Parties You Wish You Were Going To
Now there's nothing wrong with sitting home and looking at porn. In fact, we endorse it! (Obviously.) But what if you could also go out and check out pornstars in real life?
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BurningAngel Turns 7, Has Party, You're Invited
It's not hard to believe BurningAngel has been around for so long, considering how awesome Joanna is, and all the innovative projects they've done. But who'd have thought you'd be invited to their birthday party? More » -
#girlongirlaction
Unlikely Alliances: Joanna Angel Makes Out With Zui Suicide
Burning Angel and SuicideGirls aren't exactly the Crips and Bloods of altporn—but they're pretty close. So hearing that Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel made out with a Suicide Girl has turned our world upside down. More »
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#lasvegas
TheNetGirls: Yet Another Way To Lose All Your Money In Vegas
The only industry that gets less respect than porn these days is the mortgage industry, which is probably why one mortgage broker gave up the foreclosure game in order to sell a different kind of American Dream. Like a well-financed subprime loan, TheNetGirls offers the promise of a weekend in Vegas with 50 hot internet girls along with food, drinks, and cash prizes ... but will more than likely leave you broke, alone, and wondering how you ever got talked into such a scheme. It actually sounds a lot like a trip to the AVN Expo, but with cheaper food and less angst and despair! More » -
#playboy
In a sign that the economy is really doing that bad (yes, that bad), Hugh Hefner has made a drastic budget cut: he's decided to stop throwing his famed Playboy Mansion parties. It's truly the end of an era, but at least we have the pictures to remember it by. (coedmagazine.com) -
#events
In a more perfect world—or at least one more populated by people who like to throw on a feather boa or cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hat and pretend they're a stripper and/or hustler—every weekend would feature a Strippers and Hustlers Ball somewhere. But for the time being we'll all just have to settle for the one being held in Las Vegas this coming Labor Day. Feather boas and cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hats optional, but highly encouraged. (xbiz.com; more @ strippersandhustlersball.com) -
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#flesbhotcalendar
Strippers And Expos And Jenna ... Oh My!
Are you easily bored? Do you crave adventure, intrigue and dangerous excitement? Well, you probably won't find any of those things on the Fleshbot Calendar this weekend, but you probably can find some naked strippers or a pornstar or two. Or maybe just some fellowpervsbusiness associates to talk shop with. Or you can always start planning ahead for the hot summer months to come. You can't live solely on online "entertainment," can you? (OK, maybe you can.) Remember, if there's an event you'd like to see featured, send the info to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com. -
#events
If you don't have any plans for the weekend yet, you might want to consider partying with Jenna Jameson: after all, what could be more fun than heading down to Florida, putting on some lingerie, drinking champagne, and hanging out with the world's most famous porn star? (Okay, we can think of a few things, but we'll take what we can get.) (nationalledger.com) -
#events
Introducing The Fleshbot Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Smut
Although Team Fleshbot is a multi-headed Hydra of porn blogging fury, we cannot be in all places at all times. And due to certain contractual obligations we're only allowed out of the house once a day for fifteen monutes. But that doesn't mean you have to be stuck on the couch too, waiting for us to deliver your filth—you can go outside and find it yourself! The world is filled with parties, autograph signings, movie openings, parties, meet and greets, parties and many other sex and porn related events, and although we can't cover all of them we still want you to know when they're happening. Which is why we came up with something we're going to call the Fleshbot Calendar. Catchy, right? More » -
#events
It looks like our gal Baby Sinead isn't exactly a baby anymore... she's apparently matured enough to start doing boy/girl sex scenes now! To celebrate this landmark occasion, she's having a party tonight. If you're in New York City, stop by and congratulate her: she'll be at Home Sweet Home, at 131 Chrystie Street, from 10:30pm until the next morning. They grow up so fast these days, don't they? (burningangel.com) -
#parties
We're still recovering from all our back-to-back repeated viewings of Kimberly Kane's new Vivid Alt joint "Morphine" (yes, it's that good) before we get our review together ... but in the meantime, she'll be on hand at LA's Beauty Bar tonight for the official launch party if you want to drop by and say hello for us. Oh, and make sure you tell her we're already waiting for the sequel too. (xbiz.com; see trailer + invite @ vividalt.com) -
#parties
Graffiti On Girls Invades NYC
Finding a graffiti-covered anything in post-Giuliani New York City is usually pretty difficult ... unless you're looking for a sexy graffiti-covered naked model, in which case all you have to do is pony up fifteen bucks (plus extra for your own set of Sharpies) and make your way out to Queens for Shriiimp's latest Graffiti On Girls party this Friday night. Say what you will about the scourge on our nation's urban landscapes as a result of all those cans of spray paint and permanent markers; somehow, we don't think we're going to hear anyone complaining about any quality of life issues this time around. More » -
#youarethere
New Yorkers On Top (And Bottom)
The New York Post took a walk on the wild side yesterday with a special report on these super-kinky fetish types who, like, dress up in all sorts of freaky outfits and do all sorts of naughty things to each other with whipes and paddles and stuff! To be fair, actually, reporter Mandy Stadtmiller didn't get anywhere near as leering, winky, and/or righteously outraged with her report as some of the Post's previous coverage of NYC's sexual subcultures have been; she even donned a skintight rubber nurse's outfit (which she looks pretty darn good in) to attend the Cat O' Nine Fetish Gala this weekend to rub, uh, shoulders with such luminaries as Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne and the always enticing Dr. Victoria Zdrok. If only all tabloid coverage of the BDSM scene was as fair and balanced. (And had its reporters wearing skintight rubber nurse outfits. Are you listening, Fox News?) Video after the jump. More » -
#pornstars
Here's wishing a very happy birthday to the very lovely Brea Bennet, who turns 21 this week. Don't worry; you can still refer to her as "barely legal" if that's your thing. (Just don't tell her about her suprise party, OK?) (thefloatingworld.com; thumbnail via allgirlsalley.com/1/penthouse) -
#events
She's In Parties: Joanna Angel Hosts A Happening
Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel unveils her "Not Another Porn Movie" this Friday at Hollywood's version of the Beauty Bar. The write-in candidate for Best Jew at this year's AVN Awards, Angel describes the movie, the first out of the gate for Adam & Eve's fledgling Independent Adult Cinema label, as "silly." Well thank the Lords of Kobol, because if she used the words "explore," "duality," or "thought-provoking," we probably wouldn't go. The event features free porn, a birthday party for porn dreamboat James Deen, and the left coast Burning Angel girls. More » -
#parties
Porn Vegas Dispatch: Our Car Is Warm & Dry, Tera Patrick
We so like the idea of Tera Patrick as Honorary Mayoress of Las Vegas because she does things like hosts Super Bowl parties in a schoolgirl outfit. Patrick will be on hand at Sin City's sweatiest club, Body English at the Hard Rock, to celebrate the Patriots' victory this Sunday. Joining Patrick will be L.A. band Velvet Revolver. "No matter who wins the big game, we are going to have a blast," said a politic Patrick. Despite what the song says, please stand so close to us, Tera. More » -
#feedback
Fleshbot Commenters: Strength in Shame
You can go elsewhere for inside peeks at how things work around the Fleshbot compound and mothership, but I'll just say that in my three years working here I have only met one other Gawker Media personality who wasn't already known to me. Such is the terrible loneliness required of being so goddamn scintillating, that gathering us in one room might vaporize the vicinity in white-hot fire.
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#art
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Finds Its Opening
Tired of all those stuffy, pretentious gallery openings where nobody has any fun? Feeling the need for some sex, booze, and pasties? Look no further than Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show, which has graduated from naughty art class to naughty art exhibition. Curated by long-time Crush Object Molly Crabapple, the show runs from November 21 to December 20 at Rapture Cafe in New York City, and features some of the best (and, we might add, hottest) work produced at Dr. Sketchy's sessions from around the globe. Those who are really needing a debauchery fix, should stop by the opening party on November 27, because everyone knows that art is more powerful when surrounded by liquor and hot babes. More » -
#pornstars
Porn Star Halloween Spectacular(s)
Despite appearances to the contrary, Halloween really isn't among our favorite holidays here at Fleshbot. Maybe it has something to do with the kind of costumes everyone assumes we're interested in, but we've always thought that by dressing up as a sexy-fill-in-the-blank every October 31 you're basically admitting that you're not sexy the other 364 days of the year. Which is sort of sad when you think about it. More » -
#facebook
First there were Facebook gifts, which allowed users to spend (real) money to send virtual gifts to their friends. Then there were "naughty" Facebook gifts, which allowed users to spend money to send their friends thongs, condoms, joysticks, and pearl necklaces. Now those naughty gifts are getting out of cyberspace, with a series of adult parties being thrown by Naughty Gifts this week. Here's hoping they've got enough (real) pearl necklaces for everyone! (wired.com) -
#mondofetish
Amsterdam Clinic Weekend 2007
From drizzly, sexy Scotland we turn our attention to drizzly, sexy Amsterdam, where hundreds of latex- and rubber-clad revelers convened last week to discuss the urgencies of public health care reform at fetishwear emporium Absolute Danny's Clinic Weekend and fetish party. OK, so public health care reform wasn't really the focus of this particular brand of Clinic ... but we're pretty sure we spotted some sexy bondage nurses in globe trotting photographer Michael Diamond's exhaustive coverage of the event, along with dildo-wielding mistresses, live masturbation shows, erotic self-mutilation performances (don;t worry, the blood was fake), milk-lapping babes in rubber kittysuits, and more sexy Japanese schoolgirl uniforms than you can shake your flogger at. More »
