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You Wish You Could Party As Hard As These Girls
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#youarethere
Burning Angel's Boob Filled Birthday
Certain editrixes of Fleshbot may have been out of town and unable to attend Burning Angel's 7th birthday party—but at least our trusty friend Igor brought his camera along to document the very sexy action. More » -
#parties
Speaking Of The Type Of Parties You Wish You Were Going To
Now there's nothing wrong with sitting home and looking at porn. In fact, we endorse it! (Obviously.) But what if you could also go out and check out pornstars in real life?
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#events
BurningAngel Turns 7, Has Party, You're Invited
It's not hard to believe BurningAngel has been around for so long, considering how awesome Joanna is, and all the innovative projects they've done. But who'd have thought you'd be invited to their birthday party? More » -
#girlongirlaction
Unlikely Alliances: Joanna Angel Makes Out With Zui Suicide
Burning Angel and SuicideGirls aren't exactly the Crips and Bloods of altporn—but they're pretty close. So hearing that Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel made out with a Suicide Girl has turned our world upside down. More » -
#lasvegas
TheNetGirls: Yet Another Way To Lose All Your Money In Vegas
The only industry that gets less respect than porn these days is the mortgage industry, which is probably why one mortgage broker gave up the foreclosure game in order to sell a different kind of American Dream. Like a well-financed subprime loan, TheNetGirls offers the promise of a weekend in Vegas with 50 hot internet girls along with food, drinks, and cash prizes ... but will more than likely leave you broke, alone, and wondering how you ever got talked into such a scheme. It actually sounds a lot like a trip to the AVN Expo, but with cheaper food and less angst and despair! More » -
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#youarethere
New Yorkers On Top (And Bottom)
The New York Post took a walk on the wild side yesterday with a special report on these super-kinky fetish types who, like, dress up in all sorts of freaky outfits and do all sorts of naughty things to each other with whipes and paddles and stuff! To be fair, actually, reporter Mandy Stadtmiller didn't get anywhere near as leering, winky, and/or righteously outraged with her report as some of the Post's previous coverage of NYC's sexual subcultures have been; she even donned a skintight rubber nurse's outfit (which she looks pretty darn good in) to attend the Cat O' Nine Fetish Gala this weekend to rub, uh, shoulders with such luminaries as Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne and the always enticing Dr. Victoria Zdrok. If only all tabloid coverage of the BDSM scene was as fair and balanced. (And had its reporters wearing skintight rubber nurse outfits. Are you listening, Fox News?) Video after the jump. More »



