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more about #straight more comments β Princess Commands, Darling: I once said that Bobbi Starr had the best mouth in porn, but that first pic makes me think she shares that honor with Jesse... #jessejane more » offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more » bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more » stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more » fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more » offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more » offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more » offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more » FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more » bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more » -
#dvd
Private Dicks (And Pussies): "Criminal Sex Investigation"
Had enough of porn parodies? Not yet, Comrade. Imagine, if you will, an Eastern European porn adaptation of "CSI: Las Vegas" and you get the Private's porntastically unfathomable "Criminal Sex Investigation." More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More » -
#parody
"Batman XXX - A Porn Parody" Vs. "Batman": A Comparison
Vivid Entertainment is a bit late to capitalize on The Dark Knight. That said, it's never too late to parody the campy 1960s Batman with Adam West.
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#dvd
Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
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#hardcore
Hustler Continues Untrue Rampage By Targeting Jessica Simpson
Porn director of yore Stuart Canterbury makes a plucky comeback with "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories - Jessica Simpson" starring Jessica Lynn, Gracie Glam, Kiera King, Melissa Jacobs, and Rachel Roxxx. Are you ready for the inside references? More » -
#hardcore
Tori Black Fucks Her Little Heart Out In "Entourage β A XXX Parody"
What better way to get even with the studio that's keeping you from blockbuster roles than to make a porn parody? It almost sounds like an actual episode of a series that has clearly jumped the shark. More » -
#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#dvd
John Maddenβs Penis Delightfully Absent From βNot Monday Night Football XXXβ
Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey. More » -
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#avncontenders
"The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did. More » -
#avnawards
AVN Adds Best Parody Category To Awards List
In a sign that porn parodies are here to stay, AVN has added a "Best Parody" category to their list of awards. Coming soon: awards for Best Parody Series, Best Parody Website, and Best MILF Parody. (avn.com, thumbnail) -
#upcoming
Class Is In Session: "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"
Summer's done, and school's back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler's "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX." More » -
#upcoming
"The Sex Files" Approaches...And We Can't Wait To Watch It
In just over a week, the wait will be over: "The Sex Files" (formerly known as "The X-Files: A XXX Parody") will be in stores, and all our Gillian Anderson fantasies will finally be realized (or so we assume). More » -
#altporn
"LA Pink": "LA Ink" Goes Hardcore
It's been several years since Burning Angel put out a big feature—one with a real script and a plot and all that fun stuff—but from the looks of "LA Pink," the wait was well worth it. More » -
#parody
The Hustler Porn Parody Train Keeps On Chuggin'
Been hoping that the craze for porn parodies would die down soon? Keep hoping. Later this year, Hustler will be releasing "This Ain't Happy Days XXX 2" and "This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX"—and that's not all. More » -
#behindthescenes
"Cheers: An XXX Parody": And They're Always Glad You Came
Porn is a dream factory. Where else can you get Sara Stone (Rebecca) and Monique Alexander (Diane) to appear in New Sensations' parody of "Cheers" when their characters didn't even share screen time in the original show? Also: they're naked. More » -
#fleshflicks
Friends Do It Together
Who among you didn't want to see the cast of "Friends" getting it on? (If you raised your hand, we're guessing you never watched the show). More » -
#parody
"Jon And Kate Plus Eight" Gets Its Own Porn Parody
From the people who brought you "Coctomom": "John and Kate Fuck Eight." Yes, they went there (and we really wish they hadn't). (avn.com) -
#dvd
"Not Married With Children XXX": An Abundance Of Kelly Bundy
Thank God the novelty wore off. We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And "Not Married with Children XXX" is a great porn parody. More » -
#upcoming
The Porn Parody Wave Keeps Rolling On And On
New Sensations has just announced plans for four new parodies: "Cheers," "Buffy," "Lost," and "True Blood." Yes, the last one is redundant. More » -
#upcoming
"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First Look
While we were busy obsessing over "30 Rock - A XXX Parody" and "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody," New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: "70s Show: A XXX Parody." More » -
#parody
Newsweek interviews Will Ryder. Revelation: Will and his producer Jeff Mullen are the same person.
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#parody
"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison
Fox may not have been too pleased with "The X-Files: A XXX Parody," but that hasn't turned New Sensations off of parodies entirely. They've just announced shooting dates for their next one—and this time, they're taking on WKRP.
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#upcoming
"Not Married With Children XXX": Yes, They Went There
On the redeye from LA to NYC, we found ourselves watching old episodes of "Married With Children" (what else is on at 5am?). As a result, we feel properly primed for X-Play's "Not Married With Children XXX." More » -
#pornofthemoment
Barack Obama Delivers A "Stimulus" Package To Porn Valley
If you were hoping we could elect a hot black man to the presidency and not see him become the centerpiece of a (sigh) interracial porn feature, you should probably stop reading this post right about now. More » -
#behindthescenes
"This Ain't Saved By The Bell"—The Liveblog
Dying to know more about the porn epic that is "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX"? Of course you are. And Hustler is dying to tell you more about the project: that's why they're liveblogging the filming. More » -
#geeklove
Kimberly Kane And Ashlynn Brooke In "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"
Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That's why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this "X-Files" parody.
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#fleshflicks
Porn, Through The Eyes Of Kramer
If Seinfeld's Kramer created a porn, what would it look like? New Sensations offers one interpretation (though personally, we'd envision it just a tad differently...) More » -
#upcoming
"This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX" Vs. "Saved By The Bell": A Comparison
Have you heard the news about "Saved by the Bell"? No, we're not talking about that lame reunion...we're talking about the "Saved by the Bell" porno that Hustler's been hard at work on.
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#hardcore
Everybody Fucks Lucy (In The Ass)
One of the first (not to mention most famous and successful) situation comedies of all time, "I Love Lucy," has finally made its way down the parody slaughter mill and onto the bloody dissection table to be hacked up. More » -
#youarethere
Behind The Scenes: "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
Been dying to know more about about New Sensations's upcoming porn parody of "30 Rock"? So have we. Good thing XFANZ was on the set and shot this behind the scenes video. More » -
#fleshflicks
Ashlynn Brooke Is Sexy In (Or Out Of) "Scrubs"
Though a show like "Scrubs" may not have the emotional resonance of, say, childhood classics like "The Cosby Show" and "The Brady Bunch," it still manages to translate well (and erotically) to the porno screen. More » -
#upcoming
Hustler "Loves Lucy" (And So Does Everyone Else)
It had to happen eventually: Hustler's a releasing a sitcom porn parody with not one "This Ain't" or "Not The" in the title. "Everybody Loves Lucy" streets this August, with Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer as Lucy and Ricky. More » -
#upcoming
Football Parody Porn Set To Change The Way You View John Madden
And now for something completely bizarre: X-Play has just announced the upcoming release of "Not Monday Night Football XXX." Well, with all those tight ends going deep, it was bound to happen eventually. More » -
#parody
Hustler Takes On Lindsay Lohan In An "Untrue Hollywood Story"
With Lindsay Lohan quickly becoming a parody of herself, it seems only natural that she would end up the subject of a parody porn. Enter "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan." More » -
#upcoming
"Saved By The Bell" Gets The Porn Parody Treatment
Elizabeth Berkley had "Showgirls," Dustin Diamond had "Screeched," and now "Saved by the Bell" has "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX." Consider your childhood officially destroyed. (hustlerworld.com) -
#upcoming
Everyone's Nailin' Paylin—Even You!
Sarah Palin may have stepped down from public life, but Serra Paylin is an unstoppable porno juggernaut. "Hollywood's Nailin' Paylin" is in the can, and "Letterman's Nailin' Paylin" and "You're Nailin' Paylin" are on their way. Isn't America great? (xbiz.com) -
#dvd
"Not The Cosbys XXX": All That And A Jello Pudding Pop
"Not The Cosbys XXX" may just be our most hotly anticipated porn of 2009. Growing up in the eighties, "The Cosby Show" was a big deal—and we were also thrilled to see more black people in mainstream porn.
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#pornstars
Joanna Angel Reveals Shots From "LA Pink"
If this behind the scenes photo is any indication, Burning Angel's "LA Pink" is going to be very, very faithful to its mainstream inspiration. Though if an "LA Ink" guest star can't porn parody it properly, who can? More » -
#blastfromthepast
Vintage Porn Parodies: "Super Hornio Brothers"
We'd heard rumors of Ron Jeremy starring in a Super Mario Brothers-themed porn, a long time ago, when Fleshbot was but a twinkle in a young Brit's eye. Turns out it was not a joke. More » -
#sneakpeek
TM Sleaze: TMZ Gone (Even More) Porno
Been hotly anticipating the TMZ-themed parody porn with Ron Jeremy? No? Well, whatever: we have a preview for you anyway. (And trust us, it's better than it sounds.Girl ScoutBrownie's honor.)
