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more about #straight more comments β I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: Ive got the gay and straight version on my 'puter when I come here. Just above this is teh Joash West post. The poses are trying to tell us something? more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: gosh, I really miss the witty remarks here. There weren't many, but right now I would kill to see what "jose raez the roof" would say Anyway that ... more » MrsPoundcake: Why thanks Lux, for hearing my cri de coeur...My chest feels tight from the swelling of emotions. Oh wait...My chest is swelling cause I'm squeezing i... more » MrsPoundcake: Nice tit-a-tete interview. Eva is heavenly. more » whosthatpussy: I would like to sign up for a one-on-one master class. Ha ha. more » whosthatpussy: Oh...I was on board with this until I got a better look at her stockings. Then all I could think about were the sandworms from Beeltlejuice. *sigh* more » Brian47: Wow, score one for the F/M strap-on clip - good job! :) more » crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » fragile: stay away from someone who is drowning, they grab for everything in reach. like bikinis. more » fragile: Proof that SG can't read? more » Beaker: "The water could be a little warmer. Oh well, I've got some places to hang my soap-on-a-rope." more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Bunnies! more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » FrankN.Stein: good you didn't call twilight WITHOUT it's parody sexy ;). Thirst is very hot tohugh at least until SPOILER the pale wet corpse showing up in their be... more » -
#twopornsoneslot
"Dancing With The Stars" Spawns Not One, But Two Porn Titles
Apparently this "Dancing with the Stars" thing is bigger than we realized. First we had Sin City's "Dancing with Porn Stars," and now Hustler has announced production on "This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX." Heaven help us. (hustlerworld.com) -
#hardcore
Sin City Invites You To Go "Dancing With Porn Stars"
Slowly but surely, director Sammy Slater has been climbing to the top of porn parody mountain. This week he adds one more peak to his belt on that Everest climb, as Kagney Linn Karter plays his Tenzing Norgay. More » -
#parody
If You've Ever Wondered: "WKRP in Cincinati"
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode of porn gold than "WKRP in Cincinnati"? (Of course there could, but how often do we get the chance to write about Supertramp and Smithers?) More » -
#trailers
Hustler Explores The Unknown In "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX"
Before you go asking why, exactly, Hustler went with "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" and not something more clever—like, say, "Ghost Cunters"—we'd like to remind you that Burning Angel Has dibs on that title. More » -
#dvd
Private Dicks (And Pussies): "Criminal Sex Investigation"
Had enough of porn parodies? Not yet, Comrade. Imagine, if you will, an Eastern European porn adaptation of "CSI: Las Vegas" and you get the Private's porntastically unfathomable "Criminal Sex Investigation." More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More » -
#parody
"Batman XXX - A Porn Parody" Vs. "Batman": A Comparison
Vivid Entertainment is a bit late to capitalize on The Dark Knight. That said, it's never too late to parody the campy 1960s Batman with Adam West.
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#dvd
Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
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#hardcore
Hustler Continues Untrue Rampage By Targeting Jessica Simpson
Porn director of yore Stuart Canterbury makes a plucky comeback with "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories - Jessica Simpson" starring Jessica Lynn, Gracie Glam, Kiera King, Melissa Jacobs, and Rachel Roxxx. Are you ready for the inside references? More » -
#hardcore
Tori Black Fucks Her Little Heart Out In "Entourage β A XXX Parody"
What better way to get even with the studio that's keeping you from blockbuster roles than to make a porn parody? It almost sounds like an actual episode of a series that has clearly jumped the shark. More » -
#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#dvd
John Maddenβs Penis Delightfully Absent From βNot Monday Night Football XXXβ
Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey. More » -
#avncontenders
"The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did. More » -
#avnawards
AVN Adds Best Parody Category To Awards List
In a sign that porn parodies are here to stay, AVN has added a "Best Parody" category to their list of awards. Coming soon: awards for Best Parody Series, Best Parody Website, and Best MILF Parody. (avn.com, thumbnail) -
#upcoming
Class Is In Session: "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"
Summer's done, and school's back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler's "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX." More » -
#upcoming
"The Sex Files" Approaches...And We Can't Wait To Watch It
In just over a week, the wait will be over: "The Sex Files" (formerly known as "The X-Files: A XXX Parody") will be in stores, and all our Gillian Anderson fantasies will finally be realized (or so we assume). More » -
#altporn
"LA Pink": "LA Ink" Goes Hardcore
It's been several years since Burning Angel put out a big feature—one with a real script and a plot and all that fun stuff—but from the looks of "LA Pink," the wait was well worth it. More » -
#parody
The Hustler Porn Parody Train Keeps On Chuggin'
Been hoping that the craze for porn parodies would die down soon? Keep hoping. Later this year, Hustler will be releasing "This Ain't Happy Days XXX 2" and "This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX"—and that's not all. More » -
#behindthescenes
"Cheers: An XXX Parody": And They're Always Glad You Came
Porn is a dream factory. Where else can you get Sara Stone (Rebecca) and Monique Alexander (Diane) to appear in New Sensations' parody of "Cheers" when their characters didn't even share screen time in the original show? Also: they're naked. More » -
#fleshflicks
Friends Do It Together
Who among you didn't want to see the cast of "Friends" getting it on? (If you raised your hand, we're guessing you never watched the show). More »







