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    Princess Commands, Darling: I once said that Bobbi Starr had the best mouth in porn, but that first pic makes me think she shares that honor with Jesse... #jessejane more »
    offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more »
    bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
    stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
    fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
    offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
    offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
    offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more »
    FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more »
    bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more »
  • #mischabarton

    Mischa Barton Hangs Out In London

    Mischa Barton may be the cute girl who used to be on that one show, but it's still possible to get up close and really personal with her. You just have to be a paparazzo who is willing to climb into the back seat of a London cab and take a few pictures. That's how you learn really important things like her dress size—or rather, what dress size is maybe a little too big for her teeny-tiny frame and will give you a pretty good glimpse of her left breast. And you thought you weren't going to learn anything fun today! More »
  • #cindycrawford

    Cindy Crawford Reminds Us Of Something (Hint: Her Nipples)

    Cindy Crawford may be "retired" or whatever it is supermodels do when they stop walking down runways and just spend all of their time hanging out on yachts with their swimsuit tops off so that the paparazzi can take pictures of them, which is kind of like modeling in its own way, but ... wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah—we still want to see Cindy Crawford naked. Old habits die hard. More »
  • #babes

    Bar Refaeli In A Bikini: What More Can You Ask For?

    As the tipster who sent us a link to these photos of Israeli model and professional glamourpuss Bar Refaeli on vacation in St. Tropez said in an email today, "If the subject line 'Bar Refaeli In A Bikini' didn't get you to click, I give up." Mission accomplished! (Besides, we couldn't think of anything more to add—for some reason, we're sort of feeling speechless all of a sudden.) (lessclothes.com)
  • #celebritynipplewatch

    Kate Moss' Boobs Sail The Seven Seas

    What is it about spending the day at sea that makes women go topless? Lately we've been treated to Portia de Rossi's nautical charms, then superWAG Maria Beatriz Anthony rocked our boats... and now professional glamourpuss Kate Moss proves that nothing helps give you your sea legs than taking off your top. We are so totally buying a yacht next year. (Click thumbnail for photo gallery.) More »
  • #babes

    Ah, summertime ... when one man's wife and/or girlfriend becomes another one's wank fodder. Yes, we know that happens all the time during the other three seasons as well, but you have to admit all that topless sunbathing makes the process a hell of a lot easier. (on205th.com)
  • #spotted

    We're glad to see that Ashley Dupre(e) hasn't let her stunning notoriety keep her from enjoying a day at the shore in her bikini—though after having watched her porn doppelganger in action over the last couple of weeks, maybe seeing her enjoying a day at the shore in her bikini isn't as exciting as it might have been. (vanityspy.com)
  • #celebrity

    We interrupt whatever you may be doing right now to let you know that Jessica Alba has been spotted both (1) pregnant and (2) wearing a bikini ... at the same time! It's like getting a chance to indulge two of your kinks for the price of one, except you don't even have to pay anything to check out the pictures! (egotastic.com)
  • #celebrity

    Spice Girl Bodies Outlive Their Body Of Work

    We've probably reached the point where we can stop referring to Melanie Brown as "Scary Spice." On the other hand, if she wasn't a member of the inexplicably still popular Spice Girls, no one would have taken pictures of her on the beach and then you wouldn't get to see her post-baby body soaking up the sun. We suppose that technically the group is still together, but we haven't bought any of their CD's ... er, heard their songs on the radio in quite a while. It's not like we're secretly interested in another comeback tour—that'd be silly! Nope, just the cleavage, please!
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  • #celebritynipplewatch

    And speaking of celebs going wild in France: we're not sure how we missed these topless pictures of Lily Allen sunning herself on vacation recently. Thankfully, pictures of boobs never seem to go bad. (thesuperficial.com)
  • #celebritynipplewatch

    Angelina Jolie Gives Us A Glimpse Of Her Cannes

    Angelina Jolie spent last week at the Cannes Film Festival promoting her latest project—the twins growing inside her belly. (Rumor has it, she's giving birth to a talking panda bear.) While in France, she also found some time to inadvertently promote something else: Angelina should know by now that she can't pick her nose without some eager paparazzo getting a photo of it, but that didn't deter her from changing her shirt on an open air balcony and giving the world a brief telescopic shot of her boobs. Perhaps the pregnancy made them easier to see? Or perhaps at this point in her career and life, she just doesn't care. We've all basically memorized what she looks like naked and out of all the things that get published about her and her growing brood each day, a grainy nipple shot is sort of a drop in the bucket. A little pink drop on a nice round bucket ... More »
  • #upskirt

    We think that actress Natasha Richardson might be trying to direct our attention somewhere ... but what exactly does she want us to see? Sorry, you're going to have to be a little more obvious than that. (pics @ dailymail.co.uk, via nerve.com; with bonus Stephanie Seymour sideboob!)
  • #celebrity

    British pop singer-turned-actress Billie Piper is the latest celebrity from across the pond to find out that there's no better way to increase your worldwide name recognition and fan base than to have some topless pictures of yourself wind up on the interweb. And rumor has it that she's actually pregnant in these pictures too ... which means her worldwide fan base just got that much bigger. (hollywoodtuna.com)
  • #barelylegalwatch

    Young Wizard Magically Conjures Adult Upskirt!

    Emma Watson—better known as Harry Potter's spunky sidekick Hermione Granger—turned 18 last week to surprisingly little fanfare: the internets weren't aflame on that big day like they have been with certain barely legal stars in the past, but maybe it takes a little longer sometimes to get that first grownup sexy photo out to the masses. Like six whole days. We're sure there are plenty of frustrated post-pubescent wizards who are thrilled to get this sneak peak beneath her robes, but with three more Hogwarts movies on the way it does feel a little premature to be sexing up this kid-friendly star so soon. What's that you say? Everyone already knows what her co-star's penis looks like? Oh, carry on then. (Click below for a close up.) More »
  • #celebrity

    Everyone's been getting their shorts in a bunch over that Vogue cover, but meanwhile Gisele Bundchen has also been getting her ass rubbed down on photo shoots by random swarthy looking guys and we haven't been hearing any complaints about that. Where's your sense of outrage people? That could be you enjoying that job! (egotastic.com)
  • #seethrough

    Professional glamourpuss and "Britain's Next Top Model" also-ran Abigail Clancy may not be well known on this side of the pond, but all that may change if she keeps on wearing see-through dresses with tiger print panties underneath in public. Hey, fledgling media starlets can always use all the extra exposure they can get. (hollywoodtuna.com)
  • #celebrity

    As much as we love a good upskirt shot, we think throwing yourself on the sidewalk under Jessica Alba as she passes by might be going a bit too far to get one. (Then again, if this hadn't happened TMZ wouldn't have been able to use the term "pap smear" to describe the incident, and then where would we be?) (tmz.com)
  • #celebrity

    Oh, Nicolette Sheridan ... as if it weren't enough for you to be running around with your boob hanging out of your bikini top lately, must we watch you getting humped on the beach by your boyfriend Michael Bolton too? We thought that whole "aging gracefully" concept meant leaving things like that to the Britneys and Lindsays of the world—but as long as you seem to be reliving your reckless youth, we're not complaining. (bastardly.com)
  • #celebrity

    We're a little bummed that such an obvious and relatively uninteresting candidate as Nicolette Sheridan stands a very real chance of supplying the last celebrity nip slip of 2007. Then again, there's three days left 'til the end of the year, so maybe there's hope that Scarlett Johansson might still snag the title after all. (We can dream, can't we?) (egotastic.com)
  • #yearinreview

    Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

    Lists make excellent fodder for easy end-of-the-year posts, in much the same way that a celebrity nipple or embarrassing bikini malfunctions makes for easy rest-of-the-year posts. (You don't know what it's like sitting around on a slow news day begging for someone like Sharon Stone to forget her sense of decency for a moment until you've walked a mile in our shoes.) But if famous people didn't periodically lose their minds and do something naughty, all of our lives would be a lot less boring. It's true that some of the folks on this list of our favorite celebrity moments of 2007 have even been know to make movies or albums on occasion, but generally those aren't nearly as entertaining. More »
  • #beach

    You would think that a Victoria's Secret model like Julie Ordon wouldn't have so much trouble keeping her underwear on, but even the best of us have our off days. (taxidrivermovie.com)
  • #celebrity

    Celebrity NippleWatch™: Lily Allen Makes Us Smile

    How adorable are you, Lily Allen? Sure, your boozy compatriot Amy Winehouse might have gotten more love from the Grammy nominating committee this year, but there's no doubt in our minds who we'd rather see serve us up a good old fashioned blink-and-you-miss-it nip slip shot. (Even if it's not that third nipple we've heard so much about.) If this is the sort of outfit that got you voted "Worst Dressed" at the NME Awards this year .. .well, don't go changing your wardrobe anytime soon, OK? There was a reason why you were nominated "Sexiest Woman" too. More »
  • #babes

    This just in: Gemma Atkinson looks really good in a bikini. (OK, so it's nothing you didn't already know, but what do you want from us? It's a slow news day.) (drunkenstepfather.com)
  • #nipplewatch

    Wait, a second ... Kate Moss was photographed on a beach in Mexico topless?! But that doesn't sound like her at all! (toxicmagazine.com)
  • #celebrity

    You'll have to look very, very hard to catch even the barest glimpse of Hayden Panettiere's thong in these pictures, but we like to think it's a promising start. After all, the road between having your blouse ride up slightly as you're getting into your car and news reports about your fondness for ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs isn't as long as one would think. (hollywoodtuna.com)
  • #upskirt

    Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Christina Aguilera Forgot Her Panties

    Remember way back in the early part of the decade (or late in the last one, we forget which) when the media used to play up the supposed competition between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera? The two pop chanteuses may have gone on their separate career paths since then, but there's at least one respect in which they remain virtually indistinguishable: both of them apparently eschew the wearing of underwear, especially when there are paparazzi present. More »
  • #upskirt

    Is Hayden Panettiere still not used to having perverts paparazzi photographer her every move or is she just practicing for the day she finally reveals her entire package to the world while getting out of a Land Rover? A girl's first upskirt should not be rushed into, you know. (hollywoodtuna.com)
  • #vagina

    What celebrity would go out on the town with such a blatant display of cameltoe? There's nothing wrong with being an insane actress who's not afraid of her body, but even Britney leaves more to the imagination than that. (x17online.com)
  • #babes

    We've become quite fond of Italian-by-way-of-Venezuela superbabe Aida Yespica and no matter how many photos of her crotch come our way, nothing is going to change our mind. Seriously, send us all the Aida Yespica crotch shots you can find, but it won't make a bit of difference! (taxidrivermovie.com)
  • #seethrough

    Did Nicole Kidman seriously not realize that everyone in Australia could see through her dress or does she just like the attention? That would make her so unlike all the other celebrities we know! (thisislondon.co.uk)
  • #celebrity

    Anna Friel's new TV show "Pushing Daisies" is a huge smash hit, despite the fact that it contains no footage of her topless beach vacation. Maybe one of these days we'll get around to watching it anyway. (celebstars.blogspot.com)
  • #babes

    British TV fans already know that taking your clothes off on Big Brother is a surefire way to make yourself famous, but Makosi Musmbasi understands that if you want to stay famous you have to keep taking your clothes off even after you leave the house. Some people always forget that part. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)
  • #celebrity

    The person who posted these pictures said that if she could look like anyone in the world, it'd be Gisele Bundchen. Meanwhile, if we could be anything in the world, it'd be that scrap of fabric she's de-wedgifying from between her buttcheeks. Does that seem fair? (livejournal.com)
  • #britneyspearsdownwardspiral

    We're really not sure why anyone would even bother posting yet another shot of Britney Spears' vag at this point—including us. So just forget you're reading this and skip to the next post already, OK? (egotastic.com)
  • #siennamiller

    At the risk of offending Sienna Miller any further, we thought we'd share these new cleverly concealed photos from the set of her naked hippy movie. She may retire because of it, but it's a risk we're willing to take. (newsoftheworld.co.uk)
  • #celebrity

    We weren't sure if Anna Kournikova was still a celebrity, but judging by these pictures that everyone is sending us, she still qualifies. She's also still eligible in the category of "hot person." (hollywoodtuna.com)
  • #celebrity

    Jennifer Aniston is becoming a good friend to bikini lovers everywhere—including, for some reason, Orlando Bloom. Then again, could you blame him for wanting to get to know her a little better? (egotastic.com)
  • #shocking

    Sienna Miller was so distraught over the latest "leak" of nude photos from her new movie, that she's "reluctant" to do anymore nude scenes. So we guess we'll never see her again. (thesun.co.uk)
  • #greatexpectations

    The good news: Fans of pregnant women in bikinis will have something to get all excited about today. The bad news: The pregnant woman in the bikini happens to be Nicole Richie. Hey, we did our best. (hollywoodtuna.com)
  • #britneysdownwardspiral

    Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Britney Plays The Classics

    Hey, guys. Any idea what Britney Spears has been up to lately? If you haven't turned on the TV or the internet in the last couple days you might have missed her already legendary performance on the MTV Video Music Awards that everyone and their brother won't shut up about. Never one to rest on her laurels, she quickly followed it up by returning to her well-worn repertoire for a little tune we like to call "Getting Out Of The Car With No Panties On." It's an oldie, but a goody and we have a feeling that much like the Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, and every doo-wop group that ever had a hit before 1961, she'll still be touring with it years from now, breaking out the old standard during her encore set for delighted crowds of middle-aged tweens. Get your tickets now. More »
  • #celebritiesandtheirtoys

    Evidently inspired by a certain regular visitor to our Marital Aid Test Kitchen features, Madonna was spotted leaving a London hotel carrying a "Purple Penetrator" strap-on dildo. Good to know that the old gal still has it in her. (So will Guy Ritchie, apparently.) (dailymail.co.uk; make like Madonna and order your own Purple Penetrator here)