Diastema Fetish: Gap-Toothed Babes Of The World, Unite!

Did you—like many American teenagers—spend the better part of your adolescence imprisoned in a fluoride-filled orthodontia office while a sadistic madman reconfigured your face using a painful toolbox of wires, hooks, rubber bands, and what we assumed was some kind of medieval socket wrench in a horrible ritual that would make even the most hardened CIA torturer wince with envy? Yeah, that was a big mistake. Because you don't need perfect teeth to be considered beautiful and sexy these days! Why, even with a large gap between your two front teeth you could become a model, a pornstar, or even the queen of the pop charts and your horrible disfigurement would not be considered a hindrance ... it would be your trademark! If might even make you the target of the little-known diastema fetishist. Just think of the money and bleeding gums that could have been saved if only we'd known! Más sexy, indeed. More »