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more about #straight more comments → riffleraffle: Is that pic from one of those "Fuck the Fans" sites where Amateur guys supposedly bang porn stars? Is any of that shit for real or are they all pros? more » FrankN.Stein: WHAT? Bai ling wears panties? when did that happen? more » Al aka El Negro Magnifico: That ain't THE Julie Newmar, but she's mighty fine, regardless. more » Kelteel: @Lux Alptraum Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! She is my twelve days of Christmas. more » Kelteel: This is one smart woman. Give the viewers 2008 x 3000 pixel pictures[20.91 x 31.25 inches at 100%] and you got them like putty in your hands. I woul... more » Kelteel: Hell, I could not even get their website to work and they want $200 for this. Plus $60 per hour. Hey, it takes awhile for a man my age to get going. ... more » bmonkey: Presenting the fleshbot diet: eat well, love well... more » Pinkie: What's with the sudden rush to the Christmas season? It's only the day after Thanksgiving! Why, in my day, we waited at least until the second week... more » SuperPsyze: DON'T DATE ROBOTS more » ValfridBuccaneer: Is it possible to get a link to the non-gallery format on gallery posts? :) more » Beaker: I'm a breast man, but this photo is a persuasive argument for giving thighs a try. more » Beaker: I can't decide which bit of this video is better. Her beautiful boobs swinging to-and-fro, her screams of ecstasy muffled by the pillows, or the fact ... more » jp182: im kinda partial to keezmovies more » jp182: oh Katsuni, you are like a fine wine more » jp182: whoever it is, i know I've seen this clip multiple times before more » -
#teens
"Teenage Babysitters": Now In German
Sometimes we ask too much of porn. "Make it clever so we won't feel guilty." "Don't make us think too much." But the question that rang through our screening of "Teenage Babysitters" was, "Shouldn't babysitter porn make us happy?" More » -
#hardcore
Everybody Fucks Lucy (In The Ass)
One of the first (not to mention most famous and successful) situation comedies of all time, "I Love Lucy," has finally made its way down the parody slaughter mill and onto the bloody dissection table to be hacked up. More » -
#upcoming
Hustler "Loves Lucy" (And So Does Everyone Else)
It had to happen eventually: Hustler's a releasing a sitcom porn parody with not one "This Ain't" or "Not The" in the title. "Everybody Loves Lucy" streets this August, with Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer as Lucy and Ricky. More » -
#hardcore
"Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around
Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.) More » -
#hardcore
Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece
Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her? More » -
#upcoming
Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"
As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.) More » -
#zaftig
Zaftig Pussycat: "Voluptuous Biker Babes" Revisited
Carlos Batts has released "Voluptuous Biker Babes", a trippy combination of "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas," "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," and - I don't know - Lucha Libre that features drag queens, desert dance-offs, and the ample talents of April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz along with the leaner but no less tasty Audrey Hollander and Veronique Vega. More » -
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#zaftig
Today in Cake: Taking a Bite out of "Muffin Tops"
As you well know, the term "Muffin Top" first appeared in Samuel Pepys' description of London's Great Fire in 1666 ("Pudding Lane...is what she eats...no kidding") but it has taken until now to bring the Muffin Top to porn, probably since the Transsexual MILF craze has run its course. More » -
#youarethere
Popshot Of The Moment: Heel Handling Ricki White
Production assistants, or P.A.s, do all kinds of eclectic work on porn sets. For example, they must keep the craft services table stocked with Costco Skittles and the bathrooms stocked with Costco douche. But today all of that tedious toil paid off for this lucky P.A., who got to hold the stiletto heel of Ricki White as she got banged by Otto Bauer on the set of Hustler's latest TV parody "Everybody Loves Lucy." Being a human stirrup for the delicious White is a noble endeavor, and it's for a good cause. More » -
#pornstars
Popshots Of The Week: Almost Wholesome Edition
Spring is in the air in Porn Valley ... and so are plenty of legs! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Bet you've never heard that one before. (Oh, you have? A million times? I see.) More »



