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"Teenage Babysitters": Now In German

Gram Ponante — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Sometimes we ask too much of porn. "Make it clever so we won't feel guilty." "Don't make us think too much." But the question that rang through our screening of "Teenage Babysitters" was, "Shouldn't babysitter porn make us happy?"

Teenage Babysitters

Studio: Powersville/JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Katja Kassin, Kacey Jordan, Otto Bauer, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tanner Mayes, Yasmine Gold

"You think you can tease my husband?" says the severe deutscheMILF Katja Kassin to hapless nanny Kacey Jordan in "Teenage Babysitters." "You don't even know how to suck dick!"

One feels that this couple, who imported Jordan from a place where she had to take a plane to start her job, wasn't really interested in a babysitter at all.

This oddly dark and scattershot movie from prolific director Jim Powers is preceded by ads for his websites teenyboppercockgobblers.com and wetmilfholes.com, anticipating the action to come, which involves the almost 40-minute first scene between narrator/star Kassin, Otto Bauer, and Jordan, and a similarly Teutonic outing with German starlet Yasmine Gold, Jay Lassiter, and Tanner Mayes.

Perhaps to avoid any confusion with cheery titles like Digital Playground's "Babysitters," Powers' movie features a layered, somber synthesizer soundtrack like in an 80's noir. Kassin's German commands are fun, as are Otto Bauer's near-constant mugging, but the movie does not seem to know what kind of porn movie it wants to be. Fun and zany? Dark and ironic?

In any case, it's fun to watch, especially a scene with Tanner Mayes looking troubled, which is her signature expression.

We're glad that the "Teenage Baysitters"' youthful charges are all implied, because the sight of Mayes, Jordan, Gold, and Tara Lynn Foxx flouncing around the house might be detrimental to their development.

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Everybody Fucks Lucy (In The Ass)

DCypher — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

One of the first (not to mention most famous and successful) situation comedies of all time, "I Love Lucy," has finally made its way down the parody slaughter mill and onto the bloody dissection table to be hacked up.

Yes, LFP has finally gone and done it, handing down a parody worthy of outrage and indignation with the release of "Everybody Loves Lucy," due out next week.

Jerome Tanner (or as he's better known to his porn mafia associates, "Ace Up His Sleeve" Jerry T) is the hack, err, hacksaw at the helm. Through his perverse juvenile jibs he slaughters one of America's most beloved shows, completely desecrating the female icon of television comedy in the crassest way imaginable with his raunchy take on our favorite redhead. Everything from aliens to tattoos make its way into his skewed comically pornographic reinvention—and he even insisted on creating a 'black&white' viewing option for people who wanted to fantasize that they were really watching the original sitcom. Can you believe the balls on this guy?

Real life husband and wife duo Otto & Audrey play Ricky & Lucy, while Chennin Blanc stands in for vaudevillian Ethyl and comedian Frank Bukkwyd plays her hubby Fred. Audrey Hollander merrily endures an explicit range of obscene sex acts, from double head to DVDA, and throws in some threeway sex and a lesbian encounter to round out the title's promise. In all honesty, it's nothing new for Audrey. She's no stranger to taking everything and the kitchen sink up her fine white ass. And she really does look quite a bit like Lucy when you pull her hair up (which, we're told, is how they came up with the idea in the first place).

Not satisfied with just giving the consumer a simple parody, LFP went ahead and threw in some extra scenes from movies like "Stripper School Orgy" and "Teen Cream." Thanks, Uncle Larry! Like a creepy touchy uncle with a pocket full of candy, you know the way to our hearts and into our pants.

"Everybody Loves Lucy" releases next week from LFP Hustler, but you can see what they did to our beloved Lucy now, in the pictures below. No word yet on when they'll demolish "The Honeymooners"—but stay tuned, because someone most certainly will.

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Hustler "Loves Lucy" (And So Does Everyone Else)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It had to happen eventually: Hustler's a releasing a sitcom porn parody with not one "This Ain't" or "Not The" in the title. "Everybody Loves Lucy" streets this August, with Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer as Lucy and Ricky.

How true is it to the original, you ask? Hustler's actually releasing the feature in black and white (just like the show!)...though if that's a little too true to the original for you, there's the option to watch it in full color, too.

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"Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.)

As the feature begins, we're introduced to Erica McLean, a hardworking, beleaguered pornographer who can't catch a break. Protesters harass her outside her office, proselytizing neighbors interrupt her masturbation time, and just as she's finally getting a chance to relax, she slips on some dog poop...and is magically whisked away to the "Hardcore Circus," "Wizard of Oz"-style.

Once inside the big top, the plot melts away (with all the hot sex going on, there wasn't any room for it). Short clips of sepia-toned circus action are interspersed with super hot freakshow sex (which we mean in the best possible way). Though all the performers put on a good show, we were especially won over by Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer's lion taming act and Kimberly Kane and Evan Stone's, um, sex scene (we weren't totally sure what circus feat they were performing).

In what's easily the most intense scene in the film, Audrey and Otto pull out all the stops. Not only is the lion tamer/lioness act wellplayed, but we have to give extra points to Audrey for taking a whip handle in her pussy, a cock in her ass, and a riding crop slapping against her skin. (I want to go to there. No, seriously: I want to go to there.) Oh, and of course, double bonus points for Audrey then doing double anal with a cock and a whip handle. (I don't think I want to go to there, but I really, really like watching it.)

Kimberly and Evan likewise impress, with plenty of dirty talk, rough sex, and some wonderfully delicious anal sex. We always love Kimberly's intensity, and it only ramps up when she's engaged in anal action. (And if "Content" really is her best anal scene ever, we have a lot to look forward to.)

Rounding out the feature are Madison Scott and Lee Stone, Aiden Starr and Rob Rotten, Lavish Styles and Tommy Gunn, Kendra Banx and Starri Knight (the feature's sole lesbian couple, who also are the only ones to fuck out doors), Ron Jeremy and Lilly Lovely, and a very, very brief scene of Blue Iris and Tere Joyce having their way with a few men—including a dwarf.

Alas, even the hardcore circus can't stay in town for forever, and Erica McLean's eventually returned to reality, where she wakes up in bed surrounded by quite a few cast members ("...and you were there, and you were there, and you were there"). Luckily, we have the ability to return to the hardcore circus anytime we want—all we have to do is press play. We have a feeling we'll be making regular visits this summer.

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Previously: Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece

Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece

DCypher — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her?

Aiden Starr, Audrey Hollander, (the recently passed) Blue Iris (RIP), Tere Joyce, Kendra Banx, Starri Knight, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Lilly Lovely, Madison Scott, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Rob Rotten, Otto Bauer, Tommy Gunn, Sergio Roho, Erica McLean, and a midget in a Mardi Gras mask comprise the bulk of the cast. The movie features eight scenes and loads of wonderful extras, lavish costumes, hijinks, mayhem, ballyhoo, protestors, the sublime, the ghoulish, and the decadent. Pretty much everything but the bearded lady makes its way into this masterpiece.

Erica wanders throughout like the tiny little string that ties the narrative thread of this beautiful and lush chaos together, inspiring or moderating the erotic couplings. She even goes so far as to intimately inspect some of the girls (see also: the lovely Kimberly Kane) after they have been filled with fresh loads of piping hot cum.

In the end, the sex acts are fittingly strange, with Otto and Audrey turning in a comparably tame but smoldering and passionate scene that mesmerizes, and little Madison Scott taking the forty inches of dick Lee Stone has to offer six ways to Sunday up her every tiny luscious little orifices—literally. If this lithe blonde stunner isn't the performer of the year, we can't imagine who is.

"Hardcore Circus" comes out by month's end from Hustler. Look for it. In the meantime, put on your top hat and check out the snaps our ringmaster sent us! Happy Monday!

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Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:30:01 EDT

As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.)

Directed by Erica McLean (of "Barely Legal" fame), and starring Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Madison Scott, Kendra Banx, Starri Night, Aiden Starr, Otto Bauer, Evan Stone (pre-haircut), Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Rob Rotten, Blue Iris, and Ron Jeremy (as the ringmaster, of course)... well, it sure beats a trip to Barnum & Bailey's. Hell, even Cirque du Soleil is starting to pale in comparison to this take on the big top. We just hope there's only one ring—we'd hate to miss out on any of the action!

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Zaftig Pussycat: "Voluptuous Biker Babes" Revisited

Gram Ponante — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST

Carlos Batts has released "Voluptuous Biker Babes", a trippy combination of "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas," "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," and - I don't know - Lucha Libre that features drag queens, desert dance-offs, and the ample talents of April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz along with the leaner but no less tasty Audrey Hollander and Veronique Vega.
As we mentioned last month, Batts shot the film in roughly the same area as did Russ Meyer when the latter filmed "Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!" in 1965, and "VBB" features just as much eye candy, if not more (considering it's in color). Flores, La Cholita, and de la Cruz are trash-talking badasses who get stranded in the desert. And they must love their way home.
In their wanderings they meet psychedelic tea merchants (Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander) and an arid extra-dry dance troupe, an encounter that leads to a wrestling match with drag queen Pa Fuschia.
Jerk-off material? Art? Way Beyond the Valley of the Dolls? You decide. In fact, why don't you decide in person? Batts and April Flores will be signing copies of "Voluptuous Biker Babes" tonight at Sunset Blvd.'s famed Book Soup between 7 and 10. · Carlos Batts (fattyd.com) · Book Soup (booksoup.com)

FILF: Fathers Finally Get Their Due

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Hot and horny mothers are a rather significant porn staple, but fathers are far less likely to get any recognition as an objection of someone's affection. MILFs may be hunted, but FILFs seem destined to be left in the corner (or forced to do hunting themselves). So it was with great joy that we unwrapped our copy of "FILF: Fathers I'd Like to Fu.." (or, according to the title card "Fathers I'd Like to F**k"—were they worried about offending the censors with foul language?). Finally, a tribute to all the sexy fathers in the world (and, inexplicably, Ron Jeremy as well).

Unfortunately, the FILF theme doesn't extend much beyond the title cards. Yes, there are scenes full of older men and younger women: but this is porn, and that's rather par for the course. In the feature's five scenes, there is no mention of taking the kids to Little League, no scenes of suburban dads driving home in minivans, no essence of fatherliness, period. Instead we're presented with a prisoner and a prison guard, a patient and his doctor, a vacuum salesman and his client—it's nice and all, but when we're promised fathers, fathers are what we want to see.

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Today in Cake: Taking a Bite out of "Muffin Tops"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:00:55 EDT

As you well know, the term "Muffin Top" first appeared in Samuel Pepys' description of London's Great Fire in 1666 ("Pudding Lane...is what she eats...no kidding") but it has taken until now to bring the Muffin Top to porn, probably since the Transsexual MILF craze has run its course.

"You caught my eye as you walked down the street/I was drawn to your middle meat" declares the "Muffin Tops" theme song. In the fashion typical of director Jim Powers, stars Brooke Scott and Marlie True begin the movie by doing a ho-stroll down a crowded street in broad daylight until they are won over by a man offering them jumbo ice cream cones Claudia Downs and Rucca Paige were also encouraged to buy jeans a couple sizes too small.

Powers in his boredom and despair (we approve of both) lets people like Otto Bauer, in his scene with True, improvise a Dada scene about avocadoes

"Juicy fucking fruit from a juicy fucking fat-leafed tree, Baby," he says. Then he returns to the script: "Reach back here and open your fucking butt."

Muffin Tops are so in demand in the world of this film that Claudia Downs (it is amazing she came back) is forbidden from going to the gym.

"That's so sweet," she says.

In the final scene, veteran porner Dave Hardman consoles Rucca Paige that Muffin Tops beat "90-lb. tweakers" all the time.

"Do you love my Muffin Top?" she sobs with joy.

If we didn't know the work of Jim Powers better, we would say this movie is a celebration of femininity and empowering of the proudly voluptuous. But that was almost certainly not the intention. Still, these women are some tasty pastries.

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Popshots Of The Week: Everybody Loves Lucy, "Pirates", And Peaches

Gram Ponante — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:40:40 EDT

We were delighted like Tony Montana atop a mountain of yayo to learn that the delicious Audrey Hollander would play the title role in "Everybody Loves Lucy" (to clarify: Hollander plays Lucy, not Everybody) and that her husband, Otto Bauer, would play Cuban exile Ricky. The only disappointment was that Hollander could not have been incorporated into the meandering storyline of "Pirates 2". What can we say? The script called for a giant worm.

Hollander: "You mean this moneymaker?"

At the "Pirates 2" premiere: If we were Riley Steele (pictured with Stoya) we'd just spend all our time gazing lovingly at ourselves, too.

Evan Stone with Teagan: "Fuck off, Fleshbot readers! I only read Deadspin!"

And now for something completely different: "Butch And Peaches," the interracial Hustler pictorial that got Larry Flynt shot. "Larry Flynt: The Right To Be Left Alone," an excellent documentary, is now on DVD.

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Popshot Of The Moment: Heel Handling Ricki White

Gram Ponante — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:25:32 EDT

Production assistants, or P.A.s, do all kinds of eclectic work on porn sets. For example, they must keep the craft services table stocked with Costco Skittles and the bathrooms stocked with Costco douche. But today all of that tedious toil paid off for this lucky P.A., who got to hold the stiletto heel of Ricki White as she got banged by Otto Bauer on the set of Hustler's latest TV parody "Everybody Loves Lucy." Being a human stirrup for the delicious White is a noble endeavor, and it's for a good cause.

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Audrey Hollander Brings Home The Bacon

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:08:57 EDT

Way to put poor Faye Runaway on the defensive, Audrey Hollander: "Do you like taking cocks that belong to other people?" Hollander asks in "Otto And Audrey On the Prowl," a collection of vignettes featuring Audrey cruelly procuring innocents for her husband's delectation, in much the same way I employ carhops at Rally's. "Um. Yes?" Runaway replies, sealing her fate.

It looks like the ladies resolved their differences, though.

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Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:31:55 EDT

Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: "Any tenderness? Pressure?" The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named "Dr. Probe."

While the cover of "Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion: The Demon Gynecologist of the San Fernando Valley" promises a sardonic porn right up the alley of writer/director Jim Powers, Hollander's scene is so awash with dark editing program background music that it's hard to figure out if Powers intends us to laugh or just be creeped out; the cover suggests one, the movie suggests another.

The inappropriate gynecologist is certainly Porn's version of the Nazi scientist, but we are made to wait to decide whether this is a fleshier version of "Little Shop of Horrors" or "Marathon Man."

I talked with former AVN editor Rebecca Gray.

"Are you asking me if women think of gynecologists like the hot pizza delivery guy or pool cleaner?" she asked. "No. (The gynecologist's office) is a different space for your head to be in."

Hollander's face registers growing alarm as the doctor takes his sweet time down there.

"I think I dropped something," he calls, sniffing his fingers. He begins inserting all manner of objects.

"Is everything OK, Doctor?" she asks as he inserts a glass dildo in her anus. "I haven't been sexually active in three months."

"That's a shame," he says. Finally, we get to the porn.

Dr. Probe, after rolling up a fucking machine, does the job himself.

"Is it supposed to feel this nice, Doctor?" Hollander asks.

"Just a natural human reaction," he says. "The instruments can only do so much."

I finally decided that the movie was a comedy and just the soundtrack needed to go. Kudos to Hollander who did a nice slow burn, and to Powers for trusting an audience with a longish scene.

Next up is Sindee Jennings as the patient and Seth Dickens as Dr. Probe. The production does not skimp on medical equipment. Sometimes it's hard to be a woman.

"I'm actually feeling a little bit uncomfortable, Doctor, "Jennings says. "It just feels like you're doing the same things over and over and over."

What makes this movie earn an A for effort is its token attempts to make things look on the up and up for at least a minute or two.

That more or less goes out the window when quintessential porn dude Dirty Harry appears as Guatemalan Doctor to the petrified Cindy Crawford. He speaks Pig Spanish all the way through his scene and at this point the movie becomes high camp (which isn't a bad thing).

Finally, Otto Bauer's scene with Chelsea Rae retreads old ground, but it's still funny. When the good Doctor is finished, he says, "Now get dressed, clean up, and fill out those insurance forms."

This movie is highly entertaining as a collection of scenes that happen to take place in a doctor's office, but something is added (especially in the early scenes) when lip service is paid to something real; that's when "Dr. Probe" gets menacing.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion

Studio: Powersville/JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Audrey Hollander, Sindee Jennings, Dirty Harry, Cindy Crawford, Otto Bauer, Chelsea Rae, Seth Dickens, Johnny Thrust

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Popshots Of The Week: Almost Wholesome Edition

Gram Ponante — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:10:01 EDT

Spring is in the air in Porn Valley ... and so are plenty of legs! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Bet you've never heard that one before. (Oh, you have? A million times? I see.)

Regardless, the finest of what this region has to offer frolicked anew this week, knowing that six long hours of winter would soon be over. Here's the delightful Audrey Hollander doffing her folksy gingham dress for our delectation. See more snaps after the gap.

In response to Digital Playground's recent contract star announcements, we wanted to remind you of Stoya. That is all.

Here's Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz looking Adriannettadorable™.

Speaking of doffing, young Britney Stevens doffed her frilly tutu on the set of Hustler's "XXX 28", directed by Hollander's husband Otto Bauer.

Whatever Alec Knight is doing, he is making both Kissy Kapri and Stevens react the exact same way on either end.

Finally, Audrey Hollander from earlier in the day, in the dress she took off for the picture that began this week's Popshots. Doesn't she look good wholesome?

"Barely Legal 75" (And They Don't Look A Day Over 20!)

Gram Ponante — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:06:29 EDT

In that Jenny Hendrix admits in the behind the scenes featurette that she's 21, we wonder if Hustler flirted with the idea of calling this movie "Barely Drinking Age". But as we shall see, it is less important that this movie be fair and accurate than it is that the movie be. For "Barely Legal 75" comes chock fuil of everything that's good and everything that's ridiculous about porn. Read more after the gap.

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Barely Legal 75

Studio: Hustler
Director: Erica McLean
Cast: Jenny Hendrix, Faye Runaway, Alexandra, McKenzee Miles, Alexis Love, Aurora,

Review by Gram Ponante

Let's say every fourth in a porn series, such as "Barely Legal" or (make up hilarious porn series title for inevitable studio audience whooping sitcom joke here) is brilliant. This would tend to devalue the intervening three and capsize the line. So it's probably good that "Barely Legal 75" is important just because it is rather than because it's great. More than any other series in porn, "Barely Legal" underlines the fact that all porn is good - just don't expect your brain to melt.

This 75th installment comes eight years after the late Clive McLean founded the series, and #75 was filmed by his widow, Erica, at their home in stark, scrubby, and altitudinous Sunland, CA. In addition to the video there is a bonus documentary about the series.

Perhaps symbolic of the movie's importance, the theme is a flashback. A group of girls get together around the pool to dish about their "first time". A plot bomb goes off almost immediately, as Jenny Hendrix talks about how her dad invites a local swain over to sunbathe nude at the family pool. "He's really hot," Hendrix extemporizes, adding, "and so's my dad."

Hendrix has explained that she walked down to the pool that day ready to go swimming, only to find her naked neighbor. Quickly she is undressed, stripping off her bikini top and bottom, though she is wearing panties underneath. If she was ready to go swimming, why is she wearing panties?

Even asking a question like this is so beside the point as to be meaningless. The point is that she becomes naked immediately. We shouldn't worry about how the dad should be jailed, or why the neighbor is sunbathing with an erection.

Next up is the bite-sized Alexis Love, who instead of relating her encounter with a greasemonkey, says "greasy monkey guy". Her partner looks positively ancient by comparison. Is this how we all look? (I am 22.)

The chipper, moon-faced and juicy Aurora is next, telling a tale of fucking "the help" at her parents' ranch. She has to be wearing Memphis Monroe's castoff clothing, including the Daisy Dukes. In fact, Aurora fully embodies the Daisy Duke spirit. In this thoughtful journalist's opinion, too many of the wrong people wear Daisy Dukes these days.

Regardless, an inexplicable tinny guitar soundtrack plays through this scene.

Hendrix is the ringleader, so she points to various of the girls around the pool for their stories. Until McKenzee Miles comes up, she has pointed to people and said, "You." I was on the set that day, and it is easy to remember why Hendrix knew some names but not others - because it's not as if everyone got together for a barbecue in the back field. Some people hung out in one building on the McLeans' property and others were around the pool or in another building. Again, does it matter that these women would never get together for a pool party in real life? No it does not.

McKenzee is supposed to be the wild one. She has a standard sex scene with Otto Bauer. While she is not wild, she appears just a little more substantive than Alexis Love, but not by much. We can use her ribs as a xylophone.

Like so many porn movies, the best material in "Barely Legal 75" is in the behind the scenes feature. Here McKenzee sits on a toilet while getting her hair done (it is an established fact that all the makeup and hair people in the porn industry should really be in front of the camera) and talks about how chocolate soy milk makes one's boobs grow, and how all one has to do to get to first base with her is to tell her she's pretty. It's a great interview, and it is revealing that the real people are more interesting than their characters.

In the next scene, tattooed imp Faye Runaway, the smallest of all the cast, is paired with the massive Lee Stone. Were Stone not such a gentleman, we would fear for Runaway's safety. My sister, my daughter.

Finally, Alexandra, the only Girls Only performer, leads the group in a lesbian orgy by the pool. Alexandra is tall and tasty, and it is a shame the girls have a monopoly on her.

A documentary disc accompanies this movie, which is well worth the purchase price, not only for the scenes, which are not surprising and therefore just as they should be, but also for the behind the scenes featurette, which is a great documentary on its own, all the women comfortable in the presence of Erica McLean.

The Barely Legal Yearbook bonus disc is a tribute to the late Clive McLean and his successors. I will cover that separately.

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How Would YOU Name This Movie?

Gram Ponante — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 22:03:39 EDT

We are big fans of porn couple Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander, but the series of photos we received promoting their latest effort for the SuperCore label just didn't agree with the title. Here's Audrey licking the 8-ball. for example. We're thinking: "Cuestick Honeys", maybe even "Minnesota Twats" or perhaps something simple like "The Hustler".

But it isn't any of those. It is something almost incomprehensible.

Join us after the gap for the reveal of the title and for a chance for you to win a copy of the movie. - GP

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Notice what Taylor Ash could be touching, but isn't?

Might Brooke Haven be deep in thought about a more suitable title?

And what of Dana DeArmond? Besides engaging in Crime Porn, do you think she might have a better idea of what this movie should be called?

The title is "Make Her Ass Scream: Louder, Bitch!"

Yup.

If you can think of a more appropriate title based on any of these pictures, e-mail us your suggestions until the end of the day Wednesday (June 20) and we will see that the person who submitted the best substitute gets a copy of the movie. Make sure to include the words "I hereby certify that I am over 18 years of age and that it is legal to receive pornography at my address" in your e-mail.

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