We couldn't be happier with the results—well, short of being invited into the juicy action. "Wife Switch 8" features ten couples who are all (ahem) totally brand new to the art of swapping, trying out the swinger thing for the very first time! Okay, we don't buy it either, but we're willing to go along for the ride. That's why it's called suspension of disbelief, right?

The very first scene brought memories flooding back to us. Alex Sanders, Mark Zane, Monica Mayhem, and long lost Penny Flame (of VH1 fame) all get crazy in a four way pile up that is as impressive as it is mesmerizing to watch. Our favorite new Huffington Post blogger shines like a diamond as the meat to this crazy sex sandwich (not to mention the instigator) chowing down on Monica Mayhem's juice box before pairing off with her new lover's boyfriend. The scene delivers a punch, with Mark Zane keeping the heat on.

The rest of the movie, including the scenes with Alex Star, Jay Lassiter, Mackenzie Star, Velicity Von, Anthony Rosano, Justin Magnum, Kayla Carrera, Sara Jessie, Jessica Bangkok, Joey Brass, Kylee Reese, and Scott Lyons, are just as interesting to watch. But the second scene of the show caught our attention just a little more—by about four extra inches in length and three extra inches around.

Claire Dames, Friday, Lee Stone, and the legendary Sledge Hammer put on a show that we could not look away from. Seriously, it was like mixing porn with Cirque De Soleil, minus the clowns and the tight wire. The scene featured acrobatics, heavy lifting, contortionists, sword swallowing, partner exchanging, and death defying acts of cunt stuffing! C'est tres magnifique!

"Wife Switch 8" releases this week from Pink Visual and Blue Moon Productions. Check out this mega ultra super gallery! It's swaptastic!

A nihilistic shiver blossoms inside of us, like initial rush after snorting hillbilly heroin, as these angelic ingenues disrobe, both their lascivious costumes as well as any residual inhibition, and transform into uncomplicated engines of desire, ready to provide unspeakable pleasures to anyone bold enough to cross paths with these possessed dolls.

In our minds, the lyrics to a timeless Gun's n' Roses song morph once again into a familiar refrain. You know where you are? You're in a porno, baby. You're gonna fuck—hard.

Whales take chances in high stakes poker games for the rush, the thrill of losing. Mobsters grow addicted to the sound of the gun busting. They grow to need the edge of danger like a hit of adrenaline on the tip of their tongues to feel real and alive. The women that risk their lives and hearts loving these outlaws live for the thrill too. Armstrong exploits these fantasies in a gangsta party turned porno paradise, with each scene topographically reflecting different aspects of known gangster iconography.

Smoky casinos, retro-gothic police stations, and shadowy crime scenes pay homage to the romanticized Hollywood image of the uncompromising gun toting ghosts of legend and the molls that spun fear and chaos into the forbidden meat of a decadent reality even the hardest pornographer will in all likelihood never know.

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· "In front of everyone" (pornhub.com)

For in "Orgy Sex Parties 4", we are told right there on the cover, "group sex has never been friendlier." And for once, the box cover is right.

Let us look closely at the first scene, which is entitled "Wet Wedding Willies" for reasons that are not made clear until its last seconds. Its general mood is not so much orgiastic as it is what we imagine the best key parties of our parents' generation were like. (Or maybe what some people whose apartment complexes are being turned into nudist housing are afraid things would be like).

The decor includes what appears to be an actual shag carpet. There are about as many women involved as men. Male bodies and parts often seem prioritized, as a gender studies grad student might say, more than they are in many heterosexualist group sex videos. We eventually find out the scene is a bachelor party orgy for this guy, and we would not be surprised to find we have also been watching his fiancé get plowed elsewhere in the room.

In fact, everything about "Orgy Sex Parties" has a pleasingly egalitarian air, from the racial diversity of the (completely uncredited) cast to their decent of not pornstar spectacular bodies and their habit of lounging about or walking around the set looking a bit lost when they're not fucking or sucking on something but happy enough to be there nonetheless.

And the smiles! People smile a lot in this movie, even if some of them are just smiling with their eyes.

People even smile in this movie during things like facials. In our opinion, porn needs more people smiling during facials.

This blonde woman in particular seems to smile a lot. And why shouldn't she?

She soon makes her way over to a friend. Their sexual bonhomie, no doubt forged by many shared swingers parties together over the years, is infectious. Saying "Let me watch you suck his cock!" to your girlfriend is the lady equivalent of two dudes giving each other high fives over the supine back of the babe they're double-teaming.

We assume she is smiling in these next two shots, though we can't be sure.

Fully dressed people wander in and out of various groups, commenting favorably upon what they're seeing, occasionally directing it, and generally communicating their support. LIke we said: bonhomie! (Also, the woman on lube duty in the right background is killing us with that dress.)

Some may find the cuts too frequent and abrupt for prolonged masturbatory enjoyment (few shots last more than ten seconds, if that). But that is actually one of the scene's biggest strengths. Frequently, the best parts of this movie are of such brief duration that one is apt to miss them while blinking or reaching for the ashtray. For example, there are so many great things going in these fifteen seconds that we don't even know where to begin.

Played in slow motion, it's almost a Fellini film! And this is a similarly characteristic moment. We totally want that gal to slap our ass and flip her hair at our next orgy sex party!

All that, and we still haven't gotten past the first scene yet. Clicking through the remaining four on the disc, we see what appears to be more conventional bachelor party gangbang and drunk spring break-like fare. One party, however, begins with its guests wearing masks and body paint at a pool party in someone's ranch house, offering the tantalizing promise that we are about to watch a reinvisioning of that scene in "Eyes Wide Shut" set in a suburb of Panama City.


Maybe one day we will find out what circumstances bought these two to getting fucked in tandem, and why one if them is keeping her sunglasses on. Or whether this couple made it back to the corral in time to watch Leno that evening.

Fast forwarding through all of "Orgy Sex Parties 4" would be a crime, though. It is that rich, and makes us remember that sex can be fun, for which we are grateful.

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· "Orgy Sex Parties 4" (DVD info + trailer @ pinkvisual.com)

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Who knows what these young and careless students can think up another moment? Nobody does! Here they are - going to attend the classes and be as zealous in studies as ever possible, but as soon as the company gathers at the university doors, these lazy guys and babes immediately get willing to escape from classes and spend their time with a couple of bottles of beer, laughing and entertaining!

Guys gathered in their common friend's place having brought much delicious food, lots of beer and home cameras, eager to record the party for the history! Ha! We are not sure about the food and alcohol, but their home cams were right in the nick of time and both men and chicks were soon caught in the most revealed views!

All the students have passed their examinations and now they are ready for some celebration! Are you aware of this great student custom to gather in warm company and spend some good time together before the forthcoming holidays?

· Student Sex Parties (membership previews @ studentsexparties.com)

· "How to: Lead a secret life" (timeout.com)
· Thumbnail via doctoradventure.info

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· "German schoolgirls having fun" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzled.blogs.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Streamers, noisemakers, little pointed hats, some cake to smear on naked boobies ... who doesn't love a party, dude? Whether your idea of a good time is an intimate soirée or a gala fucking event, you'll wish you'd gotten an invite when the writers of some of our favorite posts from the sex blog scene this week regale you with their party tales. We're talking amateur strippers, girls with strap-ons and boys in Kiss makeup. Heck, these are the types of shindigs even we'd leave our computers for!

Grab a cup and party hearty with Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Party Games, Part 2

The performance to remove her panties had every man and maybe one or two of the women, squirming in their seats until she finally revealed the prettiest pussy I had ever seen. It first came into view from behind like the others had who preceded her, because she had bent forward - rear towards us, to remove her scant panties.

The perfect bed of blond hair that came into view as she turned brought a teardrop to the end of every penis present.

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Frustration

Last weekend I went to a queer and transgendered women play party. I was totally out of my element, completely thrown into a world where I wasn't quite so comfortable. I was open to what might happen, but still I was nervous. I didn't really expect that (considering how stupidly nervous I was) to play, but I like the option open to me. Alas, It wasn't going to happen. Out of nowhere (thank you mother nature) I got my period. So not only was I not going to play, but I was ridiculously horny on top of it.

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Two Stories About Sex In Which No Actual Sex Takes Place

At first, I didn't know what I was looking at. It seemed like something was missing. It was just a hairless mound which, based on what little I knew about human anatomy, should have contained a penis. Emily held her dress aloft like it was a boat sail and she was waiting for a gust of wind. She gazed at me expectantly, obviously awaiting some kind of reaction, even though neither of us had a clue just what that reaction should be.

Lacking any other ideas, I stuck out my tongue, wagged it at her and screamed, "Rock and rooooooll!" I had no idea at the time just how dirty that was. I was just following the script.

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A Birthday Party

Joe, the birthday boy, was told by Vicki that his 'present' was waiting for him in her bedroom, and led him away from the rest of us, grabbing one of the wives by the hand to join them as they left the room, all of us laughing at her brashness, but that's Vicki. The gates were thus opened, and I found myself soon joined on the couch by Harry, Vicki's husband, and Ralph, one of the group. We were laughing, and sharing yet another joint, feeling no pain. I knew, by the body English and all, that Harry and Ralph were wanting to fuck me. I thought to myself that it'd been quite a while since I played with 2 cocks at the same time, and decided, in my mind, to go along with their flirtations.

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First Date Etiquette Revised
"What's the problem?" I asked.

He looked into my eyes, and said in a low tone, "I would suggest that you take your gift to the bathroom, and open it there. It's not the sort of gift that was designed for public consumption."
My mind boggled. As well it might have.
The bright coloured wrapping was innocuous enough not to draw any special attention from a casual glance. However, I'm used to the more obvious range of store wrapping paper, as a result of being a mother with small children who attend birthday parties, so it was glaringly obvious to me that whatever was contained in this intriguing package was not something that could be put away for a random five-year-old.

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Thumbnail via Party Hardcore (TGP/preview gallery via Ask Jolene)

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Now this is what we think of when we think of bachelor parties. Well, fantasy bachelor parties anyway. In the real world, "stripper" rarely equals "hooker" and even though we've personally seen the hired help do some crazy things at the various stag fests we've attended, it almost never turns into an actual porn movie. However, a bunch of bored guys standing around in the background drinking beer and gabbing is totally accurate and adds a nice touch of authenticity to this scene. See, the only problem with real bachelor parties is that the guest lists are made up entirely of drunken horned up straight dudes ... and who wants to hang out with them anyway?

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· Bachelor Party Fuckfest (XXXUploads)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives, Party Report: "Bachelor Party" Is Good, Clean Fun

· Victoria Beckham is very excited to be living in Los Angeles. Isn't it supposed to be warmer there or something? (egotastic.com)

· Emilia Attias does her fellow Argentinians proud. We hope to see more of her pampas. (latenightpictures.com)

· An inventor submits a patent for a "penile volumetric measuring device." Finally, scientists are creating something useful! (wired.com; previously spotted @ X-Rated Patents and right here)

· Details magazine discovers that there are white chicks who like black dicks. Next month: Guys who like to watch lesbians kiss each other. (men.style.com)

· The real cowboys of the real Old West enjoyed their sex. Really, what else is there to do out on the range? (enidnews.com)

· The UK unveils a sex stimulant for women that they can wear as a patch. Surprisingly, it doesn't cover their eyes so they can fantasize about Brad Pitt. (earthtimes.org)

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