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#tv
Sex And Death With "Dexter"
How is it that a show about a serial killer gives us one of the best female orgasms on American TV? We couldn't begin to guess...but we will happily watch Courtney Ford in ecstasy all day long. More » -
#websites
Beautiful Agony Turns 5
Artists and advertisers may think that they were the ones who discovered o-face erotica, but we know the true score. That distinction belongs to Beautiful Agony, a website that's about to celebrate its fifth birthday. More » -
#orgasms
"Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms" (It's Not A Myth)
When we first got our hands on "Nina Hartley's Guide to Simultaneous Orgasms," we were like: "Oh great. Nina Hartley's Guide to Finding Unicorns?" But truth be told, we were blown away by this DVD. More »
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#video
We'll Have What She's Having
This video isn't from o-face extravaganza Beautiful Agony, but it easily could be... for the first half, at least. And that first half is hot enough to make us forget about the rest. (adgabber.com) -
#orgasms
It's Like We're Praying All The Time!
We've often felt that orgasms help us to see god, but we've never actually considered starting a religion dedicated to worshiping le petit mort. However, now that we've discovered Sweden's Madonna of Orgasm Church, we're starting to reconsider that position. Think our Sunday morning masturbation sessions count as a devotional? (thelocal.se, via nerve.com; thumbnail star via Ask Jolene) -
#fakeholidays
Today is apparently International Orgasm Day, which is not to be confused with the UK's National Orgasm Day or Global Orgasm Day or Cosmic Orgasm Day. With all these orgasms going on, we're going to have to start scheduling them into our day planner. (thenaughtyamerican.com) -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: In Denial
In today's roundup of some of the hottest moments from the sex blog scene, we'll watch a few of our favorite bloggers suffer through the end stages of sexual frustration. Maybe it's not nice to perv on other folks' pain, but we just can't help ourselves.! After all, there really is something sexy about reading how hard they're aching for release. In fact, for all we know they might still be begging for those orgasms they so desperatly crave while we spend our lunch break playing ring toss with the interns in our stockroom, because our lives are just super erotic that way (not that we'd ever rub it in). Pity them if you will—but try not to enjoy their pain too much, OK? 'Cause that would be just plain wrong. More » -
#orgasms
"Barcelona Sex Project": Real People, Real Orgasms
During our time on this job, we've found that the best way to get people to talk about their sex lives is simply to ask them. (Or don't, because most of them will tell you even if you don't want to know.) But an even better way to learn about what makes folks tick sexually is to get them in front of a camera, find out what they're into ... and then maybe have them get naked and masturbate in front of you. That seems to have worked for director Erika Lust and her latest effort, "Barcelona Sex Project." Three men and three women talk about their private lives and sexual feelings and then oblige the audience with an on-camera orgasm. It's simple, it's honest, and way more interesting than any "Real World" confessional. (Watch the trailer below.) More » -
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#orgasms
G-Shoot Your Way To A Better Orgasm!
Ladies, would you be comfortable sticking a three-inch needle into your ladyparts in exchange for a lifetime (or a couple of months, anyway) of mind-blowing orgasms? One woman in Britain did just that and now she swears by the miracle powers of the "G-Shot". We guess she really does enjoy getting poked! (Sorry.) (dailymail.co.uk) -
#television
World's Greatest Porn Video Game Comes To Life
A couple weeks ago, we brought you the heartwarming tale of fake TV actor Tracey Jordan and his quest to create the ultimate porn video game. (Working title: "Gorgasm: The Legend of Dongslayer") We're happy to tell you that the dream is still alive, and the season finale of "30 Rock" brought us some crucial behind the scenes footage of the making of this animated classic. Like all good porn, convincing actors are the key and this fantasy adventure is relying on the seductive pipes of Jane Krakowski. Are her orgasms authentic enough to fool even the most hardcore gamer? Only the magical sex elves know for sure. More » -
#media
Ah, yet another Details quiz asking us to decide whether a picture is a still from a porn flick or simply lifted from some wholly unrelated pop culture phenomenon—in this case "The Hills", which is about as far from porn as you can get, certain persistent sex tape rumours notwithstanding. It never gets old, does it? (Gawker; more @ men.style.com) -
#feelinblue
Durex' Sexual Wellbeing Survey came out over two months ago, but apparently folks in Malaysia are just now figuring out that they're not having enough orgasms. Maybe their internet tubes were clogged or something? We hear that can happen if you're not getting laid enough. (durex.com + thestar.com.my) -
#science
Ignorance Is (Literally) Bliss?
Researchers say that smart girls don't have as many orgasms because they over-think everything. Or maybe dumb girls are just so happy to get laid that they don't know the difference? (thesun.co.uk) -
#sexysciencecorner
The G-Spot Is Real! Or Is It?
Italian scientists—who really don't get enough credit for the brave work they do—using a lot of nerdy things like urethrovaginal ultrasounds and biochemical markers have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the mythical Gräfenberg spot, birthplace of mindblowing female pleasure and soul-crushing male frustration, does in fact exist! Hurrah! Except ... maybe they didn't really prove anything. More » -
#thefuture
Always on the cutting edge of science and nerdery, the fantasy roleplayers at io9 point us to this story of the latest attempt at a real-life Orgasmatron—a metal box that you attach to your spine (ouch!) and triggers your best, most powerful o-face on command. Only $12,000 (ouch again!), but if it works it's totally worth its weight in lube. (latimes.com, via io9.com) -
#unusualproblems
Everyone's favorite English-language Japanese newspaper, the Mainichi Daily News, brings us the sad tale of the distressing number of men who suffer from vaginal ejaculation disorder—or "an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina." It's true. They're called virgins. (mainichi.jp) -
#video
Star Trek O-Faces: Where Lots Of Men (And Women) Have Come Before
Say what you want about the Star Trek franchise and the people who endlessly obsess over its every detail—the original show and its myriad spinoffs are some of the filthiest television to ever find its way into your family room. Don't believe us? Check out the evidence compiled in the most convincing manner imaginable—a YouTube video! The people and aliens and even androids in that world are constantly getting busy before your very eyes ... and if that's not a utopian vision of the future, we don't know what is. More » -
#asktheexperts
Best Of Sex Advice: Virgin Territory
Sometimes we get down on you guys for knowing so little about what goes on in the bedroom, but then we remember that not everyone in the world gets to have sex as often as your average pornstar. (What a bummer, huh?!) In fact, from we can tell by this week's crop of sex questions, most you have never done it at all. There's nothing wrong with that, of course—we all have to start somewhere—but we've always found that the best way to learn is by doing. Just don't go to the Jersey Shore for your education. We love the advice those Jersey Girls dish out, but judging by the questions they get each week, we're beginning to think there might be something wrong with the water down there.
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#orgasms
By the way, December 22 is Global Orgasm Day (and the winter solstice for you pagans.) Hopefully it hasn't been a year since you made your last o-face, but this one will like ... save the planet or something. So make it a good one. (globalorgasm.org, with help from Sasha Grey) -
#pornstars
Want to hear Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel fake an orgasm? Or do you want to keep believing that every girl you've ever met has been left completely satisfied? Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night. (complex.com) -
#unusualproblems
Persistent sexual arousal syndrome strikes again! This time it's in the person of Sarah Carmen who has 200 orgasms a day (!) without even trying. (!!) Hmm, think it's contagious, because we suspect that some of the interns might be coming down with something. (newsoftheworld.co.uk, via sexoteric.com) -
#blowjobs
A Stanford researcher has found that there is an "orgasm gap" on college campuses and that in most hookup scenarios college girls end up giving blowjobs without getting anything in return. No wonder so many of them end up "experimenting" during their junior year. (uwire.com) -
#orgamsums
He may look sexy, ladies, but if an actor can't even say "orgasm" what are the chances that he's going to be able to give you one? (video @ adgabber.com) -
#bookreports
Everyone loves female orgasm so how could you not love a book about loving female orgasms? We just hope there are lots of pictures. (about.com) -
#narkedaboutnookie
ZOMG! Why didn't anyone tell us it was National Orgasm Week (in the UK). Perhaps we can celebrate with them in spirit, like true allies. (thesun.co.uk, via Jezebel) -
#werenotgoingtopayalotforthisorgasm
As if the B through G spots weren't hard enough to find, now they're claiming there's an A-spot? For only$599$147$97, you can learn yet another way you're failing to satisfy your lover. (aspot-pioneer.com - thanks Cory) -
#found
Rachael Ray Really Loves Her Food
We confess that despite the continuing backlash over her anointment as America's favorite pixie sprite, we are still big fans of Rachael Ray. We also confess that it might have something to do with those sassy photos she did for FHM back in the day. (Yum-o!) However, there may be something else that helps explain our curious attraction to her, something subtle—almost subliminal—that keeps us coming back for more "30 Minute Meals" and "$40 A Day" marathons. Watch these two video montages of Rache's best Food Network moments and tell us if you notice it too ... or rather, turn up the volume and tell us if you hear anything. Just don't blame us when someone overhears it and thinks you're watching something dirty. (Or are you?) More »
