Bells on bobtails. Roasted chestnuts. A one-horse open sleigh. The Hanukkah bush. Maybe it's the irrepressibly dirty minds we here at Fleshbot cultivate, but we can't help but feel amused and more than a little excited when we think of Santa "coming down the chimney." This week's round up of steamy sex blog moments finds our authors "decorating" in the most delightfully deviant manner imaginable. Check them out and you might be ready to hang some decorations of your own.

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Sound of Silence

The sounds I make now are an abandonment of consciousness, a wail directly from my soul. They seem to last forever, although of course they don't - but an untold and unfathomable length of wailed joyous expression goes by before i am silent again, save huge, shuddering gasps of air that reinflate my lungs.

—Elegant Smut

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Sex at 2am

I slipped my hand into her sweat pants, slipping my fingers between her lips, searching and hunting for her clit. A gasp from her told me I was getting close. Running my other hand over the body, nails scrapping against her skin, I whispered in her ear how hot she made me, how much she turned me on, how much I wanted to fuck her.

—Sexuality Happens

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1980 : VIP Lounge

You gotta use what your mama gave you, so I tuck my legs under me and sit up, bringing my breasts up to eye level. For the record, even in my leotard, I have terrific tits. Let me revise that – I have good breasts, but I have terrific nipples. They're as big as the last joint of your pinkie, and persistently erect. I can hang things from them, necklaces, ribbons, ties, you name it. If it hangs, it can be hung from my nipples. They are my only trick.

—dirtygirl diaries : jodi sh. doff

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Microfantasy Monday – Role Reversal

I quickly pushed her against the wall and tangled my fingers into her soft auburn hair on either side of her head, taking her lips with my own and asserting myself against her. I could smell her, spicy with a hint of vanilla. I was already intoxicated by her and aching for more.

—Femme Fagette

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The Harem — Autumn

Mac worked his way down to her cunt, now ultimately spread open for her pleasure. Her clit was just as flushed and filled as her nipples and he knew what to do. Tonguing….up and down….back and forth…fuck this hot slut….gimme this cunt…he started tonguefucking her, throwing his face into her crotch. Autumn began grunting loudly, just as he wanted her to do. She clutched his head in her hands and began fucking his face, rapidly.

—Torchlight

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Ex Machina

I'm strapped face down to a Y shaped bench. My arms are folded together in the small of my back, my legs are spread and bent back - calves strapped to thighs. He's wrapping me in plastic. I can hear the peel and coil of the wrap, the slight tackiness of it as it folds around my limbs. I'm still hooded, breathing through a tube and sometimes the air stops, rubber inflating and deflating uselessly, enough to bring me part way to a panic. Then released. After a short while, I'm done. Bagged and tagged.

—Post Modern Sleaze »

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· Thumbnail star: Anna S (hegre.tumblr.com)
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Tonight's the first night of Chanukah, and as Members of the Tribe everywhere know, it's not a Jewish holiday unless you're eating something. Latkes, doughnuts, pussy—as long as it's covered in oil, we'd like to eat it, please. Madeline's rounded up some of the sexiest stories on the Interwebs for your reading pleasure: from miraculous orgasms to forceful shtupping, we applaud these bloggers for their, erm, holiday spirit.

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project orgasm

there's a... clicking.
a spasm between my legs.
my hips and shoulders both lift inward and then extend outward
my whole body,
contracting
relaxing
contracting
relaxing.
my brain is the ignition, and my cunt is the engine...
but my whole body goes for the ride.

—Persephone in Love

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Blown Away

I'm not making a move, I told him I wouldn't make the first move... He moves closer to me. His hand brushes my cheek, goes through my hair and he's pulling me into a kiss. I just want to get lost in this real first kiss. We come up for air after a minute or two... wow, what a kiss.

I'm convinced now.

—a girl's gotta have options

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The Little Things...

Although of course, I don't get to be in control. It wasn't long before he had his fingers entangled in my hair, and was forcing his thick cock into my throat. Making me choke and splutter; pulling me away to let me breathe, his hand stroking where mine had just left. Me opening my mouth, desperate for more, closing my eyes as his cock slipped in between my lips once more. Loving the taste of him, the feel of his hard cock in my mouth, against my tongue, loving the sound he made when I flickered my tongue against him.

—More Sex, Chocolate and Red Lipstick

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This Night...

I smile a small smile.

A smile more intention than expression.

She knows what's coming, though not when or how...

—Conning Devil

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Taking You as I Please

Open your thighs.

I want them wider.
Open them wider.
Show yourself to me.
Show me your cunt.

—Dirtyboy's Dirty Thoughts

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Hurt Me...Hurt Me Please?

Push your knee up between my thighs prying them apart.
As your knee drops, push my feet apart with your own.
Stand there firmly planted between my spread legs.
Listen to my moans, sighs and gasps of excitement.

—The Pink Poppet

******

· Thumbnail Star: Malloy Martin (www.malloymartin.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

But still, good for Starz for keeping it real with the orgasms. We ought to start keeping count of how many times they broadcast orgasms—separating male and female orgasms, for statistical purposes— and compare them to other channels. There's a lot of coitus interruptus and blue balls going around these days. (We're looking at you, Showtime.)

· "Crash" (starz.com)
· Jenny Mollen :: Crashs02e11 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

We're not 100% sure, but it looks like her man was using a Wallbangers Double Penetration Vibrator. So if you feel like playing along at home, you can... play along at home, we guess.

· "Crash" (2008) (imdb.com)
· Ellen Woglom & Tania Raymonde :: Crashs02e10 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Smart sex bloggers know to save a few tricks and treats for the long dark days after Halloween. Read along as they give us our favorite candy in the form of playful teasing, pounding sex toys and submissive kneeling. And while a long slow session of oral sex is most certainly a treat, we're curious: Is orgasm denial also a treat, or is it a trick?

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Fighting The Good Fight

I continued to fight Him. My head was flipping from one direction to the other, my lips still pressed tightly together. As He tried to force His cock into my mouth, I continued to refuse Him. However, it soon became clear that I would not be able to get away from Him. He was too much larger than me and much stronger I was. He guided His cock towards my mouth and I relented, opening my mouth to accept it.

—Oh My God, That Britni's Shameless

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Everything a Big, Bad Wolf Could Want

She had gathered up the bread and biscuits for Grandmother, tucking them neatly back into the basket before finding the path once more. She couldn't get his thick, hard cock out of her mind. She wanted more of it. She wanted him to pull her curls once more and make her heart beat faster in her chest. She felt slippery and moist, ready and not at the same time.

—The Coquitten

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One of the greats

And I was getting it from the right place. Joan's pace increased ever so slightly. Her head was still incredibly steady. Up and down. Wet. Make sure that the insides of your cheeks and tongue provide friction on his cock. Stay on the same rhythm. Wetter. Don't look up. Remember to breathe.

—Glimpses Of Dave

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A Post From Anon

I was your property and you determine where, how, and with whom I play. I felt a familiar swelling below the sheets as the reality sank in. I reached to touch your cock and withdrew my hand, it was not mine to touch any more, it was yours… you even controlled how and if I can use my body.

—Heart Full of Black

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Cock as a Gag

He flipped me over after telling me He was gonna fuck His little whore. He buried my face down and rose my ass up toward His cock and jammed His cock into my cunt, complimenting my wetness from being so turned on by getting beaten. He handed me the Hitachi with a new attachment and ordered me to get it on my clit and keep it pressed there and not let it move until He said.

—Cavern of the Beast

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Light

I'm on my knees in front of him and looking up. There is dim light streaming in the windows. I'd like to think it is the moon but it is most likely the sub-division street lights casting this cool tint on the moment. Regardless of the source, he looks painfully hot. I can feel myself get wetter as I slide my mouth over his cock and crane my neck to catch his expression.

—Ellie Lumpesse: A Pretentious Pervert

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· Thumbnail stars: Sweet Yurizan and Louisa Lanewood (incrediblecontent.com)
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This weekend, kids are trick-or-treating, and parents are shouting "just take one." Well, aren't you glad you're all grown up, because this week, Madeline's gathered the best tricks and treats from some favorite blogosphere haunts, piled them into a basket and left them all on the doorstep for you, with a friendly note: Take as many as you like, and Happy Halloween.

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A Glorious Fuck

I came 4 times.
Twice from fucking.
I don't cum from fucking.

—Submission & Metaphor

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The One Where I'm a Tad Distracted

My mouth is watering at the thought of giving a long, drawn out blowjob. It makes me squirm in my desk chair when I'm doing my work to think of being bent over and spanked hard whilst being fucked from behind. Of having a cock in my hand, in my mouth, in my cunt….

—More Sex, Chocolate & Red Lipstick

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cum on me

You slow stroke down then bring it all back and in a hot flash, it streaks across my body, from belly button to chin. I love it, I can't help but rub it all over me when you spray it across my belly and tits like this. That first splat of heat as it lands onto my sweaty from fuck body feels so good, like a job well done.

—Library Vixen

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Nothin' Good on TV

I pulled myself up onto the bed next to her and flopped on my back. I was hard from it all. She rolled over against me and put her hand on my chest.
"Fuck. I never get off from that. Damn."
"You liked it?" I said.
"Fuck yeah."
"Good," I said.

—Crack the Whip

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Redux

Well, what did you expect? You were on the other end of the line, cock in hand, thinking about my lips wrapped around your thick shaft. I wanted to be there, to watch and experience all of you, to taste you myself. I was hot and bothered and filled with the desire to make you come for me…

—Naughty Secretary

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In the Closet

We fucked furiously, both of us sexually charged with the scene that had just played out in the closet. When he came, it was hot and sticky and messy.

We lay next to each other only for moments before he instructed me to take off the panties. I hesitantly removed my underwear knowing what was coming.

—Memoirs of a MILF

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Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

If we could we'd blow off work and spend all day having as many orgasms as we could before passing out. We'd nap a bit them keep right on going. Sounds enticing, doesn't it? Our favorite sex-bloggers spent this past week trying for the new world record in orgasms whether by intercourse, oral or fingers. We doff our hats in appreciation of their efforts.

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Call Me

My cock was stiffening, pulsing, throbbing at the sound of her voice. I undid her belt and pulled down her pants, imagining her doing the same to me. Our mouths pressed together, our tongues exploring, I pushed her down on the cushions, towering over her, massive purple erection in my hands.

I could see, in my mind, her pink cunt, lips spread open, juice dribbling down her slit, so hungry for me.

—la petite mort

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fingerprints on her skin

gripping Lola at her base
against the harness
so that the hard ring of my finger & thumb & knuckles
added pressure to my thrusts
against her red clit, red perineum, her shiny red anus

watching my thrusts
enjoying her moans at the tips of my fingers
contemplating

—tongue-tied blue

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Not Another Fuck

Then we were on the floor, soft towels hardly protection against the cold tiles, pressed against a door that slipped open, or the side of the bathtub, minds and lips racing until he suggested his toy. I was not in the mind to say no, and when he came back with it, I slipped a greased finger up his ass, surprised at how easy it was, how natural it felt to feel him wrap around me. His moans, the ecstasy of hearing them was a delight of its own.

—you fucked the suburbs out of me

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Lessons Learned (1/2)

His long legs are draped loosely over your shoulders as you try and push into him, but you can't get enough leverage. If you could just actually raise yourself up a little… but then you'd be on your feet, and how uncomfortable would that be? Still, the impulse to get on your feet and fuck him with your whole body is almost instinctive.

(More than anything else, you wish you could feel; not just because it would make everything so much hotter, but because you want to be able to tell what the hell is going on down there.)

—The Best Sex Bloggers

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Shattered

I climbed onto the sheets and lay down. My cock was hard and it flopped back onto my stomach, leaving a spray of precum where it landed. The phone was beside me; the bottle of lotion was nestled in a towel.

—Unbroken

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Watching Suze Cum

The aroma of her pussy didn't take long to perfume the air around us. We were both so turned on by the thought of what we were indulging in. Watching her fingers diving sliding around in the increasingly wet valley between her legs, body contorting in a slow motion ballet. Small movements at first as the sensations rippled through her body, but as she became more immersed in her pleasure she contorted on the bed.

—AlexSuze

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· Thumbnail star: Natalie (nubiles.net)
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The DIY video site (brought to you by the same people as I Shot Myself and I Feel Myself) has been growing steady over the years, and now boasts over 1500 faces. To celebrate their success, they've given us an exclusive first look at stills from a few of their newest sets. Enjoy them responsibly (and if they happen to inspire you to make some art of your own, well—we hear Beautiful Agony is always looking for new models).

Beautiful Agony (beautifulagony.com)
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Yes, while others were presenting on India's future and the mathematics of war (and—sigh—spreading misinformation about porn), Mary took it upon herself to school her colleagues in the science of orgasm. Her talk just got put up on TED's website—and trust us, we're pretty sure it was the highlight of the whole shebang. Check it out below (though, fair warning, it's about 20 minutes).

· Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm (ted.com, via Violet Blue)
· Q&A with Mary Roach: Revealing the science of sex (blog.ted.com)

Cutting edge vodka company Three Olives is making o-faces the center point of their new campaign—and, even better, they want to see your o-face! Isn't it clever? Cause, like, "olives" begins with an o, and so does orgasm... what will these witty ad people think of next?

Vodka Firm Ferrets Out Nation's Best O-Face (adrants.com)
Vodka Firm Ferrets Out Nation's Best O-Face (adrants.com)
Vodka Firm Ferrets Out Nation's Best O-Face (adrants.com)
Vodka Firm Ferrets Out Nation's Best O-Face (adrants.com)

Join Madeline Glass in our own Olympic Village after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Madeline Glass

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Preview of what is about to “cum”

Feeling his energy, desire and passion for her. Suddenly her cries give it away and she starts to climax and then it HITS her..oh my fucking god..an ORGASM.

- Want You To Want Me

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Her Spinning Fingers

Your clit amazes me. It's round, like a pebble, and I love feeling it between my lips as I suck on it slowly, gently. I love the scent of your skin, the warmth of you as I taste you. And I really miss feeling you against me as I start to take you, slide the tip of my cock into you. I love to fuck you, babe."

"Tell me that again," she asked. She was breathless. She had started to jill herself.

- Urban Roguery

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Forced Shave

I took my time shaving her, enjoying it. I was sure to get her completely smooth, and if that meant I had to run my hands all over her pussy repeatedly so much the better. When I finally got done I used a wash cloth to clean off any stray bits of shaving cream. I then did a final check with my tongue, licking across her labia and up around her slit. She started struggling again now that the razor was out of the picture, but there was nothing she could do as I ran my tongue all over her pussy, inside and out.

- Sex.Life.Blog

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All in the SERVING?

I then used a phrase that he often uses on me:
Ten or twenty?
He groaned and replied:
Fifty.
I’ll smack, you count.

-Sulpicia past/future

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The Best Part of Waking Up

Pianti still slept but was beginning to stir. The blanket slipped away from her, so I began rubbing her back, thighs and butt. I had no ulterior motives, just feeling a little skin hungry. When Pianti got up, I thought she was starting her day but she surprised me by getting back into bed sans panties and rolling into me.

- Wanton Maleness

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Whenever We’re Apart

I can't wait another second, and I pull away abruptly. You make a noise of protest, but by then my lips are wrapped around you, sliding to the base of your cock, and for a moment, you look like a man in pain.

- Thursday’s Child

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Playing With Old Friends V

I saw her slowly and carefully manuever the head to her opening, posing still as she became accustomed to the huge head entering her, his hands reaching forward to her waist on either side. He leaned back just a bit for balance, and began to pull her down on his cock, her eyes opening wider still, her breath escaping from her mouth along with a wordless moan which continued on and on until she reached the base.

- Swordfish Suite

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Thumbnail: Annie Cruz' Squirting Olympics (TGP/preview gallery @ fuckingmachines.com, via Ask Jolene)

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We know that's a lot to digest. So while you're recovering from the shock of those revelations, we invite you to celebrate National Orgasm Day in a more traditional fashion: by watching some instructional videos about female orgasm. It may be a fake holiday—and a foreign one at that—but there's no reason we shouldn't celebrate it as well. Clips after the jump.

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mega orgasm (haporn.com)

Orgasm School (redtube.com)

Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To The G-Spot

Personal Touch: Exploring the "O"

· 2008 Orgasm Survey (orgasmsurvey.co.uk; press release here)
· Thumbnail from "I Make It Rain"

See also:
• G-Shoot Your Way To A Better Orgasm!
• Desiree Cousteau In "Randy The Electric Lady": The Original Orgasm Addict?
• National Masturbation Month Isn't Doing It Alone
• The G-Spot Is Real! Or Is It?

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· Dark Room Sex Game (itu.dk)

Don't deny AlwaysArousedGirl what she's got coming to her after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Don't Fucking Cum

"Make me cum. Don't stop until you make me cum."

Sweat beaded his forehead, and as for me, I was incoherent, murmuring demands as we played deeper into taboo. It was the purest form of teasing. Every five seconds now. I was so close, so close I began clawing at his back, willing him to stay inside and thrust against my clit until I could shake out hard spasms around his cock.

On top of the sheets with the light on and your mom watching -

- Zoe Has Sex

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Too Darn Hot

There, our bodies together, I ground my hips slowly against her, using her favorite stroke to bring her pleasure, before moving to faster, straighter strokes to satisfy my own desires. My own moans peaked into a grunt as I started to come inside of her, and I silently shivered on top as I spurted into her over and over, and she cooed happily at the sensation of my orgasm inside her.
Too darn hot, my ass.

- At Longing's End

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Irish Bitch

I saw my face red and bruised. She pressed the sole of the boot against my cheek, and ground it in forcefully while I watched.

"I want you to tell me something bitch," she demanded. "I want you to look at yourself very, very closely and tell me if you have ever, ever in your life, looked as beautiful as you do right now."

As I started to answer, I came again. There was no genital contact; I simply came. "Never," I howled, "oh Jesus fuck I'm coming…oh God, Jesus, never, never!"

- Stations of the Cross

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Risqué Abstracts #30

I can almost feel you … a crescendo of come, splashing over my cunt, down my thighs. I want to see your eyes close with pleasure, hear you gasp and cry out.

~I'd love to come over your body; watch you stirring your fingers through my come, smoothing it into your skin.

I love that. Is your heart beating faster?

~You know it is. Is yours?

It's pounding. As is my cunt.

- Home

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fucking someone before midnight

I pulled his boxers off, and looked at what was before me. He was cut, which was how I like it and around 7 and a half inches. Ever so slowly I licked up his hard dick, teasing him. I knew he wanted me to do more, but I enjoyed depriving him for a few seconds longer. I licked the around the head, circling it with my tongue. I could hear him gasping, and I put him out of his misery. I opened my mouth, and let in his cock. It slid down my throat, and as it did I let my tongue caress the sensitive underside. I stayed at the base for a minute, and then unleashed the raw energy I had wanted to let out for hours. I bobbed up and down ferociously, sucking hard. I grabbed his tight ass, and pulled it up towards me, elongating his thrusts.

- Diary of a gay dad

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First fantasy

He pushed another pillow under her bottom and looked at her.

"Rub".

She knew He meant rub His cunt. She pushed her fingers down between her legs and slid two fingers into her hole, pushing them in and out, her eyes meeting His, her bottom lifting and her legs parting further. Once her legs part wider she knows she cannot ever pull them back. They were not as wide as they could be, but they were wide.

- EJK's slave

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See also: Sugasm #136: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Real Orgasms (TGP/preview gallery @ gallys.realitykings.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

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· "Randy" (1980) aka "Randy The Electric Lady" (imdb.com)
· Desiree Cousteau DVDs @ Adult DVD Empire (adultdvdempire.com)
· "The Orgasm That Blew Up A Computer [Very NSFW]" (io9.com)