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#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: A Few Treats Left
If you dig deep you just might find one last luscious piece of candy. Check out this week's best of sex blog treats with AlwaysArousedGirl right after the jump. More » -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: The Big O
All that bumping and grinding leads to a fabulous payoff: orgasm. Listen in with AlwaysArousedGirl on this week's best sex-bloggers as they come and come again, just after the jump. More » -
#websites
Beautiful Agony Turns 5
Artists and advertisers may think that they were the ones who discovered o-face erotica, but we know the true score. That distinction belongs to Beautiful Agony, a website that's about to celebrate its fifth birthday. More » -
#advertising
Virgin Media Harnesses The Power Of Female Orgasm
Remember Meg Ryan's infamous orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally"? (How could you forget?) Well, imagine that times fifty...and you've pretty much got Virgin Media's latest ad spot for their 50 "Meg" broadband service. (Get it?) -
#hype
Three Olives Vodka Wants To See Your Best O-Face
We were fairly certain that by this point, pretty much everyone had gotten the message that "o-face" jokes are played out and boring (well, everyone except Details). Apparently we were being too optimistic. More »
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#video
National Orgasm Day: The Only Fake Holiday That Really Matters
Over in the UK, someone has decided that today is National Orgasm Day—yes, already! Though it's about as legit a holiday as National Cheesecake Day, it does have one thing going for it: a fancy press release chock full of findings from the 2008 Orgasm Survey, which we're told is the UK's biggest and most comprehensive female orgasm survey ever. It seems the study has even uncovered some groundbreaking and sort of shocking information, such as: women have g-spots! And they don't always have orgasms during sex! And exercising those PC muscles really does help with orgasm! More » -
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Desiree Cousteau In "Randy The Electric Lady": The Original Orgasm Addict?
We've been huge fans of porn legend Desiree Cousteau and her appearance as the hapless victim of evil orgasmic research in 1980's "Randy The Electric Lady" ever since ... uh, yesterday when our diode-twiddling colleagues at io9 rescued her from porn obscurity and bought her to our attention. (Hey, can we help it if we were still getting hooked on phonics when the movie was originally released?) In this bonus excerpt from the film, watch in amazement as Desiree-as-Randy is subject to the relentless probings of a proto-FuckingMachine-like device while the divine Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson cackles maniacally in the background. It's almost enough for us to track down the torrent file ourselves for the unavailable-on-DVD movie so we can see how the whole thing turns out! (Unless someone out there has a Betamax copy they'd like to lend us?) More »
