Fleshbot: straight, obvious

Last week we learned that "Zack and Miri...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:30:00 EDT

Last week we learned that "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" star Seth Rogan likes porn... now it seems that writer/director Kevin Smith does as well. We are shocked, absolutely shocked. What will they tell us next? Fleshbot readers like watching Stoya get rammed? (xcritic.com)

Hustler Does Sarah Palin

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:05:00 EDT

In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, Hustler Video has announced plans to release a Sarah Palin-themed porn flick—yes, the one they were trying to cast via Craigslist a few weeks ago. Of course, the real question is whether or not this epic could possibly top "The Eliot Splitz-her Story". We're guessing the answer is no, but we're sure it'll be something to see anyway. Or at least something. (avn.com)

This Is So Totally Not The "Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape"

Jonnobot — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:55:26 EDT

Vintage 8mm reels purporting to show Marilyn Monroe in various states of sexual congress have been the subject of fevered speculation for years now, and while someday a clip might surface that offers incontestable proof that Norma Jean Baker did indeed wind up on a casting couch or two on her way to Hollywood superstardom we can definitely tell you that this ain't it. What it is, however, is a fun little faux-vintage clip of some chick in a blonde Marilyn-style wig giving some lucky headless gent a very enthusiastic blowjob—and a possibly brilliant marketing ploy on the part of a fledgling UK-based video sharing site to get us to link to them again. (And what do you know? It worked!) So we guess it's not a total loss, right? Clip of the alleged MM sex movie (since we all know there weren't such things as sex tapes when Marilyn was alive) after the jump.

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• "Is this the REAL Marilyn Monrow Sex Tape???" (watchme.com)

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Previously: (Maybe) Marilyn Monroe: The Other Sex Movie, A Hoax, You Say?

Doctors say that for many sex addicts, hiding...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:25:29 EDT

Doctors say that for many sex addicts, hiding their addiction is part of the thrill. The other part of the thrill? Having all the sex. (abcnews.go.com)

Now that everyone from Keeley Hazell to...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:00:19 EDT

Now that everyone from Keeley Hazell to Verne Troyer has starred in their very own sex tape, you're probably feeling the urge to go out and create your own. Thanks to these top ten tips from noted sexperts Em and Lo, that task just got a whole lot easier—especially if you still haven't learned anything from all those other how-to guides we've pointed you to. One thing they forgot to mention: if you upload your homemade sex tape to the internet, everyone will see it, including your mom. Happy filming!(dailybedpost.com, thumb from sellyoursextape.com)

We were okay with "Not The Bradys XXX,"...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:10:47 EDT

We were okay with "Not The Bradys XXX," and even "This Ain't The Munsters XXX" — but srsly, "Not Mr. Rogers XXX Neighborhood"? Every time you think there are no more lines to be crossed, porn finds a way. (avn.com)

Coming on the heels of "Not The Bradys XXX"...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:30:13 EDT

Coming on the heels of "Not The Bradys XXX" and "Not Bewitched XXX": "This Ain't The Munsters XXX." Herman and Lily get it on in a cemetery, Eddie loses his virginity to two girls ... and we don't even want to know what happens with Grandpa Munster. Still, you totally saw this coming, so don't look so surprised. (pr-inside.com)

Wait ... so even after what we were told...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:50:52 EDT

Wait ... so even after what we were told yesterday, now they're saying that the Jimi Hendrix sex tape is a big old fake? We are shocked! What are you going to tell us next—that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape isn't real either? (uk.reuters.com)

Artist Lynn Hershman Leeson's "Found Objects"...

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:29:25 EDT

Artist Lynn Hershman Leeson's "Found Objects" exhibition in New York City uses—surprise!—hyperrealistic sex dolls to "examine issues of projected fantasies and the mythology of artificial women". And here we were thinking all they were good for was dressing up in costumes and making documentaries about ... doesn't anyone actually have sex with these things anymore? (thelmagazine.com; more @ bitforms.com - via Gawker)

In news that should surprise no one, it...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:42:20 EDT

In news that should surprise no one, it turns out that people who work from home go to twice as many porn sites as people with boring old office jobs. And people who work for Fleshbot ... well, we had to leave ourselves out of that particular research sample, else the results would have been really skewed. (techradar.com)

This just in: People like TV shows that...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:11:53 EDT

This just in: People like TV shows that are full of sex (though that still doesn't explain the inexplicable popularity of "Dancing With The Stars", the occasional nipple slip notwithstanding.) We also hear they like having orgasms of their own and looking at boobs ... stay tuned for more details! (theaustraliannews.com.au; thumbnail via)

Sex-themed filler stories in mainstream...

Jonnobot — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:08:28 EDT

Sex-themed filler stories in mainstream media reached new heights in inanity this week as WebMD published a list of the top ten reasons why you should have sex tonight, as if anyone really needed any. Then again, our pelvic floor muscles are feeling a little flabby lately, so maybe it was worth the reminder. (cbsnews.com)

Internet sleuths have tracked down the video...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:44:46 EDT

Internet sleuths have tracked down the video where that alleged Lindsay Lohan blowjob picture comes from and it's just as we suspected: about four seconds of grainy low-resolution footage of someone you can't identify giving some dude a blowjob. Also, if you listen closely to the garbled audio we believe you can hear a voice saying "Britney Spears is poor." Developing! MORE >>

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· Video (xtube.com, via theblemish.com)

Breaking news from the AP: Spitzer case...

Jonnobot — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:29:30 EDT

Breaking news from the AP: Spitzer case shows the world that even prostitution has gone digital! Wait — so does that mean we don't have to keep lurking around those dumspters to get our five dollar mid-afternoon hummer every day? Why didn't anyone tell us this sooner? (ap.google.com; thumbnail via the inestimable bigdoggie.net)

A new book by three prominent Australia...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:01:00 EST

A new book by three prominent Australia cultural critics claims that an increasing number of women are interested in porn. Of course, we've been saying that for years now ... but it's in a book, so it must be true! (news.com.au; order "The Porn Report" here)

We've long held that pornography is the mother...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:41:50 EST

We've long held that pornography is the mother of invention (wasn't that the whole idea behind last year's Arse Elektronika meetup?), but it seems that some folks in mainstream media are just figuring that out now. Yes, it's true: you can thank dirty minded folk like us for YouTube, Second Life, and the iTunes video store ... oh, and for all that porn you've been fapping over all these years too. (columbiatribune.com)

Apparently, some people use Flickr not just...

Jonnobot — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:29:44 EST

Apparently, some people use Flickr not just to share photos ... but to try to get laid too! (Note, however, that this seems to work only if you are a woman, or at least say you are.) And here we were thinking that all those people who keep inviting us to trade pictures of our ex-girlfriends just wanted to, like, critique our exposure or something! (blogto.com)

Join in the hi-larity as the lads at Cracked...

Jonnobot — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:43:12 EST

Join in the hi-larity as the lads at Cracked chuckle over the 15 Most Sexually Unappealing Porn Titles Of All Time. We think they may be missing the point of "Crack Whores Of The Tenderloin", though it's nice to know that we're not the only ones who have been confused by the allure of "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes" this whole time. (cracked.com - thanks Blakeley)

A new study from the Center for the Completely...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:10:17 EST

A new study from the Center for the Completely Obvious shows that hip college students are much more accepting of porn than their square parents. We are so down with that radical stuff, man, because we are totally young and hip too, bro! (avn.com, groovy college chick via playboy.com)

You Saw It Coming: "Paris And Nicole Go To Jail"

Fleshbot — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 14:50:33 EDT

The whole opportunistic celebrity-based porn parody shame spiral continues this week with Venom Digital's anouncement that they will release "Paris & Nicole Go to Jail" next month ... in HD, no less! No word on a street date or anything by way of a preview aside from a press quote explaining that the DVD will show how the leads (neither of whom look very much like their felonious namesakes) "find that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, the inmates, things of that nature". But you knew all that already.

· "Venom Unveils Paris & Nicole Go to Jail" (AVN)

Previously: Jenna Haze In "Celebusluts", Movies We Know Will Suck Dept.: "Lindsay HoHand", Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: J-Ho Didn't Chop Down a Cherry Tree, Either