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The Holiday Party By Which To Judge All Others

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

For this holiday season, we had a lovely party at a fancy restaurant with tons of food and drink and good vibes. Still, there was a severe lack of naked British girls mingling with us writers.

It's probably our own fault. If we had just invited Alice Goodwin and her friends from Nuts, we could've have the perfect party. Oh well, maybe next year!

· Alice Goodwin's Christmas Party (boobieblog.com)

Rosie Jones, Further Topless Testing

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Did you know that Rosie Jones can take her top off while hula hooping? Gorgeous tits aside, that is really damn impressive. We can't hula hoop, period.

Really, Nuts: do you need to ask if something is better topless? Not that we don't enjoy Rosie's experiments, we just think you've concluded that things are generally better when tops are taken out of the equation.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Staying Fit, The Rosie Jones Way!

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Hey, ladies! Do you love staying fit, but find push-ups too difficult to do? No worries! With this handy guide by Rosie Jones, you'll be the envy of all the jocks at the gym!

Step 1: Attempt push-up.
Step 2: If push-up is too hard, flash them boobies.
Step 3: Repeat step one.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

It's A Very Lucy Pinder Christmas

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

Pour yourself a nice glass of eggnog and start cranking the holiday tunes: Lucy Pinder has declared an official start to the Christmas season...and who are we to argue with Lucy Pinder?

· Lucy PInder in Nuts (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard In Nuts' "Naughty Issue"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Really, Nuts: is a "Naughty Issue" necessary? It's not as if all the other issues were about tea parties and volunteer work with the elderly. (Not that we're complaining!)

Nonetheless, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, and a slew of other Brit babes do their best to behave badly with their boobs out, and talk about all the dirty, wicked sexual acts they've engaged in. Scandalous!

· Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard Are Like Damn (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Oh, That We Might Be A Jewel On Emma Frain's Chest

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

No one would ever notice us because we'd live next to an amazing pair of breasts.

And we can't forget about Kitty Lea (really, it's impossible). Together, they make us wish strange things. We'd like to be that necklace, that chair, that photographer... We're even willing to be the Behind-the-Scenes footage person who makes these videos. It's a proximity thing.

· Kitty Lea and Emma Frain Topless Video (boobieblog.com)

Nuts Gives Us An Early Christmas Present: Peta Todd

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Say what you want about "goodwill" or "family" or "religion," but everyone knows the best part about Christmas is unwrapping presents.

When it just so happens that one of those presents is the voluptuous Peta Todd, then it's time to break out the camera. We know all presents should be treated equally because "it's the thought that counts," but a gal's bra size counts just as much, and hers go all the way up to 30F. Who are we to ignore such generosity?

· More photos at Sexy Peta Todd (nuts.co.uk)

Bow Down Before Your British Boob Overlords

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Nuts Magazine has gone and named the "Best Boobs of the Year" without even consulting us. And boobs are so personal, you can't just say one is the best. They've got some nerve.

Luckily, they break it down into specific categories: "Most-Ogled Boobs," "Soapy Boobs," and "Lesbo Boobs" are only a few of the Olympic arenas where breasts can compete for glory. But if you thought these choices were controversial, just imagine how much fuss there'll be when they name the Best Boobs of the Decade. Beware the Boob Riots of 2010.

· NUTS - Best boobs of the year (dailypoa.com)

Relish The Holy Union Of Lucy Pinder And Eva Wyrwal

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

Why haven't these two ever done a shoot together before? They're both better endowed than the Ivy Leagues, you'd think someone would've suggested this sooner.

We're awfully fortunate to have a magazine like Nuts put two and two (boobs) together and give us something like this. Where else can you find Eva Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder using each other's hands as (not very effective) bras?

· Lucy Pinder, Eva Wyrwal Topless for Nuts (nsfwpoa.com)

Only The Best In Breasts: Sophie Howard

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Does Sophie Howard have the best breasts in Britain? Well, they are pretty nice...but we're going to have to do a bit more, ahem, research before we declare them the best.

Can Nuts get all the rest of the ladies of Britain to take off their tops, too?

· Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

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Leah Francis Needs All The Seats On This Bus

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Because not even a double-decker can contain all of her beauty.

It seems like Nuts Magazine is really into the idea of girls gallivanting about London in the nude. First they post those pictures of Rhian Sugden topless in a taxi, and now this. What's next? Tits in the Tube? Too obvious. Busty Babes on Big Ben? Getting somewhere. Hot Tail on the EuroRail? And now we're out of jokes.

· Stripping in Public (nuts.co.uk)

It's Raining, It's Pouring, Leah Francis Is Gorgeous

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

It may not rhyme, but it's the honest truth: there is much moisture and Leah Francis is pleasing to look at.

In the interview, she notes that photo shoot would've been sexier had she whipped out some oil. Silly, Leah Francis! Oil and water don't mix. But if we could figure out a way to make it rain oil... yeah... now we're getting somewhere.

· Busty Nuts Model Leah Francis Has Great Boobs (dailypoa.com)

Guy Fawkes Night (Minus The Guys, Plus Sophie Reade)

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

Since we'll always remember the Fifth of November, we don't have any qualms about leaving the gents out of this discussion. So who's ready to gawk at Sophie Reade?

Nuts Magazine put out a shoot with "TV's Boobiest Babes," and although we're not experts on British television, we do know a good thing when we see it. We also know Sophie Reade won Big Brother, so that's something! Look at us, talking fancy about UK stuff. Enjoy the photos!

· Photos via Sophie Reade & TV's Boobiest Babes In Nuts Mag (dailypoa.com)

Care To Split A Cab With Rhian?

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

It doesn't matter where she's going. You should definitely go with her. (Chances are, you'll probably see her boobs.)

Do you think this was an actual taxi? How much would you have to pay the driver to do something like this? Probably nothing.

· Rhian's topless taxi ride (nuts.co.uk)

Imagine It, Five Ladies On Your Nuts

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

Ok, well, maybe not on your nuts, actually. Actually, Nuts Magazine will be displaying the girls. In the long run, that's probably for the better.

Personally, we can't imagine handling Eva Wyrwal, Peta Todd, Lindsey Strutt, Kitty Lea and Emily all at the same time. If you can, you should probably notify a talent agency, set-up the camera, and write out your Last Will and Testament (just in case). The rest of us can just enjoy this video.

· Five Nuts Babes get Topless (boobieblog.com)

Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women.

Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Rosie Jones: Dirty-Up On Aisle 3

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

When you think sexy, you of course think of the grocery store, right?

We're not so sure what Nuts had in mind when they took Rosie Jones to the grocer's. Regardless, any day that ends in bare breasts and a basket full of goodies is a good day to us.

Clip via Boobie Blog (boobieblog.com)

The 100 Best Busty Babes (And Their 200 Best Boobs)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Never one to do things in baby steps, Nuts has a salute to breasts that's 100 women—and 200 boobs—strong, with Lucy Pinder leading the pack of busty babes. Who has the best boobs? Click to find out.

Nuts Offers Tribute To The Best Boobs In Town

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

In a highly unforeseen move, Nuts has devoted an entire photo spread to what they're calling "utterly brilliant boobs." What will those crazy kids do next—devote a whole issue to the joys of the naked female form?

Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
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Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)

Vikki Blows Will Cure What Ails You

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Do you have a case of the Wednesdays? Boy, do we know what that's like—and do we have the cure for you. Get yourself a tall glass of water, and take a double dose of Vikki Blows.

You should be right as rain almost instantly (give or take a few minutes).

Vikki Blows (dailypoa.com)
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