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Guy Fawkes Night (Minus The Guys, Plus Sophie Reade)
Since we'll always remember the Fifth of November, we don't have any qualms about leaving the gents out of this discussion. So who's ready to gawk at Sophie Reade? More » -
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Care To Split A Cab With Rhian?
It doesn't matter where she's going. You should definitely go with her. (Chances are, you'll probably see her boobs.) More » -
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Imagine It, Five Ladies On Your Nuts
Ok, well, maybe not on your nuts, actually. Actually, Nuts Magazine will be displaying the girls. In the long run, that's probably for the better. More » -
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Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs
It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women. More » -
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Rosie Jones: Dirty-Up On Aisle 3
When you think sexy, you of course think of the grocery store, right? More » -
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The 100 Best Busty Babes (And Their 200 Best Boobs)
Never one to do things in baby steps, Nuts has a salute to breasts that's 100 women—and 200 boobs—strong, with Lucy Pinder leading the pack of busty babes. Who has the best boobs? Click to find out. -
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Nuts Offers Tribute To The Best Boobs In Town
In a highly unforeseen move, Nuts has devoted an entire photo spread to what they're calling "utterly brilliant boobs." What will those crazy kids do next—devote a whole issue to the joys of the naked female form? More » -
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Vikki Blows Will Cure What Ails You
Do you have a case of the Wednesdays? Boy, do we know what that's like—and do we have the cure for you. Get yourself a tall glass of water, and take a double dose of Vikki Blows. More » -
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Noirin Kelly: From The Big Brother House To The Nuts House
Sophie Reade's "Big Brother" victory probably didn't leave housemate Noirin Kelly wondering if a career in topless modeling might have bettered her chances at victory—but she decided to go topless in Nuts anyway. And here are the pictures. More » -
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Lucy Pinder Knows It's Not Soccer, It's Football.
Like any true Brit, Lucy Pinder will tell you she's modeling (by which we mean "barely wearing") football, not soccer jerseys. More » -
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Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes
In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other? More » -
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Nuts Takes The Babes On A Naked Vacation
Keeley Hazell may have sworn off topless sunbathing, but her former lad mag pals are still quite happy to take it off on the beach. For which we are truly grateful. More » -
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When Leah Met Emma...And Everyone Got Naked
"When Leah Met Emma" may not have the mass recognition of, say, "When Harry Met Sally," but we feel certain it's only a matter of time before the two artistic masterpieces are viewed on equal footing. More » -
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Staying Indoors With Rhian Sugden
The weather's been so nice lately, we've been really enjoying the great outdoors. In fact, we've been spending so much time outside, we almost forgot how much fun inside can be. Luckily, Rhian's more than happy to remind us. More » -
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Kitty Lea, Getting Her Kit Off
We were thinking, just the other day, how much we've missed ogling Kitty Lea's curves. Apparently they can read minds over at Nuts: today we discovered a lovely collection of sexy Kitty pictures. Just what the doctor ordered! More » -
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Eva Wyrwal, Busty Blonde Boobologist
Boobologist Eva Wyrwal (Britain's #1 big-boobed blonde—despite her Polish roots) is here to answer some pressing questions. Like, are Polish boobs the best boobs ever? And who would win in a topless fight: big-boobed blondes or big-boobed brunettes? More » -
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Rosie Jones Uses Boobs To Perform Miracle
We thought for sure that we'd never recover from seeing Sascha Baron Cohen in a lime green mankini...but apparently, Rosie Jones really does have the power to heal all. God bless that sweet, sweet girl. More » -
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Jennifer Clark And Chanelle Hayes: From Big Brother To Nuts
Ah, the life cycle of reality TV stars: brought up from obscurity and into pseudocelebrity, churned through the tabloid mill, and, finally, celebrated once more in the hallowed pages of the UK's finest lad mags (currently featuring Big Brother alumnae Jennifer Clark and Chanelle Hayes). More » -
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On Set With Rosie Jones And Kaylee Carver (And Their Boobs!)
If you're anything like us—and we're betting that you are—you spend a good portion of your day wondering what, exactly, goes on on the set of a topless photo shoot. This video promises to unlock that very sexy secret. More » -
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Polish Babe Gabrielle Busts Her Way Into The British Lad Mag Scene
Look out, Eva Wyrwal: there's a new busty Pole looking to win hearts of Nuts readers everywhere. And with her beautiful face—and 32FF boobs—she's definitely got the tools to get the job done. More » -
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They Make Showertime Oh So Fun
We always thought we preferred the dirty girls—but Nuts's collection of photos of girls in the shower is giving us a renewed appreciation for the sudsy side of life. (nuts.co.uk) -
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Big British Boobs: Is There Anything Better?
To the untrained eye, Nuts's "Big Boob Special" probably looks a lot like, well, every other photo spread in every other issue of Nuts. But we assure you, this one is different. How, you ask? More » -
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(Almost) Endless Eva Wyrwal
Because there's no such thing as too many topless pictures of Eva Wyrwal, Nuts presents "100 Pictures of Eva." For your consideration, we've pulled a handful—but it's really worth viewing the collection in full. More » -
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Gemma Must Be Gaellic For "Incredibly Beautiful Babe"
We've already fallen for Gemma Atkinson, Gemma Arterton, Gemma Massey, and Gemma Newman... we suppose there's no harm in adding one more Gemma to the list. Gemma Merna, consider yourself Crush Objected! More » -
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When Nuts Girls Run A Marathon, Everyone Wins
Someone needs to tell these girls that taking your shirt off actually makes it harder to run a marathon...unless they're trying to win by distracting their opponents with their fantastic racks. Is that even legal?
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Sammy Braddy, Or In Celebration Of Spring Break
The weather might still be pretty miserable for us here at Fleshbot, but Sammy Braddy in (just) her bikini bottom, on the beach, in the sun, has gotten us feeling pretty hot. More » -
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Abi Titmuss Returns!
It's been (gasp!) years since we last heard from the aptly named Abi Titmuss, but we're pleased to see she's back—and still in fighting form, we might add. More » -
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Meet The New Babes On The Block
The flowers are blooming here in New York, and as our thoughts turn to springtime, we can't help but think of another sort of blossoming—the development of a busty young lass into a ladmag star. More » -
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Kitty Lea Goes Back To The Basics
Kitty Lea may be having a little trouble with keeping her blog regularly updated—but at least she's been making up for it with a whole bunch of sexy nude shoots. More » -
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Twenty Facts About Jennifer Ellison (And Two Big Reasons To Care)
Nuts is back with twenty fascinating facts about Jennifer Ellison—but if you're like us, you'll only remember one: she's really, incredibly hot. More » -
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Nuts Is Feeling Nostalgic For 2007
In addition to its regular line up of boobs, boobs, and more boobs, the new issue of Nuts will come packaged with a booklet of the sexiest moments of 2007. More » -
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Meet Emma Glover, The New Boobs On The Block
Emma Glover may be new to the lad mag scene, but it seems like she's already mastered the secrets of success. Okay, maybe "looking hot topless" isn't that much of a secret. More » -
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Rosie Jones And Danielle Lloyd: Together Again For The First Time
Given the amount of ink (and other fluids) we've spilled writing about both Rosie Jones and Danielle Lloyd, it seems strange to learn that the two of them have never posed together. More » -
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We're Totally Coveting These Footballers' WAGs
A dedicated team of British scientists are currently working to track down the exact gene that gives WAGs their irresistible sex appeal. While they're doing that, we'll be doing some "research" of our own. More » -
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Busty! British! Brunette! Babes!
We're not sure where anyone got this idea that blondes have more fun, because the brunettes we know have always been the life of the party. More » -
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2009's 100 Sexiest Women (And 2009's 200 Sexiest Boobs)
It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?). More » -
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No, Really, Paris Hilton's Best Friends Can't Keep Their Clothes On
Another day, another Paris Hilton "BFF" baring her boobs. For those who've lost count: we had Corrie Loftin, Chrissie Wunna, and now Meddy Ford, who's doffed her top for the lads at Nuts. More » -
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Valentine's Day Bra Advice From Braless Girls
Need some help picking out that Valentine's Day lingerie? Kaylee and Rosie are here to help... though we're not sure we'd trust bra advice from two girls who seem way more comfortable going without. More » -
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Meet Kelly, The Newest Nuts Babe
Why hello there, Kelly Andrews. You're new here, aren't you? Well, don't worry—we'll do everything we can to make you feel right at home. (Though, come to think of it, you look pretty comfortable already...) More »





























