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more about #straight more comments → Princess Commands, Darling: Or more precisely, "girl-on-girl-on girl action." more » sam991: And yet it still looks less weird than most of the toys marketed to women. more » Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: This is without a doubt 10x more disturbing than that hump-able ottoman. more » pettiblay: I kind of want one... But then again all the porn ads on this site are just getting me horny as f*ck. Let Adam Frucci review it first. more » Guitar_Wolf: "I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You'... more » Guitar_Wolf: Is that Valentino...ew. more » Mazda Eric: I am honored to live in the same city that gave birth to Stoya! more » The New No. 2: xhamster.com FTW. more » heterophobic: YuVuTu is nice and all, but you have to pay to even do searches. When I'm in a very specific horny mood, it just doesn't work. ;-) more » FrankN.Stein: I can't wait till she gets promoted in the movies and may wear the golden uniform ;) more » otko: Oh boy I bet Eva Green in The Dreamers is fucking FABULOUS on blu-ray. If that ever hits blu-ray, I just might have to do something about it. Otherw... more » thexpert: Uh, duh? Totally idolized the severed 'head' growing up. more » bmonkey: Lux, wow, you know how to pick the models...good job more » bmonkey: Carla is a gorgeous woman; shame the bids weren't higher... more » bmonkey: This is the all-you-can-eat special, right? more » -
#dvd
Ride The Snake: "Anacondas And Lil' Mamas 4"
Best original song honors go to: "Don't be scared now, Lil' Mama/This is the Big Dick Invasion/When you see this Anaconda/You will know just what you're facing." More » -
#fleshflicks
Ava Rose Has Got Some Good Medicine
Over the years, we've looked into a whole slew of alternative medicines—accupuncture, accupressure, naturopathy, homeopathy, hypnotherapy—but we've never seen anything quite like Ava Rose's ministrations on this bedridden gentleman. More » -
#europorntoday
"Whores D'oeuvre": It's What's For Dinner
"Whores D'oeuvre" has given me a new sense of purpose: the next time I see a bondage girl wearing a leather skull hood, I'm going to come on her head. Mind the gap! More » -
#pornstars
Pirate Vs. Nurse Vs. Cheerleader: Jesse Jane Reveals Her Loyalties
Forget pirate vs. robot or zombie vs. monkey or whatever battle the kids are into these days. The real action is pirates vs. nurses vs. cheerleaders—and we had Jesse Jane reveal where her loyalties lie. More » -
#hardcore
"Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go" Sequel Hurts So Good?
Imagine if David Carradine, Quentin Tarantino, Ron Jeremy, and David Lee Roth, all on mushrooms and driving home from Burning Man in Oliver Stone's '67 Pontiac GTO Convertible Classic, decided to make a blue movie. More » -
#prophylaxis
Today in Health: Medicating Mina Meow
The gangling and pale Mina Meow is having pounding headaches, so she reports to Nurse Natali Demore's office and promptly disrobes after describing her symptoms. Demore immediately chloroforms her and sticks clamps on her buttocks. See? It's just like "Cold Comfort Farm"! More » -
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#hardcore
Nurses Gone Wild: Top Ten Nurse Sex Videos
Hot and horny nurses may be banned from Facebook, but thankfully, the ladies in white have many, many other outlets in which to go wild (including porn movies!). These doctor's aides are trained in all the healing arts; and they're knowledgeable enough to know that some times the best kind of healing is the sexual sort. Now just lie back, and let them get to work. We're sure they'll have you in tip top shape in no time at all.




