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The naysayers may still be saying that topless sunbathing is a thing of the past ... but we should have known that Sienna Miller would be waiting in the wings with her friends getting ready to bring it back into fashion. Seriously, like celebrities were going to stop taking off their tops in public? Whatever were the poor paparazzi supposed to take pictures of?
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The powers that be may have declared going topless to be so last season, but as far as we (and, apparently, the Raelians) are concerned it'll never go out of style. In a salute to the women who aren't afraid to take their tops off for their adoring public—whether they know their adoring public is looking or not—we've rounded up some of our favorite celebrity nipple sightings. Consider our way of protesting—because when famous boobs call, who can't help but listen?
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2:05 PM on Thu Aug 21 2008
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Greetings, readers from Down Under! Looking for that topless photo of Jess Origliasso that was just too hot for the Daily Telegraph to publish uncensored? You can find it right here. (Though of course we can't say for sure it's really Jess. Who knows, it might be her twin sister!) (news.com.au)
It's been a while since we noticed her in anything, quite frankly, but we'll be paying more attention to her onscreen appearances now that we hear that Mena Suvari is going topless for an upcoming flick. And unlike Angelina Jolie's latest naked scene, you can actually see something! (thesun.co.uk)
OK, so it may not be the first time we've seen Naomi Campbell's naked breasts, and we'll bet anything it won't be the last time either. But when it comes to Naomi, every time is as exciting as the first. (And we're not just saying that because we're afraid of her losing her temper if we don't.) (bild.de)
We still don't know whether or not the truth is out there—but there was definitely something out there at the "X-Files" movie premiere thanks to Bai Ling's wardrobe malfunction. Maybe they can make a sequel to the movie that examines the paranormal mystery of celebrity sideboob? Get a closer look after the jump.
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Nereida Gallardo: Former WAG, Always In Our Hearts
Nereida Gallardo may no longer be a WAG, but she still knows how to keep our attention. After taking a look through these pictures, we barely even remember her ex-boyfriend's name. Cristiano ... Cristian ... whatever. But who cares anyway? Nereida, you've still got all the assets that matter. (thesun.co.uk)
Emma Tweed Takes Off Her Top
We know the term WAG usually refers to the wives and girlfriends of sports players, but we'd like to see it expanded to refer to the wives and girlfriends of other famous men ... like actors, say, or film directors. At any rate, we need some word to help us describe these topless pictures of Emma Tweed, wife of English film director and screenwriter Michael Radford. Although come to think of it, "sexy topless woman" would probably suffice. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)
Kate Moss' Boobs Sail The Seven Seas
What is it about spending the day at sea that makes women go topless? Lately we've been treated to Portia de Rossi's nautical charms, then superWAG Maria Beatriz Anthony rocked our boats... and now professional glamourpuss Kate Moss proves that nothing helps give you your sea legs than taking off your top. We are so totally buying a yacht next year. (Click thumbnail for photo gallery.)
Celebrity Nipplewatch&trade: Jo Champa Casts Her Spell
The beloved Fug Girls take semi-celebrity Jo Champa to task for her see-through outfit at the premiere of "Meet Dave", hazarding a guess that the she really sells magic rugs for a living. ("If you buy two, you get a palm reading and a complimentary jar of medicinal leeches.") But we can't help loving a gal who does her red carpet outfit shopping in the discount bin at the Halloween store on November 1. And we're also kind of wondering what she'd wear to a the premiere of something that wasn't a family film. (gofugyourself.celebuzz.com)
Meet Maria Beatriz Anthony ... And Her Nipples
We've only recently been introduced to Maria Beatriz Anthony; apparently, she's one of those "WAGs" we've hearing so much about. But with nipples like those, the gal has easily won our heart (even if she does happen to be someone else's wife and/or girlfriend). What can we say? We're easy that way. Click thumbnail for gallery.
So what does America's most famous lesbian couple do on vacation? The same thing as the rest of us! They take a boat ride, go swimming, get topless, make out with one another. The only difference between famous lesbians and the rest of us is that when they go on vacation, the paparazzi comes with, because even one of their nipples is more important than you are. Photo gallery after the jump.
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Despite the helpful instructions in the introduction to this list of Top 10 skinny dipping topless movie scenes, we think it takes a lot more than just a perfect starry night and a couple of bottles of tequila to make all your fondest skinny dipping fantasies come true: judging from the video evidence, it doesn't hurt to have a film crew and a big wad of cash on hand either. We hear that Kate Winslet won't take her top off and run into the water for less than six figures no matter how much tequila you give her. (unibrow.uber.com)
Penny Lancaster Flashes Rod Stewart (And The Rest Of Us)
We've been dreaming of a fancy vacation—you know, one where we get to hang out on a boat somewhere off the shore of Italy, drinking wine and looking at Penny Lancaster's nipples. You know, the kind of vacation that Rod Stewart gets to take whenever he wants! Our dream vacation may still be just a dream ... but maybe these photos are the next best thing to being there, minus the wine and expense of getting to Italy. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)
Given our strict standards for topless photos, we can't really say that we've seen Miranda Kerr's boobs. But we have seen something: despite her efforts to hide her charms, one of the Victoria's Secret model's nipples still manages to peek out and say hello during her poolside vacation. (And don't forget about the sideboob!). Hey, we'd happily page through photos of Miranda Kerr simply sunning herself in a bikini anyway. Wouldn't you? Gallery after the jump.
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