Sophie Monk's Sexy Monokini Stands No Chance Against The Waves

Ah, bliss. After craving the opportunity to see Sophie Monk topless for so long, we now get to see her boobs twice in one day. If this isn't divine providence, we don't know what is. More »

A Salute To Nipples

Whether you call them pokies, fripples, or—our personal favorite—nipples, there's no denying the allure of a pair of nipples sneaking their way into view through the fabric of a shirt. More »

Jennifer Connelly's Happy...And Everybody Knows It

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...or, if you happen to be Jennifer Connelly, you can just let your nipples do the clapping talking for you. More »

Nadine Coyle's Sheer Elegance

First Cheryl Cole, now Nadine Coyle: it seems the ladies of Girls Aloud are determined to be both heard and seen. Nadine, with that sort of outfit on, there's no way we could possibly look away. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: Pretty Pretty Titties

Might as well give in to the astounding power of breasts. Come on. Everyone knows you want to. Take a peek at the titties with AlwaysArousedGirl just after the cut. More »

9021-Oh!

Thank you, 90210, for giving us new bitchy nubile drama-beset teens to lust after. Today brings us Jessica Stroup in a wet, white t-shirt and little else. So wrong, but so so right. More »

Ashley Greene's Got A Little Nipple To Show Us

Well, it's certainly the day for celebrity nipples. First Jennifer Aniston's little soldiers decided to stand up and get noticed, now "Twilight" star Ashley Greene's showing us what she's made of, too. Is anyone else planning a little show? More »

Jennifer Aniston's Nipples Are Yearning To Be Free

It seems Jennifer Aniston's nipples are tired of being hidden away while she hogs all the limelight—and they're determined to take a stand and demand more visibility. We're 100% behind their cause (anything we can do to help?) More »

Is It Cold Out There, Or Is It Just Lisa Rinna's Nipples?

Here in New York, the temperature's been climbing all week—but apparently Lisa Rinna's been spending her time somewhere a little bit chillier. Dare we even say it? It seems it's a tit bit nipply out, wherever she is... More »

They Go Together Like Nipples And Pearls

Domai (sexoteric.com)

Megan Fox Puts It All Out There

Megan Fox may not smile when she's happy—but her nipples are always there to let us know how she's really feeling. (egotastic.com)

Mariah Carey's Nipples Can't Wait For The Weekend

We don't know about you, but we'll be spending the entirety of this holiday weekend lying on the beach, topless (in our imagination, at least). It looks like Mariah Carey might have similar plans—and her nipples are so excited to get free, they're practically busting out already! More »

Jade Jagger Rings In The Summer

Is it hot in here, or did we just see Jade Jagger topless on the beach? Oh, it's the latter? Okay, then. Carry on. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Finally, A Use For All Those Chopsticks We've Been Saving

Via Acesso Restrito (acessorestrito-pm.blogspot.com)

We'll Be There With Bells On

comte de pique (comte-de-pique.deviantart.com)

Kate Moss Is Sending Us A Message... With Her Nipples

The first time we saw Kate Moss's nipples hanging out in a fashion photo, we thought it was an accident, or maybe some sort of art thing we weren't quite getting. More »

Say Hello (Again) To Foxy Brown's Nipple

Foxy Brown is no stranger to wardrobe malfunctions—but somehow, every time we see her nipples, we get all giddy again, like we're seeing them for the very first time. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Penelope Cruz's Broken, Topless Embrace

Pedro Almodovar's "Los Abrazos Rotos" (or "Broken Embraces") won't be out in the States until this November—which explains why we hadn't heard of the "four-way tale of dangerous love" until this morning. More »

Bai Ling's Nipples Are Keeping The World In Balance

We were sitting around this morning, trying to figure out why, exactly, Bai Ling can't make a public appearance without showing off her nipples—hey, it's what we're paid to do!—when suddenly it dawned on us. More »

Kelly Brook's Nipples Popped Up To Say Good Morning

We may be wishing we could crawl back into bed, but Kelly Brook's nipples are feeling perky and awake as ever—and you know what? Their enthusiasm is kinda contagious. More »

Going Gaga Over Lady Gaga's Nipple

Lady Gaga turns twenty-three today, but we think she may be a little confused about how birthdays work. See, Lady, on your birthday, we're supposed to give you a present—not the other way around! More »

Breathless

Elena Suchkova, via sex (not sex) (sexnotsex.tumblr.com)

It's Heatin' Up For Michelle Heaton

We don't know if "Big Brother" was watching UK reality star Michelle Heaton when she had this wardrobe malfunction—but if he wasn't, we saved him some pictures to relive the moment. More »

Two American Classics: Denim And Breasts

Morgan Dubled, via nightmare brunette (nightmarebrunette.tumblr.com)

Kate Moss's Nipples Are Yearning To Be Free

You give a nipple an inch, and it'll take a mile. Kate Moss was nice enough to show off her nipples in a few magazine shoots—but that just gave them a taste for freedom. More »

Nicole Scherzinger Gives Us Another Glimpse

Since there was some debate over whether this photo actually revealed Nicole Scherzinger's areola, we've tracked down a second photo to give you some cross referencing material. More »

Kate Moss's Nipples Continue To Conquer The Mainstream Media

Well, New York wasn't the only place Kate Moss showed her nipples this month... and Daisy Lowe wasn't the only one giving i-D some boobtastic love. Is there something in the water this month? More »

Rhapsody In White T-Shirt

Photo by Dan West (sublime-nudes.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

Nipples Go With Everything

Vice (viceland.com)

More Is More: Big, Beautiful Areolas

In our ongoing effort to take our readers on a tour of wide, wide world of nipples, we'd like to dedicate today to the study of big nipples—or, to be more specific, big areolas. More »

Marisa Miller Peels Back The Bikini Top

Seeing Marisa Miller in a swimsuit is old news. Seeing Marisa Miller in a swimsuit with the top off? Well, that's something worth writing home about. (thesun.co.uk)

Lily Allen Triples Our Pleasure With Some Topless Sunbathing

Will we ever get tired of seeing Lily Allen topless? Probably not: after all, topless Lily Allen contains 50% more nipplage than any other starlet. More »

You Should See How We Decorate Our Tree

Via Fluffy Lychees (fluffylychees.blogspot.com)

Peek-A-Boo

Photo by Curtis Joe Walker (curtisjoewalker.com)

Why Hello There, Rocio Rodriguez

We know the magazine is called Interviu and all, so we're trying to pay attention to Rocio Rodriguez's insightful thoughts, but there's just something that keeps poking up and distracting us. More »

Marisa Tomei Goes Topless Again

A year ago, we were sighing over Marisa Tomei's topless scene in "Before The Devil Knows You're Dead." We weren't the only ones who enjoyed the experience: Marisa appears nude in her latest movie, too. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Courtney Cummz

Courtney Cummz won our heart with her delightful personality and her sweet face, but she didn’t stop there. Her trim body, fine ass, and pierced nipples are a delight to look at, especially when she’s getting railed silly by some lucky bastard. But Courtney’s even more - if you can believe it - than a pretty face and a perfect round ass and a pair of perky pierced nipples.

Jennifer Aniston Gets (Us) All Wet

We're not normally ones to get excited about shots where you can supposedly see a girl's boobs through her shirt (sorry, "pokies" are not the same thing as actual nipples), but we'll make an exception for this wet t-shirt shot from Jennifer Aniston's 2009 calendar. Because, um, it's Jennifer Aniston. And you can totally see her boobs! More »

Chuck Palahniuk And Carlos Batts: Teaming Up To Bring You Boobs

What do you get when you team up the photo skills of Carlos Batt with the literary prowess of Chuck Palahniuk? Why, only the greatest book cover ever (for a book that's pretty awesome, too). It seems "Snuff" is getting the Batts treatment (and we have to admit we're kinda jealous.) The cover shot comes in both censored and nippletastic versions—click through for the nipplage. More »