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"Nymphetamine 4" Exposes Michael Ninn For A Pusher

DCypher — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:15:00 EDT

Nymphetamine: it's the equivalent of street crack. Only it's legal teen lesbian crack, and it's everywhere you look, especially during summer.

Girl addiction. It strikes one in every four Americans every day, maybe more, and the effects can be devastating. Loss of ability to focus coupled with feelings of intense euphoria, mumbling, risk taking behaviors, and possibly dehydration are all side effects of this debilitating disease—and there's no known cure. Further adding to the daunting condition are the statistics on recidivism rates, which are off the charts.

Michael Ninn has perfected a special blend of this powerful class 69 narcotic for his fourth and most lethal dose, blending the sizzling pink cooze of Tori Black, Nikki Kane, Stephanie Cane, Dylan Riley, Missy Stone, Mia Lina, Eden Adams, Lux Kassidy, Capri, and Kylee Reece.

The results are so powerful that Obama himself has purportedly assigned a special task force Lesbian Porn Drug Czar to investigate Ninn and his cartel, referring to Porn Valley as the new Medellín and Ninn himself as this centuries Pablo Escobar, owing not only to his ruthless takeover pushing addictive substances but also to his ability to continually stay one step ahead of enemies and haters by perpetually reinventing himself with the same exact product.

"Nymphetamine 4" hits streets, and the DEA's watch list, this summer. The results could be worse than Frank's Lucas and his Blue Magic, especially in blighted neighborhoods most affected by the recession. Check out the free sample baggie he palmed us, then witness the trailer.

"Nymphetamine 4" (celluloidaddication.com)
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"I Love Big Butts 6" Packs All Star Cast Ass

DCypher — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

"I Love Big Butts 6" spans an epic 5 hours in 12 scenes on 2 discs in their quest to be number 1 on the charts. Add that up in numerology and you get 8, which is the date this month this show releases. Spooky, huh?

We're not entirely certain what that portends, but one thing we do feel safe predicting is that fans of the big ass genre have plenty to love about this release.

Naomi, Tia Sweets, Ava Rose, Lorena Sanchez, Riley, Richelle Ryan, Nikki Kane, Sunny Lane, Jessica Lynn, Alexis Texas, Sarah Vandella, and Kirra Lynne comprise the cast of this master tribute to phat ass goodness—so pretty much any way you slice it, you're going to find something that you love.

We were particularly amused by Tia Sweets's gorgeous young bubble, as was her partner Mr. Pete, judging from the shit eating grin emblazoned across his grill.

The rest of the cast is hot and in their prime, including a fresh faced, blond Ava Rose, the early Naomi with her magical anal wiggle, ripe and ready Alexis "Goddamn!" Texas, and fresh off the bus Sunny Lane. Pound for pound, this may be the best the series has to offer to date.

"I Love Big Butts 6" comes out on the 8th—but you can live Sir Mixalot's dream right now by checking out our sneak cheek gallery.

Buy "I Love Big Butts #6" (gamelink.com)

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Ashlynn Brookes Proves That Five Really Does Keep You Healthy

DCypher — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:20:49 EDT

A question: At what point should producers pull the plug on a porn series starring a cherub-faced goddess with teardrop breasts and an insatiable sexual appetite who, along with her adorably fuckable young friends, spend their free time practicing to be professional sex workers in Amsterdam? The answer: Never, if we have anything to say about it.

Tyler Scott directs the fifth installment of the soon-to-be-classic (if it isn't already) "Ashlynn & Friends" series starring New Sensations contract girl Ashlynn Brookes along with her helpmeets Nikki Kane, Halia Hill, Ellie Idol, and Estrella Flores. See why we hope Ashlynn (and her friends) stick around for a while after the jump.

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If nothing else the series serves as a vehicle to keep the frisky blonde socially active so she can find hot new friends to fill her next DVD with. Whether she's on the prowl at the local mall luring in morally uninhibited barely legal teens at the nail salon with small talk over a mani-pedi, or letting said small talk lead to wild lust monkey sex with total strangers in a curiously consequence-free environment, Ashlynn is going places ... and making friends for life! (And having a porn stud like Ramon drill your sweet, nectar-filled flower until the juice literally runs down your leg? You can’t buy memories like that!)

• Digital Sin/New Sensations (newsensations.com)
• Order: "Ashlynn & Friends #5" (Adult DVD Empire)

"The Four" Is Coming ... Eventually

DCypher — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:40:46 EDT

Regular readers of this site will know that Ninnworx_SR's "The Four" is one of the most eagerly anticipated porn releases of the year, especially among those of us who eagerly anticipate anything involving hot porn chicks in chain mail wielding giant swords. After much pleading, threatening, begging, and cajoling, we've finally gotten Ninnworx_SR (via our friends at Black and Blue Media) to share this exclusive first hardcore preview gallery from the movie with us.

The special effects-heavy porn homage to "300" stars Brea Bennett, Nikki Kane, Cassidey, and Renee Perez at the titular quadsome along with the very fortunate Charles Dera and Marco Bandares as Xerxes the Persian God-King (a role which we were originally offered but turned down so as to remain impartial). No word yet whether an actual pit was used during filming to kick Ninnworx' critics into, but from these shots it's clear that Michael Ninn has once again combined his signature glossy high-end music video style with some hot and heavy fucking action to stunning effect (and has already managed to make us forget about some of his previous over-brooding releases, which shall go unmentioned). Still no word on an official release date, but we'll keep you posted.

· "The Four" (official preview site @ ninnworx.com)
· See also: Ninn Worx 'The Four' Behind the Scenes Gallery (AVN, via Xfanz)

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Previously: "The Four" Is Excellent Xerxoff Material

Ninnworx' "The Four" Is Excellent Xerxoff Material

Gram Ponante — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:15:55 EST

One of the complaints about "300" was that it had lots for gay men and 14-year-olds to love but it did not cater to the straight male viewer with enough female eye candy. If the trailer for Ninnworx' "The Four" can be believed, this movie has something for every orientation in your household.

See some snaps after the gap.

"The Four" are Ninnworx' quartet of contract stars: Renee Perez, Brea Bennett (not Brea Lynn as I'd previously written), Cassidey, and Nikki Kane. They play against Marco Banderas as Xerxes in what appears to be a "Mists of Avalon"-style sequel/porn reimagining of "300," complete with some very impressive recreations of that slow down/speed up editing trick "300" popularized.

Banderas is oiled and toothy as Xerxes, and his one-ethnicity-fits-all Spanish accent lends him an air of foreign menace. What the girls are doing we don't know, but sticking to a bare-bones comic book plot is probably a good idea for Ninn, whose superior artistic sensibilities far outstripped the plot points (ghostly spousal abuse, death of a child) of his recent features.

We're looking forward to "The Four," scheduled for release either this spring or this summer, depending on what you read, as it will be the centerpiece of that sexy Solstice party we want to throw with the women of Jezebel.

· "The Four" Trailer (ninnworx.com)