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Sticky, Sweet, Serious Work In "Popsicle Play" [DVD]

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Because when you think about it, snowballing makes more sense if you do it with ice cream.

Popsicle Play

Studio: Abigail Williams Productions
Director: O. Cohen
Cast: Samantha Ryan, Nika Noir, Ava Rose, Nikki Rhodes, Jayden James, Ann Marie Rios

This movie is wet in the best possible way. The first scene has Nika Noir and Samantha Ryan work each other to a slow, screaming lather. They get wet, I get wet (which really isn't supposed to happen, I'm a guy), and it's literally raining on them the entire time. Sadly, a popsicle is missing from this scene, but there was a delightful, popsicle-colored vibrator in use.

Actually, the absence of popsicles was a bit concerning at times. Certain scenes—like Nika and Samantha's—could've used one, especially when the cover shows an intimate moment between the girls involving a Cherry Pineapple Big Stick. Ann Marie Rios has the only solo work in the film, and she is also missing a frozen treat. Then again, what she lacks in sugar, she more than makes up with seething. She masturbates like a schizophrenic, half-laughing/half-crying to the point of blazing orgasm.

On the other hand, I'm happy the popsicles were few. It makes them exciting! Jayden James and Nikki Rhodes start off their scene with some intense snack time: holding a Firecracker in her teeth, Jayden colors Nikki's nipples red. Then the girls double-team-deepthroat the ice lolly down to the stick. Have you ever wished your penis were a popsicle? You will.

But it's important to remember that the popsicle isn't a surrogate penis, and you shouldn't be projecting yourself onto unhealthy snacks. For one, you could never have intercourse because sugar is bad for the vagina and is prone to cause yeast infections (The More You Know!). Besides, remember what Belladonna taught us?

Second, it's ok to identify with girls in porn, even lesbian porn; accept your desire for both the active and passive roles! Really, when you're watching Darryl Hannah mouthfuck Ava Rose with a popsicle, and the camera is so close that you can read the joke off the stick, you'd be silly if you didn't want to be one of the girls.

"Riley Steele Perfect Pet" Conquers Everything It Touches [Hardcore]

DCypher — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EST

Digital Playground doesn't just have an uncanny knack for finding ridiculously hot girls—like Riley Steele—to fuck on film: they also have the nasty habit of rubbing it in our faces. For which we are truly grateful.

Riley first awed us in "Naked Aces 5," then followed that up with a scene in a tiny little movie you may have heard of, "Pirates II." After that, she screwed around and showed up in "Nurses." We think it's fair to refer to that as a hat trick, if not a knock out combination.

And now, after all that teasing, our world is finally complete, with the release of a volume dedicated solely to the gorgeous blond sex freak: "Riley Steele Perfect Pet." With regular DVD and extra crispy "you are there" Blu-ray, you won't miss a single pussy pounding second of the goodness—or a single drop of girly nectar spraying down the trembling inner thighs of this breathtaking young beauty.

Directed by Robby D, the movie features three scenes of Steele with costars Fleshbot Crush Object of 2008 Shawna Lenee, Britney Amber, Dakoda Brookes and Nika Noir. Oh Shawna, seeing you down on your hands and knees, stripped bare ass naked, with a massive throbbing cock stuffed anywhere into you... why, it only reminds us of why you own our hearts.

Digital Playground's CEO Samantha Lewis describes girls like Riley as "rare"—and gotta say, we definitely agree. "Riley Steele Perfect Pet" hits streets today. You know what you need to do. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground—so look, but don't touch.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

"It Takes Two #6" To Make A Thing All Right [Photoplay]

Gram Ponante — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:10:20 EDT

As was demonstrated by panelists at last year's Fleshbot Alpine Institute, 98.4 percent of porn DVD purchases are made on the basis of boxcover photos alone. So what do we learn about "It Takes Two #6"? Well, it is that hot-panted desert hookers still roam the earth, scenting the saguaro with their melon body spray and enticing the panamint chipmunk up their gym socks.

But Nika Noir and Jessica Valentino are not in the desert, really, unless you hold to the belief that Los Angheles is the desert. They writhe and strain in a house apocryphally linked to the Captain and Tennille (apparently the duo once stayed there, or so the story goes, and kept an elephant) overlooking Canoga Park; we see Porn Valley stretched out below them.

Then Mark Wood arrives. One can infer a lot from this photograph - it is as if most of him doesn't want to be there.

We visited this house when we told you about "Insertz. Nothing has changed!

Noir and Valentino kiss each other afterward, I guess for a job well done, but although every other part of their bodies has touched over the preceding 10 minutes, their faces never do.

Ultimately we felt like Mark Wood did.

· Red Light District (clubredlight.com)
· Buy "It Takes Two #6" (gamelink.com)