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#parody
"Batman XXX - A Porn Parody" Vs. "Batman": A Comparison
Vivid Entertainment is a bit late to capitalize on The Dark Knight. That said, it's never too late to parody the campy 1960s Batman with Adam West.
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#thehorror
"Vampiress": Waiting To Impale
We try to steer you right here at Fleshbot, even when our judgment is momentarily clouded by personal friendships, advertising dollars, or cocaine. That is why we'll tell you that "Vampiress" is a horrible movie but it has its charms. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Equal Rights For Pornstars! "Crank 2"'s Porn Strike
A few months ago, we learned that "Crank 2" had a scene featuring a porn actors' strike...starrng real porn actors! By the grace of the good people at Lionsgate, we've managed to get a hold of that very clip. More » -
#dvd
"Not Married With Children XXX": An Abundance Of Kelly Bundy
Thank God the novelty wore off. We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And "Not Married with Children XXX" is a great porn parody. More » -
#pornstars
Evan Stone Assembles Team Of Male Pornstars To Titillate The Ladies
Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Tommy Gunn and Mr. Marcus have united to form the XXX-Men, a team ofnaked crimefighting mutantstop pornstars who perform naked dances for the ladies. (Only the ladies—so back off, O'Brien.) More » -
#newcomers
Droppin' Loadz On Presley Staxxx
20-year-old Presley Staxxx is a little nervous (hence the extra Xs) before her first filmed sex scene, captured in "Brand New Faces 19." What's more, her first leading man is the irrepressible Nick Manning. Oh, but she seems delightfully absorbent. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Pornstars Round Out Cast Of "Crank 2"
We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD. More » -
#spoof
Sasha Grey Makes A Beautiful Vulcan
Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original. More » -
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#recoveredmaidenhood
To Sunset Thomas On Her 37th Birthday: Here's Your Virginity Back
The problem is an existential one: If a man does not come on his partner's face and/or tits and/or hair and/or belly and/or ass, has Porn happened? Let's check in with birthday girl Sunset Thomas. More » -
#pornparodies
Come On Get Horny: "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX"
There is a "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" that outdoes every "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "The Wonder Years." Why? Because the "purpose under heaven" involves Shawna Lenee.
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#burningquestions
If Kanye West Were A Pornstar, What Kind Would He Be?
In recent interview, Kanye West discussed the possibility of producing a softcore porno—and mentioned that he's not above performing in porn himself. So we're wondering: if Kanye were a pornstar, what kind would he be? More » -
#hardcore
"This Aint the Partridge Family XXX" Delivers Handily
That goofy Danny is at it again, hosting the kinds of kinky love orgies you always fantasized about while watching the show. Buckle up for a blast from the past porno style!
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#hardcore
Put Me In, Coach: "Bad News Bitches 3"
What better time to celebrate America's pastime than with American pornography, especially with this summer's Olympic games probably being the last for baseball? "Bad News Bitches 3" hearkens back to rambling, Cormanesque T&A movies like the original "Debbie Does Dallas" in its misguided attention to a plot when people like Penny Flame, Amber Rayne, and Rachel Roxxx running around in baseball jerseys and short shorts will do. More » -
#pornofthemoment
Desperately Seeking "Housewives"-Based Porn
Pornripoffsparodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn't so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and "The Sopranos" was still on. We received Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" recently and thought, "Awww, at least it's not 'Britney Rears'." More » -
#pornicvoices
"MILF-O-Maniacs": Nature Or Nurture?
"You have to prepare for the future," says Tyler Faith, easing into MILF Acceptance after the inevitable Anger. "Milfomania" is not in our DSM-IV, but neither was "Yellow Fever," and you know how impervious to psychoanalysis that is. Join us after the gap for some snaps of MILFs in various degrees of Denial and Undress. More » -
#pornstars
Popshots Of The Week: March Madness Edition
Springtime has come to Porn Valley and its thematic environs ... and the stars are out! Join us for a more eclectic than usual collection of snaps of your favorite people in their natural environments. You know, just hanging around. More » -
#dvdreview
(Going To A) "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go"
This movie is not the porn equivalent of "Kill Bill". It's not even the porn equivalent of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". It's just a porn movie unfettered by notions of its own importance ... which, after AVN week, is a big relief. (And it also features the return of Mr. Thermopyles!) More »
