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Sweaty Calvin Klein Billboard Raises Eyebrows, Erections

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Calvin Klein can't seem to catch a break. They already caught flak for this billboard in SoHo, and now people are upset over this new advertisement. What is wrong with New York these days?

Maybe Calvin Klein thought if they diminished the number of sexual participants, maybe showed some "traditional" male-female gender roles, they might not cause such a hissy fit. We don't really care how Calvin Klein will react. We just want to know who these angry, skin-hating New Yorkers are.

· Another Racy Calvin Klein Billboard (1010wins.com)

China: No Porn For You!

auryn — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:00:00 EST

Internet giant Google China issues formal apology for being too slow, in the Chinese government's estimation, to remove all links to porn sites from its search engine.

The crackdown on websites that are "threatening morals by spreading pornography and vulgarity" continues in China, targeting sites like Baidu, Google and Sina.com. TV reports actually showed government officials hauling digital equipment from offices. We're glad we live in the good ole U S of A. Even though our own government may have made us sad for a good, oh, eight years, at least we still have our porn!

Via The Register: Sci/Tech News for the World. (theregister.co.uk)

A school in Georgia has finally figured...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:30:05 EDT

A school in Georgia has finally figured out a solution to the problem of teachers having sex with students—they've started having sex with each other. On school grounds. While class is in session. See, problem solved! (wrdw.com, image via sinfulteachers.com, via askjolene.com)

The Perfect Crime?

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:30:00 EDT

A Porn Valley bukkake production—which typically pays its 50-to-60 male performers in cash—got robbed at gunpoint while the cast was getting ready make its deposit. Talk about getting caught with your pants down! (xbiz.com)

Porn Theatre Arson In Osaka

Richard — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:50:44 EDT

Sad news from Japan: An arsonist set fire to Osaka's Cats Adult Video Theater early Wednesday morning, killing 15 people. (Apparently, such theaters are popular overnight resting spots for young people and for businessmen who miss their trains.) Police have arrested a 46-year-old man who admitted to setting the blaze—by which he intended to kill himself, telling police that he was "tired of living". Which is never a reaction we've had watching porn, no matter how bad it's been. (w/video @ NHK.or.jp, via AVN)

A Florida teenager was allegedly attacked...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:05:42 EDT

A Florida teenager was allegedly attacked and robbed by four topless women, who left him $100 poorer. We're not sure what he's complaining about—there are people who pay a hell of a lot more for that kind of treatment. (ananova.com; thumbnail star Karen via Ask Jolene)

A court ruled this week that a man who sodomized...

Violet Blue — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:40:28 EDT

A court ruled this week that a man who sodomized a sheep will not have to register as a sex offender because the sheep cannot be considered a victim of sexual assault under Michigan law. We hope that after the injured livestock gets back on her feet she organizes a protest—or at least buys the dude a box of inflatable sheep sex dolls, or maybe even a ram dildo to beat him with (in an unpleasant way, of course). Hey, sheep are people too! (freep.com, thumbnail by yuridojc @ flickr.com)

But What About The Topless Mermaids?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:05:21 EDT

And in other news we didn't expect to hear on NPR, Maria Kristina Dominguez has lost her lawsuit against Sean "Diddy" Combs. Apparently, if you show up to someone's party in a topless mermaid costume, they have a legal right to take your picture and put it in a magazine. The more you know, kids! (npr.com)

Hey, if bartending in the nude is wrong,...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:45:00 EDT

Hey, if bartending in the nude is wrong, then we don't want to be right. Or drunk. (ap.google.com, thumb via adultsexfriends.com)

Aspiring lawyers take note: you may not...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:55:00 EDT

Aspiring lawyers take note: you may not accept lap dances from your clients as a form of payment. However, it is still permissible to settle your legal bills by stuffing singles into your attorney's belt. (chicagotribune.com; legal scholar Danni Ashe via boobsmodels.com via)

We know those Pacific Northwesterners love...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:55:44 EDT

We know those Pacific Northwesterners love their coffee and their nude girls (ideally at the same time), but we're sort of surprised to see that even NPR has taken an interest in the ongoing battle of the people vs. Espresso Gone Wild. Isn't there an election or something that they should be covering? (npr.com)

So who exactly is this Dick Smith and why...

Jonnobot — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:05:58 EDT

So who exactly is this Dick Smith and why does he get to look at phone porn images? More importantly, can we have his job? (news.com.au; thumb via WildDolls.com)

Fans of Katie Price (neé Jordan)...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:50:18 EDT

Fans of Katie Price (neé Jordan) will be happy to know that her fame will soon be spreading to the American side of the Atlantic, thanks to this article in this weekend's New York Times magazine. We have to question the Times' claim that Katie is simply famous for being famous, though. Being a Page 3 girl and having an incredible rack counts for something, you know. (nytimes.com)

Because everyone else is doing it, the next...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:45:21 EDT

Because everyone else is doing it, the next version of Firefox will contain a "private mode" for all your porn browsing needs. (Although true Mozilla fans know that this has been possible for awhile now.) Of course, we don't understand why you would want to erase your porn surfing history anyway—how would you remember where are all the best smut is? (techcrunch.com)

Sure, most high school teachers like to...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:26:59 EDT

Sure, most high school teachers like to kick back during quiet study time and watch a little bondage porn on their classroom computer. Most of them are just smart enough to unhook the video projector before they do. At least someone is learning a lesson. (newsnet5.com)

American Airlines has only been testing...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:50:52 EDT

American Airlines has only been testing their new wi-fi internet service on 15 flights a day, but the flight attendants union is already asking how they can tone down the porn. Gee, if only they could have used the plane's radar to see that one coming a mile away. (dallasnews.com)

It's a sad day for Taiwan as the country...

Jonnobot — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:40:27 EDT

It's a sad day for Taiwan as the country sees the closure of its last legal brothel, although we suppose that its 87-year-old pimp earned his retirement. Meanwhile, if anyone has openings for its other two employees, we'd sure they like to know. It's hard for middle-aged sex workers to find decent work these days. (uncoached.com; if anyone knows more about where that thumbnail came from, we'd like to know that too)

Yet Another Exxxotica NY Update

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:27:22 EDT

Now the mayor of Edison, NJ, says "there's no place" for a porn convention in his town, although he probably won't do anything about it because as Secaucus can tell you, kicking out conventions is bad for business. Oh, Edison will take your money, porn people, but that doesn't mean they have to like it! (dailyrecord.com + nj.com)

A 22-year-old San Diegoan wants to auction...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:40:00 EDT

A 22-year-old San Diegoan wants to auction her virginity to pay for her college eduction. (She's going for a doctorate in marriage and family therapy.) Well, if it's one night in Reno vs. 10 years of student loan payments, that's a pretty tough call to make. (nydailynews.com)

Exxxotica NY Update

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:25:28 EDT

Because of the childrens, Exxxotica NY has been moved from the Meadowlands to the picturesque wilderness of Edison, NJ. All ahead, full thrusters! (avn.com)