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    Beau Nerd: These pixxx should be a welcome boon to thumb enthusiasts, also. #angelinavalentine more »
    Beaker: Blue is my favorite color. #lisadaniels more »
    HeadlessBourgeois: Yves Behar designed a new vibrator [www.fastcompany.com] #straight more »
    bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more »
    bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more »
    inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more »
    FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more »
    offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more »
    thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more »
    dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more »
    Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more »
    Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more »
    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
  • #newcomers

    A Separate Piece: Meet Persia Pele

    Iranian-American Persia Pele says that she wants to strengthen relations between the United States and Iran. I have no idea how she plans to accomplish this. But it's really working for me. More »
  • #newcomers

    Droppin' Loadz On Presley Staxxx

    20-year-old Presley Staxxx is a little nervous (hence the extra Xs) before her first filmed sex scene, captured in "Brand New Faces 19." What's more, her first leading man is the irrepressible Nick Manning. Oh, but she seems delightfully absorbent. More »
  • #photoplay

    Truth In Advertising: "She Is Half My Age 2"

  • #babes

    Isobel Wren: The Crush Objects Pile Up

    It was enough to make our nerdy undergarments all problematic-like to see that Isobel Wren plays Agent Codebreaker ("spaced-induced brains and nature-induced beauty") on superheroine site Spandexterity, but also describes herself as "just your average totally horny, totally nerdy, nympho girl" and stands behind her online sexual adventures with at least one genuinely soaked pair of panties after each session she does... Well, then she revealed that she "built my desktop computer myself and I use Linux and Unix systems" and we passed right the fuck out. And woke in the usual puddles, pawing our computers for more Wren. We're sure once you see her super codebreaking everything you'll feel the same way, too. More »
  • #babes

    Meet Reagan Maddux (Or Maddox, If You Swing That Way)

    There seems to be a bit of debate as to how Ms. Maddux spells her name, or it could be that any blogger who comes within a keystroke of the girl who's first in line for "First Official Fleshbot Crush Object 2008" gets too sticky-fingered to get it right. (She's also first in line for mustache rides! If I only had a mustache, sigh...) At any rate, get your iPhone's pad wipe or a fresh keyboard ready when you peruse her outrageously tasty galleries and see why we're seeing more sweetly shaved pussy, gorgeous ass and smoldering Gothy looks than spell check right now. More »
  • #eroticala

    Mainers in Repose