Fleshbot: straight, natural

Calogera Dreamin': In Praise Of Cassandra Calogera

pweasels — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:30:05 EST

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera’s naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ‘boob—um, the ‘bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate their full, lush gravity and…well.

All those things we could do for days and days. So lots of pictures of them are great for us, and her many movies are even better. But there are other parts to a woman. Internet, take heed. Do you know how many Google image search pages we had to cruise before we found a decent picture of her ass?

More than she has had birthdays.

· Cassandra Calogera at IAFD.com (www.IAFD.com)
· Buy "Cassandra Calogera’s movies" (www.gamelink.com)

Are the days of the free, public nudity...

Violet Blue — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:25:30 EDT

Are the days of the free, public nudity of our favorite hippie Fleshbot Crush Object Sequoia Redd in jeopardy? Well, we think whoever's telling her she's not allowed to dance naked for the Tequesta Drum Circle and that "They probably won’t let you in if they recognize you. (...) as the event has grown in popularity, is open to the public and particuarly that there are children present" is either a prude on the prowl or someone who simply can't handle the kind of jiggly beauty our girl contributes to such an event. But we're still standing behind Redd's right to display her naked yumminess anywhere she wants. Especially if that's where the best view happens to be. (sequoiaredd.net)

Shot By Kern: Armida Gets Not-So-Straight A's

Jonnobot — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:20:13 EDT

Professional naked lady photographer Richard Kern turns his attention to the lovely Armida, who describes herself as a "gold star lesbian". Which means that she's never ... well, we'll let her explain it all to you in her video. In the meantime, we definitely think she deserves at least a gold star or two from us for talking so candidly about her personal life, not to mention for looking so hot with her clothes off. Maybe even a smiley face too! (video @ vbs.tv)

Read My Lips (If You Can): "Natural Bush 41"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:50:39 EDT

It wasn't intended this way, but that's how I took it. Here in the waning days of Bush 43—when we look back on an administration that, strange as it may seem, made the tenure of his dad look comparatively awesome—comes an amateur movie called "Natural Bush 41," in which the very performers pubicly hearken back to 1989. Those were the days.

Absent porn star posturing and filled with smiling naked people, "Natural Bush 41" (how did we miss the first 40?) begins strong with the bathtub performance of an adorable someone named Tara Tainton, who grew her hair out for us. If this is her choice of a porn name, all we can say is "Bravo."

"Oh, look how good my hairy pussy looks," demands a woman named Hunny Bunny of her placid partner. "Fuck the bush." Well all right.

21-year-old Holly Pink says she has never felt a big cock. "Only tiny ones," she said. We don't believe this. One of the triumphs of the modern porn industry is the removal of pubic hair, which makes penises look bigger.

Finally comes stylish former Brooklynite Raven, who foregoes men for a toy.

I have never seen a Homegrown movie before, and enjoyed this one just for the diversity of shape in the models and the less predatory nature of the behind-the-camera interviewers; everyone looked like she was having a good time.

Still, in the same way that I can't imagine life without the Internet, I watched with clinical, anthropological interest at the cunnilingus scenes the way I would at, say, a native rain dance. "This is fascinating," I said.

· Homegrown Video (homegrownvideo.com)
· Buy "Natural Bush 41" (gamelink.com)

Meet Sequoia Redd: Tree Huggin' Hottie

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:20:53 EDT

Sequoia Redd calls herself many things — hippie chick, orgasm addict, chocolate whore, pixie, temptress — but we're pretty sure "hot chick with cute photos" would suffice. The cam girl, lifecaster, and tree huggin' porno star has won us over with her all natural cuteness. Hey, we'll hug a hundred trees if it'll get us just a little closer to you, Sequoia ... just point us in the direction of the nearest forest.

· Sequoia Redd (sequoiaredd.net, via Naked City)
· Sequoia Redd TV (justin.tv)

Oh, Misty Mundae, we haven't heard your...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:30:08 EDT

Oh, Misty Mundae, we haven't heard your name in years ... but it's still every bit as much fun to say as you are to watch. Don't ever change, k? (shesocrazy.com)

Our friends at Big Boobs Alert assert that...

Jonnobot — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:45:52 EDT

Our friends at Big Boobs Alert assert that "One of the best things mother nature can bring us are slender girls with big tits." We know there are plenty of our readers out there who would beg to disagree ... but for those of you who don't, here you go. It takes all kinds, right? (galleries @ bigboobsalert.com)

Richard Kern Does (Baby) Sinead

Jonnobot — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:10:17 EDT

So ... you did believe us when we told you a few weeks ago that the delightful Baby Sinead was on her way to becoming a bona fide naked superstar, didn't you? The latest development in her quest for total world domination is her recent turn in front of the lens of the always discerning Richard Kern, who made her his latest subject for his "Shot By Kern" series. Unsurprisingly, Sinead (as she's apparently calling herself now that she's turned 20 or something) comes across every bit as smart, funny, and adorable as we expected, even when she's recreating that photo of Anna Nicole throwing up all over herself. And it probably goes without saying that her rack looks pretty spectacular too. Hey, we didn't crown her a future superstar for nothing, you know.

· SHOT BY KERN: SINEAD (video @ vbs.tv)
· Baby Sinead (official site/blog @ babysinead.com)
· Preorder: Richard Kern, "Looker" (Amazon)

So is XoXoLeah really "one of the hottest...

Jonnobot — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:08:03 EDT

So is XoXoLeah really "one of the hottest girls on the internets" or just another camgirl trying to get you to part with your hard-earned cash to join her site in hopes that you'll actually get to see her nipples someday? (Signs point to both, but we thought we'd let you decide.) (video @ break.com; more @ xoxoleah.com - thanks Fred)

We don't know what you have planned for...

Jonnobot — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:30:31 EDT

We don't know what you have planned for the weekend, but we here at Fleshbot will be busy doing laundry ... in as many places as possible. We're bound to run into those fabric softening Abby WInters girls somewhere if we keep looking hard enough, aren't we? (yourdirtymind.com; more @ Abby Winters)

10 Percent More Leigh Livingston

Gram Ponante — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:55:49 EST

The problem I have with Red Light District's "110% Natural" series is that, according to Xenu, nature ends at 100 percent. After that is an abomination. The idea, of course, is that the parts on display are not only unaugmented but ten percent largers than most, but Fleshbot readers are purists.

In Leigh Livingston's case I would risk a little abomination. Wouldn't you?

· Red Light District (clubredlight.com)
· Buy "110% Natural #15" (gamelink.com)

. . .

Paris Hollywood's Vintage Pinups

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:32:22 EST

We can't say enough good things about the joys of vintage porn — when you spend more than eight hours a day looking at double penetration scenes and freshly rimmed gapes, it can be refreshing to enter a world where an innocent spread crotch shot is considered "Worse than Naked" (at least according to Google Translator; our French skills are limited at best). Paris Hollywood serves up a small but choice selection of naughty shots from the golden age of pinup photography, with plenty of stockings, suspenders, and ... yes, full bush. They sure don't make 'em like they used to. (Or maybe they do; they just shave 'em now too closely instead.)

· Paris Hollywood (paris-hollywood.com, via otomano.blogspot.com)

Previously: Dragstrip Groupies Rev Up Our Engines, Vintage Porn Rags on Flickr

In Praise Of Gianna

Jonnobot — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:20:30 EST

Along with such stalwarts as "Best Fem-Dom Strap-On Release" and the always provocative "Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Individual Project", one of our favorite categories at the AVN Awards is the newish "Unsung Starlet of the Year" honor. We might not be completely clear about what the nominating criteria are, but we have no doubt at all that the thoroughly delightful Gianna deserved to win it this year more than anyone we can think of. Not quite on the rarefied level of a contract girl, and not so ubiquitous that we even came close to seeing her too much this year, the presence of Gianna in any movie is a virtual guarantee that you're in for one of her trademark good-time sloppy blowjobs and the chance to ogle one of the most magnificent set of boobs in the industry. See a few reasons why we've never been shy about singing Gianna's praises after the jump.

. . .

Flesh Flicks: Let's Make A Deal With Gianna

Gianna in "My First Porn 7"

Gianna Michaels Avoids Stereotypes

Gianna's Magic Boobs

Gianna: Curvy Amateur (gallery @ yourdirtymind.com)

More Gianna galleries: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene

See also: Gianna Michaels Brazzers Collection (XXX previews @ xxxgianna.com)

Isobel Wren: The Crush Objects Pile Up

Violet Blue — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:15:30 EST

It was enough to make our nerdy undergarments all problematic-like to see that Isobel Wren plays Agent Codebreaker ("spaced-induced brains and nature-induced beauty") on superheroine site Spandexterity, but also describes herself as "just your average totally horny, totally nerdy, nympho girl" and stands behind her online sexual adventures with at least one genuinely soaked pair of panties after each session she does... Well, then she revealed that she "built my desktop computer myself and I use Linux and Unix systems" and we passed right the fuck out. And woke in the usual puddles, pawing our computers for more Wren. We're sure once you see her super codebreaking everything you'll feel the same way, too.

· Isobel Wren (official site @ isobelwren.com)
· Agent Codebreaker (spandexterity.net)
· Isobel Wren: One Model Place (profile @ onemodelplace.com)
· Isobel Wren: Dungeon 21 (profile + samples, dungeon21.com)
· Isobel Wren: Yahoo Group (groups.yahoo.com)
· Isobel Wren: MySpace (myspace.com)

Dragstrip Groupies Rev Up Our Engines

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:32:29 EST

Do you ever find yourself longing for a simpler time — a time when breasts were real, pubic hair was full, and bras were pointy? Well, hop in your hotrod and head over to Dragstrip Groupies, a fantastic free site full of sexy video clips from the fifties, sixties, and seventies. We're not really sure where the dragstrip fits in to all of this — we did mention all that full pubic hair, right? — but honestly, we were too distracted by the boobs to care.

· Dragstrip Groupies (prettydirty.net/dragstripgroupies)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Weird Lovemakers", 8-Track Porno: Is It Smut Or Is It Memorex?, God Bless Lili St. Cyr!, Betty Weider: Queen Of The Fitness Babes, Sleaze From The 70s: "Malabimba - The Malicious Whore"

Want to be able to distinguish real boobs...

Fleshbot — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:31:51 EDT

Want to be able to distinguish real boobs from fake ones just like we pro porn bloggers do? Let the ever-informative Britney show you how to separate the wheat from the chaff. (Or the real adipose tissue from its synthetic counterpart, as the case may be.) (cumonbritney.com)

Apparently, first time nude model Lashea...

Fleshbot — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:29:56 EDT

Apparently, first time nude model Lashea was more worried about what her neighbors would think when they saw Richard Kern taking pictures of her from her fire escape than she was about, you know, taking her clothes off. Not to worry, Lashea ... we were way too distracted by your curves to even notice he was there. (video @ vbs.tv)

Small Chested Wonder: Let's Hear It For The Little Ones

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:48:09 EDT

Big-boobed girls certainly have no problem getting attention, whether they're fighting for a drink at the bar, jogging in the park, or ... uh, breathing. But that doesn't mean the less-endowed ladies don't deserve some of those eyeballs too. So how could we not share a link to a blog called Small Chested Wonder, written by a sex-crazy woman who's proud of what she's got and isn't shy about showing them off? It's true that she just got started in the blog game, but we want to encourage her in her new hobby (especially since each of her posts comes with photographic accompaniment) and we want to prove that we aren't prejudiced against girls just because they don't look like Lucy Pinder. Someone once told us that size really doesn't matter, and that's the story we're sticking with.

· Small Chested Wonder (smallchestedwonder.blogspot.com)

Sexy Nudes By Alexander Paulin

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:28:42 EDT

You've been good today, which is why we've decided to reward your behavior with a nice collection of old fashioned bare boobs. This treat is being supplied by photographer Alexander Paulin, whose website boasts a heaping tablespoon of classic nude portraits filled with gorgeous models. There's nothing too complicated about posing sexy babes in front of the camera, but as Occam's Razor teaches us the simplest solution is usually the correct one. Now try not to drool on yourself as you ponder that one further.

· Paulin Photo - Nude Galleries (alexanderpaulin.de, via Imagens)

Lisa Sparxxx Vs. Brandy Talore: Fight To The Finish

Fleshbot — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:22:42 EDT

The Booble Girl of the Year contest is reaching its home stretch this week as previous monthly winners Lisa Sparxxx and Brandy Talore find themselves neck-and-neck in the voting tally as of this weekend ... though given the nature of the competition, maybe saying that they're running nipple-to-nipple would be a better way of putting it. You still have a few days to lend your support for either one until the winner is unveiled at the 2007 Internext Expo in Fort Lauderdale during the first week in August, but we're hoping the voting stays close until the bitter end: after all, can you blame us for wanting to extend a topless catfight as long as possible?

· Booble Girl of the Year (booble.com; see also Brandy Talore and Lisa Sparxxx contestant pages)
· Lisa Sparxxx (official site @ lisasparxxx.com)
· Brandy Talore (official site @ clubbrandy.com)