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more about #straight more comments → Zembo: I honestly didn't know she was Asian. Might have been cool to see her in more casual clothes, but she looks good. Olivia! #oliviamunn more » crazy4ash: Title: "Ashlynn Brooke and the Quest for the Golden Cock" Plot: Legend has it that there is a cock so perfect, that it satisfies everything it touche... more » Pinkie: Title: Ashlynn Brooke And The Arc Of Triumph Plot: Ashlynn must find the Arc Of Triumph, a mythic artifact rumored to guarantee dominance to its po... more » Princess Commands, Darling: I once said that Bobbi Starr had the best mouth in porn, but that first pic makes me think she shares that honor with Jesse... #jessejane more » offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more » bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more » stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more » fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more » offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more » offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more » -
#amateur
Naked Emo Girls Do It With Feeling
Because we want to be totally "down" with what the young people are "into" these days, we went to the library to find a book about "emo" culture—but there weren't any. So we had to look it up on Wikipedia. We learned that emo girls like to dye their hair black, comb it down over their face, and then listen to sensitive rock bands who are really in touch with their feelings. (Or something like that.) We also discovered that this doesn't necessarily mean that they're depressed or moody or about to cut you (or themselves) with a knife, which is good to know! It took a totally different site, however, to teach us that some of these girls like to take naked self-portraits ... and that certain other people really, really like that too. More » -
#advertising
Colgate is looking for intensely talented mouths. Quick, someone call Gianna Michaels! (OK, so it's just for some sort of karaoke contest or something ... but we hear Gianna has a mean set of pipes on her as well.) (adrants.com) -
#spotted
Well hello there, Aria Valentino. We're awfully excited about your upcoming solo site debut; we just hope we don't get you confused with other busty babelog favorites like Aria Giovanni and Andie Valentino. It's getting harder to keep track of these things at our advanced age, you know, no matter how many jiggly exercise videos we come across. (xfanz.com + myspace.com; more @ bigboobsalert.com) -
#babes
The Hottest Girls On MySpace: Still Looking
We long ago departed MySpace for the relatively calmer pastures of Facebook, but there will always be at least one reason to log in to your account every now and then: hot chicks. The folks at CO-ED Magazine have pawed their way through all the eye-wrenching backrgound patterns and blinking GIFs and bad sound files to find the hottest ladies of MySpace (or "tramps"; we're not sure which title they've decided on); now it's up to you to examine the evidence and vote for the next MySpace superstar. We recommend taking your time and thoroughly examining each girl's portfolio before making your choice; someone's future softcore porn or reality show career could hang in the balance, so this is serious business after all. (coedmagazine.com, via myhotbox.blogspot.com) -
#scandal
The New York Timesoutsidentifies the 22-year-old aspiring singer known as "Kristen" who found herself at the epicenter of the brouhaha surrounding Eliot Spitzer this week. At least now we know one reason why she turned to escorting — after listening to that track on her MySpace page (you know, the one with what the Times called "dated slang"), we doubt her vocal career would've made her much money anyway. (nytimes.com) -
#pornstars
Vicky Vette Restores Our Faith In The Democratic Process
The Texas primaries (and caucuses!) weren't the only things keeping us glued to our screens this week as we breathlessly followed reigning Fleshbot MILF favorite Vicky Vette in her ongoing quest to be elected Miss MySpace USA: after gaining and maintaining an early lead in the vote tally, Vicky found her profile pulled by the site's organizers due to the fact that it linked to her adults-only website and "the threat to minors that it would cause". (Because, you know, all those other babes vying for the title are such paragons of family-friendly virtue themselves.) After much hue and cry by her fan base though, Vicky's candidacy was restored — and she's now offering a special discount to new members of the site to celebrate her impending victory. Who says it doesn't pay to be politically engaged? More » -
#paysites
Lavender Tabby Will Make You Purr
Academic-turned-pornographer Justin Treynor has pimped his MySpace page into a lollipop land of sweet and sexy Asian overachievers for cerebral surfers who get off on reading detailed Hello Pussy personality profiles before a long stroke session: welcome to the newly launched LavenderTabby.com! As the former English (As A Second Language, we're guessing) teacher says, "If adult entertainment is about anything, it's absolutely got to be our primal, prominent need for fantasy. At bottom, fantasy encompasses more than the visual or tactile — at the root of all fantasy, even that of the fast and furious variety, there is always some sort of story." More » -
#pornstars
Sasha Grey Is Our "Superchrist" (And The Smashing Pumpkins' Too)
Fleshbot's reigning 2007 Crush Object (and, not incidentally, AVN Performer of the Year) Sasha Grey is a woman of many talents, not all of which are limited to starring roles as mopey teens in hardcore porn movies: this week, she continues her quest for world domination through a star turn in the new video for the Smashing Pumpkins' "Superchrist", which premiered on their MySpace page today. More » -
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#politics
Meet Laura Pye, Town Councilor Gone Wild
If you could go on the internet and see the members of your city council in their underwear, would you really want to? What if your representative was an 18-year-old hottie, with a love of cheap booze and stripper poles? Then it's too bad that you didn't vote for Laura Pye, the youngest female councilor in Great Britain, who ran for office last year to show that the young peoples are "not all hood-wearing yobs getting drunk." Well, the old people (not us!) are wondering if she's doing such a good job of that since her Facebook and MySpace pages are populated with Laura and her friends frolicking like, well ... drunken yobs. It's all very shocking and scandalous, but then again, they did elect and 18-year-old to run their town. Half-naked MySpace pictures are just a plank of the party platform. More » -
#hysteria
A cop who works at a middle school in Florida is under fire because one of his MySpace friends links to a porn site and officials are concerned that kids who view the cop's page can get to porn "in just three clicks".. Actually, if it takes them that many clicks to find dirty stuff on the interweb, they can't be that interested in finding it in the first place. -
#sexypartisanship
Amber Peach Is That Other Obama Girl
While some of her porn sistren are busy these days rallying support for their favorite sports team, the luscious Amber Peach is apparently making up for the fact that she didn't vote Democrat in the 2000 election by throwing her support behind Barack Obama: "I like his viewpoints, and the fact that he HASN'T had as much time in Washington as the other candidates ... I know that, as a woman, I should support Hillary Clinton, but she seems like a robot." Apparently, Obama campaign staffers in California approached her to canvass for their candidate, though she's concerned about some folks freaking out when they open their door and see a porn star standing there. Too bad she wasn't campaigning in our neighborhood; if being wooed by the star of "Butt Pirates Of The Caribbean" couldn't get us off the fence this election year, we don't know what could. More » -
#pornstarlife
Meet Mariah Milano (Again)
F. Scott Fitzgerald (a writer who we've never had occasion to reference on Fleshbot until this very moment) famously said that there are no second acts in American lives. But try telling that to the indefatigable Mariah Milano, who is currently embarking on the third phase of her career in the adult industry: after making her porn debut at the age of eighteen way back in the last millenium, she retired only to return to the interweb a few years later as proprietress of her own popular online abode and webcam showcase ... and now she's back in front of the big(ger) budget cameras again, having shot scenes for major adult studios like Adam and Eve, Digital Playground, and Club Jenna since returning to the Porn Valley fold earlier this year. Throughout it all, she's still keeping busy overseeing over 20 websites that bear her imprint (and other parts), a number she hopes to increase to 200 before too long. We can only hope our own porn careers remain as long and fruitful—and that we keep on looking as good as she does while we're doing it. More » -
#babes
Hottest Girls Of MySpace (That Includes You, Presley Maddox)
We try not to make a habit of posting about websites we came across as a result of folks abusing their Fleshbot commenter privileges to pimp their own projects (that's what our tip line is for, kids)—but when someone from our virtual peanut gallery left the URL of his blog on a (wholly unrelated) post recently we couldn't help but take the bait. Turns out his chutzpah was worth it: there are indeed some pretty hot girls on this site, complete with links to their MySpace profiles and occasional features about porn babes like thumbnail star Presley Maddox and her esteem'd colleague Carmella Bing. Sometimes, this whole self promotion thing really works. Just ask any of the girls you'll see on the blog. More » -
#legal
Remember, folks: if you take a naked picture of someone under the age of eighteen and post it on the internet, it's considered child porn even if you're under eighteen yourself when you took the photo. And yes, MySpace counts as "the internet." (iht.com) -
#sweetnothings
Impress your friends by showing off the fact that you have a real life porn star's phone number on your contact list. Just remember that Nikki Benz requests that you keep your messages "clean and righteous", which may effect the reasons why you'd want to call her anyway. At least try to keep your voicemails PG-13 though, OK? (xfanz.com) -
#hysteria
We're still sort of confused about now North Carolina's attorney general and MySpace officials came up with the figure of 29,000 known sex offenders currently on MySpace. We do know for certain, though, that there are at least 432,471 known porn stars currently on the site as well, so maybe it all balances out. (nydailynews.com) -
#hype
We feel like we've been reading about if not actually seeing Renae Cruz's upcoming debut as J-Ho for months now (which we have) ... but at least now we can listen to some mixes on her MySpace page while we wait. But we still have to wonder: are people still going to remember who she's supposed to be parodying by the time the DVD hits the shelves? (adultfyi.com + myspace.com/jhoxxx) -
#tools
Sexy Widgets Help You Waste Even More Time
Call us old-fashioned, but we haven't exactly jumped on the widget bandwagon here at Fleshbot despite our enthusiasm for all things shiny and technological: why bother cluttering up our desktop or website with dozens of mini-applications that display dirty pictures or inform us of updates to our favorite sex sites when we have a perfectly good collection of bookmarks and RSS feeds (not to mention more than enough dirty pictures on our hard drives) to do the jobs for us? More » -
#video
More Dana DeArmond Hot Mail Bag Action
Admit it: you've always wanted to know what Dana DeArmond's feet smelled like, haven't you? You'll get to find out in this latest video installment where Dana dips into her MySpace mailbag and teaches us all what not to say to her if you want to get her attention. (Hint: Don't ever call her "sugar clit", no matter how sweet you may think her nether regions are.) More »
