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Frantic Clam Loves Sasha Grey (And They've Got A Song To Prove It)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Well, it seems there's someone out there who loves Sasha Grey as much as we do: indie band Frantic Clam has penned an ode to America's Favorite Fuck Junkie. Here's hoping they get her to star in the music video!

Above, a selection from the song—to hear the whole thing, check out the band's MySpace page.

· Frantic Clam (myspace.com, via American Apparel)

Sexy Music Video Of Some Other Moment: Make The Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

You can tell we've been watching Victoria's Secret Push-Up Bra commercial too much, because we'd now like to draw your attention to the music. If you enjoyed seeing Victoria's Secret models strut to that song, you'll love this.

We know, it's pretty old news, but it's relevant. Furthermore, it's a really catchy song. Furthermore, that second girl has boobs so large that the censor bar barely covers it, and that's something everyone can enjoy.

· Make The Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby (youtube.com)

Looking For The Perfect (Calendar To) Beat(-Off To)

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

You know you've been fondling the Casios too hard when they start to return the favor.

Face it, audiophiles, everyone has trouble in the studio sometimes. That's where AudioPorn Central steps in. If Dorothy Black's soul sonic force doesn't help you, nothing will.

· The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

Sexy Music Video Of The Moment: Girls' "Lust For Life"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Is there something in the air that's making all the musicians of the world take off their clothes and dance around naked? If so, can we bottle it up and start selling it as an aphrodisiac?

Currently holding the coveted position of Fleshbot's favorite naked musicians are Girls, who've released an X-rated version of the video for their single "Lust for Life." And before you even ask: this video leaves Rammstein's "Pussy" in the dust. By leaps and bounds.

We don't really want to spoil it for you, so we'll just say this: they had us at the boner microphone.

· Buy Girls' "Album" (insound.com)
· Lust for Life (focuscreeps.com)

Nudity Will Save Our Music Programs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

If we had only stuck with the recorder past 3rd grade, we could be hanging out with this chick right now.

How can people be willing to cut funding for music class? Not only does music help your math comprehension skills, it also increases your chances to jam with naked ladies. Don't the youth deserve that? ZOO Magazine thinks so.

· The World's Rudest Musician (zootoday.com)

Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Of all the things that shocked us about the very hardcore video for Rammstein's newest release, "Pussy," perhaps the most shocking of all was that Rammstein is still together and releasing songs.

Seriously, though...they're still together? (Sorry.) The video—which accompanies clever lyrics like, "You've got a pussy, I've got a dick, so what's the problem?"—starts like any other, with some very mild teasing, then slowly ramps up until it explodes into an all out fuckfest. Backed by Rammstein.

Yes, it's weird. But hey, it's a porno music video: are you really going to say no to that?

· "Pussy" (video @ visit-x.net)

Monday Music Break: Ghostface Killah's Extra Spicey "Stapleton Sex"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Seeing as how we are not the hippest kids on the block, we would missed the ultrasexy video for Ghostface Killah's "Stapleton Sex" were it not for our friends at I Heard It On. That would have been tragic.

The fetishy, S&M-y, leather and lingerie video is a definite must watch (at least if you're the sort who must watch sexy music videos), and it's got us itching to check out the rest of Mr. Killah's repertoire. Do you think the video for "Guerrilla Hood" is anything like this?

· Ghostface Killah - Stapleton Sex (unitedmusic.ro)

Natalie Imbruglia Gives Us (Almost) All That We "Want"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Natalie Imbruglia isn't on our list of "Musicians Most Likely To Get Naked" (or anyone's list, we'd wager). So it's surprising (and pleasing) to see her getting sexy in the video for "Want."

True, her toplessness is more implied than actual, but there's enough cleavage and sideboob to make the video well worth watching. And it's a hell of a lot racier than her "naked" PETA ad...so, you know, progress!

· Natalie Imbruglia (natalieimbruglia.com)

ZOO Makes A Karaoke Competition Actually Bearable To Watch

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Hey, do you like listening to people sing karaoke songs? Not really? Hmm...well, okay, do you like to see topless girls doing anything? Yeah, we thought you might say yes to that one. And so did ZOO.

Yes, some of the girls in their topless karaoke competition may not have the best set of pipes—but if you turn the sound down, we think you'll find their other charms more than make up for any musical failings they might have.

· Topless Karaoke (zootoday.com)

Escape The Fate Releases (Sorta) Explicit Music Video

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Rockstars and naked girls go together like peanut butter and jelly—at least, that seems to be the going theory behind the new "explicit" video for Escape the Fate's "10 Miles Wide." Just how explicit is it?

Well, there are some boobs, and a little bit of groping, and, hey, Ron Jeremy shows up for about two seconds—but that's about it. Apparently, that's all you need to allow a publicist to declare that "This is easily the most scandalous video released in the last decade." (Which we totally agree with, provided you insert "featuring Escape the Fate" after video, and change "decade" to "day.")

· Video Exclusive: Escape the Fate (playboy.com)

Playboy Gives Us "Msic To Fck To" (And Steals Away Our U's)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We're sure you know what it's like: you're getting ready for an evening of ridiculously awesome action, only to turn to your iTunes playlist and realize that your beats are anything but fresh.

What's a wouldbe Casanova to do? Head to the internet and hit up Playboy's website, where "M*sic To F*ck To" is waiting to provide the so*ndtrack to yo*r sex. Playboy will be releasing one sixty minute track per month (available for download as a—DRM free!—download).

First up: Viennese duo Tosca, who provide a little preview of their upcoming album, "No Hassle." Future recordings will feature Larry Tee, Bloody Beetroots, Heartbreak and DJ Skribble as well as anyone else who's "blowing up in the clubs." (And if you're not into music that's "blowing up in the clubs, well, we guess you're on your own on this one.)

· M*sic To F*ck To (playboy.com)
· Image courtesy of Playboy (playboy.com)

Lisa Ann Featured In "We Made You" Music Video

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Sarah Palin may have retreated from the national stage, but Lisa Ann is still going strong. Look for her in Eminem's next music video—no word on if the Serra Paylin suit is involved. (avn.com, thumbnail)

We Love The 80s (And Its Nip Sliperrific Music Videos)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:30:01 EDT

Do you remember the 80s? Cause we do: it was a time of great music, gorgeous women, and plentiful nip slips—well, if by "80s" you mean the music video for Sabrina's "Boys Boys Boys."

Not to sound like the crotchety old people that we are, but they just don't make 'em like they used to. And not just the music videos—the bikinis, too! We can't remember the last time we saw a girl in a strapless bikini that couldn't possibly stay up under the weight of a few drops of water... and that makes us really, really sad.

· Boys Boys Boys - Sabrina (youtube.com, thanks J!)

Tommy Gunn Joins RuPaul For World's Greatest Music Video

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Inspired by the Japanese, who remixed gay porn into techno videos, RuPaul's latest music video is fueled by hardcore Tommy Gunn goodness—along with crazy graphics, baby RuPaul heads, and, of course, kittens.

True, the video may not "make sense"—but who cares? It's a good song, and Tommy Gunn is in it, and, come on, kittens. Here's hoping that this is but the beginning of a neverending trend. We'd finally have a reason to watch MTV again! (Well, if they actually ran music videos, that is.)

· New RuPaul: Jealous Of My Boogie (worldofwonder.net)

Before He Was He: Baby Buck Angel In "Cursed Female"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Before he was the world's hottest man with a pussy, Crush Object Buck Angel was a woman with a pussy—and a modeling career that landed him in a Porno for Pyros video.

Yes, the star of "Cursed Female" is none other than a baby Buck Angel—who was making waves even back then, with the video banned in the States for awhile, and people on MTV unable to believe that the video starred a woman (which, we suppose, was a bit prescient). View the video below.

· Cursed Female (buckangel.com, via hotmoviesforher.com)

Which Is Hotter? Evan Stone vs Rick James

auryn — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:00:01 EST

In a continuance of our Porn vs. Music Video series, we're pitting the disturbingly sexy Evan Stone against the disturbingly, uh, sexy Rick James. Who would YOU rather "Give It To?"

The Porn:

The Music Video:

They've both got long, luscious locks, look great in white disco pants, are silly as all get-out, but we think one looks sexier in his Speedo. Then again, the other is Rick James, bitch! We're on the fence. Help us decide, pretty please!

Rock Out With Your Cock Out To The Tunes Of "This Ain't The Patridge Family XXX"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Sure, you liked "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX"... but did you love "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX"... and its music?

Well, someone's hoping that you did: Adult DVD Empire is giving fans the chance to download songs from the movie... for free! It's no "Rock 'n Roll In My Butthole"... but then again, what is?

· "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX" (adultdvdempire.com)

Wrongness Incorporated Remixes Porn

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:30:01 EST

Is Wrongness Incorporated creating avant garde porn? Super hardcore club mixes? Something else entirely? We have no idea—but we're totally transfixed by whatever it is that they've made. Clip above. (more videos @ wrongnessincorporated.com)

The Vassarettes: Our Favorite Lingerie Clad Girl Band

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

We're not going to lie to you: as a band, the Vassarettes are pretty bad—especially since they exist solely to shill Vassarette bras. On the other hand, they're hot girls. In their bras.

So, much as the culture snob within us would like to deride this video as a cheap attempt to hype a product... well, we're finding that we just can't turn away from it. (And hey, it could be worse: at least they're not called The Wonder Bras.)

· The Vassarettes (thevassarettes.com, via copyranter.blogspot.com)

Which Is Hotter? Porn Vs. "Rock The Cradle Of Love"

auryn — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

Remember when MTV still showed hot music videos that nurtured your young and confused porn obsession? Maybe that was just us. But anyway, help us decide which is hotter—The Porn or The Music Video.