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#musicvideo
Sexy Music Video Of Some Other Moment: Make The Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"
You can tell we've been watching Victoria's Secret Push-Up Bra commercial too much, because we'd now like to draw your attention to the music. If you enjoyed seeing Victoria's Secret models strut to that song, you'll love this. More » -
#calendars
Looking For The Perfect (Calendar To) Beat(-Off To)
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#musicvideo
Sexy Music Video Of The Moment: Girls' "Lust For Life"
Is there something in the air that's making all the musicians of the world take off their clothes and dance around naked? If so, can we bottle it up and start selling it as an aphrodisiac? More » -
#babes
Nudity Will Save Our Music Programs
If we had only stuck with the recorder past 3rd grade, we could be hanging out with this chick right now. More » -
#wtf
Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video
Of all the things that shocked us about the very hardcore video for Rammstein's newest release, "Pussy," perhaps the most shocking of all was that Rammstein is still together and releasing songs. More » -
#music
Monday Music Break: Ghostface Killah's Extra Spicey "Stapleton Sex"
Seeing as how we are not the hippest kids on the block, we would missed the ultrasexy video for Ghostface Killah's "Stapleton Sex" were it not for our friends at I Heard It On. That would have been tragic. More » -
#celebrityskin
Natalie Imbruglia Gives Us (Almost) All That We "Want"
Natalie Imbruglia isn't on our list of "Musicians Most Likely To Get Naked" (or anyone's list, we'd wager). So it's surprising (and pleasing) to see her getting sexy in the video for "Want." More » -
#babes
ZOO Makes A Karaoke Competition Actually Bearable To Watch
Hey, do you like listening to people sing karaoke songs? Not really? Hmm...well, okay, do you like to see topless girls doing anything? Yeah, we thought you might say yes to that one. And so did ZOO. More » -
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#music
Escape The Fate Releases (Sorta) Explicit Music Video
Rockstars and naked girls go together like peanut butter and jelly—at least, that seems to be the going theory behind the new "explicit" video for Escape the Fate's "10 Miles Wide." Just how explicit is it? More » -
#music
Playboy Gives Us "M*sic To F*ck To" (And Steals Away Our U's)
We're sure you know what it's like: you're getting ready for an evening of ridiculously awesome action, only to turn to your iTunes playlist and realize that your beats are anything but fresh. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Lisa Ann Featured In "We Made You" Music Video
Sarah Palin may have retreated from the national stage, but Lisa Ann is still going strong. Look for her in Eminem's next music video—no word on if the Serra Paylin suit is involved. (avn.com, thumbnail) -
#boobs
We Love The 80s (And Its Nip Sliperrific Music Videos)
Do you remember the 80s? Cause we do: it was a time of great music, gorgeous women, and plentiful nip slips—well, if by "80s" you mean the music video for Sabrina's "Boys Boys Boys." More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Tommy Gunn Joins RuPaul For World's Greatest Music Video
Inspired by the Japanese, who remixed gay porn into techno videos, RuPaul's latest music video is fueled by hardcore Tommy Gunn goodness—along with crazy graphics, baby RuPaul heads, and, of course, kittens. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Before He Was He: Baby Buck Angel In "Cursed Female"
Before he was the world's hottest man with a pussy, Crush Object Buck Angel was a woman with a pussy—and a modeling career that landed him in a Porno for Pyros video. More » -
#pornvsmusicvideo
Which Is Hotter? Evan Stone vs Rick James
In a continuance of our Porn vs. Music Video series, we're pitting the disturbingly sexy Evan Stone against the disturbingly, uh, sexy Rick James. Who would YOU rather "Give It To?" More » -
#hype
Rock Out With Your Cock Out To The Tunes Of "This Ain't The Patridge Family XXX"
Sure, you liked "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX"... but did you love "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX"... and its music? More » -
#wtf
Wrongness Incorporated Remixes Porn
Is Wrongness Incorporated creating avant garde porn? Super hardcore club mixes? Something else entirely? We have no idea—but we're totally transfixed by whatever it is that they've made. Clip above. (more videos @ wrongnessincorporated.com) -
#video
The Vassarettes: Our Favorite Lingerie Clad Girl Band
We're not going to lie to you: as a band, the Vassarettes are pretty bad—especially since they exist solely to shill Vassarette bras. On the other hand, they're hot girls. In their bras. More » -
#pornvsmusicvideo
Which Is Hotter? Porn Vs. "Rock The Cradle Of Love"
Remember when MTV still showed hot music videos that nurtured your young and confused porn obsession? Maybe that was just us. But anyway, help us decide which is hotter—The Porn or The Music Video. More » -
#boobs
"Boobs, Boobs, Boobs": An Ode To The Important Things In Life
Being the stalwart boob lovers that we are, we were thrilled to learn that country sensation Dierks Bentley had penned an ode to mammary glands. More »















