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more about #straight more comments → Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » -
#gratuitousnude
Nothing Like A Six-Pack And A Day At The Beach
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#2008olympics
The New York Times finally picks up what we're putting down and wonders why people are so impressed with the bodies of Olympic athletes—and naturally includes a slide show of the bodies of Olympic athletes. Did they really think people tune in for the glory of amateur competition or something? (nytimes.com) -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: Endurance Training
Are you worried that your sex sessions aren't lasting as long as they should? Not in the "premature celebration" sense, but more in the "dang, I'm exhausted! I need a nap!" sense. The problem is that you are out of shape, Tubby, and you to get your big butt to the gym for some squat thrusts. Seriously, Fatso, dropping a few pounds and improving your cardiovascular conditioning will drastically increase the duration and quality of your "workouts." Take this obviously fit couple who can throw each other around for thirty whole minutes, which must be some sort of record. Remember to stretch properly, though, unless you want some sensitive area to get pulled. More » -
#wrestling
Naked WWE Diva Battle Royale
The beautiful women of World Wrestling Entertainment (not to be confused with the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling) have a long and healthy relationship with Playboy magazine. And by that, we mean that pretty much everyone of them has appeared naked on their pages at some point. So which one kicked the most ass, so to speak? While most of their disputes can be fairly settled inside the squared circle, this one can only be determined by the fairest judge of all—the internet. And then if they want to maybe debate it further in one of their sport's famous "lingerie matches," that would be fine too. More » -
#advertising
Advertising is such a subtle art form that you may not have realized that the "box" this ad is referring to is actually the little one that has been Photoshopped in front of this lady's vagina. You see, because "box" is a euphemism for vagina! Aren't you glad we're here to explain these things? (Copyranter) -
#scandal
The mayor of Arlington, Oregon, was recalled (by three votes) because of a "scandalous" photo posted on her MySpace page. What's crazier: That a mayor has a MySpace page, that anyone cares, or that she could grate cheese on those washboard abs? Bet she makes your mayor look like a creampuff. (katu.com, via Jezebel) -
#lesbians
Flesh Flicks: Wonder Twin Powers
You might be initially confused at the wondrous CGI technology that allows this woman to have lesbian shower sex with herself, but upon further reflection we believe that these finely sculpted lookalikes are actually stunt doubles used to pull off the effect. Two actual movie stunt doubles, judging by the identically ripped bodies that could probably take a prat fall down a flight of stairs and escape from a fiery car crash without a scratch. That they're also available for the even more tricky shower scenes is just a movie producer's lucky bonus. More » -
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#tv
American Gladiators may seem like TV designed to get cheap exploitative ratings, but if that were true would they really pick one of the stars of "Bikini Chain Gang" to fight musclebound freaks with a giant foam stick? At least she and her fellow combatants will have something to talk about when they spar. (americangladiatorgirls.com + nbc.com) -
#muscles
Hardbodied Babes Return To Rough You Up
We were quite shocked and awed the other day when our TV told us that 1990s campfest American Gladiators was not only returning to television, but had earned a spot on NBC's primetime schedule. (Take that striking writers!) It took us back to the days of watching gals like Blaze and Zap pummel unsuspecting frat boys in flashy red, white and blue unitards. (Actually, those might have been the dudes names.) More » -
#muscles
Andrey Krutogolov's Muscle Babes
Some men (and some ladies, too) are afraid of big strong women, while others have no problem fooling around with a chick who could break them in half and flatten the pieces between her heavily sculpted thighs. In fact, that's the way a lot of people prefer their bodies—hard, ripped, and tight as a drum. We have a feeling Andrey Krutogolov is in that camp, because his photographs reveal a definite bias toward the muscle bound set. (And he's a pretty big boy himself.) Maybe you're not ready for all that power, but for those girly men out there who can't even open their own peanut butter jars, perhaps you should try letting women pick you up in bars instead of the other way around. More »
