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MTV Uses Vintage Sexy For Safer Sex Message

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:30:01 EST

Oh, Brazil: land of Carnaval, SexyClub, and safer sex ads full of vintage porn. Why can't America be this cool?

· MTV: Except for AIDS, nothing has changed (coloribus.com, also seen @ copyranter.blogspot.com)

MTV To Reveal Jayden James's "True Life"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:30:01 EST

And while we're on the topic of naked girls turned reality stars: we've just learned that Jayden James will be the star of the next edition of MTV's "True Life: I'm in the Sex Industry."

The documentary begins shooting, um, now, and will continue through the next month, with the episode scheduled to air in April. Exciting stuff, really—though somehow we doubt it will compare to the stuff we've already seen from Jayden.

· MTV Selects Jayden Jaymes for 'True Life' Episode (avn.com)

Ciara Is Naked On The Cover Of Vibe... Or Is She?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:30:55 EDT

R&B star Ciara appears on the cover of the October issue of Vibe magazine—and what's more, she's naked, if strategically positioned! Naturally, this development has led Vibe to receive a whole lot of press, including a bit of controversy and maybe even a lawsuit. MTV reports that Ciara's considering legal action against the magazine, claiming that the powers that be airbrushed underwear out of her shots; meanwhile, Vibe denies these claims and says that the photo shoot was actually Ciara's idea. Either way, we don't really see why it matters that much: the photo is about as revealing as Julianna Margulies' recent "upskirt" shot. Maybe Ciara should save her energy for when that inevitable fake sex tape rumor comes along instead?

· "Ciara Poses Nude For Vibe" and "Ciara Was Nude In Photo Shoot, Vibe Editor Insists" (mtv.com)

Pink Gets Exposed At VMAs

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:30:52 EDT

At this point, wardrobe malfunctions are almost a required part of awards shows. In fact, if Pink hadn't exposed a section of her duct-tape covered boob while performing at MTV's Video Music Awards last weekend, well, we'd have felt downright cheated! (entertainmentwise.com)

When "Real World" Stars Stop Being Polite And Start Getting Naked

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:15:02 EDT

These days it seems like it would only be news if a reality show managed to put together a cast that did not include at least one pornstar. We don't know what it is about the genre that attracts people who are prone to taking their clothes off on camera—perhaps it's the opportunity to take your clothes off on camera?—but whether they started with a youthful indiscretion to pay the rent or parlayed their TV fame into a Playboy pictorial, it's the stars of MTV's "The Real World" who are still the exhibitionist champs. This helpful field guide takes at look at the best and the "brightest" of that universe's stars (guys and girls) who revealed a lot more than basic cable can provide. And there are a lot of them, so you better have a seat.

· A (Not So) Complete History of Naked 'Real World' Cast Members (yuppiepunk.org)
· Related: Big Brother Lisa's porn star past (metro.co.uk)

2008's Top Ten Porn Parodies: Life Imitates Art?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:05:05 EDT

While some porno titles are clearly the products of divine inspiration ("Cum Fart Tsunami," anyone?), others rely on more mundane sources of inspiration. giving us "The Eliot Splitz-her Story" and any number of "Sex and the City" clones. In a tip of the hat to the latter mode of pornspiration, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey teamed up during the MTV Movie Awards to offer us the "Top Ten Porno Names Based On Hit Movies Of 2008." Any idea how long it'll take for the porno studios to actually make these into real stroke flicks? Cause we're dying to see "The Suck-It List."

Fur TV: Because Watching Puppets Fap Will Never Get Old

Violet Blue — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:30:18 EDT

When we first saw the title of MTV UK's new raunchfest "Fur TV" we figured it was either a "Real World" for girls who don't shave or that MTV had decided to update "A Shot At Love" with a cast comprised entirely of furries (which we'd love). No such luck: "Fur TV" is a curious yet hilarious mix of "Meet The Feebles" and "Cribs", with a whole lot of lowbrow sex action and some very cute, underdressed UK babes humping puppets—which we also love, especially when their Paris Hilton sex video sendup gives us a taste of how hot that whole scene could have been, complete with a fluffy comeshot. Puppets hotter than Paris? Who'da thought?

· MTV UK: Fur TV (autoplay warning, mtv.co.uk)
· Fur TV: Sex Tape! (illegaladvertising.com, via Adrants)

Previously: Pornstar Bears, XXX Puppet Sex

We wouldn't call ourselves experts on feminist...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:30:25 EDT

We wouldn't call ourselves experts on feminist theory (we have a feeling that it doesn't like us) but is this what they mean by the "male gaze"? If so, it's a lot more dangerous than we thought.

. . .

· Human Giant: Sensitivity Training (mtv.com)

If you happened to be watching the season...

Jonnobot — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:46:08 EST

If you happened to be watching the season premiere of MTV's "Rob And Big" last night and noticed a hot blonde babe who looked suspiciously like Ninn Worx_SR contract gal Jana Jordan flit across the screen ... well, that's because it was Ninn Worx_SR contract gal Jana Jordan. (The real question is why you were watching "Rob And Big" in the first place, but at least now you have a reason we can understand.) (avn.com; more @ MTV + ninnworx.com)

Slate watches generational crush object...

Fleshbot — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:14:49 EDT

Slate watches generational crush object and MySpace ~~hussy~~ superstar Tila Tequila's new reality show in somewhat excruciating detail ... so you don't have to. (Admit it, you're tuning in just for all that hot bisexual chick-on-lesbian kissing action anyway.) (slate.com)

Stormy Daniels Answers Maroon 5's "Wake Up Call"

Fleshbot — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:54:14 EDT

If you've ever doubted that porn stars are magic, behold the power of Stormy Daniels: prior to this morning we'd never sat through an entire Maroon 5 video, and now we find ourselves suddenly compelled to watch their new clip for "Wake Up Call" over and over again just to see whether we can spot her amongst all those tied-up babes, pole dancers, and cheesy production effects. (She's apparently the one wearing the ~~Vivid~~ Wicked necklace, in case that helps.) Is there anything that gal can't do?

· "Stormy Daniels Featured in Maroon 5 Music Video" (avn.com)
· Maroon 5: "Wake Up Call" ("director's cut" version @ maroon5.com)
· Club Stormy Daniels (membership preview @ clubstormydaniels.com)

Previously: Stormy Daniels In "The One", Porn Bayou Dispatch: Stormy Pinkness in Baton Rouge, Stormy Descending, Club Stormy

Morning Wood: Looking Out For Number One

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 May 2007 11:45:41 EDT

· Jessica Alba is already working on a plan to move up to No. 1 on next year's Hot 100 list. We would say these GQ pictures make her the early frontrunner. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meanwhile, Avril Lavigne focuses her self-promotional efforts on the cover of the new issue of Blender. Hey, it's an even longer way to No. 1 from No. 15, so we guess she can use all the help she can get. (egotastic.com)

· Seems like the sex in that Marilyn Manson video is a little too real for some people. We're still traumatized about it even if it turns out to be fake, so what does it matter? (mtv.com)

· The domain Porn.com has been sold for over $9.5 million. "DirtPipeMilkshakeMILFs.com", however, is still available for a much lower price—so don't give up your hopes of being an online smut mogul just yet. (sys-con.com)

· Presidential candidate Mitt Romney did not have sex with his wife before they were married. Don't we all feel a little safer now? (mineralwellsindex.com)

· A business owner hopes to take her fight against Alabama's sex toy ban to the Supreme Court, mostly because she wants to hear John Paul Stevens say the word "dildos." (montgomeryadvertiser.com + xbiz.com)

· A New York state legislator proposes that exotic dancers be required to have a license to strip. It sounds like some people should need a license to govern. (avn.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives