KST (because we're into abbrevs today) is no stranger to on-screen nudity. Who can forget her impeccable bedside manner in "The English Patient"? We can't. And while "Partir" may not be as monumental as some of her other films ("Confessions of a Shopaholic" anyone?), it still reps that classic KST sensuality.

· "Partir" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Kristin Scott Thomas :: Partir (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

This movie has all kinds of naked people: the happy-giggling-welcoming types who are joyously conscious of their naughty bits, the chill-"I'm just doing my thing"-nudist types who don't care enough to wear clothing, and the angry-screaming-political types you're not supposed to enjoy looking at (but do anyway).

· "Taking Woodstock" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Kelli Garner & Various Actresses :: Taking Woodstock (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

In "Dream Lover," Amick plays a manipulative seductress who has her husband committed to a mental hospital. That's not really our scene. Still, we will cherish this moment, and will pretend it's Shelly asking us to take a long shower with her. It doesn't really matter who she's supposed to be, because Mädchen Amick is hot and naked.

· "Dream Lover" (1993) (imdb.com)
· Mädchen Amick :: Dream Lover (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Truth be told, it pales in comparison to the show—as far as nudity and orgasms go—but it still has its charm. Really, how many times have you seen Don Cheadle interrupt sex to talk to his mom on the phone? How many times has Don Cheadle come up on this website anyway? Twice. We just checked.

· "Crash" (2004/I) (imdb.com)
· Crash (2004) (celebcap.net)

If you're still not convinced that this is a must see movie, well, we just don't know what to tell you anymore. Get some culture, you philistine.

· "Los Abrazos Rotos" (imdb.com)
· Kira Miro in "Los Abrazos Rotos" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

"Frat Party" has topless workout sessions, incredibly orgasmic girls, twins making out with each other, teachers who are hot for you...and, of course, Jesse Jane.

Hey, if you're going to have a college sex romp, make it one to remember.

· Buy "Frat Party" (amazon.com)
· Clips via Nude Movie Scenes (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Fun fact: Anne Hathaway's last nude scene was in "Brokeback Mountain"...with Jake Gyllenhaal. Is he some sort of onscreen nudity lucky charm? And if so, can we arrange for him to be Anne's costar in, um, all her future projects?

· Possible Nudity from Anne Hathaway in "Love and Other Drugs" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

· "Penthouse" (imdb.com)
· Nikki Griffin and Lexi Baxter in "Penthouse" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

True, "Frat Party" may not be as classy as "The Girlfriend Experience"—but we bet it could give "American Pie Presents: The Book of Love" a run for its money. Hey, it's got Jesse Jane—what more do you need?

· Buy "Frat Party" (amazon.com)
· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)

Now we're not saying men (or women, for that matter) who are quick to finish without considering their partner's pleasure deserve death. With that in mind, this clip just shows the sexual snafu and the following few moments of transition. We'd like to imagine that after this disappointing encounter, the young man walks off and enrolls himself in a tantric sex workshop.

· The Final Destination (2009) (imdb.com)
· Video Clip of Gabrielle Chapin from The Final Destination (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Meet Nadia's cousin. She resembles Nadia in many ways. Well, really just two ways. Enjoy!

· "American Pie Presents: The Book of Love" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Video Clips of Various Actresses from American Pie: Book of Love (upcomingnudescenes.net)

· "Diary Of Beloved Wife: Saucepot" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Above, a very relaxing moment from "Glyanets" (aka "Gloss"), an eye opening look at the Russian fashion industry. And by eye opening, we mean...well, just look at these girls, people.

· "Glyanets" (imdb.com)
· Olga Arntgolts and Tatyana Arntgolts in "Glyanets" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Now, you could rent (or, uh, buy) the DVD and fast forward through all the dreck to get to this one gem of a scene...or you could just let Fleshbot do all the fast forwarding for you.

We know what choice we'd make.

·: "Skull Heads" (imdb.com)
· Robin Sydney in "Skull Heads" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

The Arrangement

Studio: Cal Vista Classic
Director: Gene Knowland
Cast: Marilyn Jess, Jean-Pierre, Ann Hoover, Jane Baker, Sophie Duflot, Chris Kennedy, Randy Damon

As freaky as we are at Fleshbot, there are some things we're just not down with, and this 1981 French flick definitely approaches some uncomfortable areas. In a vein similar to the "Taboo" series, "The Arrangement" deals with the revenge-cum-Electra complex of Elisa (Marilyn Jess), a young spoiled model who resents her father's girlfriend/maid. She concocts a scheme to prevent her father from marrying the girl, but first she needs help.

With the assistance of Colette, her best friend and look-alike, Elisa sleeps with photographers and bodybuilders, and plans a swinger's party at some fancy pad. The father, the girlfriend, and the secretary (who is also banging dad) all show up to the party and fool around with each other, until a mysterious woman in an afro and sunglasses appears and fucks everyone. The photographer blows her cover saying "No, Elisa! Don't do that to your father!" and the girl runs away. Later, we see Elisa talking to Colette about how everything was ruined, but it's still unclear who seduced daddy.

So how is incest supposed to derail a relationship? Besides the obvious taboo, we can't really tell. Dad's girlfriend doesn't seem to know, as she was missing from the crucial scene of enlightenment. Maybe Elisa was using the situation at home to justify her unnatural lust, or maybe she's an ineffective prankster.

If potential/suggested incest isn't your thing, don't worry, there's plenty of legit vanilla sex in "The Arrangement." It's just as raunchy, dubbed, and full of pubes as you'd expect from VHS porn. My personal favorite scene involves the maid and the dad and a vacuum cleaner. They probably shouldn't use a vortex of plastic to imitate oral sex, but they do anyway. A magnifying glass, apple core, and pool raft also make guest appearances in the list of impromptu sex toys.

This movie offers much, but doesn't fully deliver. If you're looking for a straightforward fuck, you'll find your arousal mired in complicated plot. If you're looking for something to generate incest fantasies (because we're not here to judge), you'll probably be disappointed. Watch "The Arrangement" if you have a thing for Marilyn Jess and bizarre retrofap.

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And in this week's New Yorker (yes, The New Yorker), he's willing to dish. Apparently, there's many a nudie classic that's been revealed to, ahem, reveal even more once it's been upgraded to HD. Where once there was but a dark shadow, now we're presented with bush (or at least more boobage). Where...no, actually, that's pretty much the end of the story. We're on the fence as to whether this is more an ad for the flagging Blu-Ray industry or for Mr. Skin himself (who makes the technical upgrade so you don't have to)—but in the meantime, we're just going to stick with our SD movies, and see if we can't unlock this secret nudity by squinting really, really hard.

· Mr. Skin (mrskin.com)
· Naked Truth (newyorker.com, subscription required)
· Thumbnail: Topless Eva Amurri, just because

Fair warning: this film (apparently of the horror genre) also mixes in a good deal of gore and blood and guts and whatnot. So if you're not into mixing severed heads with your naked chicks...well, this might be one RetroNudity clip you should just pass on by.

· "Re-Animator" (imdb.com)
· "Re-Animator" (celebcap.net)

· "Des gens qui passent" (imdb.com)
· (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Stripped - A Confessional

Studio: VCX Pictures
Director: Hugh Richards
Cast: Raven Alexis, Dia Zerva, Ashley Roberts, Jennifer Dark, Kiara Diane, Joey Brass, Mr. Pete, Allen W., Justin R.

The overarching structure of "Stripped" makes it look like videos from naughty couples' therapy sessions. Each participant feels unfulfilled by his/her relationship, and sex is the only medium for righting those wrongs. That's a sentiment we can agree with.

Every scene starts out with a girl pouring her heart out, confessing disappointment, terror, neglect, or abuse, and as you empathize with the girl, the sex that follows feels incredibly intimate and draws you in. This isn't always a happy experience, but it's definitely unique and exciting.

Without a doubt, Raven Alexis is the main attraction. Her highschool sweetheart-turned-husband doesn't validate her sexually, barely touches her, and never brings her to orgasm. Raven is a decent actor (as are all the players in "Stripped") so her frustration and fear jump out from the very beginning. As they melt into lust, she strips and masturbates until someone—not the husband—comes into frame and treats her right. The whole experience is tender, sensual, yet not without vigor. There's even something intimate about the cumshot: rather than standing above her as he beats off, he lies on his back and she places her head on his stomach. They even kiss after she swallows.

Later in the film, Raven comes back—looking healthier and happier—to discuss her fantasy about sex with another woman. Dia Zerva ties her to the bed and takes her through the motions sooooooo sloooooowly, from tongue to dildo to strap-on to screaming orgasm. It's one of the most delayed, delicious lesbian scenes ever, and it's probably the most sex-positive communion in the film.

Kiara Diane and Mr. Pete finish the film with a straightforward couplet: she questions whether it's ok to have one-night stands, and he shows up for a quick fuck. But it isn't night, so that's good. Plus, she makes him come twice, so they must really like each other.

The two most interesting scenes, in my opinion, are the most disturbing ones. First, Ashley Roberts and her husband come in to discuss their lackluster sex life. She wants their relationship to be like it used to be, he wants more quickies and blowjobs, and neither of them get anything because they're too busy and have a child. They try just what Raven did, and things are going well, and then during the blowjob it all ends. He can't get hard, she gets pissed, and they get a divorce the following week. HA!

The other scene is much more challenging. Jennifer Dark plays a young woman from the Czech Republic (she is a young woman from the Czech Republic, by the way) with some marital issues. She met her American husband back home, and at first he was a wonderful, generous, and considerate man. After he brought her to the States, he locked her up inside his home. It isn't clear if she ends up stripping or prostituting, but she has to use her body to promote his gambling addiction. Of course, he punishes her when she doesn't earn enough money. The sex, it seems, is the worst part; he abuses her body, takes advantage of her, and "makes [her] feel sick."

In less than five minutes, you're flooded with the confessions of a broken woman. No one comes out and says the words, "sex slave," but the conditions are all there. She even delivers part of her interview in Czech, adding another level of realism and displacement to the tone. She doesn't know what she's going to do, but she mentions suicide. And then her husband shows up and they have sex.

If it weren't for a few lines from Joey Brass, this would look just like any other fuck session. Even then, what he says only seems possessive and dominating in the normal porno sense. "Who owns this pussy?" is not an unusual phrase.

I really don't know what to think about this. Are we encouraged to or allowed to enjoy this scene? Should we even be able to? Maybe the filmmaker is willing to talk about marital rape and sexual abuse, but not willing to show it. Whether that's cowardice or restraint is up for questioning. Alternately, porn is the perfect medium for allowing people to project their fantasies—however brutal or ridiculous—into a safe, controlled environment. Maybe the whole point is to allow viewers to take on this misogynist fantasy and enjoy it for its taboo. Or maybe it's a comment on the degrading and selfish depiction of sex in all pornography. I have no idea. Nonetheless, it's fantastic that "Stripped" presents these issues and ambiguities. There should be more porn like this.

· STRIPPED - A CONFESSIONAL (strippeddvd.com)
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Yes, sources are reporting that Ms. Malone bears some for a sex scene in "The Messenger" (currently screening in limited locations across the US). To the best of our knowledge, this is Jena's first ever nude scene—and thus a serious cause for celebration. Screw "The Princess and the Frog," we're going to go see "The Messenger" this weekend.

· Info on Nudity from Jena Malone in The Messenger (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· Are there any nude pictures of Jena Malone? (nudography.com)