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Eye-balling: "Splashes on Glasses 2"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

One of the unlikeliest niches, that of sex culminating in ropey volleys lobbed across the cosmetic (rarely prescription) eyewear of pornstresses, has made it to a second edition just in time for Christmas! Could "The Golden Compass" do that? No.

We're all guardedly unapologetic about liking porn (for example, many of us hasten to say things like "except with animals" or "never on Sukkot" or "unless my ex-wife or ex-fiancee are in it") but a movie like this, which is just as good as any other five-scene Porn Valley gonzo but which has that little something extra, underscores the fact that the cornerstone of all porn, the visible cumshot, here marks both the model and something she owns.

It's like Monica Lewinsky's blue dress, except higher.

What is it about glasses? Why can't it be a hairband or some earrings? Why not pulling out of Andy San Dimas (not that I would) and dropping a load in her purse? Doubtless 2010 will see a flourishing of Pocketbook Porn.

In any case, director/performer Mick Blue should seek sponsorship from LensCrafters for the gratuitous shots of girls' fashion frames. London Keyes gets the fright wig treatment (in which a black-haired woman's hair is radially laced with sperm for a Bride of Frankenstein effect), Hillary Scott proves how much of a pro she is by keeping her eyes open during her post-DP unloading, and Monique Alexander does things she never got to do at Vivid (though she does steal Nina Hartley's look in this picture).

And I'd say more about Aletta Ocean, but my glasses were off by that point.

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Shirts And Skins: "Sporty Girls 3"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

So rarely in porn do we venture into the world of personal trainers and home badminton courts that we forget the affluent have sex, too. The subtext of "Sporty Girls 3" is that all women are pink beneath their whites.

This movie is exceptionally well shot by William H. and edited by Robert Laplance. The team makes these sunny, upbeat, and strenuous interludes with Monique Alexander (fantastic blowjob), Sadie West (competent soccer player), Phoenix Marie (pliant!), Abbey Brooks (thanks for involving men in your life, finally), and the resurgent Hillary Scott that much more effective.

I am not saying that the five women listed above can't do some major damage just standing there, but a movie like this one, which would be a throwaway in other hands (brief setups of women exercising and then playfully seduced by their partners), really knocks it out of the park, making each performer look her sweaty, alluring best.

As a carnivore, I like a little flesh and jiggle. Only volleyballer Abbey Brooks qualifies as voluptuous - everyone else is either whippet thin or, like Phoenix Marie, muscularly sexy - but each vignette displays teamwork, effort, and vigor. I want these women on my side.

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Monique. Just...Monique.

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:15:00 EST

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Elegant Angel Unveils Next Generation Of "Sporty Girls"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

As a general rule, we can take or leave organized sports (except for "indoor sports," yukyuk). Sporty girls, however, are the creamy peanut butter to our sweet, tangy jelly (or maybe it's the other way around?).

Elegant Angel has some lovely pictures of the cast of the latest installment of "Sporty Girls," their series celebrating girls who like balls with their, ahem, balls. Though we're not one hundred percent sure which sport each of these girls plays, there's question that they're all quite practiced at getting their (and our) heart rates up.

· Sport Girls 3 - Coming in October! (elegantangel.com)

"Cheers: An XXX Parody": And They're Always Glad You Came

Gram Ponante — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Porn is a dream factory. Where else can you get Sara Stone (Rebecca) and Monique Alexander (Diane) to appear in New Sensations' parody of "Cheers" when their characters didn't even share screen time in the original show? Also: they're naked.

If only the "Star Trek" parodies had featured Captains Pike, Kirk, and Picard - nah, they still would have sucked. Still, Sara Stone's Rebecca, who seduces Woody (Mr. Pete) after the latter gets Sam's (Joel Lawrence) little black book, seems to have flesh in the places Kirstie Alley wishes she had it. Am I being weightist and insensitive? I am sorry; it is how I feel. Distribution of weight is important to me.

Evan Stone's Cliff ("We strive to always put Evan in a moustache," said director Lee Roy Myers) and Mr. Pete's Woody were particularly effective in the parody, which suggests that "sometimes you wanna go where everybody blows a load."

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Conan Does Vivid

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:45:00 EDT

Last night, Conan O'Brien paid a visit to his across the street neighbors: Vivid HQ. Choco tacos were had by all, and hilarity ensued (assuming you find Conan's brand of humor to be hilarious, at least).

Monique Alexander Is Shooting More B/G Scenes—And They're Not For Vivid

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:30:01 EDT

The debate over whether Monique Alexander is or isn't with Vivid has been officially settled (for those of you who were still confused). Monique is shooting B/G content for Naughty America—her first non-Vivid B/G in 5 years.

We're not sure who the lucky B in that B/G equation will be, but you can be your ass we'll be reporting back to you just as soon as we find out.

· Naughty America Forums (naughtyamerica.com, thanks hodayathink!)

Double Your Pleasure With Double The Monique Alexander

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:15:00 EDT

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Monique Alexander And Tori Black Are Seriously Addictive

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 May 2009 12:00:00 EDT

In school, they warned us about the dangers of drugs: stimulants, depressants, barbiturates, amphetamines...but why, oh why, did no one tell us about the dangerously addictive power of nymphetamines?

Sure, Monique and Tori may look all sweet and innocent—but trust us, when you're lying on the floor, sweaty and breathless and jonesing for another fix, they won't seem so sweet and innocent anymore.

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Pornstars Round Out Cast Of "Crank 2"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD.

On the chance that any of you are actually inclined to see the movie while it's still on the big screen, do us a favor and let us know if Nick Manning manages to make use of his catchphrase—that might actually be worth paying to see. Well, maybe.

· "Crank 2" Credits (imdb.com, thanks E!)
· Thumbnail: Jenna Haze, not in "Crank 2" (premiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

Monique Alexander: Vivid Girl Or No?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:45:00 EST

Okay, now we're confused. Last week we reported that Crush Object Monique Alexander might have left Vivid—yet somehow, we just received a press release from Vivid hyping the recent successes of Vivid Girl Monique Alexander.

Vivid Girl Monique Alexander has graduated from being featured as CHERI magazine's "Tart of the Year" in 2002 to being the cover girl for March, 2009.

The magazine devotes eight pages to a sexy pictorial of Monique by Josh Ryan in which she’s in and out of a tiny red bikini and will be on newsstands across the country starting tomorrow.

Monique is a member of the elite group of contract actress that perform exclusively for the world's leading adult film studio. Managing editor Rob Perez says Monique "is–—beautiful, (has an) amazing body, charming and oozing sexuality whenever she appears on screen."

Monique reveals all in the accompanying interview including that she is truly bisexual and that her pick for the female celebrity that she would most like to have sex with is Angeline Jolie and that the male celebrity is Johnny Depp. When asked about what was the best and worst thing about being a porn star she said "The best thing is I get paid to have sex with beautiful people. And, the worst thing I would have to say, is the stereotype that everyone thinks that every porn star is drug addict or that we're all stupid, or that we're all whores and we have orgies every day of our lives. I would think that's the worst thing – the stereotypes that people have."

She's thrilled with her AVN Award (with Mr. Marcus) for Best Couples Sex Scene in "Cry Wolf." "I really enjoyed doing that. It was a great script and a great cast."

Ideas, anyone?

Dispatches From The Red Carpet: The Best (And Worst) AVN Awards Fashion

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

Pornstars may get paid to not wear clothes—but even the professionally naked need to get dressed (and dressed up) sometimes. And when they do... well, some seem to be more successful than others.

Straight from the red carpet of the AVN Awards, here our some of our favorite (and not so favorite) fashion choices. We'll let you decide which is which.

· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)

Has Monique Alexander Left Vivid?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:30:01 EST

It seems that Crush Object Monique Alexander has parted ways with Vivid Video: the Vivid stamp has disappeared from her LA Direct Models page—and more alarmingly, it appears she no longer does boy-girl scenes.

The news comes as a shock to at least some of us—just a week ago, Vivid PR sent out invitations for the company's big AVN blowout, listing Monique as one of the featured starlets in attendance. Could this all have gone down in just a scant few weeks? Could it all be one big misunderstanding? We'll be sure to track down Ms. Alexander this week in Vegas and do our best to get an answer out of her.

Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists have suggested that Monique's contract was not renewed because of her increasing tattoo count. Could Vivid really be that anti-ink? Chew on that one as we gather up more evidence.

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· Monique Alexander on LA Direct (ladirectmodels.com)
· Monique Alexander Update (lukeford.com)
· Update on Monique Alexander. Vivid might not have renewed her contract because of her tattoos (pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com)

Hey, look it's another "the porn industry...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:00:43 EDT

Hey, look it's another "the porn industry is dying because of the internet, amateurs giving it away for free, and oh, yeah the entire economy is in the tank right now so maybe it has something to do with that" stories. But this one is in Financial Times (and includes a guest appearance by Monique Alexander) so now you know it's serious. (ft.com)

Small Boobs Need Love Too

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:30:25 EDT

In the world of porn, bigger is usually thought of as better: big hard cocks, bra busting boobs, big teased hair. But here at Fleshbot, we like to celebrate all sizes — especially when it comes to boobs. And it seems we're not the only ones who feel that way. As severn123 made abundantly clear, a little bit of tit can go a long, long way. For the days when more than a mouthful is more than enough, we offer up a selection of our favorite members of the itty bitty titty committee. They're all beautiful, and not a one over a B cup.

Miyu Sakurai (jheat.com)

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Stoya

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Brandi Belle

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Monique Alexander Cries Wolf

DCypher — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:50:37 EDT

Paul Thomas, who is surely on the shortlist for World's Greatest Porn Director, explores the dark side of deceit and lust in Vivid's new sure-to-be-controversial-even-if-it's-trying-to-be movie about a woman who claims she was raped and left for dead. Shocking stuff, especially for a studio that's more noted for its lighthearted sex romps; we’re not surprised that it took the couple of years since it was filmed to get released. But we’re glad we finally got our screener copy ... along with the preview pics in the gallery you'll find after the jump.

Even for a "big budget film" (just like it says on the box cover!), "Cry Wolf" stars an unusually large cast: in addition to Monique Alexander's star turn, the film features Stefani Morgan, Tyla Wynn, Staci Thorn, Riley Mason, Marlie Moore, Lexxi Tyler, Tory Lane, Carly Parker, Holly Wellen, Devon Lee, and Jayna Oso. (Fun fact: "Oso" means "bear" in Spanish, in case you were wondering. We don’t know if Jayna means horny or not, but we like to think that it does.)

While Stefani Morgan shines, it’s Monique Alexander’s amazing anal performance (with fantastic doggy style action) that left us totally mesmerized. Mmmm: Monique Alexander Doggy Anal. We promise we're not crying wolf about that.

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Sex Week At Yale: Final Thoughts From An Alum

Gram Ponante — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:02:59 EST

Sex therapist and sensual salon hostess Dr. Susan Block returned to her alma mater for last month's Sex Week at Yale and proceeded to write the definitive account you wont find in Porn Valley press releases, in which Ron Jeremy is revealed as a pawn of religious groups and Vivid director Paul Thomas is accused of misogyny by the future leaders of America. Block also recounts her own persecution over her use of the word "slutwear": "(S)ome of these well-meaning sisters seem bent on making life as difficult as possible for innocent sluts and the people who love us," she writes in her bonobo-laden travelogue.

· Dr. Susan Block's Blog (drsusanblock.com, scroll to 2/25 entry)
· Sex Week at Yale (sexweekatyale.com)

Monique Alexander, Master Debater

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:51:40 EST

If you're not currently a student at Yale University, good for you! However, you probably missed out on last month's Sex Week festivities, which culminated in a public debate between two anti-porn "pastors" and rival porn spokespeople Ron Jeremy and Monique Alexander. Portions of that debate aired on ABC's Nightline last week, but you can watch the entire thing online right now. (It's quite long, so take your time.) To give you just a taste, here's Monique giving an Ivy League answer to the charge that all porn women are broken down hussies abused by the system. And here you were thinking she was just another pretty face?

· "Nightline Face Off - Is America Addicted To Porn?" (abcnews.go.com)

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Sex Please, We're Yalies

Gram Ponante — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:41:36 EST

There are those who would have you believe that Ivy League students only lead lives of the mind, but if you've ever been to New Haven, you'd know that Yale scholars need to have sex to keep from crying. Still, the venerable institution will be trucking in the likes of Monique Alexander and Dr. Ruth for Sex Week later this month, and Vivid is sponsoring a whole day of festivities. "(Sex Week at Yale)'s mission is to get beyond the awkwardness, discomfort and taboo of conventional sex education programs and to get students talking about sex openly and realistically," its organizers say. Funny, my own alma mater's philosophy about sex held that self-delusion always resulted in at least a more interesting relationship.

· Sex Week at Yale (sexweekatyale.com)
· Vivid (vivid.com)

Monique Alexander And Audrey Bitoni In "Pop Star"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:42:11 EST

A Boulevard Of Broken Dreams story from today's Hollywood, "Pop Star"'s nip slips, lipsynch malfunctions, and clandestine trysts are so much more compelling than the Tinseltown reality they emulate.

Read our review after the gap.

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Popstar

Studio: Vivid
Director: B. Skow
Cast: Monique Alexander, Audrey Bitoni, Nick Manning, Presley Maddox, Carolyn Reese, James Deen, Evan Stone

Review by Gram Ponante

"Take your clothes off for Din," Hollywood Weseal Nick Manning says to Sunrise (Monique Alexander) in Vivid's "Popstar". "Din wants to see some nipples. AND THE REST!"

Sunflower is new in town and starmaker Avery Din has invited her into the VIP lounge. Meanwhile, her cattty hometown best friend's career goes the other way: she is reduced to porn.

"Din's nude," Manning says, adding: "I'm gonna stick it where the sun don't rise."

The adorable Alexander makes us believe that she wouldn't actually shun us in a club, or perhaps she only appears to be an ingenue against Manning's utter oiliness. Either way, if we can forgive Jack Nicholson for playing the same character in all his later movies, we are equally satisfied when Manning arrives at load-droppin' time. (In addition to "Dropping loads!" Manning has added the catchphrase "Wrecked!")

As Din seeks to jettison Paulina (Audrey Bitoni) as flavor of the month, planting cocaine in front of paparazzi and sabotaging TV appearances, he also sends his assistant, Paige (Presley Maddox) to manipulate a late night host by whatever means necessary.

Then Sunrise must get cozy with a VJ (James Deen). Squalid. Especially since she can't sing.

Yesterday's news Paulina tries to get her career back by coming on to Marvin the engineer (Evan Stone). It seems like her fall from grace has schooled her in her humanity. Her natural singing talent and her Gram-bearing hips made her cocky. Can she redeem herself? Porn really does teach us things. It was at this point I wanted Bitoni to win.

Realizing it was Din's machinations all along, the women in his life finally get together, you know, in a "Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves" sort of way, taken to logical conclusions.

"Pop Star" is a delightful stocking stuffer ... and so much less sordid than watching TMZ!

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