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Five iPhone Porn Apps We'd Like To See

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Have you heard the news? Apple has approved an iPhone app with naked ladies! Yes, the days of a boob-free app store are long gone: now that parental controls are in place, it's open season for dirty content.

But what kind of dirty content will there be? So far, the only 17+ app is Hottest Girls, a slideshow, of, well, hot girls in various stages of undress. Nice as it is, we'd love to see something a little more hardcore hit the app store—and we've got a whole bunch of ideas for what those apps should be like. So to all you wouldbe entrepreneurs: get out your pens, and prepare to meet the idea that's gonna make you a millionaire.

Fyre TV for the iPhone. Fyre TV offers access to a constantly growing database of streaming porno movies. What if you could tap into that database with your iPhone? It'd be pretty awesome, wouldn't it.

RubMyClit 2.0. Back in the dinosaur days of the iPhone, an intrepid soul put together an iPhone-friendly web app that gave you the chance to get a girl off. It was popular then, and with a few tweaks, it could be even more popular now. Replace the illustration of a vulva with an actual, factual girl; offer different choices of girls to stimulate...and maybe some different methods of stimulation...and you could have a real winner on your hands. It's like an interactive porno, only better (hopefully).

Upcoming releases. Many studios already release iPod-friendly trailers. What if you could arrange for said trailers to automatically download to your phone—like magic? Sign up to be notified of releases from your favorite studios (or even just favorite video lines), and never be uninformed again. Even better: enable one-click purchasing, allowing you to easily buy whatever vids tickle your fancy.

Integrated XTube. YouTube is already set up on to work on the iPhone. Imagine if someone created a similar set up for XTube or [insert your favorite tube site here]? Ooh, the possibilities.

Sexy skins. An erotic theme for your iPhone desktop, complete with naked lady wallpaper, erogenous zone icons, and orgasmic sound effects. Imagine if every time someone called you, your phone moaned in ecstasy? (Okay, granted, this app would probably appeal mostly to frat boys—but frat boys are people too. People with money.)

And those are just some of our ideas. We can already feel the millions rolling in...what would you like to see on your (real or imaginary) iPhone?

· Thumbnail stars: Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones

Mobile Phones: Now With More Porn!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:45:00 EST

Are you constantly missing all the hot updates on the PornHub? Do you feel out of touch and unconnected with all the latest tube vids? Good news: there's now a way for you to keep your finger on the pulse of the porn... with a minimal amount of effort! In partnership with AdultMobileSolutions, PornHub is now offering SMS updates—every time the site updates, you get a text. We sure hope you have one of those unlimited text plans.... (And what's next for PornHub? Twitter?) (xbiz.com, thumbnail from Kate's Playground via Ask Jolene)

So who exactly is this Dick Smith and why...

Jonnobot — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:05:58 EDT

So who exactly is this Dick Smith and why does he get to look at phone porn images? More importantly, can we have his job? (news.com.au; thumb via WildDolls.com)

Dirty DVD rental and video-on-demand service...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:15:24 EDT

Dirty DVD rental and video-on-demand service WantedList has joined the parade of Apple fanfolk with a new iPhone compatible mobile site. Which is great and all, though they should know that people who don't own iPhones might want to watch porn in the airport bathroom while waiting for their connecting flight too. Would it be so terrible to think about them once in awhile? (m.wantedlist.com)

And another friendly reminder to everyone...

Jonnobot — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:20:35 EDT

And another friendly reminder to everyone itching to look at smut on their shiny new iPhones today: you can check out Fleshbot's previous iPhone porn coverage here, here, here, here, and here, among other places. Assuming you got yours activated, that is; otherwise you're just going to have to get your fap on the old fashioned way. Ever hear of this thing called the internet?

iPhone Porn 2.0: Here We Go Again

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:15:32 EDT

In case you haven't already heard, July 11th is the first day of the rest of your life. That's the day iPhone 3G 2.0: Electric Cellphone Boogaloo will descend from the heavens and bathe us all in the healing light of subsidized mobile interweb global positioning touch screen perfection. But what does that really mean for you, exactly? Lots and lots of porn, of course! Adult content producers are salivating at the idea of providing you with smut on the go, and the mainstream media is fairly frothing at the mouth just yapping about it. The world has changed, people!

Except ... didn't we go through all this last year?

Porn sites that cater to the iPhone have been around since before the first model even launched, and while they'll load a little faster now there's nothing new or unique about them. And let's not forget that mobile porn has been heating up Europe and Asia for years without any help from Apple, thank you very much. So the business of sending people porn via their mobile phone is fundamentally still the same.

Most importantly, the porn itself hasn't changed. It's still people fucking, only smaller—and since you can't jerk off on the subway (yet) having all this filth on the go isn't as helpful as it might seem. The most interesting and clever development to rise out of the iPhone technology is still RubMyClit. Come up with something to top that and then maybe we'll have something to get more excited about.

· "The iPhone's Next Frontier: Porn" + "Turning the iPhone into the xxxPhone" (time.com)

The Silicon Alley Insider tallies up a list...

Jonnobot — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:55:02 EDT

The Silicon Alley Insider tallies up a list of the top 20 porn sites accessed on mobile phones and comes up with a few surprises. To them anyway, that is—sites like Brazzers and Reality Kings might not be household names where they're from, but here at Fleshbot Central they're practically our next door neighbors. (Then again, we're probably the ones who accessed those sites enough times to get them on the list to begin with, so they might have a point.) (alleyinsider.com; thumbnail via Wild Dolls)

iPhone 3G: Best Porn Phone Ever?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:20:58 EDT

While our more geeky siblings may be excited about about the iPhone 3G's GPS capabilities and new applications, there's really only one thing that interests us about it: the faster download speeds, which of course means quicker access to porn. And it seems we're not the only ones who are looking forward to rubbing one out to BigSausagePizza.com with greater convenience during work hours, as you'll see in the video below. Really, what else were you going to use that fancy piece of equipment for anyway? Checking those spreadsheets on your Enterprise server? Please.

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· iPhone 3G: Guided Tour from FOD Team and Seth (funnyordie.com)

The mobile porn market could be worth $5...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:10:18 EDT

The mobile porn market could be worth $5 billion worldwide in five years, yet somehow we still can't figure out how to make Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" our ringtone. That's science for you. (aetoday.com)

We realize it's probably just some sort...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:54:09 EST

We realize it's probably just some sort of thinly disguised marketing hype designed to lure potential investors, but we were still interested in this "report" which claims that worldwide revenues from mobile adult video chat are "set to climax at $1.5bn within the next five years" due to increased 3G penetration ... mostly because we can never resist anything we read that uses the words "climax" and "penetration" in the same place. (vnunet.com)

Looking to get into the exciting—and...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:28:06 EST

Looking to get into the exciting—and lucrative!—world of mobile porn? On February 20, the domain porn.mobi will be auctioned off. Purchase that and nothing will stand between you and your smutty riches. Except for the fact that no one has any idea what ".mobi" is. (itwire.com)

OMG, you guys! You're totally going to be...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:03:04 EST

OMG, you guys! You're totally going to be able to get porn on your cell phone soon, which you really can't do now unless, you know ... you already own a cell phone. This amazing technology story brought to you by the year 1992. (zdnet.com + sciam.com + Gawker)

... And because there can never be enough...

Jonnobot — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:29:47 EST

... And because there can never be enough ways to look at porn on your iPhone, our sticky keyboard'd siblings at Gizmodo take a long, hard look at iSteamy, yet another browser-type application purpose built for getting even more crud on your touchscreen. It's almost making us long for the simple, old-fashioned days of looking at boobs in a purloined copy of Playboy ... but not quite. (Gizmodo)

iPhone Porn Grid Makes You Glad You Gave Up That RAZR

Jonnobot — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:59:43 EST

OK, we know that all the iPhone news we're telling you about today is making things feel very last June around here ... but surely there's at least a few of you who found a new iPhone in their Christmas stocking or under their menorahs this year, and a few more of you who already owned one but who continue to be on the lookout for the best iPhone-formatted porn sites out there. The nicely designed iPhone Porn Grid delivers pretty much what it promises, even if what it features isn't so much straight up porn as fine (and free) babelog fodder from the likes of Hegre and Met Art. It's just the thing to flash to make all your non-iPhone owning friends jealous ... though they might not be as jealous as you'd like them to be once they see how sticky all that virtual babe fondling is making your touchscreen.

· iPhone Porn Grid (iPhonePornGrid.com)

RubMyClit: The iPhone Finds Its True Purpose

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:09:55 EST

Ever since the iPhone was born, pornographers have tried to pitch their wares to the mobile pervert and capitalize on the buzz of this year's must-have gadget. But so far, no one's really taken advantage of the device's super slick touch screen to put you in the action. Well, some enterprising do-gooder has finally figured out how to make iPorn work (sorta) with this little interactive clitoris s(t)imulator game. Since most of you aren't cool enough to have your own (hey, we had to borrow one just to do this post) we figured a demonstration was in order. What to know what ~~$600~~ $400 worth of Steve Jobs' mind grapes gets you? One satisfied cartoon ... and a lot of smudgy fingerprints.

· rubMyClit (rubmyclit.ratethatthing.com)
· Video (and phone) supplied by Nick McGlynn

Breaking: Soon, you will be able to watch...

Fleshbot — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:42:29 EDT

Breaking: Soon, you will be able to watch porn movies directly on your cell phone! (Yes, we know that we here in North America have been told this was coming for years already ... but this time, apparently, they're totally serious.) (abcnews.go.com)