• more about #straight
    offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more »
    Sven.T.Sexgore: Yep either the gusset of the pantyhose or panties. Either that or she has verrry interesting labia. more »
    Badmofo: Downloadlinks for the videos would be nice. And not just because they are not playing properly. more »
    bmonkey: Portrait of japanese go-go dancer, after work... more »
    bmonkey: I imagine Santa might be reluctant to leave Aria underneath anyone's tree, but his own. more »
    FrancesTheMute: I agree, those look like panties to me more »
    whosthatpussy: Is it too late to add this to my Christmas list? lol more »
    whosthatpussy: That's the kind of scary movie I might actually enjoy watching! more »
    MalzyWheels: Love stockings like that... more »
    MalzyWheels: I say panties: what I see doesn't seem to be following any curvatures, and I think lady parts would. more »
    Rodrigo Lupatini: This is a hot girl of a TV program here in Brazil. Brazilian woman is very hot. Look at that beautiful ass she has. And his friends too. [www.yo... more »
    inverts: And here I thought the Marilyn Monroe Redux was her "topless swan song" according to her publicist. I'm not exactly complaining, but I still prefer th... more »
    FrankN.Stein: my favorite things as well - and that is a very good film about both of them indeed. more »
    heterophobic: Second only to Kelly Brook in the hot busty actress category. Never knew this existed. Thanks! more »
    heterophobic: Why does the guy have to be old and ugly? /sigh more »
    heterophobic: I have been a very big fan of McPhee's bosom for years. Some day we'll finally see them in all their glory. For now, I'll take this. And did the orig... more »
    FrankN.Stein: wow - nude scene doesn't exactly describe the whole beauty of this, does it? more »
    riffleraffle: Whoa, the dicks touched. more »
    Super_fly: dang. musta been nice to have had money back then, just get turned on an call the pretty servant girl over. more »
    bmonkey: I guess I could be convinced to take another shower before going to bed... more »
  • #popshots

    Popshots of the Week!

    Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More »
  • #dvd

    "Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy

    Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More »
  • #upcoming

    Class Is In Session: "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"

    Summer's done, and school's back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler's "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX." More »
  • #hardcore

    Jenna Haze Demolishes The Color Line With "Sexual Blacktivity"

    We haven't seen such a scintillating tale of smoldering adventure, illicit desires, and sexy zebra action since the drive-in theater played "The Queen of Spades" and "Action Jackson" on a double feature adults-only Friday. More »
  • #crushobjectalert

    Misty Stone: America's Porn Sweetheart

    Whitney Houston made a promise to us with her "How Will I Know?" video: Some day this wholesomeness will be coupled with images of spread labia to create a fantasy character for the late oughts. That creature is Misty Stone. More »
  • #behindthescenes

    "This Ain't Saved By The Bell"—The Liveblog

    Dying to know more about the porn epic that is "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX"? Of course you are. And Hustler is dying to tell you more about the project: that's why they're liveblogging the filming. More »
  • #upcoming

    "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX" Vs. "Saved By The Bell": A Comparison

    Have you heard the news about "Saved by the Bell"? No, we're not talking about that lame reunion...we're talking about the "Saved by the Bell" porno that Hustler's been hard at work on. More »
  • #dvd

    "Not The Cosbys XXX": All That And A Jello Pudding Pop

    "Not The Cosbys XXX" may just be our most hotly anticipated porn of 2009. Growing up in the eighties, "The Cosby Show" was a big deal—and we were also thrilled to see more black people in mainstream porn. More »
  • #fleshbotrequests

    A Girl's Best Friend: Girls And Their Toys

    Forget diamonds—any girl with the slightest bit of sexual sophistication knows who her real best friend is. And when best friends get together... well, we can certainly feel the love lust in the air. More »
  • #welovetheporn80s

    "Not the Cosby Show XXX" Doesn't Sweater the Small Stuff

    ...like the fact that my first visit to the set happened on Caucasian Day.
  • #photoplay

    Your Day In "Black Sweeties"

    Granted, there are those who'd point out that there would never be a porn title called "White Sweeties," and that specifying a performer as a "sweety" might imply that others of that race, gender, nationality, or creed aren't sweeties. But I read this title as a shortening of "Sweeties Who Happen to Be Black," much like I assume "Big-Titted Teens" isn't a slam on my girlfriend, who happens to be a small-chested Samoan 19-year-old, but a sweety nonetheless. More »