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Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Quick word of advice: jizz will not wash out of polyester. Trust us.

'70s Show: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Cast: Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Justin Magnum, Bo Banner, Ethan Cage, Steve Smith, Pike Nelson

When we first announced "'70s Show" on this site, there was quite a hubbub about casting choices, hair color, and overall attention to the original. In response to the commotion:
Yes, Brooke Banner makes an excellent Donna. And Rachel Love does an outstanding Kitty Foreman.
No, the wigs aren't perfect, but the hair color is pretty accurate.
Yes, Bob and Midge really should've been in this.

Honestly, the one thing that tweaked my obsessive side was the pubic hair. It was (a FOX network tribute to) the '70s! As a young lad, I totally had a crush on Donna, but would've gladly gone out with Jackie, and was down to fool around with Laurie. Naturally, a critical part of the whole four-way fantasy was pubic hair: big, scruffy, retro bushes. Do you think I got retro bushes? Of course not. Next thing I know, someone will tell me Charlie's Angels were all shaved, too.

Gripes aside, "'70s Show" offers genuine giggles. The story revolves around a Led Zeppelin concert the whole gang attends. Eric (Patrick J. Knight) and Donna try to go backstage to see the band, but only Donna is allowed in. Sadly, it's all a trick. Donna thinks she's blowing three security guards so she can meet Robert Plant, but really she's just slobbing on the cleaning crew. Meanwhile, Fez (Pike Nelson) and Kelso (Anthony Rosano) dress up like rock stars in order to trick groupies into sleeping with them. For no reason, Eric's sister Laurie (Ashlynn Brooke) shows up to do laundry and fuck Kelso.

Although Missy Stone may not look exactly like Mila Kunis, she has the voice down perfectly. Better yet, she throws out brilliant one-liners during her scene with Ralph Long (as the sideburned Hyde): "I can't believe I'm messing up my hair for you!" Best of all, she's Missy Stone, and she's unbelievably hot. No surprises there.

Being attracted to Rachel Love as Kitty? That was a surprise. There's something magical about watching Red's Korean War veteran angst come bubbling to the surface as he fucks his wife with a grimace. Like any man would, he comes early and walks off to grab a sandwich. While he's gone, Hyde comes in, shrugs, and helps Kitty finish.

When the funny is on, it's really on, and it blurs the line between accuracy and arousal. Hyde is a notorious mooch, so it seems natural for him to swoop up the sloppy seconds that Red leaves lying on the couch. When the gang is smoking pot in the basement, the camera pans from stoned face to gaping jaw. There's even a theme song that bears a striking resemblance to the original! Lee Roy Myers nailed it. The attention to detail warms the heart of the most nitpicky fan. Even I'm willing to forgive their trespasses against pubic hair.

Reapplying Sunscreen Will Not Protect You From “Bree Exposed”

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

The back cover says "Bree Olson gives her tribute to sex." We should all give tribute to the sun-goddess known as Bree.

Bree Exposed

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Bree Olson, Ava Rose, Jenny Hendrix, Missy Stone, Charlie Laine, Danny Mountain, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue

Bree Olson only appears in two scenes! I know I'm being greedy, but I was hoping for more. Naturally, the quality of her scenes more than makes up for the quantity, as Bree is a powerful force in her respective segments with Anthony Rosano and Tommy Gunn.

Since Anthony has the first scene, you'd expect him to set the pace for the rest of the actors. While his unchained fucking certainly typifies the wild tone of the film, I wouldn't designate him the golden standard of "Bree Exposed." Mr. Rosano gets very, very sweaty. Like, just-got-caught-in-a-monsoon sweaty. Also, he finishes by jacking off on Bree's feet and I wasn't prepared for it. Maybe that's a good thing?

The following four scenes are also wet and surprising, but in different ways. Mick Blue brings Missy Stone to squirt before embarking on a long anal engagement. Then there's a lesbian intermission with Ava Rose and Charlie Laine involving a rather ornate but uncomfortable-looking chair. Next, Bree seduces Tommy with an oh-so sensuous booty dance. Finally, Jenny Hendrix and Danny Mountain use the only bed in the movie for some very intense reverse cowgirl action.

As hot as all of the performers are, I felt the sound was the sexiest part of the movie. One moment you're listening to Bree describe the prodigious veins of Tommy's cock (prodigious, by the way), and the next, you're eavesdropping on the whispers between Jenny and Danny. It really says something when you can enjoy a porno with your eyes closed.

The only thing that soured my audio love affair was the ambient music. Before every scene you're treated to either an Enya techno remix or Gregorian chant-break beats. A minor concern, but it causes me to wonder what overall feel Andre Madness wanted to impart.

The straight story is this: there are five hot scenes that stand out strong against any environmental oddities that may exist. With every new scene, you can feel yourself getting excited, impatient, and just generally happy to see the performers. It's that Christmas-morning feeling that can't be faked, and it comes from the talent and enthusiasm of the actors.

And that's why I want to see more of Bree Olson: you can stare at her for hours and it won't damage your retinas.

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"Scary Big Dicks" — If the Label Fits, Well, Fuck It

DCypher — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Somehow we get the feeling that these dudes cruise around with crazy swagger, Mickey Avalon's "My Dick" playing behind them everywhere they go. Well, with all that meat their packing, they've certainly earned the right.

Which brings us to our next point—are Holly Fox, Kenzi Marie, Kirra Lynne, Missy Stone, Natalie Norton, and Stephanie Sage lucky or just plain crazy to be fucking with such huge pussy wrecking cocks?

The cast of "Scary Big Dicks" doesn't really get fucked so much as they get impaled on gargantuan, vein-riddled monster prick. What could they possibly be thinking?

Pretty little Missy Stone's wet pink gash takes the kind of punishment reserved for enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay. What the hell did she ever do to deserve such a massive, hole stretching session? What about her steaming little cunt's Miranda rights? Did she waive them or what? Where is the Geneva convention when she needs it? We didn't see legal counsel present when her "lover" pulled out of her demolished beaver and unloaded a gallon of spurting man chowder all over her surprised face.

And we can say without hesitation that Holly Fox takes the kind of fucking that can only be described as both "scary big" and impressive.

"Scary Big Dicks" is out now from Hustler and LFP. Check out our exclusive gallery and tell us if you've even seen bigger.

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Class Is In Session: "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Summer's done, and school's back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler's "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX."

Though the trailer doesn't give away much of the plot, we've heard rumors that Jessie Spano seduces a nerdy cohort through a lecture on saving the dolphins that segues into a lecture on proper cunnlingus technique. Yeah, that totally could have happened on the original show.

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"Puckered Up": The Anal Game Show Craze That's Sweeping The Nation

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Move over, "The Price is Right"—Fleshbot's got a brand new favorite game show, and her name is "Puckered Up." Sure, there's no Bob Barker...but there are lots of hot ladies shoving things up their bums.

And though we're probably pressing our luck here, we've go our fingers crossed that the film's full of big money, no whammies, and sweet, sweet Sasha Grey. (At least we know we got our wish on the last one.)

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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First Look

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

While we were busy obsessing over "30 Rock - A XXX Parody" and "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody," New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: "70s Show: A XXX Parody."

The feature streets on September 21 (less than three weeks away!), and though we don't know the exact details of the plot (except that it seems to involve lots of sex, lots of weed, and a Kiss show), or just what wacky, sexy adventure the gang will get up to, we do have this awesome photo set. And let us just tell you: it looks super, duper hot. And we are loving some of the porn doppelgangers they've lined up: Rachel Love makes an impeccable Kitty, and Ralph Long—who's been everyone from "30 Rock"'s Pete to the janitor from "Scrubs"—seems simply born to play Hyde.

After seeing these photos, there's really only one question left in our minds: how, exactly, are we supposed to wait 19 days to see this movie?

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"This Ain't Saved By The Bell"—The Liveblog

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Dying to know more about the porn epic that is "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX"? Of course you are. And Hustler is dying to tell you more about the project: that's why they're liveblogging the filming.

Yesterday was the first day, and the liveblog has already revealed Scott Stone's "Zach" hair, the return of The Max, and—most shockingly of all—which performer was outfitted with a prosthetic nose (any guesses?). The Hustler team will be keeping us posted of updates throughout the rest of the filming...stay tuned for more shocking revelations!

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"This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX" Vs. "Saved By The Bell": A Comparison

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Have you heard the news about "Saved by the Bell"? No, we're not talking about that lame reunion...we're talking about the "Saved by the Bell" porno that Hustler's been hard at work on.

As per usual, we've secured a copy of the porno cast list, and have compared the originals to their doppelgangers to see how everyone stacks up. Your thoughts?

Zack: Mark-Paul Gosselaar
XXX Zack: Scott Stone

Kelly: Tiffani Thiessen
XXX Kelly: Ashlyn Rae

Jessie: Elizabeth Berkley
XXX Jessie: Missy Stone

Lisa: Lark Voorhies
XXX Lisa: Misty Stone

Slater: Mario Lopez
XXX Slater: Mikey Butders

Screech: Dustin Diamond
XXX Screech: Ralph Long

Mr. Belding: Dennis Haskins
XXX Mr. Belding: Eric John

Requisite additional female characters:

Jennifer: Ally Ann

Cheerleader: Nicole Ray

Nerdy Girl: April O'Neal

We, for one, are sad to see that Evan Stone did not make the cut. We're not sure what he would have played, but we would have loved to see a Scott-Missy-Misty-Evan Stone quadfecta (or would that make the earth explode?).

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"Nymphetamine 4" Exposes Michael Ninn For A Pusher

DCypher — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:15:00 EDT

Nymphetamine: it's the equivalent of street crack. Only it's legal teen lesbian crack, and it's everywhere you look, especially during summer.

Girl addiction. It strikes one in every four Americans every day, maybe more, and the effects can be devastating. Loss of ability to focus coupled with feelings of intense euphoria, mumbling, risk taking behaviors, and possibly dehydration are all side effects of this debilitating disease—and there's no known cure. Further adding to the daunting condition are the statistics on recidivism rates, which are off the charts.

Michael Ninn has perfected a special blend of this powerful class 69 narcotic for his fourth and most lethal dose, blending the sizzling pink cooze of Tori Black, Nikki Kane, Stephanie Cane, Dylan Riley, Missy Stone, Mia Lina, Eden Adams, Lux Kassidy, Capri, and Kylee Reece.

The results are so powerful that Obama himself has purportedly assigned a special task force Lesbian Porn Drug Czar to investigate Ninn and his cartel, referring to Porn Valley as the new Medellín and Ninn himself as this centuries Pablo Escobar, owing not only to his ruthless takeover pushing addictive substances but also to his ability to continually stay one step ahead of enemies and haters by perpetually reinventing himself with the same exact product.

"Nymphetamine 4" hits streets, and the DEA's watch list, this summer. The results could be worse than Frank's Lucas and his Blue Magic, especially in blighted neighborhoods most affected by the recession. Check out the free sample baggie he palmed us, then witness the trailer.

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Kagney Linn Karter Astonishes Us In "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX"

DCypher — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

The seemingly endless parade of porn parodies continues this month with the long awaited release of Hustler's "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX."

Who doesn't love a parade, so long as they don't have to clean up afterward? Unlike the disturbing lyrical imagery of Jim Morrison's "Soft Parade,"the engines that effortlessly hum in this "Hard Parade" are engines of lust.

Consumers of commercial pornography want the same things as ordinary people everywhere. In a dying economy that, coupled with free internet porn, was totally killing the industry we know and love so well, they overwhelming reacted to corny spoofs of their favorite television shows and movies. They just wanted a little fanfare, to embrace the familiar and known, coupled with a soft and friendly place to satisfy their urges. So Hustler gave it to them. Then others copied their success. And now, like Hindus and Muslims in India, it's on like mofo donkey kong bitches!!! The war for porn spoof supremacy has officially been cranked up a notch.

Hot on the heels of their blockbuster chart topping "Star Trek" spoof, they go and drop an ode to Gordon Ramsay's hit cooking reality show "Hell's Kitchen," starring Marcus London as the iconic mercurial TV chef who weaves a tapestry of obscenities with the same superfluous ease with which he makes a souffle. Lording over a cast of supreme hotties that include luscious young Kagney Linn Karter, Missy Stone, Aiden Starr, Veronica Rayne, Callie Dee, and Kylee Reese, London singles out smoking hot "it" girl of the moment Kagney Linn Karter to marinate his sausage up inside. Her tiny lubricious mouth and pussy help Marcus churn up a fresh batch of piping hot fuck butter that he sprays all over her face.

Other noteworthy performances include the ridiculously hot little sex machine Aiden Starr. Is there anyone she can't fuck? We heart you, Aiden. So very very much.

"This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX" is set to release by the end of this month but we wanna show you this exclusive sneak peek now. It ain't tricking if you got it. Now check the set...and break on through to the other side.

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The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:00:00 EDT

We've been hotly anticipating the release of "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" for several months now—and from your comments, it seems that you have too. At long last, we can tell you if it was worth the wait.

Like all good porn parodies, "Scrubs XXX" closely mimics the look and feel of its inspiration, from copying the opening credits to copying the pacing, humor and jokes. As the trailer demonstrated, "Scrubs XXX" really gets "Scrubs"—always an admirable quality in a porno parody.

However, it's worth noting that anyone who's seen the trailer has pretty much seen the bulk of this porn's plot. To be fair, there are some good jokes and bits that don't make it in to the two minute reel—but if you're looking for an indepth story beyond a simple "J.D. gets everyone laid"... this is not the "Scrubs" porn parody for you.

If, on the other hand, you're looking for a porn parody that intersperses the feel of the show with a whole, whole lot of hot sex, then you've definitely met your match. The cast of "Scrubs XXX" performs just as well out of their scrubs as they do in them (wait, no: they perform even better when they're out of them). In particular, we were partial to the first and last sex scenes. Sex scene one has James Deen flashing back to his med school days, which apparently involved more in-hospital threeways (with the lovely Joanna Angel and Alexis Texas) than, um, actual studying; the final scene joins Deen, Ashlynn "Ellie" Brooke, and Kris "The Ted" Slater. Do we have a thing for James Deen? Or do we just like threeways? We'll let you decide that one.

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" is available through its sweet website. We suggest you buy two copies and call us in the morning.

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"Cougars Love Kittens" Set To Change Formula, Ends Up In Wrong Section of Video Store

DCypher — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Contrary to what the title suggests, this is not a kid's film. Faye Reagan may have big doe eyes that suggest innocence and childlike wonder, but make no mistake—she's a predator! Rawr!

Yes, we know that the title of Sin City's newest release, "Cougars Love Kittens," sounds more like a new Disney release than a hot multi-generational lesbian title. We assure you that after seeing this sample gallery of pictures, you'll have no doubt that it's the latter. Like our good friend "Smoochie" once told us, life is a house of mirrors—you can't always tell what you're looking at out there!

If anything, this Sin City title serves to educate us in epistemology by pointing out that as a culture we've come to expect certain things from our pornographic terms. For example, the term "cougar" has become synonymous a sexually hungry, mature but childless woman, pumped up with raging in her prime hormones and a ticking time clock, out on the prowl for hot young man meat to stuff into her every throbbing, swollen, sensitive orifice.

But what if they crave some fresh young snatch instead? Ha! Gotcha there! Bet you never thought of that one, didja?

Well, Axel Braun did. And then he brought his crazy little idea over to the folks who run Sin City, and together they made some movie magic. Faye Reagan, Victoria Valentina, Missy Stone, Eden Adams, Alexa Jordan, Raquel Devine, Payton Leigh, Isis Taylor, Kelly Leigh, and Roxanne Hall really go at each other, not just for the money, but for the genuine love of snatch.

The idea of putting hot older women with voracious sexual appetites together with scintillating young girls who love having older ladies munch on their juicy boxes may not seem all that revolutionary to you now, but as time goes by we believe this title will stand out as the single moment when the tide turned, and cougars finally got the non-MILF recognition they deserved.

"Cougars Love Kittens" is a new release from Sin City and Axel Braun. It comes out today.

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"Jailbait 6" Offers Tasty But Twisted Legal Logic Pretzel For Your Mind

DCypher — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Beautiful Brynn Tyler joins Zeina Heart, Missy Stone, Lexi Belle, Tanner Mayes, Mia Ling, Haley Sweet, Jenny Reeder, and Kali Lane in an extraordinary journey into womanhood in Eric Everhard's thoughtful cumming-of-age romance "Jailbait 6."

Despite having only a rudimentary understanding of American law, Canadian wunderkind Eric Everhard continues to dole out legal advice via his pornographic empire with only the might of his online legal counseling degree from Phoenix University (complete with diploma mug™) and the God given moral authority that brandishing a fleshy tree trunk for a penis naturally endows one with. Truth be told, he might have a solid point there.

You see, nothing makes it clearer to us, his adoring fans, that it's dangerous to have sex with girls who appear to be questionably "young" than watching him dress them up like school children, then play with lollipops and toy blocks before cramming their sweet young vagina's chock full of hard cock. You can't argue with logic that tasty!

Oh, and by the way: these girls are extremely hot. Don't say that we didn't warn you...you have no idea what it took to get through this cleaning this set.

Eric and his pals demonstrate how thin the line between "all the legal teen banging their tiny little sweet snatches can handle" and "ten to fifteen years, you dirty pedophile sex offender" really is. We're talking razor thin, in some cases, like, say, with Kali Lane. Wow. Or Zeina. We would double check her ID first. Personally.

It's always a pleasure to watch Brynn Tyler take a hard pounding in her tiny pink pucker. With the face of a brokenhearted runaway searching for love in the bottom of a bottle, or between the legs of a man twice her age, Brynn has everything she needs to survive in this big cruel world—and a smile that won't fade no matter how many times you cum on her. We heart her so much.

"Jailbait 6" is out now from Jules Jordan Video. Check out these amazing snaps, if your lawyer tells you it's okay, that is.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Ironic Hustler Release Recalls Penny Flame In Happier XXX Days

DCypher — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:00:00 EDT

In light of her sudden and sad departure from the world of adult entertainment we here at Fleshbot would like to remind readers of Penny Flame in merrier circumstances...

...as in, on the set of Axel Braun's epic Hustler release "This Ain't Happy Days XXX," released just last week. Seriously Flame, you will be missed. No one does it better than you, baby. We wish you well at whatever you choose to do—but you will always be our favorite li'l stoner pornstar.

A huge fan of the show, even as a young lad growing up in Italy, Braun wrote the masterpiece and directed it himself, centering the plot around Richie and the gang trying to learn from Fonzie the right stuff to score with the poodle skirts. Honestly, we never expected to see anyone other than Sam the Butcher giving Alice the meat, but Axel's imagination is as fertile as Octomom's womb.

"This Ain't Happy Days XXX" is out right now. It features an all-star cast, including Tori Black, Penny Flame, Missy Stone, Alan Stafford, Codi Carmichael, Riley Evans, Kris Slater, Jack Lawerence, Anthony Rosano, James Bartholet, Raquel Devine and the ever-cool stud Tommy Gunn as The Fonz. Be sure to pick up a copy—it's what The Fonz would want.

· Hustler (hustlervideo.com)

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:00:01 EST

After the success of "The Office - A XXX Parody," New Sensations decided to transform another hit TV show into a porn: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" will be hitting the shelves in a few months.

And not only have they announced the production—they've also announced the cast list. So how do the pornstars match up to their mainstream doppelgangers?

Scrubs: Dr. Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke)
XXX Scrubs: Ellie (Ashlynn Brooke)

Scrubs: Nurse Carla Espinosa (Judy Reyes)
XXX Scrubs: Marla (Thea Marie)

Scrubs: Dr. John Michael "J.D." Dorian (Zach Braff)
XXX Scrubs: DJ (James Deen)

Scrubs: Dr. Christopher "Chris" Duncan Turk (Donald Faison)
XXX Scrubs: Dirk (Shane Diesel)

Scrubs:Dr. Percival "Perry" Ulysses Cox (John C. McGinley)
XXX Scrubs: Larry (Jack Lawrence)

Scrubs: The Janitor (Neil Flynn)
XXX Scrubs: The Janitor (Ralph Long)

Of course, "Scrubs" is a rather male-heavy show... and porn tends to be a lady-heavy enterprise (even when it's not a heavy lady enterprise). So what's an enterprising porn company to do? Why, just make up a bunch of female characters—or change men on the show into women! The following pornstresses listed on the cast list could not be automatically identified as having "Scrubs" counterparts:

Tina (Joanna Angel)

Vicki (Alexis Texas)

Jayden (Tori Black)

Shelly (Missy Stone)

But hey... all's well that ends in orgasm, right?

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Hospital Orgy via NS Honeys (nshoneys.com)

"Anal POV 6" Will Have To Do...For Now

DCypher — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

From deep within the frigid winter of our discontent, we yearn for a warm, safe place. Eric Everhard found us one, chafing it with his turgid member and depositing a silky load in the process.

For years we've been harangued by tech progressive prognosticators, who go on and on about how cutting edge porn is and how our inherent sexual perversions have always been early indicators pushing innovation to keep up with our hormones—or, as Masami Akita once posited from a Tokyo subway while making discarded manga into guilty art, how porno is the unconsciousness of culture, the libido of humanity.

The VCR, we are told, came into existence with high and mighty aspirations, but only survived long enough to babysit your children with Disney classics because of porn consumers. The same principle applies to the DVD player and now Blu-Ray, at least if we're to believe the lovable cast of "Tropic Thunder" (not to be confused with a Stormy Daniels movie).

So to all of you champions of the brave new technological world we ask this simple question—what the fuck? Why then are we still stuck with Point of View porn instead of being able to virtually diddle the porn starlet of our choice's holographic hoo-ha? Oh, and also, were the hell are those flying cars? But mostly, just what the fuck?

After a long hard day of crunching data for our benevolent multinational corporate masters, we'd like to teleport back to our domicile for a hot and sticky session with our favorite new pornstar; generally the most recent addition to the courtesan library with the sweetest simulated curves and longest drop down menu of fetishes. Can someone let us know when that will be possible?

Melissa Lauren, Bobbi Starr, Riley Evans, Emma Heart, Missy Stone, and Holly West take a not-so-virtual pounding in their flesh and blood anal cavities, respectively, with such relish one would think they were born for the job. Ah, but we know better than anyone (except Tweety) that the heart is deceitful above all things. For now it will have to do, this form of vicarious pleasure accrued through the projection of ego consciousness and pure fantasizing. In that regard, Everhard makes a worthy surrogate as our imaginary penis, even if he isn't two feet longer and black.

We still think that Eric and Jules should make postcards out of some of these shots that allow the end user to choose a customized message. Ours would say "Wish You Were Here."

:Anal POV 6" releases this week from Jules Jordan and Eric Everhard. Act accordingly.

· "Anal POV 6" (julesjordanvideo.com)

Shocking Acts Of Lesbian Depravity On Display In "Babes Illustrated 18"

DCypher — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

And now for something totally different from director Anton Slayer—hot lesbians! In the latest Metro Interactive release, ten sizzling sex kittens savor each other with shocking results!!!

Okay, maybe the results aren't all that shocking to loyal Fleshbot readers.

Shawna Lenee, Missy Stone, Jessica Jaymes, Puma Swede, Lisa Ann, Jayden James, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Melissa Lauren, and Mya Nichole make up the (nearly) all star cast of this Sapphic epic. While sluggish at points, largely due to the formulaic nature of genre, we'd be willing to sit through almost anything to watch most of these girls get down to business—which they happily do, diving face first into one perfect juicy snatch after another, until our heads were spinning from overstimulation.

Shawna Lenee's latent lesbian nature shines through as she loving licks Missy Stone from head to toe, those whose wouldn't? Jessica Jaymes and Puma Swede show true veteran cunnilingus skills in the most ardent and believable 69 we've seen in some time. Lisa Ann of "Who's Nailin Paylin?" fame tears into sweet Jayden James's eager beaver with vigor. And last, but most certainly not least, a lesbian orgy (one of the hardest things in the world to direct—believe us!) consumes an unsuspecting living room, with succulent Shawna returning to sample tasty Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Melissa Lauren, and Mya Nichole.

So maybe this release won't revolutionize lesbian porn as we know it. It does, however, make a welcome addition to the genre as a whole, one worthy of the hours you'll spend pouring over it.

"Babes Illustrated 18" releases this month from Metro Interactive.

· Metro Interactive (metroxxx.com)

"New Stars" Experiencing New Sensations In A Brave New XXX World

DCypher — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:00:00 EDT

New Sensations rolls out twelve scenes in five hours with a two-disc collector’s edition entitled "The New Stars of XXX." In numerology that translates into 1, a number associated with not only financial gain and overbearing personal needs and desires, but also with winners (duh) not to mention hordes of screaming fans with oversized foam fingers. Think about that for a minute. It’s mind boggling!

Natasha Nice, Courtney James, Kacey Jordan, Nichole Heiress, Scarlett Fay, Brynn Tyler, Coco Velvett, Lana Violet, Audrianna Angel, Missy Stone, Marie McCray, and Kiki Vidis are the fresh faced, willing young debutantes learning the ropes the hard way, but with none of the reservations crowding up the minds of the harrowed and uncertain young ladies not featured in this fledgling volume. You see these girls are the new stars of XXX. The next Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick will emerge triumphant and cum-basted from this group, like a glorious, shimmering phoenix drenched in baby batter, like a gleaming Lauren Conrad—and you damn well know it!

They won’t be losing sleep any night soon over where their careers are headed. No more McJobs or working at the mall at stores they used to shoplift from. No more pointlessly begging their parents and sugar daddies for Manolo Blahnik during the worst economic crisis since Herbert Hoover. No more long hours spent winding around a stripper pole under candy lights or grinding the sticky tumescent laps of sweaty trolls for damp dollars. From here on out, it’s all panty-melting flattery, hard pipe from cute guys, and an endless stream of easy moolah. That’s even better than being the next Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox!

· Buy: New Sensations - "The New Stars of XXX" (GameLink)

Sexy Stems: Legs That Go On For Days

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:45:06 EDT

Porn is well known for its focus on boobs and butts. But what about those of us who think there's nothing sexier than the sight of good old fashioned gams? Never fear, for the folks at Fleshbot are with a fine flock of females with legs that go on for ages (with a touch of alliteration to make it all the more fun). After the jump, see why leg fans get such a kick out of ... well, you know.

. . .

Alibi (deviantnation.com)

Lacey Duvalle

Manami Suzuki (ccgals.com)

Anita Pearl (fhg.footsiebabes.com)

Missy Stone (wannawatch.com)

January Seraph (erotiscore.com)

Angel Long (kinky-galleries.net)

Rika (gals.sextronix.com)

Veronica (godsgirls.com)

Draven (burningangel.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Cum Laude: Missy Stone In "Naughty College School Girls 47"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:50:15 EDT

Here was something exciting: a movie called "Naughty College School Girls." Traditionally, anything pertaining to school girls and porn featured 18-year-old high school students; once they matriculated at a post-secondary institution they became "Co-eds." Here, then, was the missing link: a movie with knee socks and tartan skirts a la high school but with the added touch of a lava lamp to signify college!

Missy Stone is busy pleasuring herself on her velveteen bedspread, representative of the one toy rabbit she brought from home, her one connection to childhood. Professor Marco Banderas walks in and catches the grey-eyed beauty with her sensible loafers up on the bed.

What makes her a student and him a professor? The outfits, of course, and the title of the movie. Nothing else is spelled out. College is all about interpreting context.

At no point is the sullying of the teacher/student relationship addressed, but Stone does shoot Banderas an icy look; could it be that he let his teaching assistant grade her paper unfairly, or could it be because her name isn't Fiona and never will be?

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "Naughty College School Girls 47" (gamelink.com)