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more about #straight more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's really almost a public-private partnership. Secluded from the bustle at end on the club floor, but still of the club. Somebody could walk in any ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #bardon (Imagine the n-dash between the d & o, since hash-tagging will not allow it.) more » angelicbeef: nearly a lost art, sigh, they were all wonderful more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Altogether love this, but really, I can hardly get past my "jealousy" at how wide she can spread her toes. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Talk about the shackles!" -- as heard on theONION comedy cd Not for Broadcast* *Which I dutifully played on my college radio show, oh, so many (ten!... more » Conrad: I remember the orgy scene from the high school version of Macbeth. So so wrong. more » offred: She proves the point that there ain't no party like an S-Club party. more » Pinkie: Now, turn your head and cough . . . more » FrankN.Stein: "We've been waiting so long..." erm... no! more » FrankN.Stein: is she in one of those death panels? she IS drop dead gorgeous! more » -
#dvd
Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
Quick word of advice: jizz will not wash out of polyester. Trust us. More » -
#dvd
Reapplying Sunscreen Will Not Protect You From “Bree Exposed”
The back cover says "Bree Olson gives her tribute to sex." We should all give tribute to the sun-goddess known as Bree. More » -
#hardcore
"Scary Big Dicks" — If the Label Fits, Well, Fuck It
Somehow we get the feeling that these dudes cruise around with crazy swagger, Mickey Avalon's "My Dick" playing behind them everywhere they go. Well, with all that meat their packing, they've certainly earned the right. More » -
#upcoming
Class Is In Session: "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"
Summer's done, and school's back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler's "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX." More » -
#upcoming
"Puckered Up": The Anal Game Show Craze That's Sweeping The Nation
Move over, "The Price is Right"—Fleshbot's got a brand new favorite game show, and her name is "Puckered Up." Sure, there's no Bob Barker...but there are lots of hot ladies shoving things up their bums. More » -
#upcoming
"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First Look
While we were busy obsessing over "30 Rock - A XXX Parody" and "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody," New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: "70s Show: A XXX Parody." More » -
#behindthescenes
"This Ain't Saved By The Bell"—The Liveblog
Dying to know more about the porn epic that is "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX"? Of course you are. And Hustler is dying to tell you more about the project: that's why they're liveblogging the filming. More » -
#upcoming
"This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX" Vs. "Saved By The Bell": A Comparison
Have you heard the news about "Saved by the Bell"? No, we're not talking about that lame reunion...we're talking about the "Saved by the Bell" porno that Hustler's been hard at work on.
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#hardcore
"Nymphetamine 4" Exposes Michael Ninn For A Pusher
Nymphetamine: it's the equivalent of street crack. Only it's legal teen lesbian crack, and it's everywhere you look, especially during summer. More » -
#hardcore
Kagney Linn Karter Astonishes Us In "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX"
The seemingly endless parade of porn parodies continues this month with the long awaited release of Hustler's "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX." More » -
#dvd
The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
We've been hotly anticipating the release of "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" for several months now—and from your comments, it seems that you have too. At long last, we can tell you if it was worth the wait. More » -
#hardcore
"Cougars Love Kittens" Set To Change Formula, Ends Up In Wrong Section of Video Store
Contrary to what the title suggests, this is not a kid's film. Faye Reagan may have big doe eyes that suggest innocence and childlike wonder, but make no mistake—she's a predator! Rawr! More » -
#hardcore
"Jailbait 6" Offers Tasty But Twisted Legal Logic Pretzel For Your Mind
Beautiful Brynn Tyler joins Zeina Heart, Missy Stone, Lexi Belle, Tanner Mayes, Mia Ling, Haley Sweet, Jenny Reeder, and Kali Lane in an extraordinary journey into womanhood in Eric Everhard's thoughtful cumming-of-age romance "Jailbait 6." More » -
#hardcore
Ironic Hustler Release Recalls Penny Flame In Happier XXX Days
In light of her sudden and sad departure from the world of adult entertainment we here at Fleshbot would like to remind readers of Penny Flame in merrier circumstances... More » -
#parody
"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
After the success of "The Office - A XXX Parody," New Sensations decided to transform another hit TV show into a porn: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" will be hitting the shelves in a few months.
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#hardcore
"Anal POV 6" Will Have To Do...For Now
From deep within the frigid winter of our discontent, we yearn for a warm, safe place. Eric Everhard found us one, chafing it with his turgid member and depositing a silky load in the process.
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#hardcore
Shocking Acts Of Lesbian Depravity On Display In "Babes Illustrated 18"
And now for something totally different from director Anton Slayer—hot lesbians! In the latest Metro Interactive release, ten sizzling sex kittens savor each other with shocking results!!!
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#fleshbotrequests
Sexy Stems: Legs That Go On For Days
Porn is well known for its focus on boobs and butts. But what about those of us who think there's nothing sexier than the sight of good old fashioned gams? Never fear, for the folks at Fleshbot are with a fine flock of females with legs that go on for ages (with a touch of alliteration to make it all the more fun). After the jump, see why leg fans get such a kick out of ... well, you know. More » -
#photoplay
Cum Laude: Missy Stone In "Naughty College School Girls 47"
Here was something exciting: a movie called "Naughty College School Girls." Traditionally, anything pertaining to school girls and porn featured 18-year-old high school students; once they matriculated at a post-secondary institution they became "Co-eds." Here, then, was the missing link: a movie with knee socks and tartan skirts a la high school but with the added touch of a lava lamp to signify college! More »




