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#milestones
Congratulations (And Welcome Back), Eva Angelina!
This past summer, Eva Angelina bid us a temporary goodbye as she went off to go be pregnant. More » -
#milfwatch
Despite all the twittering about it today, we're not really concerned whether VoteForTheMILF.com was really set up by the McCain campaign or not—we're more bummed that it doesn't redirect to, say, Vicky Vette's site. After all, we always prefer to throw our support behind someone who's actually qualified for the job at, er, hand. (election.twitter.com + vickyathome.com) -
#sarahpalin
Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn
Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?). More » -
#milfwatch
A new scientific study claims that men tend to be attracted to and date women who look like their mother. So if the majority of your porn collection consists of MILF videos, well ... it should be a fun Thanksgiving!.(newscientist.com) -
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Brody Jenner's Mom Has Got It Going On
Maybe we've had our heads in the sand all summer, but we had no idea that Brody Jenner's mom (that's Linda Thompson to you) was such a MILF. It almost makes us wish we were friends with Brody, so we could go over his house after school and spend some quality time with her ... if you know what we mean. (Why yes, we are watching too much porn and wacky teen coming-of-age comedies. Why do you ask?) More » -
#milfwatch
Sarah Palin: And A MILF Shall Help Lead Them
Despite the fact that Comedy Central's "Indecision 2008" blog has just described newly minted Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as being "as MILFy as they come", we're having a hard time finding any pictures of her that would convince us whether she actually looks as good in a bikini as Helen Mirren does. Why couldn't she have been governer of a state that was a little warmer, fer crissakes? (blog.indecision2008.com - thanks Eric) -
#milfwatch
Does The Jenna have a bun in the oven? That is to say: is she knocked up, with child, expecting, barefoot and/or preggers? Will the child have her mom's eyes or her dad's ability to crush a man's skull with his bare hands? And most important of all: will anyone still care in nine months? (nypost.com) -
#michellemarsh
Michelle Marsh Returns!
Time was—back in the olden days of Spring 2007 or thereabouts—that you couldn't shake a stick on the interweb without hitting a picture of Michelle Marsh showing off her boobs: she and BFF Lucy Pinder were everywhere we looked back then, modeling up a storm and winning the hearts of lad mag fans everywhere. Then Michelle got married and had a baby, and while she continued to model for a while she eventually took a break from taking her top off in front of the camera. Fortunately, that break is over: Michelle is back to form in the new issue of Loaded. Her post-baby boobs are a bit larger than they were before, but you won't be hearing any complaints here. Who's going to argue with a new mom? More » -
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#celebritynipplewatch
Penny Lancaster Flashes Rod Stewart (And The Rest Of Us)
We've been dreaming of a fancy vacation—you know, one where we get to hang out on a boat somewhere off the shore of Italy, drinking wine and looking at Penny Lancaster's nipples. You know, the kind of vacation that Rod Stewart gets to take whenever he wants! Our dream vacation may still be just a dream ... but maybe these photos are the next best thing to being there, minus the wine and expense of getting to Italy. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More » -
#milfwatch
Lisa Rinna Goes To The Beach
Showing your stuff on the beach isn't just for young and busty British glamour models you know; we're just as happy to watch somewhat older soap opera and celebrity dancing show stars enjoying themselves in the sun too, especially when they happen to be as well put together as Lisa Rinna. Hmm, a few more shots like this and she might want to consider putting together her own calendar for next year ... (Click thumbnail for gallery.)
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#milfwatch
The last time we saw Eva Herzigova, she was a mere MILF-to-be. Now that her baby's been born, however, we're happy to report that she's been elevated to full MILF status ... and my, doesn't she look lovely in a bikini? (thesun.co.uk) -
#milfwatch
MilfyPedia: When Other Reference Sources Aren't MILFy Enough
If the women of Boobpedia are starting to seem a little too inexperienced for your research purposes, where can the inquisitive and horny scholar turn for information? Allow us to introduce MilfyPedia, the only online reference source we're aware of that dedicates itself to the study of hot MILFs in their natural habitats. Okay, so it's more of a blog than a proper encyclopedia ... but if you can get past that minor detail, it's still an an excellent source of photos for the discriminating MILFthusiast, with daily photos of amateur MILFs doing all sorts of things to help the enterprising porn scholar get ahead in his or her field, if not actual head. (milfypedia.com) -
#milfwatch
Wow! Only $9 each way? Spirit Airlines is about to have a lot of very happy customers ... or very disappointed ones. (spiritair.com) -
#milfwatch
Tristan Taormino tries to figure out what is up with all the MILFs these days. They may be everywhere, but we confess that we have a hard time thinking of Nina Hartley as a mommy. Maybe as a really, really sexy older sister? (villagevoice.com) -
#milfwatch
Wildlife Porn Of The Moment: "Cougars In Heat"
It is a measure of the continuing pornification of the English language that a mere half decade or so ago no one would've mistaken the title "Cougars In Heat" for anything other than a slightly risqué documentary on the Discovery Channel and this new release from Lethal Hardcore's Stoney Curtis would've been called something much less evocative, like "Who's Your Momma?" or "Vintage Vaginas". Cover copy like "Aged To Perfection: Sluts Who Need Cock All Night!", however, will never go out of style. More » -
#milfwatch
Breaking: Older women are still persuing (and being persued by) younger men. Since the phenomenon seems to have been a trend at least since 390 BCE, though, we guess it's not really news. (seattleweekly.com + classics.mit.edu) -
#milfwatch
Her First MILF: Because Girls Like 'Em Too
MILFs may have entered our collective consciousness as an expression of a time-honored teenage boy fantasy, but that doesn't mean you have to be a teenage boy to appreciate them. In a commendable response to sites like MILF Hunter and Mommy Loves Cock, Her First MILF shows that horny frat boys aren't the only ones who can benefit from an older woman's experience and caring, matronly touch. (Sample copy: "A nice teen with small boobs is having her first taste of mature pussy. Watch this lovely angel as she takes her first few steps toward sexual maturity ...") Can we hope to see a Bold New Era of similar gender-equality hardcore niche sites popping up from now on, featuring things like POV strapon blowjobs and parthenogenic-like girl-on-girl dirt pipe milkshakes? Fingers crossed! More »
