LOS ANGELES – (March 2, 2009) - Vivid Entertainment co-chairman Steven Hirsch, the head of the world's leading adult studio, thinks that Nadya Suleman should reconsider her reported turndown of his offer to make a steamy movie for $1 million, saying it will save taxpayers money.

An online report quotes Ms. Suleman as rejecting Vivid's offer to her to make a film saying, "Those guys at Vivid Video must be nuts! Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away," she reportedly told RadarOnline.

"If Nadya really rejects this offer it's a shame because by accepting it she could have saved the taxpayers a cool million bucks," Hirsch added. "We hope she will reconsider because this would be a great way for her to take financial responsibility for her own actions."

Hirsch says her weight concerns are unfounded, noting that the studio would give her a personal trainer to get her into shape and she would have access to top makeup artists and hair stylists so that she would be at her all time sexiest. He added, "Before she gives us a 'no' she should know that we've already been contacted by some of the top male actors in the industry, who want to be in the movie with her. Maybe if we showed her photos of these guys, she might change her mind."

The online report quotes Ms. Suleman as saying, "Despite what people think of my methods to get pregnant, I believe in love and romance. Not cheap thrills that belittle women."

"We believe in love and romance too," replies Hirsch. "We're the top adult movie company for couples who want to add a little stimulus to their sex lives. Far from being belittled, our actresses say they feel empowered by their work in our movies and the control this gives them in their personal lives. This is something that could benefit Nadya as well."

Seriously, Vivid? Seriously?

You know, it's all well and good to latch on to some trainwreck of the moment in an attempt to get some cheap PR, but this is really just taking it all a little too far. Give it up, Vivid: you're just making yourselves look bad.

Wicked Pictures' perennial class clown Jonathan Morgan brings his comedic vision, a la Crocodile Hunter, to a dead paradigm, and even breathes new life into it—shockingly enough. Despite the fact that this joke died shortly after Steve's tragic passing, Morgan, who seems arguably stuck in the past at points, manages to resurrect it with vigor and aplomb, and the joke plays—expired trope and all.

The award winning director has put together an all star cast, notably mainstream crossover darling (and Sarah Palin look-a-like) Lisa Ann, along with Nicole Sheridan, Priya Rai, sexy Rayveness, and Brenda James; and subjected them to hilarious indignity of being tracked by Kangeroo Jack, a renowned Australian animal tracker who turns his attentions to these feral man eaters. Comic hilarity ensues, blissfully wedded to sincere raunch, with flecks of genuine passion in this unlikely stew.

Yet it's the subtext that lies beneath the jest that elicits the strongest reactions from this prurient art. Along the way we learn a lot, inadvertently, about the hungry ghosts that drive these desperate women in need of both hard cock and love, like a wind up poltergeist that feeds on raw young man boy and heart breaking sadness, clawing its way out their sopping wet vaginas. Our hearts and libidos are with you ladies.

Kudos to Morgan for making this work. Well played, sir—once again you prove that your abilities transcend the generational porn divide.

"Cougar Hunters" hits streets next week, but you can observe these wild women in their natural habitat in the gallery below.

· "Cougar Hunters" (wickedpictures.com)

Since her release from prison, Amy has chosen to take advantage of her name recognition, pursuing a career as a writer, starring in a "leaked" sex tape, and now—in what is, ultimately, a natural progression—crossing completely into the adult industry with a dirty pay-per-view special, her very own porno website, and a side career as a feature dancer. Last week, we spoke with Amy in her Long Island home, where she told us all about her new life and why a Long Island mom would want to get into porn.

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Fleshbot: So, first off, why did you decide to get into the adult industry?
Amy Fisher: I just have a fascination with the adult world, I think it's very cool. And it's a very forgiving industry—everything goes, everyone's nice, and I'm just having a great time.

I went to AVN last year, and it was a great time—everyone was so free, girls were running around with their tops off. And then you come home and everyone's so stiff and boring—you know what I mean? I just wanted to stay a part of the excitement.

FB: Right now, you're just doing girl-girl scenes. Would you consider doing boy-girl scenes in the future?
AF: I would. It's my husband that seems to have a problem with it.

FB: But he's okay with girl-girl?
AF: Yeah, to him that doesn't seem like cheating. To me, none of it seems like cheating—it's just having a good time. And there are a lot of great looking guys out there who I would love to work with.

FB: When did you start feature dancing?
AF: Last month. It's definitely different. I was contacted by the Lee Agency, and Tony Lee, he asked me, "Do you want to go and do signings at these clubs?" And then it turned into, "Did you ever think about dancing?" And I said no. And he asked if I wanted to try it, and I said "Why not?"—and I got hooked on it.

FB: What's your favorite part about feature dancing?
AF: Well, I know it's different for the men, but for me, it's that you get to be a girl, you get to dress up with all the sexy costumes, and I just like the dancing. And you know when you're doing this that everyone's there for you, and they just love you. It's not like you're doing it in the middle of a mall—everyone's there for you.

FB: Had you ever danced before this?
AF: Just with my girlfriends, at the club.

FB: Wow, it must be hard to go straight into feature dancing, then.
AF: Yeah—I'm training a lot. When I get into something, I want to be the best at whatever I do. So I'm just training like a maniac. I spend three hours every day at the gym—cause I'm no kid, you have to work hard to fight against time.

· Amy Fisher: Totally Nude And Exposed (indemand.com)
· Amy Fisher (amyfisher.com)

Well, five months later, her baby has been born (it's a girl! Named Silvi!), and we can all look forward to seeing some Eva Angelina MILF porn somewhere down the line. Ah, the beautiful cycle of life. (avn.com)

Enjoy the treats (and a trick or two) with Madeline after the jump.

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Dear Perfect Girl - #5...autumn

It’s my favorite time of year to watch her dress. The way she stands before the mirror, nipples erect from the chill in the house, selecting from the bras and panties scattered on the bed. Pushing her breasts up and releasing to see how each one holds them in place. The bending over, the squatting above, the leaning back. Sitting in the low wooden chair, legs spread apart, then lifted to enter the stockings that she will wear that evening. For me as she knows I will steal glances of the upper regions of her thighs, wanting to touch.

-Dear Perfect Girl

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Without and With

I kiss your lips softly, lightly, as not to smudge the dark red lipstick you’re wearing with such precision. Your nails dig lightly into my chest, then slide, under pressure of your fingers, around my neck.
I pull you up against me, my fingers cupping your ass so your eyes are level with mine. You lean in this time and kiss me, your fingers tugging on my hair, the strands which have grown more gray since the last time I’d seen you.

-Sadistic Excess

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C

The kissing didn't begin there, but intense groping in a crowd was the catalyst. In the cab home, his arm around my shoulders, I was sure if I'd just turn my face toward him, it would be a foregone conclusion. I turned. I was right. From the initial tentative liplocks, I suddenly found myself straddling him when we were abruptly delivered to the hotel.

-Y Tu Hermano Tambien

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29 seconds

i crawled between his legs and smiled up at him. his cock was warm and smelled like me. i wrapped my lips around him and started sucking my juices off him.
he tells me his cock belongs to me. when i feel how rock hard he gets for me, i know its mine. but there is something about sucking a guys cock that has my musk on it that takes possession to a whole new level.

-Angel/Asshole

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The Devolution of a Sinner

So you pulled it out of me today, something I did not know I wanted. Something that I don’t want at all. Something that scares me, that angers me, that makes me jealous, something that makes me want to scream. But, something that gets me hard...a video of you with another man.

-Tales on the Time Clock

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Just What the Doctor Ordered

He told me he wanted to fuck my face just before leading me out of the closet, into the bedroom. Slut heels and naughty nightie still on, I lay on the bed as he straddled my face. This has become our new sexual "trick". He slid his cock in my mouth, holding my wrists against his chest with one hand as the other reached into my hair, twisting it as he fucked my face.

-Memoirs of a MILF

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· Kim Sonoma - Got MILF! (playboy.com, via asylum.com)

Previously: Who Will Survive "MILF Island"?

No, the premise of this movie, starring "MILF"s Tyler Faith and Sandra Romain with "teen" Tiffany Sweet (in addition to other over 25/under 25 combos) is the art of girl/girl, September/May lovemaking, and should not be confused with "MILFs v. Teens", currently on the docket at the Porn Valley Appellate Court.

· "MILFs Vs. Teens" (metrointeractive.com)

"Some guys wear boxers; others are freeballing it, but I get so excited tugging the dicks that I tug the underwear out of frustration," she explained, adding that she also neeeds to learn to sew. But we know she's determined.

· Ava Devine Gets Her Panties In a Bunch for Charity (thenaughtyamerican.com)
· Buy "Seduced by a Cougar" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Ava Devine's Sloppy Seconds

· Want to know what your mom is up to now that you've moved out of the house? Do you now wish you'd minded your own business? (The Today Show)

· Heather Locklear must have put her bikini in the dryer, because it doesn't fit her anymore. She should try that with all her clothes. (the usual suspects)

· Growing up in the Dominican Republic, Julian Tavarez had just two dreams—become a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox or become a porn star. Hey, it's not too late to do both. (aolsportsblog.com, via adultfyi.com)

· What's wrong with creating a gateway of strip clubs leading into Washington, D.C.? It might even keep some of those lobbyists from finding the Capitol. (examiner.com)

· So who really wrote this article about the saga of Sex.com? More importantly, will anyone pay to read the book about it? (kierenmccarthy.co.uk)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Keeping with the whole Mommy's Day theme, it seemed like a good time to revisit an old friend: The Milf Hunter. His name is what he does of course, and he's been at it long time ... maybe too long? We don't want to tell the guy how to his job, but it does appear that he occasionally chooses to slum it down in the lower age brackets, taking down big game that looks like they're still playing in their own soccer games, not hauling little ones around to theirs in a minivan. Or maybe moms are just getting hotter all the time? Can we see some 2257 documentation for the over-40 set?

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· Milf Hunter - Ryan Conner (XXXUploads)
· Milf Hunter (milfhunter.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

The choice of Ava as a porn name usually goes hand in hand with a very distinct individual. No one will deny that Ava Vincent and Ava Devine are memorable, but who knew that one couldn't swing a dead cat our Manparts^TM this week without hitting an Ava? (Well, two of them.)

Here are Karlie Montana, Ava Rose, and Tommy Gunn on the set of Adam & Eve's noir feature "Dark City". Stay tuned for an Avalicious post-gap smorgasbord of more shots from our continuing exploration of pornstars not as they may seem, but how they really are. - GP

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We also met Ava Lauren, who you'll remember braved the frigid mountain air above Porn Valley for a Sin City MILF shoot. She played a sexy professor, and we actually heard her say the line "Your arguments and parallels of 15th century literature leading up to the Renaissance are quite striking." Unfortunately her costar was not as familiar with the script (and random commenters, please don't tell us that line made no sense; we saw the script ourselves and that is what was printed there. It is more important that she fired off that line whilst playing with herself under a desk than whether or not it would pass scholarly scrutiny. Don't be snobs; she's hot).

Ava Rose again, this time for Metro's "Taboo 22". Here she plays a social deviant in a rigidly structured Futureworld. It is hard for us to reconcile Deviance with Lucite Heels, because everyone wears them here, but the Future is pretty fucked up.

Ava Lauren contemplates the penis of her son's friend.

Ava Lauren contemplates Grimace, Ronald McDonald's friend.

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