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more about #straight more comments → Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Ariel Rebel: always on the go When she's on the prowl It's "go, cat, go!" #arielrebel more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Seven more minutes to hide away Far from everywhere Seven more minutes to hide away My head is in the sun #courtneytrouble more » -
#classics
Amber Lynn, Circa '86
Amber Lynn has always been delightful, but can her 23-year-old movie "Perfect Partners" withstand the visible tan lines (on men) and leg warmers that characterized that bygone age? More » -
#classics
"Aunt Peg" And Her Precocious Niece
Hairy flaps. Belly fat. The used car lot bendy balloon that is John Holmes' schlong. Golden Age porn has that, but reisssued classic "Aunt Peg" also has niece-fucking and the leopardine Juliet Anderson. More » -
#rippedfromtheheadlines
DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"
Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events? More » -
#rippedfromtheheadlines
Porn Of The Opportunistic Moment: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Elliot Splitz-Her Story"
Though my title would have been "VaGIANT 9," Hustler's choice of the easily-identifiable "Elliot Splitz-Her" for its ripped-from-the-headlines pornification of the prostie-loving former New York Governor is proof enough why it owns real estate and I only have fond memories. Veteran performer Mike Horner (first porn scene, 1978; recently, Mike Not-the-Brady in "Not the Bradys XXX") was deemed to have the gravitas required to inhabit the role of "Client (of course) 69."
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#pornmysteries
Where In The World Is Hillary Scott? (Part 1)
Hanging over the set of "Not the Bradys XXX 2" (yes, if there can be an "Agent Cody Banks 2," there can be a "Not the Bradys XXX 2") was the pregnant question "Where's Marcia, Marcia, Marcia?" You see, back in Ought-7, Hillary Scott originated that role in the first "Not the Bradys XXX." But contractual obligations conspired to take Scott away from the series to replace her with former Digital Playground star Teagan Presley. What? You're saying this means nothing to you and that you're more concerned about who will replace John Travolta in the remake of "Dallas"? Well, Hillary's absence is big news here, anyway. Read more after the gap. More » -
#teaganredux
Preview: Teagan Presley In "Not Bewitched XXX"
Sweet Teagan Presley almost fell into a media vacuum here at 23 Fleshboulevard; Loathe to publicize something that would be shoved down our throats by one company, we were drawn to the fact that the PR machine at another company was uncharacteristically silent. More »


