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#youarethere
Exxxotica Miami: A Very Porny Mother's Day Weekend
This Mother's Day weekend, the pornstars of the world convened on southern Florida for Exxxotica. Couldn't ditch Mom for MILFs? The Miami New Times has a wrapup of the show, with a somewhat NSFW slideshow. More » -
#miamivice
Amy Fisher And Vivid Milving It In Miami
At 25 and 34, respectively, Vivid and Amy Fisher are past the age of consent and can do whatever they damn well please. That is why both milves are featured at next weekend's Exxxotica Miami. More » -
#parties
Speaking Of The Type Of Parties You Wish You Were Going To
Now there's nothing wrong with sitting home and looking at porn. In fact, we endorse it! (Obviously.) But what if you could also go out and check out pornstars in real life?
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#scandal
Dashiell Torralba: ¡Viva La Porn Revolucion!
Gossip blogs are buzzing this week with the news that Dashiell Torralba, a former girlfriend of one of Fidel Castro's sons who recently sold a home movie with footage from everyone's favorite Cuban dictator's household to a Miami television station (and no relation to anyone we know), has apparently found another way to keep herself busy besides being charged for credit card fraud and identity theft: she also allegedly appears as "Rocio Marrero" in a Bang Bros. video called "Language Barrier". It's not the first time we've heard about a pornstar who's related to a famous name, however distantly; but it is the first time we've ever had occasion to mention Fidel Castro in connection with facial cumshots and hot Latina MILF action. So even if you have no idea who she is, won't you indulge our giddy excitement and check out the links and pics after the jump? More » -
#prostitution
We've got to admit that operating a mobile brothel out of a rented limousine bus is a pretty brilliant idea. (Even if it is a little derivative.) Parking the bus a block from the Miami Beach Police Department? Not quite as brilliant. (local10.com - thanks, Rick) -
#tvalert
Gianna Lynn Gets Some New "Miami Ink"
Gianna Lynn fans are probably well acquainted with her prominent tattoos, but like most body ink aficionados, one or two or a half-dozen tats are never enough. Her latest addition was documented for the TLC reality show "Miami Ink" and her episode airs this Thursday night. Now, we don't much about the show beyond the fact that pornstars apparently like to get tattoos and quite a few of our readers have a crush on the show's L.A. transplant Kat Von D. But apparently even porn celebrities have to audition for the privilege of letting someone poke their skin with a searing hot needle. Watch Gianna explain her dream body art and the near-death experience that inspired it, then tomorrow you can try to stay awake past your bedtime and watch it come to life on TV. More » -
#youarethere
For some folks, last weekend's Exxxotica Miami was an excuse to pass out anti-porn propoganda; for others, it was an opportunity to go face-to-breast with assorted porn babes and take pictures of Ron Jeremy. See? Porn really is all things to all people! (uncoached.com) -
#youarethere
Exxxotica Miami: The Five-Minute Version
Anyone who is anyone was in Florida this past weekend for the Exxotica: Miami show. Except us! (Because we hate airplanes and the sun!) Fortunately, someone was there with a camera to document the whole shebang and compile everything that happened into this handy video. So thanks to Daily Tang for braving the crowds and saving us from having to eat convention hall hot dogs. Sure, we would have liked to been there to catch up with Jesse Jane and all the rest of the porny people in person, but some things just weren't meant to be. (Like that crazy teeth-whitening machine. That's just not right.) More » -
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#prostitution
Eliot Spitzer is nationwide news, but the Miami Herald has found the relevant local angle that makes this story important to its readers: Miami does not have enough high-priced call girls! How do their politicians get in trouble then? (miamihearld.com, via fark.com) -
#jessejanewatch
Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Jesse Jane In Miami
It's not too often that Jesse Jane is seen in public; sometimes she appears for a few moments to smile and make a pronouncement, sometimes she can be glimpsed in grainy newsreel footage, other times sightings are dismissed as hoaxes. (Wait, that's Pope Benedict XVI, King Edward VII, and Bigfoot.) But still, we don't see Jane as often as we'd like, and even for tomorrow's "Pirates in the Dark" party at Miami Beach's Club Mansion, the assumption is that she'll be partially obscured. Regardless, she'll be giving away DVDs and cash in honor of the Halloween holiday. More » -
#celebrity
The person who posted these pictures said that if she could look like anyone in the world, it'd be Gisele Bundchen. Meanwhile, if we could be anything in the world, it'd be that scrap of fabric she's de-wedgifying from between her buttcheeks. Does that seem fair? (livejournal.com) -
#truecrime
It's not every day that a newspaper gets to publish a headline with such fine alliteration as "fat fanny fetish", but the Miami Herald had reason to do so when a local "charming mechanic [who] loved snapping Polaroid photos of the oversized posteriors of neighborhood women" got murdered in a photo shoot setup. And you thought that being a perv was just an innocent hobby. (miamiherald.com) -
#photography
The Afflicted Yard: Hot And Drunk In Miami
What happens when you mix hot South Florida models, a set of vampire teeth, a carafe of orange juice. and a Jamaican photographer with a knack for shooting glamorous fashion babes? It probably looks exactly like the latest photo gallery from Peter Dean Rickards and his website The Afflicted Yard. As if you aren't jealous enough of the clear blues skies and sandy beaches of Miami, these toned and taned babes seem to be having way too much fun hanging out and getting drunk on what we assume are very tasty screwdrivers—when they aren't spitting them out of course. Oh, did we forget to mention the spitting? Yeah, these girls are definitely having too much fun. More »
