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The Dangerously, Death-Defyingly Sexy Mia Smiles

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST

It's probably not a good idea to have sex in a graveyard. Actually, given that this clip begins with Mia Smiles in the hospital, we're gonna say that it's definitely not a good idea.

But even knowing that... we still want to have sex in a graveyard. Can we help it if Mia Smiles just makes the whole affair just seem, well, hot? Of course, we're pretty sure Mia could make having sex in a trash compactor look hot—so maybe we should just leave the dangerously sexy antics to the professional, and continue enjoying them by proxy from the comforts of our safe, warm homes.

· Mia Smiles on the graveyard (redtube.com)

Evan Screws Everyone, Smoking Hot Asians Edition

DCypher — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

Another week briskly marches past us into a brave new year, and to our utter amazement Evan Seinfeld unveils yet another “smoking hot” movie, presumably with all scenes culled from his Rock Star Pimp site —by theme.

Is it just us or does it look like this guy is trying to make up for something he missed with all this fucking? Eschewing racial stereotypes, and assuming it's not all about being cheap or greedy (how dare you!), we can only presume that the lifestyle this former rock 'n roll front man grew accustomed to, replete with only too willing groupies dropping to their knees on request, has spoiled him. Being married to the reigning Queen of Porn isn't enough. No. He's got to screw EVERYTHING! We're not sure if we're too jealous to breathe, proud as hell—or a little of both.

This round of "Evan Cornholes Everyone" features delightful Asian dolls Mia Smiles, Asa Akira, Chrissy Moon, Evelyn Lin, and Kina Kai. It's great to see Mia back in action. Regardless of race, she's an amazing performer who really throws her all into each scene.

In any case, we'd like to make a suggestion. We think that Evan should take this show on the road, not just around America, but to other countries. "Spyder Jones Fucks South Korea" or "Rock Star Pimp Lhasa" could be the natural, organic evolution of this very title. Or if he wanted to really push the envelope, why not "Gaza Strip Geishas" or "Palestinian Pussy Punishers"? We expect to receive full credit for the concept and title. Check's in the mail, right?

"Smoking Hot Asians" releases this week from Iron Cross Productions, an imprint of Tera Patrick Productions. But you can sneak a peek right here and now, because you're special!

· Teravision (teravision.com)

Mia Smiles Is Smiling Somewhere Else Now

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:30:00 EST

It's always sad to say goodbye to pornstars—especially ones as adorable as Mia Smiles (who, we must say, we totally loved in Jamye Waxman's "Toying With Pleasure."). But, even in the best of porn careers, there comes a time when one must move on—and so it is that we now say goodbye to Mia Smiles, who's moving on to other work after twelve lovely years in the adult industry. Oh Mia, we'll miss you—but at least we'll always have the memories (and so can you! Check below the cut!).

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· Mia Smiles gives a handjob (pornhub.com)
· Mia Smiles is still smiling, but not in porn (lukeisback.com)

Toying With Jamye Waxman

Gram Ponante — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:30:46 EST

East Coast intellectual Jamye Waxman follows Nina Hartley into the thicket of Women Explaining Sex to You in her first instructional video for Adam & Eve, "Toying with Pleasure". The formula is similar to Hartley's, with game porn star guests dropping by to put in practice what Waxman has just explained. Waxman is friendly and unself-conscious, tossing off words like "frenulum" in a voice that combines Dissertation Defense with Late Night Smooth Jazz DJ.

Join us after the gap. (And don't forget your frenulum.)

Adam & Eve chose well with Waxman, who is not afraid to be goofy and who, unlike Hartley, does not participate in the action. Waxman also does not hover awkwardly by while porn stars like Syren, Mia Smiles, and Veronica Rayne provide the lab to Waxman's lecture; not that that would, in this case, be unpleasant, but there is a reason porn stars were brought in, and keeping things separate makes for a better movie.

Real-life couples were used as much as possible, and the effect of this first instructional video in Adam & Eve's "Personal Touch" series is a friendlier one as a result. Waxman keeps things light and kudos to folks like Syren who amiably listen to Waxman as the latter gives pointers about pleasing one's partner. The video does feel a little bit like an infomercial now and then, and we are surprised that Mia Smiles doesn't exclaim "And what else can a flogger do?"

Waxman's 101 course includes primers on safewords, washing one's Cyberskin dildo (cornstarch! who knew?), why flared bases are essential to anal toys, and why strap-ons are great for everybody. But remember: "Butt plugs are not the only option for your ass."

Informative without being too talky, and taking every opportunity to show rather than tell, "Toying with Pleasure" is so much more forward thinking than when my parents sent me to that glory hole.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Buy "Toying with Pleasure" (gamelink.com)

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