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Diana Garcia: "Sin Nombre," Sin Camisa

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Add this to your back to school shopping list: "Sin Nombre" comes out on DVD on September 1. The Mexican film offers lessons in Spanish, the realities of the immigrant experience, and female anatomy. Well, Diana Garcia's anatomy, anyway.

· Diana Garcia - "Sin Nombre" (bestoftheworld-fidel1980.blogspot.com)

Mexican Crush Object Alert: Mariana Ochoa

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Mariana Ochoa: singer, actress, naked babe. What, like we need more reason to fall in love with her?

Mariana Ochoa (nsfwpoa.com)
Mariana Ochoa (nsfwpoa.com)
Mariana Ochoa (nsfwpoa.com)
Mariana Ochoa (nsfwpoa.com)
Mariana Ochoa (nsfwpoa.com)

Today In Foreign Film Nudity: Jessica Mas In "Rudo Y Cursi"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We promise, we're not solely interested in foreign films for their liberal attitudes towards naked flesh (but it doesn't hurt, either). We are actually intrigued by professional soccer plotline of "Rudo y Cursi" (translation: "Rough and Vulgar")...you know, in addition to the part with Jessica Mas's breasts.

But hey: this is Fleshbot, and we know you're not here for movie reviews. So enjoy Jessica Mas's breasts for now... and ~~when~~ if "Rudo y Mas" comes to a theater near you, be sure to check it out (and failing that, just get it on Netflix).

· "Rudo y Cursi" (imdb.com)
· Video Clip of Jessica Mas from Rudo y Cursi (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Mexico Loves Carmen Electra (Just Like Us)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

First she was featured in Playboy Mexico, and now Mexican Maxim is having its way with her. Man, everything really is better in Mexico (and by "everything," we mean Maxim).

Seriously, can someone please explain to us why every other Maxim in the world gets to have nipples in it? What's the point of being the leaders of the free world if you can't enjoy some bare breasts with your lad mag wisdom?

· Carmen Electra Topless - Maxim Mexico 03/09 (dailypoa.com)

Cynthia Klitbo, Aging With Grace And Sexiness

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Is Cynthia Klitbo a MILF? A cougar? Something else entirely? Honestly, who cares? Whatever else she may be, the 42-year-old Mexican beauty is nothing short of amazing.

If we look half as good as she does when we're in our forties, we'll consider ourselves blessed. Hell, if we looked half that good in our twenties, we'd be happy.

· Mexican actress Cynthia Klitbo butt naked for Extremo magazine (nsfwpoa.com)

Like Mother, Like Daughter: When Families Make Porn Together

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:30:01 EST

Well, it looks like Elli and Desi Foxx have got some competition—we've just learned about Maritza Mendez and Silvia Loret, a Mexican mother-daughter porn team.

In addition to their solo work, the two have also appeared in scenes together (though not directly performing with each other) on Mexican Lust. And we thought we knew the depths of mother-daughter bonding!

· Mexican Babe Silvia Loret (boobieblog.com)

Naked Virgin Mary Raises Catholic Ire

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Aw man—we turn our heads for two seconds, and suddenly the world (or at least Mexico) erupts in a sex scandal. And not just any sex scandal—one involving the Virgin Mary.

Now, if you ask us, celebrating the Christmas season with a nude pictorial of the Virgin Mary makes perfect sense. But apparently, we're not the people of Mexico, who were none too pleased about Playboy's nude devotional (something about being devout Catholics?). So, in sum, boobs (Mary boobs!) were shown, outrage was expressed, scandal happened, and Playboy apologized. Such is the cycle of life.

But hey, if you're not a devout Catholic—or at least, aren't offended by the idea of the Virgin Mary (gasp!) having boobs—pictures are, of course, available online.

· Pictures: Playboy Virgin María Florencia Onori Is A True Blessing! (machochip.com)

Angelique Boyer Will Save Us All

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Not only is Angelique Boyer the answer to everything, she's also a pretty talented mechanic. It takes some serious skills to fix bikes wearing only a thong, people. (Gallery after the jump.)

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· Curvy Angelique Boyer In Hombre Mexico 12/08 (dailypoa.com)

Richard Kern Gives Us Some Latin Love

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:30:00 EST

It looks like Richard Kern is back in Mexico, doing what he does best (i.e. taking pictures of beautiful women). This time he's tracked down Ana Lucia, a lovely Argentinian model/actress formerly known as "The Sweet Little Ass from 7th Grade"—though she'll always be the Sweet Little Ass to us. Like any good Kern model, Ana Lucia's well versed in fascinating topics like the collapse of the Argentinian economy... and she really enjoys a good joint. Want to learn more about her? Check out the clip after the jump.

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· Shot By Kern - Ana Lucia (vbs.tv)

Geraldine Bazan Isn't Just "Para Hombres"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

These pictures may be "para hombres," but that's not going to stop the XX-endowed members of the Fleshbot family from ogling the curves of telenovela star Geraldine Bazan. Why should men get all the fun—and hot (mostly) naked pictures—for themselves? (Gallery after the jump.)

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· Latin Soap Star Geraldine Bazan Topless for Hombre (dailypoa.com)

It looks like our new friend Gaby Ramirez...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:10:29 EDT

It looks like our new friend Gaby Ramirez has found a new friend of her own in Alejandra Urdain. which makes us feel all warm and squisky inside. Because really, if you don't have someone to share your nude photoshoots with then what's the point of it all? (dailypoa.com)

Meet Gaby Ramirez. She's from way down in...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:44:05 EDT

Meet Gaby Ramirez. She's from way down in Mexico, so we're not sure what she does for a living ... but it obviously doesn't require a uniform. (dailypoa.com)

It's Always Sunny With Mayte Carranco

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:30:53 EDT

The votes are in, and Mexico's Mayte Carranco has been deemed the world's hottest weather girl. The competition was stiff, but with her penchant for wearing midriff bearing outfits and prancing around in her bra on the air, Mayte ultimately prevailed. We think we can safely say the best weather girl won. (asylum.com)

To all you anti-globalization advocates...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 12 May 2008 09:58:45 EDT

To all you anti-globalization advocates out there who still have a problem with NAFTA, we present Mexico's Ivonne Montero and ask you to give us one good reason why she shouldn't have free access to any country she wants. (dailypoa.com)

May 5 is the perfect time to discuss the...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:01:53 EDT

May 5 is the perfect time to discuss the current status of Mexican cultural norms and their impact on the larger North American landscape in both economic and political terms ... or at least ask why Mexican pornstars always get cast as the "dirty Latina maid." On second thought, let's all just get drunk! (thenaughtyamerican.com)

You know that sex expos have finally gone...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:40:30 EDT

You know that sex expos have finally gone mainstream when they start happening in heavily Catholic, conservative countries like Mexico (and for that matter get written about in places like Portfolio). Up next: Sexpo Vatican, coming soon to a Holy See near you! (portfolio.com)

Meet Angelique Boyer, Maxim Mexico's answer...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:10:39 EST

Meet Angelique Boyer, Maxim Mexico's answer to ... everything, we guess. We just hope we asked the right question. (dailypoa.com)

Mayhem's "Mexicunts" Spices Up The Immigration Debate

DCypher — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:44:06 EST

Every year thousands of our neighbors to the south stream across the U.S. border with a desire to be part of the American Dream, and despite what Bill O'Reilly and his ilk would have you think most of them are hard working, God-fearing people trying their best to make a better life for themselves and their families. And then there's the stars of the sixth installment of Mayhem's charmingly titled series, "Mexicunts".

"Mexicunts" revolves around Alexis Love guiding fellow sex workers Estrella Flores, Daisy Marie, Rachel Milan, and Laurie Vargas on how to properly negotiate an interview with an INS agent; hijinks stereotypically ensue as they use their natural endowments to persuade federal agents that they'll do whatever it takes to score a green card.

Sure, it may not be the most culturally sensitive or politically correct porn you'll see all year. But at least it's a little more relevant than, say, "Cum Fart Tsunami".

· "Mexicunts 6" Trailer (sincity.com)

Viva Jesse Jane!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:11:49 EST

It seems odd to crow about a hardcore pornstar showing up in the softest of softcore publications, but in the bizarro world of adult entertainment you haven't really made it until you can put your clothes back on. Now, Jesse Jane isn't exactly a nobody when it comes to mainstream media—we're sure at least a few of her fans must have seen that Brad Pitt movie by mistake—but she should still be very proud of her cover shoot for the latest issue of FHM Mexico. Since the US version doesn't even exist any more, this is as close as she can get to lad mag immortality here in the States, and despite not spreading wide for some overstimulated porn hunk the pictures themselves are pretty darn hot. Now excuse us while we run for the border.

· Jesse Jane in FHM México (fhm.com.mx)
· Jesse Jane Featured on FHM Mexico Cover (xbiz.com)

Previously: FHM: The Long Goodbye, Tera Patrick, FHM Covergirl

The Mexican government is investigating...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:40:23 EDT

The Mexican government is investigating their sexy pop star Paulina Rubio, because of a photo she posed for while wearing nothing but the Mexican flag. We can't find the photo in question so just imagine this with a lot of red, white and green wrapped around it. (sky.com + ecuaworld.com)