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· The Kink Report (socialkink.com)

While the cover of "Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion: The Demon Gynecologist of the San Fernando Valley" promises a sardonic porn right up the alley of writer/director Jim Powers, Hollander's scene is so awash with dark editing program background music that it's hard to figure out if Powers intends us to laugh or just be creeped out; the cover suggests one, the movie suggests another.

The inappropriate gynecologist is certainly Porn's version of the Nazi scientist, but we are made to wait to decide whether this is a fleshier version of "Little Shop of Horrors" or "Marathon Man."

I talked with former AVN editor Rebecca Gray.

"Are you asking me if women think of gynecologists like the hot pizza delivery guy or pool cleaner?" she asked. "No. (The gynecologist's office) is a different space for your head to be in."

Hollander's face registers growing alarm as the doctor takes his sweet time down there.

"I think I dropped something," he calls, sniffing his fingers. He begins inserting all manner of objects.

"Is everything OK, Doctor?" she asks as he inserts a glass dildo in her anus. "I haven't been sexually active in three months."

"That's a shame," he says. Finally, we get to the porn.

Dr. Probe, after rolling up a fucking machine, does the job himself.

"Is it supposed to feel this nice, Doctor?" Hollander asks.

"Just a natural human reaction," he says. "The instruments can only do so much."

I finally decided that the movie was a comedy and just the soundtrack needed to go. Kudos to Hollander who did a nice slow burn, and to Powers for trusting an audience with a longish scene.

Next up is Sindee Jennings as the patient and Seth Dickens as Dr. Probe. The production does not skimp on medical equipment. Sometimes it's hard to be a woman.

"I'm actually feeling a little bit uncomfortable, Doctor, "Jennings says. "It just feels like you're doing the same things over and over and over."

What makes this movie earn an A for effort is its token attempts to make things look on the up and up for at least a minute or two.

That more or less goes out the window when quintessential porn dude Dirty Harry appears as Guatemalan Doctor to the petrified Cindy Crawford. He speaks Pig Spanish all the way through his scene and at this point the movie becomes high camp (which isn't a bad thing).

Finally, Otto Bauer's scene with Chelsea Rae retreads old ground, but it's still funny. When the good Doctor is finished, he says, "Now get dressed, clean up, and fill out those insurance forms."

This movie is highly entertaining as a collection of scenes that happen to take place in a doctor's office, but something is added (especially in the early scenes) when lip service is paid to something real; that's when "Dr. Probe" gets menacing.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion

Studio: Powersville/JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Audrey Hollander, Sindee Jennings, Dirty Harry, Cindy Crawford, Otto Bauer, Chelsea Rae, Seth Dickens, Johnny Thrust

· Jim Powers (mrfilth.com)
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· hospital sex (Megarotic)

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Medical Pain Sluts

Studio: Bondage Orgasms (.com)
Director: Natali Demore
Cast: Natali Demore, Ashley Renee, Eden Wells, Harmony Rose, Natalie Minx, Katja Kassin

Review by: - GP

The first vignette sets the scene. "Institutional Fraud" features Katja Kassin and Demore discussing how they defrauded both the penal and psychiatric industries by faking insanity to avoid jailtime. Luckily, they are thwarted by USA PATRIOT Act technology, as their conversation is monitored by Harmony, who looks positively Amazonian compared to the two barefoot scofflaws in her BDSM heels.

Harmony imposes a number of punishments on her wards, including the novel approach of smacking Katja every time Natali does something bad.

"Legs Open; This is for your own good" announces Demore in the next scene, "Multiple Personality Disorder", in which she is the nurse charged with helping Ashley Renee decide if she likes girls or boys.

The scenarios are darkly humorous, and sexy. Girl-on-Girl cruelty has more of a ring of truth about it because it seems like Friday night at the Saddle Ranch.

Diminutive director/star Demore told me that she "discovered" liking to bind, gag, and torture people, and that she was good at it. The femdom model is still not the first picture that comes to mind when people think of dominatrices, however.

"I think we have the element of surprise," she said.

Demore appears on top and on bottom in the final two scenes, first forcibly extracting information from Natalie Minx and then, in "Hypersexuality Aversion Treatment", finding herself on the business end of clamps and clothespins.

This video is furnished with the essentials: a room, a mattress, some mood lighting, and a nurse costume. It also features some fun gadgets, electrodes, and whirring things. That it is made by women who play with the archetype of the naughty nurse, improvising funny lines while putting their victims through the paces of rigorous punishment and training scenes, makes for viewing that is less bleak than hardcore BDSM fare that's all leather and dungeons.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy "Medical Pain Sluts" (jadedvideo.com)

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As part of our recent public health initiative, it's also our responsibility to direct your attention to this new product designed to alleviate the sufferings of anyone experiencing the increasingly widespread problem of Restless Penis Syndrome, which we're afraid might be a side effect of visiting Fleshbot every day. If you should find your sleep habits being interrupted by twitching genitalia (your own or your partner's), we recommend you check out this promotional video clip before YouTube takes it down due to its use of the word "fuck" or before GlaxoSmithKline gets all twitchy themselves and serves up a cease and desist order, whichever comes first. (But don't try to self-medicate by taking Fleshbot off your bookmarks list. Studies have shown that you can still live with RPS and have a happy, productive life as long as you relieve the symptoms on a regular basis.)

· "Deqip for RPS" (YouTube - thanks SJ)

All the usual online video sharing outlets seem to be a bit temperamental this week, but hopefully that won't prevent you from viewing this latest entry in our ever-expanding Flesh Flicks catalog. If only web servers and IT backbones could be cured as easily as the "patient" in this clip. Of course, we always seem to get stuck with the grumpy nurse with cold hands and no sense of humor so this particular treatment has never been offered to us during our yearly physical—and it's not like our blogger HMO would cover it anyway. We guess there's a reason why the slutty Asian nurse fantasy will sadly forever remain a fantasy.

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· Patient Fucks His Hot Nurse (PornoTube)

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Aussie hottie Kitty Toxin is a self-described "mad scientist" whose interests include biomedical science, anatomical charts, playing with her two pet rats and assorted spiders, and lounging around in a bathtub while reading books about Dr. Who —all of which would instantly earn her instant Fleshbot Crush Object™ status on their own (especially the Dr. Who part.) But Kitty isn't one of those gorgeous geeks into barren theorizing: she's also an accomplished painter and fetish pinup model, and we can't think of anyone else we've seen online lately who can make a rhytidectomy look so damn sexy; if she didn't live clear on the other side of the planet from us, we'd be booking an appointment on her operating table in no time.

· Kitty Toxin @ DeviantArt (gallery @ deviantart.com; registration required to view some material - via Fluffy Lychees)

Previously: Babes With Books, Fetish/Fashion by Tani Atsushi, Gips Dreams, O.R.R. Belgium: Medical Fetish Video, Flesh Flicks: Amateur Nursing School, Geek Fantasies, Sexy Restaurant "Nurses", Romain Slocombe: Japan Medical Fetish