Fleshbot: straight, maxim

This Is The Closest We'll Ever Get To Seeing Olivia Munn Topless

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:45:00 EST

Unless some secret Olivia Munn sex tape gets leaked, or she has one of them wardrobe malfunctions, this is about as naked as we can ever expect to see Olivia "Won't Go Naked In Her Playboy Spread" Munn.

So enjoy it, folks. And if any of you have any leads on one of those Olivia Munn sex tapes...well, you might say we have a "friend" who'd be interested in them. Very interested.

· Olivia Munn (egotastic.com)

Maxim: A Look Back At Backsides

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:00:00 EST

Maxim Magazine realized that they've photographed a great deal of famous butts, and they've posted them all in one neat place. Why? Because great things happen everyday.

Stacy Kiebler, Adrienne Curry, and Jaime Pressly showcase the best known bottoms in the roundup, yet they aren't necessarily our favorite. There's a lot of strong talent from lesser known heinies, and that's just judging butts alone. Don't get us wrong, we love fronts. The frontside of the body has a lot of neat stuff. But sometimes you just have to focus on the A portion of T&A. It's a yin-and-yang thing.

· Maxim.com's Booty Issue, Vol. 1 (maxim.com)
· Maxim.com's Booty Issue, Vol. 2 (maxim.com)

Sex Tape Of The Second: Catalina White

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

When's the last time a former pro-wrestler put out a sex tape? We can only hope the orgasms aren't as fake as the fighting.

Catalina White, Maxim model/WWE wrestler, will be appearing in the Shane's World release "Model American Tour" November 17th. We're actually pretty into this one. As you can tell from the trailer, Catalina seems really game for anything, and we'd like to see everything. Yes, it's another (minor) celebrity sex tape, but there's hope! Maybe this will break down sex tape taboos, and celebrities can stop acting so coy in their own home movies.

· Shane's World to Release Maxim Model's 'Sex Tape' (business.avn.com)
· Trailer via Catalina White Sex Tape! (catalinawhite.com)

Maxim Convinces Us To Go Back To School

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Hot girls? Sexy. Hot girls who major in nuclear physics? We'd have no qualms about dropping $50,000 a year to hang out with them.

But you can't just use any old line on these girls. If you haven't read Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit, you can't even hope for better than a handjob. Be prepared people! I'll see you in class on Monday. In the meantime, read over the curriculum.

· Campus Cuties (maxim.com)

Meggan Mallone Es Una Estrella

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

We're not sure what country is fantastic enough to feature a naked Meggan Mallone in the pages of its Maxim, but we do know that we want to move there. Just as soon as we brush up on our Spanish.

Meggan Mallone (dailypoa.com)
Meggan Mallone (dailypoa.com)
Meggan Mallone (dailypoa.com)

Polina Dimovska: The Future Mrs. Fleshbot

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Good news, everybody! We've found our future bride. Meet Polina Dimovska: she's totally going to marry us...just as soon as we learn to say, "Marry us!" in Bulgarian (and we find a place where polygamy is legal).

Polina Dimovska (dailypoa.com)
Polina Dimovska (dailypoa.com)
Polina Dimovska (dailypoa.com)
Polina Dimovska (dailypoa.com)

Isabella Stratigaki Speaks The Universal Language

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

The copy on this Isabella Stratigaki photo spread may be Greek to us, but the pictures are speaking a language we can definitely understand.

Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)

Czech Maxim Gets Drunk On India Reynolds

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

The Czechs seem like a people who are rather familiar with various forms of intoxication—but even they weren't prepared for the "demon alkohol" of India Reynolds. We hear the Czech Maxim staff still hasn't recovered from the hangover.

India Reynolds (dailypoa.com)
India Reynolds (dailypoa.com)
India Reynolds (dailypoa.com)
India Reynolds (dailypoa.com)
India Reynolds (dailypoa.com)

Dayana Mendoza Is (Almost) Naked Again

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza is ending her reign the way she began it: by "shocking" the world with not-really-naked photos. It's good to see that some people can get all famous and stuff without letting it go to their heads.

· Dayana Mendoza (maxim.com)

It's Christmas In August With Florencia Maggi

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Things this photo spread has taught us about Argentina: they celebrate Christmas in August. Santa and his elves are way creepier there. Argentinian ladies have amazing boobs. (Oh wait, we knew that already.)

Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)
Florencia Maggi (dailypoa.com)

Bow Down Before Sofia Georgiou

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Sofia Georgiou may no longer hold the title of Miss World, but she certainly knows how to rock ours. (nsfwpoa.com)

Maxim's Hottest Woman Featured On The Cover Of Maxim

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Last month, Maxim named Olivia Wilde number one on their list of the 100 hottest women...now she's popped up on the cover of the magazine. Is there some sort of conspiracy going on here?

(And for the record, if you really want to see Olivia Wilde topless, and not just nipteasing us all, go here.)

Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)

The Irresistible Clio Zenden

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 May 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We didn't want to get out of bed this morning—but somehow Clio Zenden managed to pull us off our comfortable mattress and into our desk chair. Now if only we could get her out of bed, too (or at least get her to put the sheet down).

· Clio Zenden - Maxim 6-2009 (Bulgaria) (cameltap.com)

Mariana Diarco Brings Light To Our Dark

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:30:01 EDT

And in other Maxim-related news: Mariana Diarco may not have made Maxim's Top 100 Hot List, but she's certainly made our "hot list," if you know what we mean. (We mean we think she's hot.)

· Mariana Diarco Topless in Maxim (nsfwpoa.com)

Maxim Reveals Hot 100, Helps Us Select Our New Crushes

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:00:00 EDT

If it weren't for Maxim, how would we ever know which celebrities were worthy of our affections? Okay, we'd probably be able to muddle through somehow—but still, we might miss important crushworthy contenders!

Like, for instance, Olivia Wilde, who's topped the Maxim Hot 100 list this year. We'll be honest: we have no idea who she is (sorry, certain edtrixes don't watch "House")—but if she's good enough for Maxim, well, she's definitely good enough for us (consider her added to the Official Crush Object List post-haste!).

· Maxim's 2009 Hot 100: The Top 10 Photos (maxim.com, more @ torontopics.com)

Maxim Argentina Has Hotter Facebook Friends Than We Do

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

In the year and a half or so that we've been on Facebook, we've pretty much used it for one thing and one thing only: playing Scrabble (okay, and stalking friends from high school).

Apparently, we're doing something wrong. Somehow, Maxim Argentina has harnessed the raw power of Facebook to attract hot girls like Analia Daguerre, and get them to (gasp!) take off their clothes on camera (gasp!). Is there some sort of app we can install that'll help us befriend ladies like Analia? Anyone know?

Analia Daguerre (dailypoa.com)
Analia Daguerre (dailypoa.com)
Analia Daguerre (dailypoa.com)
Analia Daguerre (dailypoa.com)

Mel Gibson's Girlfriend Oksana Pochepa Poses For Maxim

auryn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:30:00 EDT

It was just revealed that Mel Gibson's new girlfriend is a hot Russian 24-year-old pop star turned model. Well, it makes perfect sense to us. Take a look at her!

According to The Sun, she's the reason that Mel's marriage got all screwed up Monday, when his wife of twenty-eight years filed for divorce. We're sorry for all the trouble these celebs are going through — the only irreconcilable difference we have is with the bikini top Oksana is lamentably wearing.

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· Via Oksana Pochepa Maxim Magazine Photos - Mel Gibson's Girlfriend (americanidol2006blog.blogspot.com)

Mexico Loves Carmen Electra (Just Like Us)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

First she was featured in Playboy Mexico, and now Mexican Maxim is having its way with her. Man, everything really is better in Mexico (and by "everything," we mean Maxim).

Seriously, can someone please explain to us why every other Maxim in the world gets to have nipples in it? What's the point of being the leaders of the free world if you can't enjoy some bare breasts with your lad mag wisdom?

· Carmen Electra Topless - Maxim Mexico 03/09 (dailypoa.com)

One More Reason To Move To Argentina: Maribel Fernandez

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EST

Add another name to our roster of beautiful Argentinian babes: Maribel Fernandez, we're keeping an eye on you (and on that ribbon—we know it's going to fall off your breasts sooner or later).

· Maribel Fernandez's Perfect Tits & Ass In Maxim Argentina (dailypoa.com)

The Best Breasts Of Argentina Are Just A Click Away

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

Those boobs of Britain have been hogging the spotlight for far too long—and we're not going to take it anymore. The best breasts aren't just in Britain—Argentina has its fair share, too.

Though we're not quite as familiar with the curves of Belen Gimenez and Mariana Diarco, they certainly look like they could give Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder some, ahem, stiff competition. Anyone up for a intercontinental boob-off?

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· Expo Breast - Maxim Argentina 02/09 (dailypoa.com)