Maxim Convinces Us To Go Back To School

Hot girls? Sexy. Hot girls who major in nuclear physics? We'd have no qualms about dropping $50,000 a year to hang out with them. More »

Meggan Mallone Es Una Estrella

We're not sure what country is fantastic enough to feature a naked Meggan Mallone in the pages of its Maxim, but we do know that we want to move there. Just as soon as we brush up on our Spanish. More »

Polina Dimovska: The Future Mrs. Fleshbot

Good news, everybody! We've found our future bride. Meet Polina Dimovska: she's totally going to marry us...just as soon as we learn to say, "Marry us!" in Bulgarian (and we find a place where polygamy is legal). More »

Isabella Stratigaki Speaks The Universal Language

The copy on this Isabella Stratigaki photo spread may be Greek to us, but the pictures are speaking a language we can definitely understand. More »

Czech Maxim Gets Drunk On India Reynolds

The Czechs seem like a people who are rather familiar with various forms of intoxication—but even they weren't prepared for the "demon alkohol" of India Reynolds. We hear the Czech Maxim staff still hasn't recovered from the hangover. More »

Dayana Mendoza Is (Almost) Naked Again

Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza is ending her reign the way she began it: by "shocking" the world with not-really-naked photos. It's good to see that some people can get all famous and stuff without letting it go to their heads. More »

It's Christmas In August With Florencia Maggi

Things this photo spread has taught us about Argentina: they celebrate Christmas in August. Santa and his elves are way creepier there. Argentinian ladies have amazing boobs. (Oh wait, we knew that already.) More »

Bow Down Before Sofia Georgiou

Sofia Georgiou may no longer hold the title of Miss World, but she certainly knows how to rock ours. (nsfwpoa.com)

Maxim's Hottest Woman Featured On The Cover Of Maxim

Last month, Maxim named Olivia Wilde number one on their list of the 100 hottest women...now she's popped up on the cover of the magazine. Is there some sort of conspiracy going on here? More »

The Irresistible Clio Zenden

We didn't want to get out of bed this morning—but somehow Clio Zenden managed to pull us off our comfortable mattress and into our desk chair. Now if only we could get her out of bed, too (or at least get her to put the sheet down).

Mariana Diarco Brings Light To Our Dark

And in other Maxim-related news: Mariana Diarco may not have made Maxim's Top 100 Hot List, but she's certainly made our "hot list," if you know what we mean. (We mean we think she's hot.) More »

Maxim Reveals Hot 100, Helps Us Select Our New Crushes

If it weren't for Maxim, how would we ever know which celebrities were worthy of our affections? Okay, we'd probably be able to muddle through somehow—but still, we might miss important crushworthy contenders! More »

Maxim Argentina Has Hotter Facebook Friends Than We Do

In the year and a half or so that we've been on Facebook, we've pretty much used it for one thing and one thing only: playing Scrabble (okay, and stalking friends from high school). More »

Mel Gibson's Girlfriend Oksana Pochepa Poses For Maxim

It was just revealed that Mel Gibson's new girlfriend is a hot Russian 24-year-old pop star turned model. Well, it makes perfect sense to us. Take a look at her! More »

Mexico Loves Carmen Electra (Just Like Us)

First she was featured in Playboy Mexico, and now Mexican Maxim is having its way with her. Man, everything really is better in Mexico (and by "everything," we mean Maxim). More »

One More Reason To Move To Argentina: Maribel Fernandez

Add another name to our roster of beautiful Argentinian babes: Maribel Fernandez, we're keeping an eye on you (and on that ribbon—we know it's going to fall off your breasts sooner or later). More »

The Best Breasts Of Argentina Are Just A Click Away

Those boobs of Britain have been hogging the spotlight for far too long—and we're not going to take it anymore. The best breasts aren't just in Britain—Argentina has its fair share, too. More »

Maxim's Swimsuit Issue Sure To Put Some Fire In Your Furnace

It may be chilly here in New York City—but that won't stop the girls of Maxim from stripping down to their swimsuits. Yes, it's that time again: the Maxim Real Swimsuit Issue is here! More »

Amanda Klaassen Knows The Alphabet From AA To DD

We admit we were a bit confused by the double A in Amanda Klaassen's name, but thankfully it's only one on her body. More »

Nikoleta Lozanova Has It, Flaunts It

We don't know where Nikoleta Lozanova buys her lingerie, but we really love how it shows off her nipples boobs natural beauty. More »

Maxim Unveils Belated Babe Calendar

On the one hand, January 2 is a little late to be promoting a sexy 2009 calendar. On the other hand, it's never too late to ogle pictures of sexy babes. More »

Boxing Just Got Foxier

It seems that Maxim has also taken a shine to busty beauties who like to brawl—not that we can blame them. More »

Sheer Beauty

Way Down South: The Girls Of Maxim Argentina

As if that pictorial of the girls of Facebook Argentina wasn't enough to convince us that we don't spend nearly enough time ogling the ladies from the land of Eva Peron, now, there's these photos from Maxim Argentina. Hey, isn't it summer there now, too? Someone get us a plane ticket, stat. More »

The very leggy Stacy Keibler and her long leggy legs are on the cover of next month's Maxim magazine. If only you were lucky enough to kicked by those things on a regular basis. (cameltap.com)

Anna Kournikova hasn't picked up a tennis racket in years, but that doesn't mean she isn't still beloved by the Maxim set. Besides, laying on the beach is easy, but tennis is hard! (maxim.com - thanks Sanj)

Joanna Krupa shows off her wares in the German issue of Maxim, which should make window shoppers everywhere quite happy. (dailypoa.com)

Oh Dita Von Teese, we love you so much that we would cross an ocean just to get a glimpse of your nipple ... or at least peruse the pages of the new German Maxim, where if we squint really hard we can pretend we're getting a glimpse of your nipple too. (OK, so it's probably just part of that fancy bra you're wearing ... but are you really going to spoil the fantasy for us after we've come all this way?) (vanityspy.com)

We don't know much about Argentine hotties Vanesa Carbone and Mariana Diarco, but they do appear to be very, very, very good friends. You wouldn't mount just any bum you met on the street, would you? (dailypoa.com)

What was the key factor in Maxim magazine's success in America? Maybe it was because the publisher was hooked on crack when he got the idea to bring it here? Or that he once killed a man just to watch him die? (Seriously, Felix Dennis just confessed a murder in a newspaper interview. The naked lady pictures are great and everything, but this dude's got issues.) (timesonline.co.uk)

Meet Angelique Boyer, Maxim Mexico's answer to ... everything, we guess. We just hope we asked the right question. (dailypoa.com)

We're a little confused by Maxim and Kitty Lea's tribute to the Seven Deadly Sins: why did they only take pictures of five of them, and why does Gluttony count as two? (Click the to see what we mean.) Still, our Kitty Lea lust (or is it envy?) has never been greater.
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There's a bad sexy pun to be made somehow from former Miss Greece Katerina Stikoudi's name, but we're too struck by her curves to follow it to its logical conclusion. Also, men's magazine captions totally look dirtier in Greek. (cameltap.com)

Maxim Argentina introduces us to the delectable Celina Rucci, who makes us really angry that mapmakers insist on putting Argentina so far away from us. (dailypoa.com)

Susan Sideropoulos sells sea shells by the sea shore. (And she probably wears a bikini and looks pretty hot while doing so.) Try saying that even one time fast. (cameltap.com)

Miss Maxim France Chiara Boisseau makes us want to take back every mean thing we've ever said about her country or their delicious fries of freedom. We take that last line back too. (dailypoa.com)

Aww, shucks! It looks like Lucy Pinder does not want to be our (or anyone's) Facebook friend. Sure these new Maxim photos are ridiculously hot, but who are we supposed to play Scrabulous with now? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

We don't know who this Dorismar character is, but she is apparently so hot that she doesn't even need a last name. (dailypoa.com)

Why, Wanda Nara ... whatever do you want us to do with that riding crop? As usual, our friend Santa is always two steps ahead of us. (dailypoa.com)