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more about #straight more comments → I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: Ive got the gay and straight version on my 'puter when I come here. Just above this is teh Joash West post. The poses are trying to tell us something? more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: gosh, I really miss the witty remarks here. There weren't many, but right now I would kill to see what "jose raez the roof" would say Anyway that ... more » MrsPoundcake: Why thanks Lux, for hearing my cri de coeur...My chest feels tight from the swelling of emotions. Oh wait...My chest is swelling cause I'm squeezing i... more » MrsPoundcake: Nice tit-a-tete interview. Eva is heavenly. more » whosthatpussy: I would like to sign up for a one-on-one master class. Ha ha. more » whosthatpussy: Oh...I was on board with this until I got a better look at her stockings. Then all I could think about were the sandworms from Beeltlejuice. *sigh* more » Brian47: Wow, score one for the F/M strap-on clip - good job! :) more » crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » fragile: stay away from someone who is drowning, they grab for everything in reach. like bikinis. more » fragile: Proof that SG can't read? more » Beaker: "The water could be a little warmer. Oh well, I've got some places to hang my soap-on-a-rope." more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Bunnies! more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » FrankN.Stein: good you didn't call twilight WITHOUT it's parody sexy ;). Thirst is very hot tohugh at least until SPOILER the pale wet corpse showing up in their be... more » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2
With a body that—literally—fits into the palm of your hand, JimmyJane's Form 2 is an itty bitty new addition to their family of vibrators. But don't be fooled by the size: this little baby packs a wallop. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The LoveHoney Sqweel
For years, innovation in the sex toy industry has been limited to figuring out how to make a toy vibrate harder, for longer. But recently there have been signs that manufacturers are starting to—to cop Apple's phrase—think different. More » -
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The Ego Stroker Helps Her Get A Grip
You ever put someone's eye out while you were in the mysterious 69 position? It is the secret shame of many. But with the 69® Ego Stroker CyberSkin® Oral Sex Enhancer, she will never lose her grip again. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Beer Goggles And Getting It In The Hiney Can
How often have we had sex while drunk? 10 million times? And when are we going to realize that a flesh and blood partner is but a drab, complaining substitute for that beer can we can't seem to disengage from? More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: CyberGlassâ„¢ Ben Wa Pleasure Balls
Don't give her a vacuum cleaner on your anniversary. Don't give her long underwear, a spatula, or a workout video. But if you're giving your S.O. something ostensibly sexy like Ben Wa balls, make sure you know what they're for. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle
Over the years, OhMiBod has repeatedly impressed the critics with their line of iPod-synced vibrators. But now, with the Freestyle, they've managed to create something that blows all their previous efforts away. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Bottoms Up P-Spot Rocker (Now In Ice!)
For the man who has everything (up his ass), you might do well to wonder if anything this curly, translucent, and rubbery has ever come out of your butt before you put something with those attributes into it. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Contour Q
Sensual massage fans rejoice! Luxury sex toy manufacturer JimmyJane—long known for its line of massage lotions, candles, and, of course, stones—has just released a brand new took for relaxation: the Contour Q massage stone. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Earth Angel
In these trying times, we're all trying to be as green as we can—and the Earth Angel is betting that greening the bedroom is the next big step. But will a hand-cranked vibe really turn your crank? More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Cloud 9 Vibrator
The Cloud 9 vibrator may not be the prettiest sex toy specimen around (to me, at least, it looks like an alien member)—but its silky touch was more than enough to persuade me to give it a go. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Athena Dildo
Luxotiq's Athena comes packaged with a note informing the buyer that the product is "for novelty use only." You can rest assured I used it for far more than that. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Angel
Sometimes a girl wants the biggest toy in town...and sometimes, a little bit of pleasure is more to her liking. Angel wants to be the vibe of choice for when you're in the latter mood. More » -
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Babeland's Babelicious Flavored Lubes: The Fleshbot Taste Test
Last month, Babeland announced their new line of Babelicious flavored lubes: glycerin-free, water-based lubes in exciting flavors like Pomegranate Vanilla and Dulce de Leche. But do these lubes actually taste as delicious as they sound? We decided to investigate. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Little Something
For most sex toy companies, innovation comes in the form of new options and new features—improving a toy means adding more bells, whistles, and blinking lights. Not so JimmyJane. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Creams Rising to the Top
You live life to the fullest, Fleshbot Readers. You fuck anything that moves until it doesn't move. You're lusty and vulnerable (sometimes you cry). Why, then, would you want your cock to be desensitized? More » -
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The Bad Boy P-Vibe
I'm glad that the Bad Boy P(rostate) Vibrator I received was bright red, because the black version, shaped the way this thing is, would have summoned uncomfortable memories from the city pool. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit
When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass." More » -
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Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug Is More Plug To Love
The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino's debut plug, and was immediately smitten. More » -
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Vampire Gloves Add Some Bite To Your Bark
Smooth and sweet on one side, harsh and prickly on the other. Yes, I'm partially describing myself—but I'm also talking about the Stockroom's KinkLab label vampire gloves. More »





