Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The LoveHoney Sqweel

For years, innovation in the sex toy industry has been limited to figuring out how to make a toy vibrate harder, for longer. But recently there have been signs that manufacturers are starting to—to cop Apple's phrase—think different. More »

The Ego Stroker Helps Her Get A Grip

You ever put someone's eye out while you were in the mysterious 69 position? It is the secret shame of many. But with the 69® Ego Stroker CyberSkin® Oral Sex Enhancer, she will never lose her grip again. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Beer Goggles And Getting It In The Hiney Can

How often have we had sex while drunk? 10 million times? And when are we going to realize that a flesh and blood partner is but a drab, complaining substitute for that beer can we can't seem to disengage from? More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: CyberGlassâ„¢ Ben Wa Pleasure Balls

Don't give her a vacuum cleaner on your anniversary. Don't give her long underwear, a spatula, or a workout video. But if you're giving your S.O. something ostensibly sexy like Ben Wa balls, make sure you know what they're for. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle

Over the years, OhMiBod has repeatedly impressed the critics with their line of iPod-synced vibrators. But now, with the Freestyle, they've managed to create something that blows all their previous efforts away. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Bottoms Up P-Spot Rocker (Now In Ice!)

For the man who has everything (up his ass), you might do well to wonder if anything this curly, translucent, and rubbery has ever come out of your butt before you put something with those attributes into it. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Contour Q

Sensual massage fans rejoice! Luxury sex toy manufacturer JimmyJane—long known for its line of massage lotions, candles, and, of course, stones—has just released a brand new took for relaxation: the Contour Q massage stone. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Earth Angel

In these trying times, we're all trying to be as green as we can—and the Earth Angel is betting that greening the bedroom is the next big step. But will a hand-cranked vibe really turn your crank? More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Cloud 9 Vibrator

The Cloud 9 vibrator may not be the prettiest sex toy specimen around (to me, at least, it looks like an alien member)—but its silky touch was more than enough to persuade me to give it a go. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Athena Dildo

Luxotiq's Athena comes packaged with a note informing the buyer that the product is "for novelty use only." You can rest assured I used it for far more than that. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Angel

Sometimes a girl wants the biggest toy in town...and sometimes, a little bit of pleasure is more to her liking. Angel wants to be the vibe of choice for when you're in the latter mood. More »

Babeland's Babelicious Flavored Lubes: The Fleshbot Taste Test

Last month, Babeland announced their new line of Babelicious flavored lubes: glycerin-free, water-based lubes in exciting flavors like Pomegranate Vanilla and Dulce de Leche. But do these lubes actually taste as delicious as they sound? We decided to investigate. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Your Weekend In Vibrating Pussies And Asses

You know that feeling when you've got your barely-legal, barefoot and tippy-toed, cornfed and eager Mormon spouse by the ass? (You do? Awesome.) Well, like Matt Hooper said, I've got that beat. We've got a loveseat full of Cyberskin pussies and asses here at Fleshbot West. Can you identify them? More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Little Something

For most sex toy companies, innovation comes in the form of new options and new features—improving a toy means adding more bells, whistles, and blinking lights. Not so JimmyJane. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Creams Rising to the Top

You live life to the fullest, Fleshbot Readers. You fuck anything that moves until it doesn't move. You're lusty and vulnerable (sometimes you cry). Why, then, would you want your cock to be desensitized? More »

The Bad Boy P-Vibe

I'm glad that the Bad Boy P(rostate) Vibrator I received was bright red, because the black version, shaped the way this thing is, would have summoned uncomfortable memories from the city pool. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit

When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass." More »

Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug Is More Plug To Love

The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino's debut plug, and was immediately smitten. More »

Vampire Gloves Add Some Bite To Your Bark

Smooth and sweet on one side, harsh and prickly on the other. Yes, I'm partially describing myself—but I'm also talking about the Stockroom's KinkLab label vampire gloves. More »

The Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove

The coolest thing about this gadget is that the "glove" resembles Leatherface's apron in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." More »

Blooming With Bloomy

It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory. More »

Mighty Aphrodite: Getting To Know The Aphrodite Vibe

The Aphrodite wants to be your first vibrator—especially if you happen to be middle-aged, unfamiliar with sex toys (or even masturbation), and a very big fan of Oprah. More »

Is The Blowguard The Key To The Best Blowjob Ever... Or Just A Blowhard?

I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. More »

Listening To The Talking Head Vibrator

It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. More »

Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr

"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? More »

Bound And Gleeful: The Bolero Straitjacket

I've tried many types of bondage: I've been handcuffed, tied up, bound and gagged—and I think, all along, I knew something was missing. I just didn't realize what what was missing: a straitjacket. More »

Moving Beyond: Ophoria Beyond #3 Dildo

With such a Sci Fi Channel name, one might expect this Japanese silicone dildo to not look so jaunty. Yet jaunty dildos are just what we need for these uncertain times. More »

Putting The Bump In Bump And Grind: The Ophoria Bliss No. 12

The Ophoria Bliss No. 5's smooth silhouette left me wanting—so I was excited to experience the bumpier body of the Ophoria Bliss No. 12. So was the Bliss No. 12 actually blissful? More »

Xploring New Territory: The Pink XPlorer Vibrator

You don't want a weapons-grade vibrator that will launch your parts into space, but neither do you want something so insubstantial that it shrinks from your own nether frankness. The Xplorer is industrial-strength and pink. More »

Anything But The Usual: JimmyJane's Iconic Collection

Last summer, JimmyJane announced the launch of their "Iconic Collection"—also known as The Usual Suspects. In layman's terms: they took three classic sex toys, made them all white, and packaged them as a set. More »

Put It In Your Mouth And Suck It: The Jawbreaker Ballgag

I've been lusting after Stockroom's Jawbreaker Ballgag for—no joke—over a year. It's not every day that someone makes a product that combines BDSM and candy (my two favorite things!). More »

Surprise! It's Intimate Surprises!

Everyone likes surprises, right? And what's better than intimacy? Pretty much nothing (or so we've been told). So if you combine intimacy with a surprise, you're pretty much guaranteed the best thing ever, right? More »

The Ophoria Bliss No. 5: Bliss Or Bust?

In spite of the promising name, the Ophoria Bliss No. 5 did not initially inspire me with, ahem, bliss. Why is that? Well, gentle reader, because it bore close resemblance to a Slimline vibe. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug

Like a feel-good underdog sports team movie filled with plucky go-getters who dream big, the anus is resilient. Still, you don't want to throw the TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug in there too fast. More »

Will The LingO Make You A Cunning Linguist?

After meeting pornstars, talking to pornstars, and hugging pornstars, my favorite part of the Adult Entertainment Expo would probably have to be all the free toys I was able to pick up. More »

The Imperial: The Vergenza's All Grown Up

When I met the Vergenza Mk. 1, I was pretty impressed. After all, it's not every toy that can give a girl an orgasm and brutally bludgeon any attackers (just like any good boyfriend!). More »

Pleasure No. 6: Just A Dildo, A Suction Cup, And You

What can you do with a suction-cup dildo? Oh, lots of things (all of them indecent). You can turn your table into a fucktable, your door into a fuckdoor, your shower wall into a fuckshowerwall... More »

The Oui: Oui Or Non?

I'll admit it: I made a rookie mistake with the Oui. I judged a book (well, vibrator) by its cover. More »

Riding The Zephyr To Unexpected Pleasure

The Vergenza Zephyr arrived on my doorstep in an unmarked box, completely unaccompanied by any sort of instruction or explanatory material. Clearly it was a sex toy—why else would someone send it to me?—but what kind of sex toy was it, exactly? More »