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more about #straight more comments → squeezyface: I've been in lust with her since I first saw her on Firefly. *whoop, whoop* *geek alert* more » squeezyface: How long has she had the extra ink? I like! more » alternateash: I think it's unlikely that someone who affords a computer and a video camera or webcam would not realize when the device is upside down. The woman d... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Would love to see Hendricks & Justine Joli do a cross-over piece, an erotic thriller patterned on Face/Off. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Refrains from obvious Meredith Baxter joke. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I don't see why Porn shouldn't thrive in the Maritime Provinces. As long as there's a fire roaring in the hearth, nudity, even amidst the wintry eleme... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Hitchcock approves. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: While Madison Young makes waves post-SuicideGirls, Apnea alights under cover of nite... But proves no less successful in chasing the prize. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I just made a blues explosion in my pants. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I would prefer this series run under the header "Early Bird Special". In fact, set the next one at Ol' Country Buffet, or wherever it is the olds take... more » riffleraffle: Caroline D'Amore? The daughter of my favorite pizza shop owner? Nice. Extra sauce please. more » Ayleron: Cute... more » Beaker: Hmmm ... I don't see any barriers to entry :-) more » cand86: God, her tattoo is gorgeous. Okay, scratch that. Everything about her is. more » Conrad: Well that certainly makes up for her horrid wardrobe, and bad haircut. more » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Beer Goggles And Getting It In The Hiney Can
How often have we had sex while drunk? 10 million times? And when are we going to realize that a flesh and blood partner is but a drab, complaining substitute for that beer can we can't seem to disengage from? More » -
#maritalaidtestkitchen
The Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove
The coolest thing about this gadget is that the "glove" resembles Leatherface's apron in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." More » -
#avn2009
Postcards From Vegas: Sex Toy Watch
Good news, everybody! Famed Japanese male masturbation toy the Tenga Cup is now stateside—and comes in both disposable and reusable forms. Watch out, Fleshlight! (And yes, we will be getting one for, ahem, review.)


