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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Beer Goggles And Getting It In The Hiney Can
How often have we had sex while drunk? 10 million times? And when are we going to realize that a flesh and blood partner is but a drab, complaining substitute for that beer can we can't seem to disengage from? More » -
#maritalaidtestkitchen
The Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove
The coolest thing about this gadget is that the "glove" resembles Leatherface's apron in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." More » -
#avn2009
Postcards From Vegas: Sex Toy Watch
Good news, everybody! Famed Japanese male masturbation toy the Tenga Cup is now stateside—and comes in both disposable and reusable forms. Watch out, Fleshlight! (And yes, we will be getting one for, ahem, review.)
